Jolly Chris Moose
@reverendmoose.bsky.social
Mostly just posting what comes to mind, like politics, video games, pop culture, advertising jingles stuck in my head for decades, some void screaming, every now and then post my "bad" art. Should probably come back and edit this description someday.He/Him
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File under the ever-growing subgenre of my work which I’m calling ‘Inanimate Object Has A Massive Go At A Person For No Reason’
![Comic strip script:
Scene is a SUPERMARKET, a MAN is walking past a display of CREME EGGS with his trolley.
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MAN:
Tut
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CREME EGG [talking to him from the shelf]:
Excuse me - did you just tut at us?
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MAN:
W-what?
CREME EGG:
Tutting because you’ve seen ‘Easter eggs’ on January 11th, is it?
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MAN:
What? Well, y-yes, I -
CREME EGG:
Listen, Tut boy
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CREME EGG:
We are not Easter eggs. We are Creme Eggs.
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CREME EGG:
We are the shock troops of seasonal capitalism. Eldritch simulacra of rebirth. Fondant mockery of life.
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CREME EGG:
Not for us the grand safety of a cardboard box. Oh no.
They put us out here first, in our little foil uniforms, every January, to face the wrath of the nation.
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CREME EGG:
And what you gonna do about it? Tut? Snark about us on social media?
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CREME EGG:
Maybe you’ll write a little column in the Telegraph titled “It Is Sad That The Easter Eggs Are Out Already”.
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CREME EGG:
You tut because you know that unlike you, we will return, every January…
…forever.
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CREME EGG:
The eternal rebirth of mammon! The endless -
MAN:
Oh go on then
[He puts one of the Creme Eggs in his trolley]
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CREME EGG:
HA HA YOU WORM](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4m3we4apbjayclzcnhwe3pfp/bafkreigf4nleeln6m3pznu3n33mmk4m2f7uwxg7qh6khg4e5l65yycrdjy@jpeg)
January 7, 2026 at 11:23 AM
File under the ever-growing subgenre of my work which I’m calling ‘Inanimate Object Has A Massive Go At A Person For No Reason’
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Starmer - we'll wait and see what the reason is, I'm sure there's a good one.
Trump - OIL OIL OIL, I'VE GOT THE OIL, GONNA SELL THE OIL, MONEY MONEY MONEY.
Trump - OIL OIL OIL, I'VE GOT THE OIL, GONNA SELL THE OIL, MONEY MONEY MONEY.
January 7, 2026 at 10:58 AM
Starmer - we'll wait and see what the reason is, I'm sure there's a good one.
Trump - OIL OIL OIL, I'VE GOT THE OIL, GONNA SELL THE OIL, MONEY MONEY MONEY.
Trump - OIL OIL OIL, I'VE GOT THE OIL, GONNA SELL THE OIL, MONEY MONEY MONEY.
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one takeaway from the grok noncon porn thing is that much of the media just isn't interested in an issue they can't pretend has two sides or that doesn't give them an opportunity to shit on the left. Also it would be uncomfortable to justify remaining on twitter after acknowledging it
January 6, 2026 at 9:06 PM
one takeaway from the grok noncon porn thing is that much of the media just isn't interested in an issue they can't pretend has two sides or that doesn't give them an opportunity to shit on the left. Also it would be uncomfortable to justify remaining on twitter after acknowledging it
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So much of genuine environmental progress is predicated on denying "little treats" to politically consequential middle class people who see little treats as their sole recompense for decades of increased debt and immiseration so resolving that political problem will be important
January 7, 2026 at 10:31 AM
So much of genuine environmental progress is predicated on denying "little treats" to politically consequential middle class people who see little treats as their sole recompense for decades of increased debt and immiseration so resolving that political problem will be important
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Hey @news.rte.ie, this is Ireland. Our national broadcaster does not have to kiss ass like the US news. You don’t have to parrot Trump’s press releases to try and make them sound reasonable.
The US is not ‘acquiring’ anything. It just invaded one country and now it’s claiming another one.
The US is not ‘acquiring’ anything. It just invaded one country and now it’s claiming another one.
US President Donald Trump and his team are discussing options for acquiring Greenland and utilising the US military in furtherance of the goal is "always an option," the White House has said
US says military use 'an option' for acquiring Greenland
US President Donald Trump and his team are discussing options for acquiring Greenland and utilising the US military in furtherance of the goal is "always an option," the White House has said.
www.rte.ie
January 6, 2026 at 9:28 PM
Hey @news.rte.ie, this is Ireland. Our national broadcaster does not have to kiss ass like the US news. You don’t have to parrot Trump’s press releases to try and make them sound reasonable.
The US is not ‘acquiring’ anything. It just invaded one country and now it’s claiming another one.
The US is not ‘acquiring’ anything. It just invaded one country and now it’s claiming another one.
Starting World War 3 to own the libs.
I don't think starting World War III should be considered "a distraction" from other things even if it does distract from other things.
January 7, 2026 at 1:37 PM
Starting World War 3 to own the libs.
Pretty sure this administration views that as a feature not a bug.
It's really impossible to overstate how much *everyone* is watching the US threats towards Greenland, not just Europe. If you want to break not just NATO but Five Eyes and maybe our Asian defense alliances too, taking Greenland is how you do it.
Forcibly annexing Greenland would be a strategic catastrophe—for Europe, for Canada, and perhaps most especially for the United States itself.
My latest in @foreignpolicy.com on how we're all sleep-walking into a disaster: foreignpolicy.com/2026/01/06/g...
My latest in @foreignpolicy.com on how we're all sleep-walking into a disaster: foreignpolicy.com/2026/01/06/g...
January 7, 2026 at 1:33 PM
Pretty sure this administration views that as a feature not a bug.
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America's original sin, going back to the end of the Civil War, is its inability to hold white people accountable for, literally, anything, for fear o f alienating other white people.
It's been five years since Trump tried to overthrow the Constitution.
What unfolded over the five years that followed will be remembered as one of the greatest failures of American institutions in our history.
What unfolded over the five years that followed will be remembered as one of the greatest failures of American institutions in our history.
January 6, 2026 at 5:13 PM
America's original sin, going back to the end of the Civil War, is its inability to hold white people accountable for, literally, anything, for fear o f alienating other white people.
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So, hear me out on this, I want my taxpayer dollars going to feeding, hungry people, educating kids, and building better roads. I have no desire to buy Donald Trump an island, & last time I checked, the power of the purse, still belonged to Congress.
"Secretary of State Marco Rubio told lawmakers that recent administration threats against Greenland didn’t signal an imminent invasion and that the goal is to buy the island from Denmark, according to people familiar with the discussions."
Exclusive | Rubio Tells Lawmakers Trump Aims to Buy Greenland, Downplays Military Action
The secretary of state said the White House is using rhetoric to pressure Denmark into negotiations.
www.wsj.com
January 6, 2026 at 11:28 PM
So, hear me out on this, I want my taxpayer dollars going to feeding, hungry people, educating kids, and building better roads. I have no desire to buy Donald Trump an island, & last time I checked, the power of the purse, still belonged to Congress.
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I feel like we should have just taken our chances.
January 7, 2026 at 9:57 AM
I feel like we should have just taken our chances.
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The techbros were like, "We need to invent AI because if we don't an AI will emerge anyway and torture us forever", and then invented AI that tortures us forever.
January 7, 2026 at 9:56 AM
The techbros were like, "We need to invent AI because if we don't an AI will emerge anyway and torture us forever", and then invented AI that tortures us forever.
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Remember when Dems folded and got nothing and everyone was so happy and patting themselves on the back about getting the Epstein Files released and they just blacked everything out and started deleting shit and now they're bombing Venezuela because we re-opened the government. Anyway
If Trump is really stealing spending power from Congress then it would be insanity for Democrats to vote to fund the government later this month. Shut it down until the president stops wiping his ass with the Constitution.
January 7, 2026 at 1:05 AM
Remember when Dems folded and got nothing and everyone was so happy and patting themselves on the back about getting the Epstein Files released and they just blacked everything out and started deleting shit and now they're bombing Venezuela because we re-opened the government. Anyway
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Odo: What’s wrong with Dukat?
Worf: Everyone has a different theory
Worf: Everyone has a different theory
January 7, 2026 at 9:41 AM
Odo: What’s wrong with Dukat?
Worf: Everyone has a different theory
Worf: Everyone has a different theory
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Over Christmas I treated myself to a Portta video converter to transfer a load of VHS tapes my brother and I have, partly to compare the VHS copy of Rebirth (right) with the DVD and YouTube versions (left).
Looking to do more with Rebrith in the future.
#Transformers #VHS
Looking to do more with Rebrith in the future.
#Transformers #VHS
January 7, 2026 at 9:25 AM
Over Christmas I treated myself to a Portta video converter to transfer a load of VHS tapes my brother and I have, partly to compare the VHS copy of Rebirth (right) with the DVD and YouTube versions (left).
Looking to do more with Rebrith in the future.
#Transformers #VHS
Looking to do more with Rebrith in the future.
#Transformers #VHS
It'd been funnier yesterday, but really any day is good.
January 7, 2026 at 1:19 PM
It'd been funnier yesterday, but really any day is good.
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Just a reminder that George Conway is not fundraising right now to run against a MAGA republican.
He is fundraising to run against progressive Democrats.
He is fundraising to run against progressive Democrats.
January 7, 2026 at 5:28 AM
Just a reminder that George Conway is not fundraising right now to run against a MAGA republican.
He is fundraising to run against progressive Democrats.
He is fundraising to run against progressive Democrats.
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Quote posting this again for oomfs, because if you haven't watched Lucha Underground you should.
Also, for those who don't know, the entire series of Lucha Underground is available FREE on Internet Archive
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Internet Archive: Digital Library of Free & Borrowable Texts, Movies, Music & Wayback Machine
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January 7, 2026 at 5:20 AM
Quote posting this again for oomfs, because if you haven't watched Lucha Underground you should.
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Been rewatching Golden Girls. Grew up with the dub, it's crazy how different the sub is.
January 7, 2026 at 4:38 AM
Been rewatching Golden Girls. Grew up with the dub, it's crazy how different the sub is.