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Nurd
@stburnerd.bsky.social
· Jul 10
Did Eileen ever come on?
Them: Would you rather-
Me: No I wouldn't
Me: No I wouldn't
September 10, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Them: Would you rather-
Me: No I wouldn't
Me: No I wouldn't
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The feminine urge to spend the day watching true crime documentaries
September 10, 2025 at 1:54 PM
The feminine urge to spend the day watching true crime documentaries
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The missing sock will only appear once the matching sock has been executed
September 10, 2025 at 2:46 PM
The missing sock will only appear once the matching sock has been executed
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The trendiest of all venereal diseases is pickleball.
August 3, 2025 at 6:06 PM
The trendiest of all venereal diseases is pickleball.
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I think I need an antidepressant that has no depressing side effects.
September 10, 2025 at 3:11 PM
I think I need an antidepressant that has no depressing side effects.
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if I ever heard a mermaid singing I'd steal a boat and wreck that shit in a new york minute
September 9, 2025 at 4:50 PM
if I ever heard a mermaid singing I'd steal a boat and wreck that shit in a new york minute
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You can't hurt me. You're not pile of laundry I haven't folded in 4 days.
September 26, 2024 at 6:02 AM
You can't hurt me. You're not pile of laundry I haven't folded in 4 days.
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Damn, I'm Tired.... A sequel to Damn, I Can't Sleep.
September 10, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Damn, I'm Tired.... A sequel to Damn, I Can't Sleep.
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For personal reasons I will be returning to the sea
September 10, 2025 at 6:12 AM
For personal reasons I will be returning to the sea
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Intrusive thoughts of biting into skinny iPhone like a cracker as I scroll the TL
September 9, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Intrusive thoughts of biting into skinny iPhone like a cracker as I scroll the TL
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My mom sometimes texts me pictures of Buddha with an inspirational text like:
“Be kind to others, Evil Lisa.”
“Be kind to others, Evil Lisa.”
November 26, 2024 at 3:59 AM
My mom sometimes texts me pictures of Buddha with an inspirational text like:
“Be kind to others, Evil Lisa.”
“Be kind to others, Evil Lisa.”
The oof is strong in this one
August 31, 2025 at 7:31 AM
The oof is strong in this one
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Seriously man I just- I- I fucking KNEW you didn't have my nose
August 30, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Seriously man I just- I- I fucking KNEW you didn't have my nose
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Lying in bed, hoping I’m doing it as well as Brian Wilson.
August 30, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Lying in bed, hoping I’m doing it as well as Brian Wilson.
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Feeling okay until I realized I weigh more than a baby giraffe at the zoo.
August 31, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Feeling okay until I realized I weigh more than a baby giraffe at the zoo.
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Oh you unfollowed me, I was just about to get a LOT better too.
August 14, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Oh you unfollowed me, I was just about to get a LOT better too.
You can't hurt me. You're not pile of laundry I haven't folded in 4 days.
September 26, 2024 at 6:02 AM
You can't hurt me. You're not pile of laundry I haven't folded in 4 days.
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Bluesky is just a giant roleplaying app
September 25, 2024 at 6:20 PM
Bluesky is just a giant roleplaying app
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They call me underachievel knievel and for my next trick I'll be laying down on the floor
September 25, 2024 at 5:21 PM
They call me underachievel knievel and for my next trick I'll be laying down on the floor
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I mostly want to be a pirate for all the derring-do. Really wanna just buckle some swashes.
September 25, 2024 at 10:38 AM
I mostly want to be a pirate for all the derring-do. Really wanna just buckle some swashes.
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If you want to hurt me all you need to do is change all the light bulbs in my house in a random pattern of bright white and soft white
September 18, 2024 at 1:06 AM
If you want to hurt me all you need to do is change all the light bulbs in my house in a random pattern of bright white and soft white
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Not to toot my own horn but I've never chased a waterfall.
September 16, 2024 at 5:39 AM
Not to toot my own horn but I've never chased a waterfall.