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@turbofalcon.bsky.social
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hi, it's falcon!

they/them 🔞
🎹 303's and 909's 🚕
art and gay cars

listen to my ep:
https://linktr.ee/turbofalcon
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turbofalcon.bsky.social
there's wide body mods, and then there's whatever this is
1974 Porsche 911 Carrera RSR Turbo 2.1 front three quarters photo. the body and rear fenders have been widened by a lot. the rear wheels are roughly twice the width of an original 911 wheel.
November 12, 2025 at 11:02 AM
turbofalcon.bsky.social
the porsche 911 carrera turbo 2.1 is probably the meanest looking porsche ever made.
1974 Porsche 911 Carrera Turbo 2.1 in a martini race livery barreling down a race track
November 12, 2025 at 11:00 AM
turbofalcon.bsky.social
peak
renault turbo 2 in black peugeot 205 turbo 16 1979 Alfa Romeo Alfetta GTV 2000 Turbodelta in red 1980 saab 900 turbo in blue
November 11, 2025 at 9:15 AM
turbofalcon.bsky.social
honestly, that is the way.

have you seen how amazon used to handle database migrations? with an 18-wheeler that could carry 100 petabytes of data. way faster than using the internet lol
a white semi truck with a huge container on a stage at a keynote presentation by aws
November 10, 2025 at 4:29 PM
turbofalcon.bsky.social
i watched the eric adams interview with ziwe once and now all my ads look like this
YouTube ad with the messaging: ”Send Money Easily to Türkiye with TalkRemit.”
November 10, 2025 at 11:01 AM
turbofalcon.bsky.social
"i'm going to 7/11 for some diet coke, do you want anything"
a guy in a black techwear outfit holding a black futuristic sword with kanji writing on it
November 6, 2025 at 9:22 AM
turbofalcon.bsky.social
sick fit dude, what's your league of legends matchmaking rating?
a man in a noragi style jacket, cleft toe boots, grey t-shirt, and patterned pants kind of leaning against a katana
November 6, 2025 at 9:15 AM
turbofalcon.bsky.social
bro you listen to podcasts put down the sword
a very white man in a noragi jacket kinda hug-holding a katana in a sheath
November 6, 2025 at 9:11 AM
turbofalcon.bsky.social
lets goooooooooooooooo
ableton push on a desk, the case has been painted in a bright yellow color.
November 5, 2025 at 11:30 AM
turbofalcon.bsky.social
there is a zlatan edition volvo xc70 with a special blue grey paint job and rims with big butt plugs on them
zlatan ibrahimovic leaning against a zlatan edition xc70, shot against a frozen landscape.
November 4, 2025 at 1:19 PM
turbofalcon.bsky.social
stripped that disgusting rubberized coating from my push and sprayed it down with brake calliper paint. i hope tech companies stop putting that stuff on their products soon.
an ableton push still wet with yellow spray paint hanging on a fence to dry
November 3, 2025 at 12:16 PM
turbofalcon.bsky.social
help i've been targeted by a thumbnail with surgical precision
a youtube thumbnail, a photograph of björk sticking her tongue out with the text "developed in piss?" superimposed
November 2, 2025 at 1:12 PM
turbofalcon.bsky.social
redscaling film is the new meta.
an abstract photo of a modern office building shot straight on one of the corners of the structure, resulting in a dramatic shape that resembles the bow of a cruise ship seen from below. the film the photo is shot on is redscaled, resulting in a yellow and orange color palette.
October 31, 2025 at 6:34 PM
turbofalcon.bsky.social
harman phoenix 1 is whatever, but harman phoenix red goes so hard it's silly. who knew they had a real banger on their hands by just loading the film backwards.
an almost monochrome image of a modern office building against a cloudy sky, the colors are mainly oranges and reds with some yellows in the bright highlights.
October 31, 2025 at 6:29 PM
turbofalcon.bsky.social
if you look like this hmu
Lyudmila Pavlichenko lying prone surrounded by bushes, looking at the camera with eyes full of determination
October 29, 2025 at 2:43 PM
turbofalcon.bsky.social
i love the other piece of art from the box.
back of the box art for kick master. the protagonist is once again doing a fly kick, this time with a leg that looks very broken
October 29, 2025 at 12:27 PM
turbofalcon.bsky.social
now that's culture
box art for the video game "kick master" a white man in blue clothing with a cape is flying through the air doing a flykick. behind him is a woman in red, with long red hair looking very sorcerous. it's dripping with 80s and early 90s pulp charm.
October 29, 2025 at 12:19 PM
turbofalcon.bsky.social
there we go! i was in a bit of a rush yesterday
panel from Junji Ito's horror manga The Enigma of Amigara Fault, showing a man in his underwear clamoring into a man-shaped hole in a cliffside as he says, "This is my hole! It was made for me!" but it's an 1970 alpine a110 instead of a hole.
October 26, 2025 at 8:01 AM
turbofalcon.bsky.social
panel from Junji Ito's horror manga The Enigma of Amigara Fault, showing a man in his underwear clamoring into a man-shaped hole in a cliffside as he says, "This is my hole! It was made for me!" but it's an alpine a110 instead of a hole.
October 25, 2025 at 5:30 PM
turbofalcon.bsky.social
he never misses
screenshot from a stan kelly cartoon of a box of pastels labeled: "PASTELS" (MEDIUM FOR HACKS)
October 24, 2025 at 9:00 PM
turbofalcon.bsky.social
insane clown pu...
Japan's opposition party leaders swarm Shinichi Yokoyama in an attempt to physically stop the Judicial Affairs Committee Chairman from calling for a vote
October 23, 2025 at 9:04 AM
turbofalcon.bsky.social
thanks, it was banging!
A kitchen table with Chinese takeout food (duck, pork belly, noodles) wine and a folder from a real estate agency.
October 22, 2025 at 11:02 AM
turbofalcon.bsky.social
rocks
saab 95 converted to a single cab with a massive flatbed on twin axles
October 19, 2025 at 7:36 AM
turbofalcon.bsky.social
facebook marketplace fucking rocks

lambo door peugeot 206cc €2000
a silver blue peugeot 206cc ricer with its lambo doors open, parked on a field in rural sweden. it has bright red rims and trim. detail shot of the inside of the lambo doors, it has a small screen and speaker in the door panel. black leather, red stitching a silver blue peugeot 206cc ricer with the cab down, parked in front of a red house in rural sweden. it has bright red rims and trim.
October 19, 2025 at 7:30 AM
turbofalcon.bsky.social
you vs the guy she told you not to worry about
white Lamborghini countach white 1990 Kewet El-jet 1
October 19, 2025 at 7:13 AM