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🌈turbo falcon 🚘
@turbofalcon.bsky.social
hi, it's falcon!

they/them 🔞
🎹 303's and 909's 🚕
art and gay cars

listen to my ep:
https://linktr.ee/turbofalcon
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I miss the blogspot music days. You would be like hey guys I just found a new blogspot and it’s full of these obscure Hungarian prog albums you can download and then all your friends would be like “shut up,” and “fuck you”
February 11, 2026 at 7:07 PM
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"Fight against being ass" is a message that more people need to receive, tbh
February 11, 2026 at 12:36 PM
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Ted Kaczynski är min ”hear me out”.
February 11, 2026 at 5:16 PM
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business casual, pleasure casual
February 11, 2026 at 5:06 PM
business cards imply the existence of leisure cards.
February 11, 2026 at 5:05 PM
*holds mic extremely close to mouth*

SAILOR

MOOM
February 11, 2026 at 4:35 PM
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my politics
February 11, 2026 at 9:39 AM
i've been thinking about how we always refer to hitler's wife as "eva braun" and it has been bothering me a lot, so i looked it up and apparently they only got married 40 hours before they died.

the internal contradictions within the nazi party is driving me insane.
February 10, 2026 at 10:30 AM
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February 10, 2026 at 7:51 AM
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going to start referring to all this no-caffeine, omni-spectrum sobriety, celibacy, 996, workout and diet focus stuff as "mormonism with silicon valley characteristics" because it's more polite than calling it "homeschool mindset"
February 9, 2026 at 5:23 PM
there's some guy who works at the second hand store i go to and he looks like he's in the best shape of his life, but he doesn't seem to ever change clothes, reeks of sweat from a long distance, and last time i was there he had an intense conversation about how ai and crypto will save us.
February 9, 2026 at 5:29 PM
discord out here acting like we're not on our 7th social media network, 17th forum, 5th voip chat app...

there is nothing on discord i'm not willing to give up if the cost of entry is scanning my whole face.
February 9, 2026 at 3:38 PM
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My ai personal assistant keeps sending me pictures of a dog that keeps getting sicker and sicker. I know it's not real but it's beginning to affect my productivity and my cloud storage is nearly full
February 9, 2026 at 12:34 PM
lmao vassily, like random occurrence of freak like nature you simply take me out
February 9, 2026 at 12:28 PM
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February 9, 2026 at 8:56 AM
reading lorn lore
February 9, 2026 at 7:06 AM
shoutout to albert hofmann for being one of the few people every to have created a truly novel experience.
February 8, 2026 at 5:43 PM
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February 8, 2026 at 5:34 PM
album title: "music for cars and the people inside them"
February 8, 2026 at 5:31 PM
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Look you could write a book for a year or two that you pour your heart into and it hopefully bridges the ineffable gap of the divine between two human souls but I can write 50 books of straight dog shit in a week that people forget they read 10 seconds after finishing it so who's the asshole now?
February 8, 2026 at 4:32 PM
"sorry i can't talk right now i need to catch a bus"

oh yeah? and where is your huge net? your enormous bear trap? your football field sized glue strip?

don't fucking lie to me, i wasn't born yesterday.
February 8, 2026 at 5:23 PM
this is the only piece of music performed primarily on a modular system that i actually go back and listen to

www.youtube.com/watch?v=8WDN...
Claude Debussy "Clair de Lune" // a modular reflection
YouTube video by ann annie
www.youtube.com
February 8, 2026 at 5:20 PM
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Seeing ppl with $10k modular rigs making bog standard techno makes me lose my mind
February 8, 2026 at 4:54 PM
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some of you would rather spend all your time on GRINDR than spend a little time being KINDER
February 8, 2026 at 8:59 AM
THERE IS A DINOSAUR CALLED SMOK WAWELSKI
February 7, 2026 at 9:00 PM