kit sparks 🔥
@kitsparks.bsky.social
I am 1.89 Stanley Cups tall.
I’ll take whatever pronouns you got (they/them probably most accurate, he/him most likely to delight, she/her in the gay way).
I’ll take whatever pronouns you got (they/them probably most accurate, he/him most likely to delight, she/her in the gay way).
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kit sparks 🔥
@kitsparks.bsky.social
· Nov 4
📌 pinned post to find my sporadically-posted artwork! 🖼️
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Olympics rules state that one team per match will be randomly selected to wear the "villain from a sports movie" uniform
February 16, 2026 at 1:03 AM
Olympics rules state that one team per match will be randomly selected to wear the "villain from a sports movie" uniform
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this is why it’s crucial to increase transit ridership by whatever means possible and let safety concerns sort themselves out
all the scariest people in town already ride the bus
the solution to pollution is dilution
all the scariest people in town already ride the bus
the solution to pollution is dilution
October 7, 2025 at 3:12 PM
this is why it’s crucial to increase transit ridership by whatever means possible and let safety concerns sort themselves out
all the scariest people in town already ride the bus
the solution to pollution is dilution
all the scariest people in town already ride the bus
the solution to pollution is dilution
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the thing about public transit in midsize North American cities is the ridership consists of every single kind of woman there is and only the absolute weirdest men around
we will not see paradise until Normal Men ride the bus
we will not see paradise until Normal Men ride the bus
October 7, 2025 at 3:04 PM
the thing about public transit in midsize North American cities is the ridership consists of every single kind of woman there is and only the absolute weirdest men around
we will not see paradise until Normal Men ride the bus
we will not see paradise until Normal Men ride the bus
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Barbisol tastes so good when you don’t got a barber in your ear going my liquid my liquid
February 15, 2026 at 6:41 PM
Barbisol tastes so good when you don’t got a barber in your ear going my liquid my liquid
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I can't convey with words how utterly revolting is to find your own work regurgitated by genAI.
Left: Owl Witch, watercolour, 2021.
Right: ..whatever that is
Left: Owl Witch, watercolour, 2021.
Right: ..whatever that is
February 14, 2026 at 10:03 PM
I can't convey with words how utterly revolting is to find your own work regurgitated by genAI.
Left: Owl Witch, watercolour, 2021.
Right: ..whatever that is
Left: Owl Witch, watercolour, 2021.
Right: ..whatever that is
the thing that enabled the creation of me, an english-scottish-irish(-french-slovak) canadian, was canada’s white multiculturalism
all 4 of my dad’s grandparents were born in different countries and none shared a native language
extending this beyond europe is good
all 4 of my dad’s grandparents were born in different countries and none shared a native language
extending this beyond europe is good
Famously historically cohesive mix of "english-scotish-irish"
1/3 What Musk is really referring to here is, of course “race” - that construct that served to define the hierarchies of wealth & power structured by modern colonialism. Like other far right racists though, he uses the word “culture” as a seemingly less pernicious synonym.
February 15, 2026 at 4:25 PM
the thing that enabled the creation of me, an english-scottish-irish(-french-slovak) canadian, was canada’s white multiculturalism
all 4 of my dad’s grandparents were born in different countries and none shared a native language
extending this beyond europe is good
all 4 of my dad’s grandparents were born in different countries and none shared a native language
extending this beyond europe is good
liam: lab
will: lab
liam: bra
will: bra
liam: dor
will: dor
liam: labrador
will: lavender
will: lab
liam: bra
will: bra
liam: dor
will: dor
liam: labrador
will: lavender
February 15, 2026 at 3:57 PM
liam: lab
will: lab
liam: bra
will: bra
liam: dor
will: dor
liam: labrador
will: lavender
will: lab
liam: bra
will: bra
liam: dor
will: dor
liam: labrador
will: lavender
hey, remember when there were always matchbooks everywhere
because everyone smoked and matchbooks were a cheap bit of branded tat business could give away to customers
remember being like 7 and everyone being totally fine with you playing with matches
that was weird
because everyone smoked and matchbooks were a cheap bit of branded tat business could give away to customers
remember being like 7 and everyone being totally fine with you playing with matches
that was weird
February 14, 2026 at 7:17 PM
hey, remember when there were always matchbooks everywhere
because everyone smoked and matchbooks were a cheap bit of branded tat business could give away to customers
remember being like 7 and everyone being totally fine with you playing with matches
that was weird
because everyone smoked and matchbooks were a cheap bit of branded tat business could give away to customers
remember being like 7 and everyone being totally fine with you playing with matches
that was weird
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Ah! I found the screenshot. Use it in good health
February 14, 2026 at 5:40 PM
Ah! I found the screenshot. Use it in good health
yesterday while walking home from school, Will named five of the cars we passed:
Maeve, Hussein, Yolo, Beep-Beep, and Chode
Maeve, Hussein, Yolo, Beep-Beep, and Chode
February 14, 2026 at 5:21 PM
yesterday while walking home from school, Will named five of the cars we passed:
Maeve, Hussein, Yolo, Beep-Beep, and Chode
Maeve, Hussein, Yolo, Beep-Beep, and Chode
our building maintenance guy had a heart attack last year and the eavestroughs have fallen down the list of priorities
the icicles are reaching proportions i’ve never seen outside Montreal
the icicles are reaching proportions i’ve never seen outside Montreal
February 14, 2026 at 5:06 PM
our building maintenance guy had a heart attack last year and the eavestroughs have fallen down the list of priorities
the icicles are reaching proportions i’ve never seen outside Montreal
the icicles are reaching proportions i’ve never seen outside Montreal
this is genuinely what is wrong with bsky lmao
February 14, 2026 at 4:20 PM
this is genuinely what is wrong with bsky lmao
anyone saying shit like this doesn’t really believe women are individual people with thoughts and preferences
wives are just stock characters, part of the wife hive, performing the mysterious wife rites
brendan is acing the test 💯
wives are just stock characters, part of the wife hive, performing the mysterious wife rites
brendan is acing the test 💯
Every year the people in my life ask what I'm doing for Valentine's Day and I say "My wife believes Valentine's Day is a scam and has instructed me to do nothing" and the people in my life say "She's testing you, you have to do something" and I say "The test is whether I follow her instructions."
February 14, 2026 at 4:13 PM
anyone saying shit like this doesn’t really believe women are individual people with thoughts and preferences
wives are just stock characters, part of the wife hive, performing the mysterious wife rites
brendan is acing the test 💯
wives are just stock characters, part of the wife hive, performing the mysterious wife rites
brendan is acing the test 💯
@sciencebanshee.bsky.social sometimes i sing about what i’m doing to make up for my incredible lack of working memory (especially when going to a different room to complete a task) and it really fuckin works
just thought it was neat and adjacent to your science wheelhouse
just thought it was neat and adjacent to your science wheelhouse
February 13, 2026 at 11:56 PM
@sciencebanshee.bsky.social sometimes i sing about what i’m doing to make up for my incredible lack of working memory (especially when going to a different room to complete a task) and it really fuckin works
just thought it was neat and adjacent to your science wheelhouse
just thought it was neat and adjacent to your science wheelhouse
February 13, 2026 at 9:19 PM
suddenly made up a guy, he’s a quaker who is cool with non-binary people but won’t use the singular they for plainspeech reasons
A timely valentine from Dr Grammar: pronouns have histories.
February 13, 2026 at 3:38 PM
suddenly made up a guy, he’s a quaker who is cool with non-binary people but won’t use the singular they for plainspeech reasons
i have like the mildest case of Oppositional Defiant Disorder on the planet and it’s still ruining my life a lil bit
do you have any idea how many TV shows i haven’t watched because someone told me to watch it
do you have any idea how many TV shows i haven’t watched because someone told me to watch it
February 12, 2026 at 3:47 AM
i have like the mildest case of Oppositional Defiant Disorder on the planet and it’s still ruining my life a lil bit
do you have any idea how many TV shows i haven’t watched because someone told me to watch it
do you have any idea how many TV shows i haven’t watched because someone told me to watch it
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we must imagine Sisyphus firmly but politely asserting his boundaries
if i were sisyphus i would simply not push the boulder up the hill
October 10, 2025 at 12:04 AM
we must imagine Sisyphus firmly but politely asserting his boundaries
givin’r
meanwhile, on canadian bluesky
February 11, 2026 at 10:56 PM
givin’r
treeple
February 9, 2026 at 4:20 PM
treeple
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The vibe of the Halftime Show
February 9, 2026 at 1:40 AM
The vibe of the Halftime Show
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Bad Bunny has more rushing yards than either team so far
February 9, 2026 at 1:29 AM
Bad Bunny has more rushing yards than either team so far