Liam
rampantpiracy.bsky.social
Liam
@rampantpiracy.bsky.social
I have gained this by philosophy: That I do without being commanded what others do only from fear of werewolves.
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This is the Canadian Premier League soccer finals and we have a bicycle kick goal in the middle of a blizzard … and that’s the most Canadian thing I’ve ever seen 😂
November 10, 2025 at 2:38 AM
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February 20, 2025 at 3:17 PM
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this has to be the single greatest image in the history of sports
November 9, 2025 at 9:46 PM
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i love this quote and earnestly think it is one of the most beautiful and resonant things ever said about why we make art as people and what it means to live and share.

and also, i think of it every time i instead of that choose to watch 15 youtube videos in a row
November 11, 2025 at 3:01 AM
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this guy started the video with his qualifications as if there was any chance i wouldn’t trust this man about clocks
November 11, 2025 at 2:11 AM
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Unions
November 11, 2025 at 2:35 AM
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Seeing this lad has added years to my life
frog statue sign, carpetland, 15th street, muncie, indiana, 2004
November 10, 2025 at 11:44 PM
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I believe the most significant culinary development to date is ajitsuke tamago — salty soft boiled eggs that you just leave in your fridge for breakfast every morning or eat standing up over the sink at 3 AM

www.justonecookbook.com/ramen-egg/#r...
Ramen Eggs (Ajitsuke Tamago) (Video) 味付け玉子
Known as Ajitsuke Tamago (Ajitama) in Japan, Ramen Eggs are delicious as a ramen topping, in bento, or as a snack. Easy 5-ingredient recipe!
www.justonecookbook.com
November 10, 2025 at 11:09 PM
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until like last year i thought the song about the wreck of the edmund fitzgerald was by stan rogers because i was thinking of the mary ellen carter, a song about a shipwreck which i actually prefer but thats neither here nor there
November 10, 2025 at 8:42 PM
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This one has both:
November 10, 2025 at 10:05 PM
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I am currently on leave from the interdisciplinary arts department. If this is an emergency: no, it’s not. Take a walk, drink water, and reflect on why you have driven yourself to distraction for an industry waiting for you to die before it gives you any roses. Art moves in deep time & so do we.
I am currently out of the philosophy department on parental leave. if this inquiry is about classes for next semester, please email the chair of the department. if your inquiry is about the nature or existence of the external world, please consult René Descartes' work
Just got the best out-of-office message I've ever seen from a fellow academic:

"I am currently away on leave. If this is an emergency... well, I doubt it. What could possibly be an emergency in my line of work?"
November 9, 2025 at 11:02 PM
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There is Wife Guy and then there is Mr. Freeze.
October 11, 2024 at 10:49 PM
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We all know that one guy who, whenever people are arguing about humanity’s greatest technological advances, has to jump in about fucking ball bearings, an absolute simp for ball bearings, can’t WAIT to get into his little spiel.
November 9, 2025 at 4:45 AM
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one thing I love about modern UI design is the lack of error messages. Ideally, the user should have no idea why their app is malfunctioning or what they can do to fix it. this is how a phone asserts dominance.
November 9, 2025 at 2:16 AM
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football’s all like gimme that coconut i want it it’s beautiful but tennis is all like fuck this stupid lemon i hate it
November 9, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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today is gonna be the day that René’ll throw it back to you

you’ll find if you look within your mind there’s some things you always really knew

I don’t believe an evil demon ever truly could deceive you now
November 9, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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Seeing some very annoying posts about politics... it's like you people dont even care about my sourdough starter
November 9, 2025 at 9:27 PM
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no amount of state propaganda will ever convince me this man is my enemy
I for one will welcome our Chinese overlords #Beerjacket #China #Tsingtao
November 9, 2025 at 3:05 PM
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we all know what Iowa looks like

big Dougas fir tree forests, kinda rainy, the occasional massive prehistoric-looking fern, huge mountains on the horizon

you know, Iowa
November 9, 2025 at 4:55 AM
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October 18, 2025 at 12:25 AM
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right?
November 9, 2025 at 1:46 AM
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I keep waiting for Aveeno to get embroiled in some controversy so I can tweet 'lotions are now battlefields'.
November 9, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Still gonna have a great time though
If you start the movie Weekend at Bernie's 2 and the song Down With the Sickness at the exact same time they don't sync up at all
November 9, 2025 at 2:10 AM
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Gender is a performance and I'm getting dragged offstage by a giant hook
November 8, 2025 at 11:58 PM