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Senator Meow
@senatormeow.bsky.social
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He's the cat who won't cop out when there's danger all about. Plundie Nominee 2018. An idiosyncratic Twitter personality (Ohio Capital Journal).
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Dubai chocolate at the gas station!!! 😍
a bunch of pre-packaged pastries that look like I went to a dog park and started shoveling shit into clamshells. just awful looking chocolate buttercream with dark green sauce that looks more like a pea soup or chutney. what is wrong with you people. disgusting
November 16, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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when someone asks about the Christmas Challenge
November 16, 2025 at 2:04 AM
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at last... pizza house
a single family home with a conspicuously Pizza Hut roof shape
November 15, 2025 at 2:03 AM
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uh-oh
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November 14, 2025 at 2:43 PM
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truly what could be more Christmas than this
The Alfee rising out of the floor to perform in a James Brown medley arranged by Junichi Kawauchi, surrounded by Christmas trees and go-go dancers
November 13, 2025 at 4:59 PM
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how i sleep knowing no weapon formed against me shall prosper
incredibly buff (Super?) man sleeping soundly shirtless on his back. like Rob Liefeld wet dream buff dude. Like the man has to turn sideways to walk through a barn door. He probably can't breathe lying like this. like four foot wide guy here.
November 13, 2025 at 4:12 PM
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i have a LOT to think about
man leaning forward in chair to show increased intensity
November 13, 2025 at 12:41 AM
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catching up on the chair company
Superintendent Chalmers leaning over to a tired Bart in a movie theater and pointing at the screen with the caption "You think they actually filmed this in Newark?"
November 13, 2025 at 12:19 AM
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hmmmmm
ROLE OVERVIEW: Develop and implement overarching communications and digital strategy. Plan and ensure message continuity across all areas of communication programs. Supervise communications and digital teams, foster collaboration and professional growth while maintaining message discipline and strategic focus. Develop and maintain relationships with the media and Party leaders. Work with stakeholder groups to help spread a coordinated message statewide. Manage local and national reporter relationships, pitch stories and serve as an on-the-record spokesperson for the Party and point-person for press inquiries. Draft and edit written materials such as press releases, talking points, remarks, op-eds, and additional external and internal communication materials as needed. Book and staff the Chair and surrogates for interviews along with preparing and executing earned media events with the Chair and surrogates from beginning to end – including advancing events when necessary.
November 12, 2025 at 8:43 PM
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only 9 days left to apply to be the ODP Communications Director www.indeed.com/m/viewjob?jk...
Communications Director Ohio Democratic Party $8,000 - $9,000 a month Paid time off, Vision insurance, Dental insurance
November 12, 2025 at 8:42 PM
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emoji greedily rubbing its hands with the caption "when the radio got Christmas music"
November 12, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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incredible what you can find in books these days
some sort of printed stationery with the sigil of the Columbus Metropolitan Library in the upper right corner and the word VoLuN-tEeN in orange-and-black letters across two lines in the upper left, like something out of a ransom note
November 10, 2025 at 6:40 PM
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eating good tn
steak, baked potato, four asparaguses. asparagi. stalks of asparagus. it looks awful. and such small portions
November 6, 2025 at 11:23 PM
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Simpsons screengrab where man named Bort asks a woman if she's talking to him
November 6, 2025 at 9:13 PM
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David Pepper's perfect Philly cheesesteak, November 2020
November 6, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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god i love low-stakes politics
Valleyview Village Council (1 to be elected) Helen K. DeBord 68 votes William Lowe 66 votes Deborah Mattox 66 votes Brendon Robertson 63 votes
November 5, 2025 at 6:03 AM
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posting a nude for zohran
meowth
November 5, 2025 at 2:15 AM
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not bad, all said. average viewers is always low due to the duration
a Twitch dashboard showing stats from 10/3/25 to 11/1/25 with 1.6 average viewers, 1 follow, 688h45m streamed, 144 unique viewers, and 20 chatters
November 1, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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I HATE IT HERE!!!
Rowdy Roddy Piper and Keith David in They Live entering a ballroom where the invading alien speaker is addressing the crowd, saying "Our projections show that by the year 2025," The speaker continues, "not only America, but the entire planet" The speaker finishes, "will be under the protection and dominion of this power alliance."
October 30, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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we're all asking it
screengrab of Firefox's increasingly chumbox-type article pushes on its New Tab page for a Mental Floss article, maybe about Houdini, titled "The Halloween Death That's Haunted History for Nearly a Century" with the subhed "What is the truth behind the historical figur [sic] death?"
October 30, 2025 at 12:11 AM
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yeah man idk what to tell you
a post of mine from 5/19/2020 at 10:55 PM reading as follows: libs eight years from now be like: "at least trump had funny tweets unlike overseer cotton"
October 29, 2025 at 8:41 PM
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never noticed Lisa not enjoying President Clinton's "twirling toward freedom" address at all, whereas Marge is going wild
a crowd shot of the "Citizen Kang" Treehouse of Horror segment with Marge cheering and Bart clapping and Lisa just kinda sitting there wide-eyed. Kirk Van Houten needs a haircut.
October 27, 2025 at 2:59 PM
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you know, I can think of a way del Toro could've improved on Frankenstein
a policeman in It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia telling the gang how much he shares their excitement for the new Thundergun movie
October 26, 2025 at 10:26 PM
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retvrn
Taco Bell Volcano Menu promotional picture featuring the taco, burrito, and nachos that they have COWARDLY dropped from their menus EVEN THOUGH the Volcano sauce was the BEST THING they EVER had out there and those fat cats in Washington REFUSE to bring it back
October 24, 2025 at 2:40 AM
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A photo of Kurt Vonnegut overlaid with the text "We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful about what we pretend to be." from the intro to Mother Night (1961)
October 21, 2025 at 9:58 PM