Senator Meow
@senatormeow.bsky.social
He's the cat who won't cop out when there's danger all about. Plundie Nominee 2018. An idiosyncratic Twitter personality (Ohio Capital Journal).
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Senator Meow
@senatormeow.bsky.social
· Nov 7
btw if you come over here and are like "time to refresh my brand" do not be surprised when i do not recognize you
starting an airline where you can smoke on the plane again
January 20, 2026 at 5:43 PM
starting an airline where you can smoke on the plane again
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Gary Larson: In my cartoon I invented Cow Tools as a cautionary tale
Cows: At long last, we have created the Cow Tools from classic newspaper comic Cow Tools
Cows: At long last, we have created the Cow Tools from classic newspaper comic Cow Tools
January 19, 2026 at 5:04 PM
Gary Larson: In my cartoon I invented Cow Tools as a cautionary tale
Cows: At long last, we have created the Cow Tools from classic newspaper comic Cow Tools
Cows: At long last, we have created the Cow Tools from classic newspaper comic Cow Tools
in accordance with the prophecy
A pet cow named Veronika can scratch her back with a broom, the first scientifically documented case of tool use in cows.
“Perhaps the absurd thing was not the absurdity of a cow using tools," one researcher said, "but the absurdity of us never thinking that a cow might be intelligent.”
“Perhaps the absurd thing was not the absurdity of a cow using tools," one researcher said, "but the absurdity of us never thinking that a cow might be intelligent.”
Cows Use Tools, Too, New Study Finds
A pet cow named Veronika can scratch her own back with a broom — the first scientifically documented case of tool use in cows, researchers say.
nyti.ms
January 19, 2026 at 6:28 PM
in accordance with the prophecy
zoomers in the workplace like listen here jack how do i open pdf
January 18, 2026 at 9:59 PM
zoomers in the workplace like listen here jack how do i open pdf
me [entering the iron age in age of empires II] iron helps us play
January 18, 2026 at 9:45 PM
me [entering the iron age in age of empires II] iron helps us play
so like what does the trans-siberian orchestra do the rest of the year
January 18, 2026 at 8:15 PM
so like what does the trans-siberian orchestra do the rest of the year
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Average Sunday show interview:
OFFICIAL: we are going to dip enemies of the state into acid vats
HOST: how will you pay for it?
OFFICIAL: tariffs
HOST: critics say tariffs don't generate acid vat money
OFFICIAL: tariffs have generated more money than has ever existed
HOST: thank u for ur time
OFFICIAL: we are going to dip enemies of the state into acid vats
HOST: how will you pay for it?
OFFICIAL: tariffs
HOST: critics say tariffs don't generate acid vat money
OFFICIAL: tariffs have generated more money than has ever existed
HOST: thank u for ur time
January 18, 2026 at 3:53 PM
Average Sunday show interview:
OFFICIAL: we are going to dip enemies of the state into acid vats
HOST: how will you pay for it?
OFFICIAL: tariffs
HOST: critics say tariffs don't generate acid vat money
OFFICIAL: tariffs have generated more money than has ever existed
HOST: thank u for ur time
OFFICIAL: we are going to dip enemies of the state into acid vats
HOST: how will you pay for it?
OFFICIAL: tariffs
HOST: critics say tariffs don't generate acid vat money
OFFICIAL: tariffs have generated more money than has ever existed
HOST: thank u for ur time
based on the packaging, this box of 675 q-tips lasted me three years
January 18, 2026 at 7:53 PM
based on the packaging, this box of 675 q-tips lasted me three years
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the five stages of posting through it are Righteous Rage, Sincere Woundedness, Twelve Hours of Silence, Feigned Amusement, and Substack Post
January 18, 2026 at 3:49 PM
the five stages of posting through it are Righteous Rage, Sincere Woundedness, Twelve Hours of Silence, Feigned Amusement, and Substack Post
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“Columbus is bringing an unprecedented amount of energy to this, I’m so ready to go to Columbus,” said Goodyear. “It’s like, wow, this is the hardest working city in show business, and also, I’ve never been there before, so I’m interested to see it.”
columbusunderground.com/the-war-on-c...
columbusunderground.com/the-war-on-c...
The 'War on Cars' Comes to Columbus - Columbus Underground
The hosts of the popular War on Cars podcast are coming to Columbus, and they're eager to talk about the benefits and possibilities of car-free (or at least car-light) streets, neighborhoods, and citi...
columbusunderground.com
January 18, 2026 at 3:30 PM
“Columbus is bringing an unprecedented amount of energy to this, I’m so ready to go to Columbus,” said Goodyear. “It’s like, wow, this is the hardest working city in show business, and also, I’ve never been there before, so I’m interested to see it.”
columbusunderground.com/the-war-on-c...
columbusunderground.com/the-war-on-c...
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[yelling over club music] I said grief is a rain that falls on everything
May 17, 2025 at 3:34 AM
[yelling over club music] I said grief is a rain that falls on everything
jeremy's banger
Now playing (09:20 PM PST):
"Dead Ringers" (1988)
By David Cronenberg
Runtime: 115 min.
"Dead Ringers" (1988)
By David Cronenberg
Runtime: 115 min.
January 17, 2026 at 5:23 AM
jeremy's banger
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just once i’d like my tears to be of joy
January 16, 2026 at 7:20 PM
just once i’d like my tears to be of joy
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one hour until showtime ♥️ come celebrate the life of david lynch with us @ 6p/9e on twitch.tv/A69Presents
on the one year anniversary of his death, join our tribute to david lynch, UNRECORDED STREAM, a wave/video art showcase ft. APHEX TWIN PEAKS + LOST HIGH.WAV + more 🌹 1/16-1/18 @ 6PM PST/9PM EST on twitch.tv/A69Presents
January 17, 2026 at 1:00 AM
one hour until showtime ♥️ come celebrate the life of david lynch with us @ 6p/9e on twitch.tv/A69Presents
thank god it's whiskey friday with tony dokoupil
January 16, 2026 at 10:53 PM
thank god it's whiskey friday with tony dokoupil
mmm... ziti with the meat gravy
January 16, 2026 at 10:01 PM
mmm... ziti with the meat gravy
do not upload me into the papa john's chatbot
January 16, 2026 at 9:10 PM
do not upload me into the papa john's chatbot
beast mode i'm afraid
The YouTube phenomenon known as MrBeast has partnered with the LDS Church on philanthropy, and church President Dallin Oaks says he hopes lower missionary ages will lead to lower marriage ages.
Latest from Mormon Land: YouTube’s MrBeast partners with LDS Church; spate of new new stakes created
The YouTube phenomenon known as MrBeast has partnered with the LDS Church on philanthropy, and church President Dallin Oaks says he hopes lower missionary ages will lead to lower marriage ages.
www.sltrib.com
January 16, 2026 at 9:00 PM
beast mode i'm afraid
at this point if I looked out and saw Godzilla destroying the city I would be like oh hell yes let's go dude
January 16, 2026 at 8:27 PM
at this point if I looked out and saw Godzilla destroying the city I would be like oh hell yes let's go dude
might start a fire and read by it
January 16, 2026 at 7:49 PM
might start a fire and read by it
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I’ll be real, I am mad that Chungking Express wasn’t about trains
January 16, 2026 at 6:39 PM
I’ll be real, I am mad that Chungking Express wasn’t about trains
X, the Not Working App
January 16, 2026 at 3:32 PM
X, the Not Working App
what one year no David Lynch does to a mf
January 16, 2026 at 1:57 PM
what one year no David Lynch does to a mf