Disgraziato
@primaryschool.bsky.social
shaking them and waking them and giving them más. homosexual menace, infallible genius, tristate nationalist, lawyer (sorry), New Jerseyan (you're welcome), opinions mine and mine alone.
Pinned
we can get $1,000 in the first six hours for sure but beyond that I'm not gonna promote this one as aggressively as the NJ one. I would, however, ask you to keep it in mind for whenever House Democrats annoy you, and consider paying a posting tax herein whenever you complain about them
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any sufficiently advanced catholicism is indistinguishable from witchcraft
December 26, 2025 at 3:12 PM
any sufficiently advanced catholicism is indistinguishable from witchcraft
"you sound like a gay Lois Griffin"
What's an insult you'll never forget?
December 26, 2025 at 3:03 PM
"you sound like a gay Lois Griffin"
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heard this one second hand like ten years ago but a friend of a friend (bald white guy) told some noisy teens on the subway to quiet down and one of them looked at him and said “suck my pussy uncle fester”
What's an insult you'll never forget?
December 26, 2025 at 3:01 PM
heard this one second hand like ten years ago but a friend of a friend (bald white guy) told some noisy teens on the subway to quiet down and one of them looked at him and said “suck my pussy uncle fester”
funny plausible but pretty unlikely scenario where Gill runs a completely old-school machine campaign and then gets hilariously knocked into fourth place by two weeks of super PAC TV spots for Mejia and Way
Malinowski has name rec, money, Andy Kim, and an early lead, Mejia and Way both have national backers with a tendency to do IEs, Gill has grubby local guys
December 26, 2025 at 2:13 PM
funny plausible but pretty unlikely scenario where Gill runs a completely old-school machine campaign and then gets hilariously knocked into fourth place by two weeks of super PAC TV spots for Mejia and Way
my hot end of year take is I wouldn't be surprised if Brendan Gill ended up in third place in the end
December 26, 2025 at 2:00 PM
my hot end of year take is I wouldn't be surprised if Brendan Gill ended up in third place in the end
inspirational: you can in fact just send your leaders to prison for effective life sentences
RPT-TOP ALERT - MALAYSIA COURT: SENTENCES EX-PM NAJIB RAZAK TO 15 YEARS IN JAIL FOR ABUSE OF POWER IN 1MDB CASE
December 26, 2025 at 1:17 PM
inspirational: you can in fact just send your leaders to prison for effective life sentences
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Santa and the Grinch have returned to the shadow realm, where they will murder each other with rusted knives and axes repeatedly until the next Christmas season dawns once more
December 27, 2024 at 3:28 AM
Santa and the Grinch have returned to the shadow realm, where they will murder each other with rusted knives and axes repeatedly until the next Christmas season dawns once more
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It's Christmas. You are attempting not to argue with your uncle who thinks Mossad plotted with undead John McCain and the Clintons to frame Trump for the Epstein stuff. Why not give him the gift of a new Congress that will make him totally fucking miserable?
alright, here's a slate of ten progressive House candidates from coast to coast and everywhere in between who I think could benefit from your cash:
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December 25, 2025 at 6:14 PM
It's Christmas. You are attempting not to argue with your uncle who thinks Mossad plotted with undead John McCain and the Clintons to frame Trump for the Epstein stuff. Why not give him the gift of a new Congress that will make him totally fucking miserable?
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NYT provides no evidence here, probably because the claim is flatly untrue. See eg recent Pew data, or many posts on the subject from @gelliottmorris.com this year
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/23/u...
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/23/u...
December 26, 2025 at 12:08 AM
NYT provides no evidence here, probably because the claim is flatly untrue. See eg recent Pew data, or many posts on the subject from @gelliottmorris.com this year
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/23/u...
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/23/u...
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look at my blue-state trifectas dawg
Cutting property taxes for Oregonians affected by wildfires. Canceling planned freeway tolls. Pausing local new taxes in the Portland area. We have to keep going to make life more affordable for Oregonians.
December 26, 2025 at 12:01 AM
look at my blue-state trifectas dawg
eyes suddenly turning blue like those Timmy Chalamet movies I haven't seen about the books I haven't read: Julie Gonzales beats John Hickenlooper at the Colorado Democratic convention so badly he doesn't get ballot access, and he's too arrogant to petition independent of the convention system
Yep, forgot the convention fuckery.
Don't think we'll see a repeat of that specific scenario, but that's mostly structural.
Don't think we'll see a repeat of that specific scenario, but that's mostly structural.
December 26, 2025 at 1:05 AM
eyes suddenly turning blue like those Timmy Chalamet movies I haven't seen about the books I haven't read: Julie Gonzales beats John Hickenlooper at the Colorado Democratic convention so badly he doesn't get ballot access, and he's too arrogant to petition independent of the convention system
to elaborate on this a bit, landlords committing arson-based insurance fraud was a documented epidemic on both sides of the Hudson before and during this time period, before you even get into the murder rates
not to dismiss that there is also a stark racial angle to this, but there's a specific neurosis about urban life that comes from having been in the tristate in the 80s and 90s imo
December 26, 2025 at 12:57 AM
to elaborate on this a bit, landlords committing arson-based insurance fraud was a documented epidemic on both sides of the Hudson before and during this time period, before you even get into the murder rates
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I don't think Trump should get access to standard medical care, he should have to let RFK Jr treat him
December 23, 2025 at 1:19 AM
I don't think Trump should get access to standard medical care, he should have to let RFK Jr treat him
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they held a press conference with a dude who claimed to be an ex-marine sex worker who’d had a months-long BDSM affair with Warren, who was apparently too much for him
this was the sign
I am not making any of this up
this was the sign
I am not making any of this up
December 26, 2025 at 12:21 AM
they held a press conference with a dude who claimed to be an ex-marine sex worker who’d had a months-long BDSM affair with Warren, who was apparently too much for him
this was the sign
I am not making any of this up
this was the sign
I am not making any of this up
Merry Christmas to me, got a $250 class action settlement from Themis I guess
December 25, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Merry Christmas to me, got a $250 class action settlement from Themis I guess
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When you're grumpy because three annoying ghosts kept you up all night.
December 25, 2025 at 9:34 AM
When you're grumpy because three annoying ghosts kept you up all night.
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as a Christian fuck this!!!!
Here’s the U.S. government being officially religious in a country with no official religion.
December 25, 2025 at 9:25 PM
as a Christian fuck this!!!!
I take the 2/3 from Penn to Borough Hall most days and I've had to tell my family like half a dozen times that it's an extremely safe trip which by the way goes exclusively through rich neighborhoods
I tell the older generation, I LIVE there. I WORK there. I take the subway at all TIMES. And they treat me like a child! I'm middle aged??
December 25, 2025 at 9:27 PM
I take the 2/3 from Penn to Borough Hall most days and I've had to tell my family like half a dozen times that it's an extremely safe trip which by the way goes exclusively through rich neighborhoods
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wow, if only literally every other developed country in the world had done some version of universal healthcare, then we might have some information to work off here. As it is I guess we're just flying blind.
How much are you going to pay doctors?
Which current hospitals get shut down ?
What happens if doctors opt out of the system ? Who is going to invest in new curative therapies. You ?
How much in taxes pr year do you think it's possible to collect if you took every penny from billionaires?
Which current hospitals get shut down ?
What happens if doctors opt out of the system ? Who is going to invest in new curative therapies. You ?
How much in taxes pr year do you think it's possible to collect if you took every penny from billionaires?
Half the amount that everyone currently pays could provide universal healthcare. Private health companies don’t need to exist. Eliminate them. And use your collective buying power and economies of scale to get it done. Every cent of their profit is healthcare denied.
December 25, 2025 at 8:47 PM
wow, if only literally every other developed country in the world had done some version of universal healthcare, then we might have some information to work off here. As it is I guess we're just flying blind.
the old white Boomers who run the entire tristate GOP and the LI/Westchester/NJ Dems live in such an epistemic bubble that they genuinely don't realize this kind of constant subway/city crime panic makes you seem like an actual paranoid insane person to the average tristate adult under 50
It’s actually incredible how little juice the Republican running against Hochul has. just boomer crimeslop-posting
December 25, 2025 at 5:11 PM
the old white Boomers who run the entire tristate GOP and the LI/Westchester/NJ Dems live in such an epistemic bubble that they genuinely don't realize this kind of constant subway/city crime panic makes you seem like an actual paranoid insane person to the average tristate adult under 50
Elon Musk fixing Bluesky's notorious problems attracting brands and government/quasi-governmental institutions by personally chasing the entire Japanese internet off Twitter for no reason
If — if! — Elon Musk's Generative AI "edit image" button forces Japanese video game companies like Capcom, Nintendo, and Sega to jump ship, it would be the greatest Christmas gift Bluesky has ever received. These companies are notoriously obsessive about protecting their intellectual property.
December 25, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Elon Musk fixing Bluesky's notorious problems attracting brands and government/quasi-governmental institutions by personally chasing the entire Japanese internet off Twitter for no reason
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They confirmed that wheat causes celiac disease during the post WWII Dutch famine (when celiac kids, like all kids, didn’t get any bread but actually died less than before )
December 25, 2025 at 2:36 PM
They confirmed that wheat causes celiac disease during the post WWII Dutch famine (when celiac kids, like all kids, didn’t get any bread but actually died less than before )
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*at a christmas party* oh Rudolph is your favorite reindeer? That’s cool yeah yeah he’s pretty great
*in reindeer chat*
BlitzenBoy92: at the work thinh. take a guess
DonnerTime: buncha dolphies?
VixenLover: fuckin lame bro just keep ur cool change the subject
The Dasher Enjoyer: thinh
*in reindeer chat*
BlitzenBoy92: at the work thinh. take a guess
DonnerTime: buncha dolphies?
VixenLover: fuckin lame bro just keep ur cool change the subject
The Dasher Enjoyer: thinh
December 25, 2025 at 4:14 AM
*at a christmas party* oh Rudolph is your favorite reindeer? That’s cool yeah yeah he’s pretty great
*in reindeer chat*
BlitzenBoy92: at the work thinh. take a guess
DonnerTime: buncha dolphies?
VixenLover: fuckin lame bro just keep ur cool change the subject
The Dasher Enjoyer: thinh
*in reindeer chat*
BlitzenBoy92: at the work thinh. take a guess
DonnerTime: buncha dolphies?
VixenLover: fuckin lame bro just keep ur cool change the subject
The Dasher Enjoyer: thinh
nobody tells you as a kid that once you get old enough for your relatives to be old and ailing, the Thanksgiving-to-New Year's stretch is the most powerfully depressing place on the entire calendar
December 25, 2025 at 4:34 AM
nobody tells you as a kid that once you get old enough for your relatives to be old and ailing, the Thanksgiving-to-New Year's stretch is the most powerfully depressing place on the entire calendar