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🌈turbo falcon 🚘
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hi, it's falcon!

they/them 🔞
🎹 303's and 909's 🚕
art and gay cars

listen to my ep:
https://linktr.ee/turbofalcon
the porsche 911 carrera turbo 2.1 is probably the meanest looking porsche ever made.
November 12, 2025 at 11:00 AM
me when i'm hemp
im an industry plant
November 11, 2025 at 6:17 PM
question to the "any press is good press" people: how do i progress past the "everyone knows me and thinks i'm a stupid lolcow" stage??
November 11, 2025 at 6:13 PM
it would be pretty fucking cool to be solid snake.
November 11, 2025 at 6:06 PM
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telling a 70s bond writer “hey, you can’t do that. it’ll ruin the continuity of the overarching Bond Canon”

he looks at me with pity in his eyes, seeing me as a simple minded dunce who cannot grasp even the basic premise of “making a movie where hot spy fucks good and stops bad guys”
November 11, 2025 at 1:33 PM
is coke zero a prequel or a soft reboot?
November 11, 2025 at 12:29 PM
peak
November 11, 2025 at 9:15 AM
i don't care about automotive innovations, bring back writing TURBO in bold letters across the body
November 11, 2025 at 8:54 AM
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song with buildup so long you die before it drops
November 11, 2025 at 8:31 AM
need to drop this in a set so bad
Mr Twin Sister - Jaipur
YouTube video by Mr Twin Sister
www.youtube.com
November 10, 2025 at 7:59 PM
i'm really stressed about a delivery but thankfully google drive has decided to do a handstand and shit all over itself so now i can't even manually solve my issues. thank you larry page please go ki
November 10, 2025 at 4:07 PM
my pronouns are 12.99, or 19.99 for two.
November 10, 2025 at 1:30 PM
how do i buy stocks in plumbing? i want to invest in the general concept of electricians. i want to fund a garbage collection operation.
November 10, 2025 at 1:25 PM
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November 10, 2025 at 11:52 AM
i watched the eric adams interview with ziwe once and now all my ads look like this
November 10, 2025 at 11:01 AM
gandhi after talking to a moderate centrist for 3 minutes: alright wheel in the fucking tanks it's over
November 10, 2025 at 9:55 AM
gearing up for christmas right after halloween is november erasure and should be illegal
November 10, 2025 at 9:41 AM
why pay 20 bucks a month for chatgpt when i can lie to you for free
November 10, 2025 at 9:39 AM
yo who up fucking they books?
November 10, 2025 at 8:08 AM
we can not achieve any of our political goals by fighting against the needs of our adversaries, but rather the path forward is collaboration founded in our shared interests.

this is why i propose we put vitamins in the chemtrails.
November 10, 2025 at 8:00 AM
they made a new barrel you have to wear when you’re destitute and it’s really skimpy and sexy and that’s just soo degrading tbh
November 9, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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Good lord, some of this stuff...

A complete Roland System-100, chanced €13,050, no takers.
November 9, 2025 at 8:52 PM
women only want one thing and it's disgusting (hot wife in v10 lexus lfa)
November 9, 2025 at 8:42 AM
anyone got into the beta of weed 2?
November 8, 2025 at 2:32 PM