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🌈turbo falcon 🚘
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hi, it's falcon!

they/them 🔞
🎹 303's and 909's 🚕
art and gay cars

listen to my ep:
https://linktr.ee/turbofalcon
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February 9, 2026 at 8:56 AM
reading lorn lore
February 9, 2026 at 7:06 AM
shoutout to albert hofmann for being one of the few people every to have created a truly novel experience.
February 8, 2026 at 5:43 PM
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February 8, 2026 at 5:34 PM
album title: "music for cars and the people inside them"
February 8, 2026 at 5:31 PM
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Look you could write a book for a year or two that you pour your heart into and it hopefully bridges the ineffable gap of the divine between two human souls but I can write 50 books of straight dog shit in a week that people forget they read 10 seconds after finishing it so who's the asshole now?
February 8, 2026 at 4:32 PM
"sorry i can't talk right now i need to catch a bus"

oh yeah? and where is your huge net? your enormous bear trap? your football field sized glue strip?

don't fucking lie to me, i wasn't born yesterday.
February 8, 2026 at 5:23 PM
this is the only piece of music performed primarily on a modular system that i actually go back and listen to

www.youtube.com/watch?v=8WDN...
Claude Debussy "Clair de Lune" // a modular reflection
YouTube video by ann annie
www.youtube.com
February 8, 2026 at 5:20 PM
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Seeing ppl with $10k modular rigs making bog standard techno makes me lose my mind
February 8, 2026 at 4:54 PM
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some of you would rather spend all your time on GRINDR than spend a little time being KINDER
February 8, 2026 at 8:59 AM
THERE IS A DINOSAUR CALLED SMOK WAWELSKI
February 7, 2026 at 9:00 PM
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moodboard to summon the lineup for Cold Waves 2026
February 7, 2026 at 7:43 AM
guys be out here cocking their rifles and then claim guns are alpha macho man stuff like nah dude that's gay asf
February 6, 2026 at 2:09 PM
searched for "cock" in my sample library and got 0 results. need to re-evaluate how i've conducted my artistry and how i ended up in this position.
February 6, 2026 at 2:01 PM
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She is clearly someone taking the fight to the fascists and pedophiles directly by being good friends with them and saying all the same stuff as them and funding their campaigns.
interesting how one can find jk rowling rubbing shoulders with every notable fascist and pedophile currently alive, but never in the same room as anyone who actually fights for women’s rights or marginalised people.

at some point the charade has to be up with these people…
February 6, 2026 at 11:28 AM
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People defending billionaires at this stage are giving "temporarily embarrassed inclusion in the Epstein files"
February 6, 2026 at 10:09 AM
give the people what they want. a black hawk down type movie about poasting on internet forums
February 6, 2026 at 9:46 AM
inheritances are just participation trophies for people who own land
February 6, 2026 at 6:57 AM
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Are women bourgeois?
February 6, 2026 at 6:37 AM
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ah, virgil texas bbq
February 5, 2026 at 6:58 PM
*podcaster voice*

keys to success. listen close.

i only wipe three times. wanna know why? cause you either run your shit, or you shit runs you.

i remind myself of that every day, at every visit. now ask yourself, why don't you?
February 5, 2026 at 4:03 PM
mathematicians are kind of like weebs but instead of anime women they're really into 1+1=2
February 4, 2026 at 8:58 PM
is he... you know... "easily entertained by the mandelbrot set"?
February 4, 2026 at 8:57 PM
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My exhusband had recurring nightmares about Bill Gates stealing the teeth out of my ex's mouth... This led to me seeing Gates as a Demon Lizard that steals human parts to disguise himself.
In reality hes probably a PDFile, who gives his wife medication without her knowledge.
lol at how bill gates is such a slimy ratfuck bastard that it makes you go "know what, jeffrey epstein has a point here"
February 4, 2026 at 7:19 PM