kit sparks 🔥
@kitsparks.bsky.social
I am 1.89 Stanley Cups tall.
I’ll take whatever pronouns you got (they/them probably most accurate, he/him most likely to delight, she/her in the gay way).
I’ll take whatever pronouns you got (they/them probably most accurate, he/him most likely to delight, she/her in the gay way).
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kit sparks 🔥
@kitsparks.bsky.social
· Nov 4
📌 pinned post to find my sporadically-posted artwork! 🖼️
who up roasting they bones
I have a thing I call “bonefire”, which is maybe fibromyalgia but which doctors do not care about even a little bit, where sometimes at night my femurs feel like they are on fire
I do wish doctors cared a teeny tiny bit about it, because I’ve had it for 25 years and it’s not a good time
I do wish doctors cared a teeny tiny bit about it, because I’ve had it for 25 years and it’s not a good time
February 20, 2026 at 5:46 AM
who up roasting they bones
as a little kid every time I had a bath i would imagine a beautiful witch had put me in her cauldron and all my toys were root vegetables and seasonings 🥰
the hot tub validates humanity’s inherent desire to become stew
February 19, 2026 at 3:03 AM
as a little kid every time I had a bath i would imagine a beautiful witch had put me in her cauldron and all my toys were root vegetables and seasonings 🥰
now he is screaming at other people in his apartment? they are also screaming? 3 people screaming
lovely
lovely
as far as we can tell, our downstairs neighbour is a streamer who spends 3-4 hours every evening screaming at the top of his lungs
i genuinely think he should be banished to a hermitage
i genuinely think he should be banished to a hermitage
February 19, 2026 at 2:28 AM
now he is screaming at other people in his apartment? they are also screaming? 3 people screaming
lovely
lovely
as far as we can tell, our downstairs neighbour is a streamer who spends 3-4 hours every evening screaming at the top of his lungs
i genuinely think he should be banished to a hermitage
i genuinely think he should be banished to a hermitage
February 19, 2026 at 1:11 AM
as far as we can tell, our downstairs neighbour is a streamer who spends 3-4 hours every evening screaming at the top of his lungs
i genuinely think he should be banished to a hermitage
i genuinely think he should be banished to a hermitage
Portrait of a Muppet on Fire
No Muppets for Old Men
The Third Muppet
February 18, 2026 at 11:34 PM
Portrait of a Muppet on Fire
i just saw a post that said “Gung Hay Fat Tuesday” which is very funny but does mean “congratulations on issuing Tuesday”
i definitely am not the issuer or distributer of tuesday
i definitely am not the issuer or distributer of tuesday
February 18, 2026 at 9:29 PM
i just saw a post that said “Gung Hay Fat Tuesday” which is very funny but does mean “congratulations on issuing Tuesday”
i definitely am not the issuer or distributer of tuesday
i definitely am not the issuer or distributer of tuesday
Will has just invented an imaginary pet who is a “vacuum elephant water sucker” named Suck, and it is intolerable to hear a 5yo say the words “suck”, “sucker” and “sucking” this much in one afternoon
February 18, 2026 at 7:36 PM
Will has just invented an imaginary pet who is a “vacuum elephant water sucker” named Suck, and it is intolerable to hear a 5yo say the words “suck”, “sucker” and “sucking” this much in one afternoon
have spent the past 20 minutes tracking down today’s activation phrase
i’m gonna need everyone to just stop ever mentioning the FCC
i’m gonna need everyone to just stop ever mentioning the FCC
the problem with “Without Me” by Eminem coming out when I was 13 is that I memorized all the lyrics to “Without Me” by Eminem and now have like 4 minutes worth of possible earworm activation phrases
I spend a solid 10% of my waking hours with that song stuck in my head
I spend a solid 10% of my waking hours with that song stuck in my head
February 18, 2026 at 6:33 PM
have spent the past 20 minutes tracking down today’s activation phrase
i’m gonna need everyone to just stop ever mentioning the FCC
i’m gonna need everyone to just stop ever mentioning the FCC
my son’s dentist is Dr. Tung
okay wish to hear from Bluesky about all your great and terrible nominatively determined professionals, like my los angeles OB Dr. Pushkin
okay one of my best friends just told me her driver's ed teacher was named
wait for it
Mr. Streetman
... and now, because the horrors are horroring, I wish to hear from Bluesky about all your great and bad and terrible and fun driver's ed stories
wait for it
Mr. Streetman
... and now, because the horrors are horroring, I wish to hear from Bluesky about all your great and bad and terrible and fun driver's ed stories
February 18, 2026 at 3:48 AM
my son’s dentist is Dr. Tung
i did a DNA test years ago and as expected i’m 99% northern european, but i have 1% that wanders around southern europe and central asia with each update to the algo
right now it’s greek, but it has also been spanish, albanian, kazakh, and mongolian
right now it’s greek, but it has also been spanish, albanian, kazakh, and mongolian
February 17, 2026 at 8:56 PM
i did a DNA test years ago and as expected i’m 99% northern european, but i have 1% that wanders around southern europe and central asia with each update to the algo
right now it’s greek, but it has also been spanish, albanian, kazakh, and mongolian
right now it’s greek, but it has also been spanish, albanian, kazakh, and mongolian
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This is bigger and more important to me than anything else in the world
THE PANTS HAVE RETURNED
NORWAY HAS BROUGHT BACK THE PANTS TO HEAL THE SPORT IN A TIME OF NEED
NORWAY HAS BROUGHT BACK THE PANTS TO HEAL THE SPORT IN A TIME OF NEED
February 17, 2026 at 6:40 PM
This is bigger and more important to me than anything else in the world
calisse de tabarnak
February 17, 2026 at 6:31 PM
calisse de tabarnak
i just don’t get why they have AI overviews on for every query when they know there are whole categories of questions it can’t do
February 17, 2026 at 5:56 PM
i just don’t get why they have AI overviews on for every query when they know there are whole categories of questions it can’t do
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I have obtained a letter of marque and reprisal from a small landlocked Caucasian breakaway republic, I have access to the family rowboat and am in the process of buying several axes, so I would hardly say it's correct to label me "unemployed".
January 23, 2026 at 9:38 AM
I have obtained a letter of marque and reprisal from a small landlocked Caucasian breakaway republic, I have access to the family rowboat and am in the process of buying several axes, so I would hardly say it's correct to label me "unemployed".
what’s funny about this is that being allowed to socially transition in high school was the precise thing that exposed me to sufficient transphobia that i detransitioned in college lmao
Hilary Cass here arguing for children to be prevented from being known by a preferred name or getting a haircut in case it encourages them to continue later in life to transition.
Hilary Cass acts like gender variant children should have the transness hazed out of them.
Hilary Cass acts like gender variant children should have the transness hazed out of them.
February 17, 2026 at 12:27 PM
what’s funny about this is that being allowed to socially transition in high school was the precise thing that exposed me to sufficient transphobia that i detransitioned in college lmao
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Olympics rules state that one team per match will be randomly selected to wear the "villain from a sports movie" uniform
February 16, 2026 at 1:03 AM
Olympics rules state that one team per match will be randomly selected to wear the "villain from a sports movie" uniform
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this is why it’s crucial to increase transit ridership by whatever means possible and let safety concerns sort themselves out
all the scariest people in town already ride the bus
the solution to pollution is dilution
all the scariest people in town already ride the bus
the solution to pollution is dilution
October 7, 2025 at 3:12 PM
this is why it’s crucial to increase transit ridership by whatever means possible and let safety concerns sort themselves out
all the scariest people in town already ride the bus
the solution to pollution is dilution
all the scariest people in town already ride the bus
the solution to pollution is dilution
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the thing about public transit in midsize North American cities is the ridership consists of every single kind of woman there is and only the absolute weirdest men around
we will not see paradise until Normal Men ride the bus
we will not see paradise until Normal Men ride the bus
October 7, 2025 at 3:04 PM
the thing about public transit in midsize North American cities is the ridership consists of every single kind of woman there is and only the absolute weirdest men around
we will not see paradise until Normal Men ride the bus
we will not see paradise until Normal Men ride the bus
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Barbisol tastes so good when you don’t got a barber in your ear going my liquid my liquid
February 15, 2026 at 6:41 PM
Barbisol tastes so good when you don’t got a barber in your ear going my liquid my liquid
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I can't convey with words how utterly revolting is to find your own work regurgitated by genAI.
Left: Owl Witch, watercolour, 2021.
Right: ..whatever that is
Left: Owl Witch, watercolour, 2021.
Right: ..whatever that is
February 14, 2026 at 10:03 PM
I can't convey with words how utterly revolting is to find your own work regurgitated by genAI.
Left: Owl Witch, watercolour, 2021.
Right: ..whatever that is
Left: Owl Witch, watercolour, 2021.
Right: ..whatever that is
the thing that enabled the creation of me, an english-scottish-irish(-french-slovak) canadian, was canada’s white multiculturalism
all 4 of my dad’s grandparents were born in different countries and none shared a native language
extending this beyond europe is good
all 4 of my dad’s grandparents were born in different countries and none shared a native language
extending this beyond europe is good
Famously historically cohesive mix of "english-scotish-irish"
1/3 What Musk is really referring to here is, of course “race” - that construct that served to define the hierarchies of wealth & power structured by modern colonialism. Like other far right racists though, he uses the word “culture” as a seemingly less pernicious synonym.
February 15, 2026 at 4:25 PM
the thing that enabled the creation of me, an english-scottish-irish(-french-slovak) canadian, was canada’s white multiculturalism
all 4 of my dad’s grandparents were born in different countries and none shared a native language
extending this beyond europe is good
all 4 of my dad’s grandparents were born in different countries and none shared a native language
extending this beyond europe is good
liam: lab
will: lab
liam: bra
will: bra
liam: dor
will: dor
liam: labrador
will: lavender
will: lab
liam: bra
will: bra
liam: dor
will: dor
liam: labrador
will: lavender
February 15, 2026 at 3:57 PM
liam: lab
will: lab
liam: bra
will: bra
liam: dor
will: dor
liam: labrador
will: lavender
will: lab
liam: bra
will: bra
liam: dor
will: dor
liam: labrador
will: lavender
hey, remember when there were always matchbooks everywhere
because everyone smoked and matchbooks were a cheap bit of branded tat business could give away to customers
remember being like 7 and everyone being totally fine with you playing with matches
that was weird
because everyone smoked and matchbooks were a cheap bit of branded tat business could give away to customers
remember being like 7 and everyone being totally fine with you playing with matches
that was weird
February 14, 2026 at 7:17 PM
hey, remember when there were always matchbooks everywhere
because everyone smoked and matchbooks were a cheap bit of branded tat business could give away to customers
remember being like 7 and everyone being totally fine with you playing with matches
that was weird
because everyone smoked and matchbooks were a cheap bit of branded tat business could give away to customers
remember being like 7 and everyone being totally fine with you playing with matches
that was weird