Alexander
@ahallhognason.com
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My body is acting a little ungrateful given all the treats I’ve been feeding it
November 23, 2025 at 1:01 AM
My body is acting a little ungrateful given all the treats I’ve been feeding it
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Youth pastor (after sitting down on a chair turned backwards): I know you kids like these modern pop songs by Sabrina but you know who else was a Carpenter?
November 27, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Youth pastor (after sitting down on a chair turned backwards): I know you kids like these modern pop songs by Sabrina but you know who else was a Carpenter?
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Nothing like looking at different screens after a hard day of looking at screens
November 25, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Nothing like looking at different screens after a hard day of looking at screens
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draw me like one of your conclusions
November 18, 2025 at 4:23 PM
draw me like one of your conclusions
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[second hand store]
me: do you have any minute hands?
me: do you have any minute hands?
November 5, 2025 at 10:49 PM
[second hand store]
me: do you have any minute hands?
me: do you have any minute hands?
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if you ate food from 2005 you could become ill. but in 2005 you ate it all the time
September 22, 2025 at 3:27 AM
if you ate food from 2005 you could become ill. but in 2005 you ate it all the time
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A sign of the times? You mean a clock? Lol
September 16, 2025 at 4:32 AM
A sign of the times? You mean a clock? Lol
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don't worry, if no coherent narrative is available, one will be constructed for you shortly
September 13, 2025 at 11:29 AM
don't worry, if no coherent narrative is available, one will be constructed for you shortly
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i love tap water except it's so hard to get the water to wear the little shoes
September 7, 2025 at 3:53 AM
i love tap water except it's so hard to get the water to wear the little shoes
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HUMMINGBIRD: *forgets the words*
September 6, 2025 at 7:24 PM
HUMMINGBIRD: *forgets the words*
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Two seminal vesicles diverged in a wood, and I—
I took the one less traveled by,
And that has made all the deferens.
I took the one less traveled by,
And that has made all the deferens.
August 30, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Two seminal vesicles diverged in a wood, and I—
I took the one less traveled by,
And that has made all the deferens.
I took the one less traveled by,
And that has made all the deferens.
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Sure I've been homesick before, but that was when I drunkenly ate 3 condos and an apartment.
August 19, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Sure I've been homesick before, but that was when I drunkenly ate 3 condos and an apartment.
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When I’m eating shared nachos I’m always thinking 3 nacho moves ahead of my opponent
August 19, 2025 at 2:21 AM
When I’m eating shared nachos I’m always thinking 3 nacho moves ahead of my opponent
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i hope this email doesn’t find you at all. i hope you got out. i hope you’re free
August 14, 2025 at 12:25 PM
i hope this email doesn’t find you at all. i hope you got out. i hope you’re free
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if bagels can have everything so can i
August 7, 2025 at 11:57 AM
if bagels can have everything so can i
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If you feel like time is flying by, go get a bad haircut.
August 5, 2025 at 6:49 PM
If you feel like time is flying by, go get a bad haircut.
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had an ant on me an hour ago so now it feels like i have an ant on me about every 12 seconds
August 6, 2025 at 2:54 AM
had an ant on me an hour ago so now it feels like i have an ant on me about every 12 seconds
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the fucking gall of Alvin to name his band ‘Alvin and the chipmunks’. As if he’s not a fucking chipmunk too
August 5, 2025 at 2:43 AM
the fucking gall of Alvin to name his band ‘Alvin and the chipmunks’. As if he’s not a fucking chipmunk too
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going to bed, or as i call it microdosing “The Big Sleep”
July 31, 2025 at 3:59 AM
going to bed, or as i call it microdosing “The Big Sleep”
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“Fossil Fuel” is the name of my new catering service for nursing homes.
August 2, 2025 at 4:38 PM
“Fossil Fuel” is the name of my new catering service for nursing homes.
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Ravioli are just savory Gushers
August 2, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Ravioli are just savory Gushers