🌈ｔｕｒｂｏ ｆａｌｃｏｎ 🚘
@turbofalcon.bsky.social
hi, it's falcon!
they/them 🔞
🎹 303's and 909's 🚕
art and gay cars
listen to my ep:
https://linktr.ee/turbofalcon
they/them 🔞
🎹 303's and 909's 🚕
art and gay cars
listen to my ep:
https://linktr.ee/turbofalcon
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ah, virgil texas bbq
February 5, 2026 at 6:58 PM
ah, virgil texas bbq
*podcaster voice*
keys to success. listen close.
i only wipe three times. wanna know why? cause you either run your shit, or you shit runs you.
i remind myself of that every day, at every visit. now ask yourself, why don't you?
keys to success. listen close.
i only wipe three times. wanna know why? cause you either run your shit, or you shit runs you.
i remind myself of that every day, at every visit. now ask yourself, why don't you?
February 5, 2026 at 4:03 PM
*podcaster voice*
keys to success. listen close.
i only wipe three times. wanna know why? cause you either run your shit, or you shit runs you.
i remind myself of that every day, at every visit. now ask yourself, why don't you?
keys to success. listen close.
i only wipe three times. wanna know why? cause you either run your shit, or you shit runs you.
i remind myself of that every day, at every visit. now ask yourself, why don't you?
mathematicians are kind of like weebs but instead of anime women they're really into 1+1=2
February 4, 2026 at 8:58 PM
mathematicians are kind of like weebs but instead of anime women they're really into 1+1=2
is he... you know... "easily entertained by the mandelbrot set"?
February 4, 2026 at 8:57 PM
is he... you know... "easily entertained by the mandelbrot set"?
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My exhusband had recurring nightmares about Bill Gates stealing the teeth out of my ex's mouth... This led to me seeing Gates as a Demon Lizard that steals human parts to disguise himself.
In reality hes probably a PDFile, who gives his wife medication without her knowledge.
In reality hes probably a PDFile, who gives his wife medication without her knowledge.
lol at how bill gates is such a slimy ratfuck bastard that it makes you go "know what, jeffrey epstein has a point here"
February 4, 2026 at 7:19 PM
My exhusband had recurring nightmares about Bill Gates stealing the teeth out of my ex's mouth... This led to me seeing Gates as a Demon Lizard that steals human parts to disguise himself.
In reality hes probably a PDFile, who gives his wife medication without her knowledge.
In reality hes probably a PDFile, who gives his wife medication without her knowledge.
i pass by the mech store as i head towards the exit of pedophile island, i hesitate for a moment before making a decision that will haunt me in very foreseen and predictable ways.
losing my mind at this photo, it's literally the 'my t-shirt' meme
February 4, 2026 at 4:57 PM
i pass by the mech store as i head towards the exit of pedophile island, i hesitate for a moment before making a decision that will haunt me in very foreseen and predictable ways.
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An account you control, @PagliacciDaClown, has been suspended for the following post: "Who up doing clown shit, lmao? I'm thinking about ending my own life."
Our moderation policies aim to encourage healthy discourse. For an example of a user we think exemplifies this spirit, see @PagliacciDaClown
Our moderation policies aim to encourage healthy discourse. For an example of a user we think exemplifies this spirit, see @PagliacciDaClown
February 4, 2026 at 4:36 PM
An account you control, @PagliacciDaClown, has been suspended for the following post: "Who up doing clown shit, lmao? I'm thinking about ending my own life."
Our moderation policies aim to encourage healthy discourse. For an example of a user we think exemplifies this spirit, see @PagliacciDaClown
Our moderation policies aim to encourage healthy discourse. For an example of a user we think exemplifies this spirit, see @PagliacciDaClown
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worth noting that the second rich people stopped being afraid of mobs tearing them limb from limb, they stopped building libraries and opera houses and stuff and started ripping the copper wiring out of the walls of society instead
February 4, 2026 at 4:44 PM
worth noting that the second rich people stopped being afraid of mobs tearing them limb from limb, they stopped building libraries and opera houses and stuff and started ripping the copper wiring out of the walls of society instead
lol at how bill gates is such a slimy ratfuck bastard that it makes you go "know what, jeffrey epstein has a point here"
February 4, 2026 at 3:41 PM
lol at how bill gates is such a slimy ratfuck bastard that it makes you go "know what, jeffrey epstein has a point here"
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rolling up in the official 1998 pikachu volkswagen beetle so they know I'm serious
February 3, 2026 at 2:54 PM
rolling up in the official 1998 pikachu volkswagen beetle so they know I'm serious
mallet (hammer, goofy style)
February 3, 2026 at 3:15 PM
mallet (hammer, goofy style)
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![Old post from @ipaddlearound:
David Attenborough: [mumbling] skip. i don’t like this animal. skip it.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:dlxmth72raduxwdqr4wbfcnu/bafkreic56r4nui2jakpxqjfpf5lqtp2yjshvs77hiymkcvub5k2hakussq@jpeg)
scientists have discovered a new species of horrible fish
”it’s weird, i don’t like it”
”it’s weird, i don’t like it”
February 2, 2026 at 9:54 PM
scientists have discovered a new species of horrible fish
”it’s weird, i don’t like it”
”it’s weird, i don’t like it”
any% speedrunning from my problems
February 2, 2026 at 8:57 PM
any% speedrunning from my problems
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wait the new OSRS pride event looks sick?
February 2, 2026 at 8:59 AM
wait the new OSRS pride event looks sick?
sucking dick like kirby, absorbing your essence, becoming a greater version of you
February 2, 2026 at 9:23 AM
sucking dick like kirby, absorbing your essence, becoming a greater version of you
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From: Jeffrey Epstein
To: Cain From The Bible
Date: March 7th, 3000BC
Subject: Re: Thinking of killing my brother? 👀👀
go for it it wouljld be extremlry sexy to invenf thr cornvept of murder snd yherefore curse mankind fur eternkity ;) ;)
To: Cain From The Bible
Date: March 7th, 3000BC
Subject: Re: Thinking of killing my brother? 👀👀
go for it it wouljld be extremlry sexy to invenf thr cornvept of murder snd yherefore curse mankind fur eternkity ;) ;)
January 31, 2026 at 2:18 PM
From: Jeffrey Epstein
To: Cain From The Bible
Date: March 7th, 3000BC
Subject: Re: Thinking of killing my brother? 👀👀
go for it it wouljld be extremlry sexy to invenf thr cornvept of murder snd yherefore curse mankind fur eternkity ;) ;)
To: Cain From The Bible
Date: March 7th, 3000BC
Subject: Re: Thinking of killing my brother? 👀👀
go for it it wouljld be extremlry sexy to invenf thr cornvept of murder snd yherefore curse mankind fur eternkity ;) ;)
jeffrey epstein, woody allen, elon musk.
nightmare blunt rotation.
nightmare blunt rotation.
February 1, 2026 at 11:54 AM
jeffrey epstein, woody allen, elon musk.
nightmare blunt rotation.
nightmare blunt rotation.
you can’t make this shit up
![To:
Jeffrey Epsteinfjeevacation@gmail.com]
From:
Elon Musk
Sent:
Sun 11/25/2012 12:36:28 AM
Subject: RE:
Priaadly just Talulah and me. What day/night will be the wildest party on your
From: Jeffrey Epstein [jeevacation@gmail.com]
Sent: Saturday, November 24, 2012 9:40 AM
how many people will you be for the hell to island](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:746ahetzfpnhrnaugux2qsre/bafkreiejdfnrkiiujrrotbgtn65dqqu2htfrzqnl3bfq7cdefgvrpqqllm@jpeg)
February 1, 2026 at 11:43 AM
you can’t make this shit up
so funny how the latest epstein files drop is basically just emails going:
”hey jeff, its ya boy pedophelon musk. i’ll be in the area of sex crime island in september, can you host me? just to underline, i don’t want to do any relaxing and chilling, only extremely illegal crime parties”
”hey jeff, its ya boy pedophelon musk. i’ll be in the area of sex crime island in september, can you host me? just to underline, i don’t want to do any relaxing and chilling, only extremely illegal crime parties”
February 1, 2026 at 11:32 AM
so funny how the latest epstein files drop is basically just emails going:
”hey jeff, its ya boy pedophelon musk. i’ll be in the area of sex crime island in september, can you host me? just to underline, i don’t want to do any relaxing and chilling, only extremely illegal crime parties”
”hey jeff, its ya boy pedophelon musk. i’ll be in the area of sex crime island in september, can you host me? just to underline, i don’t want to do any relaxing and chilling, only extremely illegal crime parties”
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important
January 30, 2026 at 9:47 PM
important
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fuck yes micromouse is so cool im glad some people know about it on bluesky, for those who don't know it's like programming tiny little robot "mice" to solve a maze in the fastest time they can, this video explains it really well
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZMQb...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZMQb...
January 29, 2026 at 5:47 AM
fuck yes micromouse is so cool im glad some people know about it on bluesky, for those who don't know it's like programming tiny little robot "mice" to solve a maze in the fastest time they can, this video explains it really well
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZMQb...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZMQb...
apartment bought ✌️
January 28, 2026 at 12:27 PM
apartment bought ✌️
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Does my imported 2000 Mitsubishi Minicab count as a car?
January 27, 2026 at 2:27 PM
Does my imported 2000 Mitsubishi Minicab count as a car?
silverfish can piss off, they're not fish they're bugs stealing fish valor, that's not right, it's fucked up and they need to stop
January 27, 2026 at 1:05 PM
silverfish can piss off, they're not fish they're bugs stealing fish valor, that's not right, it's fucked up and they need to stop