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👻SpookyComic💀 @spookycomic.bsky.social · Nov 13
Going to have to write down my drafts like some Victorian diarist.
spookycomic.bsky.social
🎶It’s my dick in a pot🎶
December 23, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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sophamir.bsky.social
lord beer me strength
December 23, 2025 at 8:54 PM
spookycomic.bsky.social
Friendly reminder in my mom’s bathroom
December 22, 2025 at 8:20 PM
spookycomic.bsky.social
Just sharing the gay apparel I donned.
December 20, 2025 at 8:54 PM
spookycomic.bsky.social
You cry tears; I cry jokes
November 23, 2025 at 3:25 AM
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hawaiijeno.bsky.social
What if I stay under the warm blankets?

Yes, this is best.
November 22, 2025 at 1:59 PM
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gupton68.bsky.social
I just saw a shadow thrown by a cloud that was shaped like a penis, does that mean 6 more weeks of wiener?
November 19, 2025 at 2:32 PM
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stonedeva.bsky.social
And yet we keep posting
November 19, 2025 at 4:38 AM
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greekheanen.bsky.social
Neither miserable, nor happy,
but a secret more complicated third thing
October 14, 2025 at 10:00 AM
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pixelthegnome.bsky.social
pez dispenser that dispenses lil bites of cheese
November 22, 2025 at 3:15 PM
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shade5.bsky.social
Is it possible that I used the word "scallawag"one too many times while sexting?
November 21, 2025 at 1:50 AM
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blobstar.bsky.social
Pudding on the Ritz 🎶
November 22, 2025 at 9:10 PM
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beaveinflow.bsky.social
Me, five minutes after leaving the house: I have made a terrible mistake and must return to my nest immediately.
November 21, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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maxhyde.bsky.social
We would make a beautiful fucking catastrophe
November 22, 2025 at 7:19 PM
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thecard.bsky.social
Over the river AND through the woods? In this economy?
November 22, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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gregthemiller.bsky.social
these chores could have been a montage
June 28, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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frovo.bsky.social
apostrophe is short for a piece of shit trophy
November 22, 2025 at 6:20 PM
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los-los.bsky.social
i keep my 3D printer in the bedroom in case i get any good ideas
November 22, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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samerealwoman.bsky.social
🎼 Twist and shout🎶

*can twist without shouting and shout without twisting
November 22, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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verucas-alt.bsky.social
Goofy dancing in the kitchen is where it's at.
November 22, 2025 at 12:48 PM
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misterd78uk.bsky.social
You ever notice how "ok don't take this personally" is always followed up with something really freaking personal
November 22, 2025 at 7:22 PM
spookycomic.bsky.social
If you like stickin’ it to the Merry Christmas crowd with a hearty Happy Holidays, try Enjoy the Season instead—it enrages them even more.
Enjoy the season!
November 21, 2025 at 3:43 PM
spookycomic.bsky.social
I’d love to be thankful for not having to dine with certain family members but alas and alack.
November 20, 2025 at 7:46 PM
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kristenwixx.bsky.social
I picked up some pastries for tomorrow's staff meeting.
A sign for a baked good. The text reads, "Handmade Scorn."
November 20, 2025 at 12:37 AM
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chabbyd.bsky.social
Throw away last year’s holiday wrapping paper before this shit gets out of hand again.
November 20, 2025 at 7:43 PM