🌈ｔｕｒｂｏ ｆａｌｃｏｎ 🚘
@turbofalcon.bsky.social
hi, it's falcon!
they/them 🔞
🎹 303's and 909's 🚕
art and gay cars
listen to my ep:
https://linktr.ee/turbofalcon
they/them 🔞
🎹 303's and 909's 🚕
art and gay cars
listen to my ep:
https://linktr.ee/turbofalcon
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moodboard to summon the lineup for Cold Waves 2026
February 7, 2026 at 7:43 AM
moodboard to summon the lineup for Cold Waves 2026
guys be out here cocking their rifles and then claim guns are alpha macho man stuff like nah dude that's gay asf
February 6, 2026 at 2:09 PM
guys be out here cocking their rifles and then claim guns are alpha macho man stuff like nah dude that's gay asf
searched for "cock" in my sample library and got 0 results. need to re-evaluate how i've conducted my artistry and how i ended up in this position.
February 6, 2026 at 2:01 PM
searched for "cock" in my sample library and got 0 results. need to re-evaluate how i've conducted my artistry and how i ended up in this position.
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She is clearly someone taking the fight to the fascists and pedophiles directly by being good friends with them and saying all the same stuff as them and funding their campaigns.
interesting how one can find jk rowling rubbing shoulders with every notable fascist and pedophile currently alive, but never in the same room as anyone who actually fights for women’s rights or marginalised people.
at some point the charade has to be up with these people…
at some point the charade has to be up with these people…
February 6, 2026 at 11:28 AM
She is clearly someone taking the fight to the fascists and pedophiles directly by being good friends with them and saying all the same stuff as them and funding their campaigns.
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People defending billionaires at this stage are giving "temporarily embarrassed inclusion in the Epstein files"
February 6, 2026 at 10:09 AM
People defending billionaires at this stage are giving "temporarily embarrassed inclusion in the Epstein files"
give the people what they want. a black hawk down type movie about poasting on internet forums
February 6, 2026 at 9:46 AM
give the people what they want. a black hawk down type movie about poasting on internet forums
inheritances are just participation trophies for people who own land
February 6, 2026 at 6:57 AM
inheritances are just participation trophies for people who own land
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Are women bourgeois?
February 6, 2026 at 6:37 AM
Are women bourgeois?
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ah, virgil texas bbq
February 5, 2026 at 6:58 PM
ah, virgil texas bbq
*podcaster voice*
keys to success. listen close.
i only wipe three times. wanna know why? cause you either run your shit, or you shit runs you.
i remind myself of that every day, at every visit. now ask yourself, why don't you?
keys to success. listen close.
i only wipe three times. wanna know why? cause you either run your shit, or you shit runs you.
i remind myself of that every day, at every visit. now ask yourself, why don't you?
February 5, 2026 at 4:03 PM
*podcaster voice*
keys to success. listen close.
i only wipe three times. wanna know why? cause you either run your shit, or you shit runs you.
i remind myself of that every day, at every visit. now ask yourself, why don't you?
keys to success. listen close.
i only wipe three times. wanna know why? cause you either run your shit, or you shit runs you.
i remind myself of that every day, at every visit. now ask yourself, why don't you?
mathematicians are kind of like weebs but instead of anime women they're really into 1+1=2
February 4, 2026 at 8:58 PM
mathematicians are kind of like weebs but instead of anime women they're really into 1+1=2
is he... you know... "easily entertained by the mandelbrot set"?
February 4, 2026 at 8:57 PM
is he... you know... "easily entertained by the mandelbrot set"?
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My exhusband had recurring nightmares about Bill Gates stealing the teeth out of my ex's mouth... This led to me seeing Gates as a Demon Lizard that steals human parts to disguise himself.
In reality hes probably a PDFile, who gives his wife medication without her knowledge.
In reality hes probably a PDFile, who gives his wife medication without her knowledge.
lol at how bill gates is such a slimy ratfuck bastard that it makes you go "know what, jeffrey epstein has a point here"
February 4, 2026 at 7:19 PM
My exhusband had recurring nightmares about Bill Gates stealing the teeth out of my ex's mouth... This led to me seeing Gates as a Demon Lizard that steals human parts to disguise himself.
In reality hes probably a PDFile, who gives his wife medication without her knowledge.
In reality hes probably a PDFile, who gives his wife medication without her knowledge.
i pass by the mech store as i head towards the exit of pedophile island, i hesitate for a moment before making a decision that will haunt me in very foreseen and predictable ways.
losing my mind at this photo, it's literally the 'my t-shirt' meme
February 4, 2026 at 4:57 PM
i pass by the mech store as i head towards the exit of pedophile island, i hesitate for a moment before making a decision that will haunt me in very foreseen and predictable ways.
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An account you control, @PagliacciDaClown, has been suspended for the following post: "Who up doing clown shit, lmao? I'm thinking about ending my own life."
Our moderation policies aim to encourage healthy discourse. For an example of a user we think exemplifies this spirit, see @PagliacciDaClown
Our moderation policies aim to encourage healthy discourse. For an example of a user we think exemplifies this spirit, see @PagliacciDaClown
February 4, 2026 at 4:36 PM
An account you control, @PagliacciDaClown, has been suspended for the following post: "Who up doing clown shit, lmao? I'm thinking about ending my own life."
Our moderation policies aim to encourage healthy discourse. For an example of a user we think exemplifies this spirit, see @PagliacciDaClown
Our moderation policies aim to encourage healthy discourse. For an example of a user we think exemplifies this spirit, see @PagliacciDaClown
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worth noting that the second rich people stopped being afraid of mobs tearing them limb from limb, they stopped building libraries and opera houses and stuff and started ripping the copper wiring out of the walls of society instead
February 4, 2026 at 4:44 PM
worth noting that the second rich people stopped being afraid of mobs tearing them limb from limb, they stopped building libraries and opera houses and stuff and started ripping the copper wiring out of the walls of society instead
lol at how bill gates is such a slimy ratfuck bastard that it makes you go "know what, jeffrey epstein has a point here"
February 4, 2026 at 3:41 PM
lol at how bill gates is such a slimy ratfuck bastard that it makes you go "know what, jeffrey epstein has a point here"
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rolling up in the official 1998 pikachu volkswagen beetle so they know I'm serious
February 3, 2026 at 2:54 PM
rolling up in the official 1998 pikachu volkswagen beetle so they know I'm serious
mallet (hammer, goofy style)
February 3, 2026 at 3:15 PM
mallet (hammer, goofy style)
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![Old post from @ipaddlearound:
David Attenborough: [mumbling] skip. i don’t like this animal. skip it.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:dlxmth72raduxwdqr4wbfcnu/bafkreic56r4nui2jakpxqjfpf5lqtp2yjshvs77hiymkcvub5k2hakussq@jpeg)
scientists have discovered a new species of horrible fish
”it’s weird, i don’t like it”
”it’s weird, i don’t like it”
February 2, 2026 at 9:54 PM
scientists have discovered a new species of horrible fish
”it’s weird, i don’t like it”
”it’s weird, i don’t like it”
any% speedrunning from my problems
February 2, 2026 at 8:57 PM
any% speedrunning from my problems
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wait the new OSRS pride event looks sick?
February 2, 2026 at 8:59 AM
wait the new OSRS pride event looks sick?
sucking dick like kirby, absorbing your essence, becoming a greater version of you
February 2, 2026 at 9:23 AM
sucking dick like kirby, absorbing your essence, becoming a greater version of you