kit sparks 🔥
@kitsparks.bsky.social
I am 1.89 Stanley Cups tall.
I’ll take whatever pronouns you got (they/them probably most accurate, he/him most likely to delight, she/her in the gay way).
I’ll take whatever pronouns you got (they/them probably most accurate, he/him most likely to delight, she/her in the gay way).
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kit sparks 🔥
@kitsparks.bsky.social
· Nov 4
📌 pinned post to find my sporadically-posted artwork! 🖼️
@sciencebanshee.bsky.social sometimes i sing about what i’m doing to make up for my incredible lack of working memory (especially when going to a different room to complete a task) and it really fuckin works
just thought it was neat and adjacent to your science wheelhouse
just thought it was neat and adjacent to your science wheelhouse
February 13, 2026 at 11:56 PM
@sciencebanshee.bsky.social sometimes i sing about what i’m doing to make up for my incredible lack of working memory (especially when going to a different room to complete a task) and it really fuckin works
just thought it was neat and adjacent to your science wheelhouse
just thought it was neat and adjacent to your science wheelhouse
February 13, 2026 at 9:19 PM
suddenly made up a guy, he’s a quaker who is cool with non-binary people but won’t use the singular they for plainspeech reasons
A timely valentine from Dr Grammar: pronouns have histories.
February 13, 2026 at 3:38 PM
suddenly made up a guy, he’s a quaker who is cool with non-binary people but won’t use the singular they for plainspeech reasons
i have like the mildest case of Oppositional Defiant Disorder on the planet and it’s still ruining my life a lil bit
do you have any idea how many TV shows i haven’t watched because someone told me to watch it
do you have any idea how many TV shows i haven’t watched because someone told me to watch it
February 12, 2026 at 3:47 AM
i have like the mildest case of Oppositional Defiant Disorder on the planet and it’s still ruining my life a lil bit
do you have any idea how many TV shows i haven’t watched because someone told me to watch it
do you have any idea how many TV shows i haven’t watched because someone told me to watch it
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we must imagine Sisyphus firmly but politely asserting his boundaries
if i were sisyphus i would simply not push the boulder up the hill
October 10, 2025 at 12:04 AM
we must imagine Sisyphus firmly but politely asserting his boundaries
givin’r
meanwhile, on canadian bluesky
February 11, 2026 at 10:56 PM
givin’r
treeple
February 9, 2026 at 4:20 PM
treeple
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The vibe of the Halftime Show
February 9, 2026 at 1:40 AM
The vibe of the Halftime Show
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Bad Bunny has more rushing yards than either team so far
February 9, 2026 at 1:29 AM
Bad Bunny has more rushing yards than either team so far
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these ads are a lot less enjoyable when your team is playing
February 8, 2026 at 11:49 PM
these ads are a lot less enjoyable when your team is playing
i hate how every salsa is competing on chunkiness
some of us are autistic
where are our chunkless salsas
some of us are autistic
where are our chunkless salsas
February 8, 2026 at 9:47 PM
i hate how every salsa is competing on chunkiness
some of us are autistic
where are our chunkless salsas
some of us are autistic
where are our chunkless salsas
I’m not really interested in Heated Rivalry even though it sounds like my thing, but I just found out the fictional Ottawa team is the Ottawa Centaurs??? like the real team is the Senators, so it’s a) one syllable away and b) still a Classical reference????? that’s adorable
February 7, 2026 at 12:01 PM
I’m not really interested in Heated Rivalry even though it sounds like my thing, but I just found out the fictional Ottawa team is the Ottawa Centaurs??? like the real team is the Senators, so it’s a) one syllable away and b) still a Classical reference????? that’s adorable
this is correct, and not only because SSX Tricky is the only videogame i have ever been naturally good at
my self esteem is in no way propped up by the single glorious memory of kicking my elder brother’s ass on the playstation
my self esteem is in no way propped up by the single glorious memory of kicking my elder brother’s ass on the playstation
many of our national, cultural, political, psychic, and sexual problems would be solved by the release of a new SSX video game.
February 6, 2026 at 8:38 PM
this is correct, and not only because SSX Tricky is the only videogame i have ever been naturally good at
my self esteem is in no way propped up by the single glorious memory of kicking my elder brother’s ass on the playstation
my self esteem is in no way propped up by the single glorious memory of kicking my elder brother’s ass on the playstation
editor: you get those behind-the-scenes Star Trek photos?
steve: sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked
steve: sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked
February 4, 2026 at 9:30 PM
editor: you get those behind-the-scenes Star Trek photos?
steve: sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked
steve: sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked
the cats are acting like i didn’t feed them??? but i did feed them??????
anyone else seeing this shit
anyone else seeing this shit
February 4, 2026 at 8:17 PM
the cats are acting like i didn’t feed them??? but i did feed them??????
anyone else seeing this shit
anyone else seeing this shit
i have no idea how this has happened, but my tumblr “for you” algo has decided to serve me—alongside the tags i actually follow and the Heated Rivalry gifsets served to all—a startling amount of Paul Simon/Art Garfunkle ship content
February 4, 2026 at 7:34 PM
i have no idea how this has happened, but my tumblr “for you” algo has decided to serve me—alongside the tags i actually follow and the Heated Rivalry gifsets served to all—a startling amount of Paul Simon/Art Garfunkle ship content
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There were a bunch of young communists distributing their newspaper when the 5yo and I got off the bus downtown.
Communist, to me: what do you think about everything going on with ICE?
5yo: There's too much ice, we should melt it all!
Communists and I: [raucous applause]
Communist, to me: what do you think about everything going on with ICE?
5yo: There's too much ice, we should melt it all!
Communists and I: [raucous applause]
January 31, 2026 at 6:48 PM
There were a bunch of young communists distributing their newspaper when the 5yo and I got off the bus downtown.
Communist, to me: what do you think about everything going on with ICE?
5yo: There's too much ice, we should melt it all!
Communists and I: [raucous applause]
Communist, to me: what do you think about everything going on with ICE?
5yo: There's too much ice, we should melt it all!
Communists and I: [raucous applause]
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tfw for hate's sake I spit my last breath at thee
all of us are Ahabs
February 1, 2026 at 1:54 PM
tfw for hate's sake I spit my last breath at thee
Will: Is the kitty litter your job, Dad?”
Liam: My job is to take care of my family and make sure they’re healthy and safe.
Will: Yeah. And protect them from ALIENS.
Liam: My job is to take care of my family and make sure they’re healthy and safe.
Will: Yeah. And protect them from ALIENS.
February 1, 2026 at 7:01 PM
Will: Is the kitty litter your job, Dad?”
Liam: My job is to take care of my family and make sure they’re healthy and safe.
Will: Yeah. And protect them from ALIENS.
Liam: My job is to take care of my family and make sure they’re healthy and safe.
Will: Yeah. And protect them from ALIENS.
zoomer barber’s verdict: cunty!
January 31, 2026 at 5:40 PM
zoomer barber’s verdict: cunty!
while I do think constantly being at risk of seeing the undercooked and unlabeled opinions of 14-year-olds is a real cognitohazard, I highly recommend being internet friends with young adults
there are a lot of smart funny people somehow born into a world that already had 3 Fast & Furious movies
there are a lot of smart funny people somehow born into a world that already had 3 Fast & Furious movies
January 31, 2026 at 4:11 PM
while I do think constantly being at risk of seeing the undercooked and unlabeled opinions of 14-year-olds is a real cognitohazard, I highly recommend being internet friends with young adults
there are a lot of smart funny people somehow born into a world that already had 3 Fast & Furious movies
there are a lot of smart funny people somehow born into a world that already had 3 Fast & Furious movies
it’s over in 1 hour, ho(e)s!!!
I made an appointment with a non-binary hairstylist to get a non-binary haircut!!! four and a half weeks from now it’s over for you ho(e)s
January 31, 2026 at 3:30 PM
it’s over in 1 hour, ho(e)s!!!
Will (5): At the Halifax explosion there were robots on the boats
Me (36): I don’t think so, cuz it was 100 year ago
Will: It was 100 years ago & there were robots & there was a scientist who is like a doctor & he dug up Vincent Coleman’s bones & he had a magic potion & he put it on the bones
Me (36): I don’t think so, cuz it was 100 year ago
Will: It was 100 years ago & there were robots & there was a scientist who is like a doctor & he dug up Vincent Coleman’s bones & he had a magic potion & he put it on the bones
Vincent Coleman and the Halifax Explosion
“Hold up the train. Munitions ship on fire and making for Pier 6 ... Goodbye boys.” Vincent ColemanNova Scotia Archives, 230.1, N-6198
maritimemuseum.novascotia.ca
January 31, 2026 at 1:52 AM
Will (5): At the Halifax explosion there were robots on the boats
Me (36): I don’t think so, cuz it was 100 year ago
Will: It was 100 years ago & there were robots & there was a scientist who is like a doctor & he dug up Vincent Coleman’s bones & he had a magic potion & he put it on the bones
Me (36): I don’t think so, cuz it was 100 year ago
Will: It was 100 years ago & there were robots & there was a scientist who is like a doctor & he dug up Vincent Coleman’s bones & he had a magic potion & he put it on the bones
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it’s fine, we’re not nearly as fucked as we would be if air travel in the United States were organized around a hub and spoke system that relied heavily on regional jets made largely in Canada and furth wait what’s that now
January 30, 2026 at 12:27 AM
it’s fine, we’re not nearly as fucked as we would be if air travel in the United States were organized around a hub and spoke system that relied heavily on regional jets made largely in Canada and furth wait what’s that now