kit sparks 🔥
@kitsparks.bsky.social
I am 1.89 Stanley Cups tall.
I’ll take whatever pronouns you got (they/them probably most accurate, he/him most likely to delight, she/her in the gay way).
I’ll take whatever pronouns you got (they/them probably most accurate, he/him most likely to delight, she/her in the gay way).
the foam on the handrails is comically disgusting
November 19, 2025 at 9:41 PM
the foam on the handrails is comically disgusting
it’s been 45 minutes and we’re still on slide 1
November 18, 2025 at 1:46 PM
it’s been 45 minutes and we’re still on slide 1
did everyone else know they made Long Furby real
was no one going to tell me
was no one going to tell me
November 13, 2025 at 8:13 PM
did everyone else know they made Long Furby real
was no one going to tell me
was no one going to tell me
playground equipment always strikes me as indicative of funny priorities
our children must firstly be literate, but secondly they must be ninja warriors
our children must firstly be literate, but secondly they must be ninja warriors
November 13, 2025 at 6:34 PM
playground equipment always strikes me as indicative of funny priorities
our children must firstly be literate, but secondly they must be ninja warriors
our children must firstly be literate, but secondly they must be ninja warriors
we’ll always have the wisdom of Freckle
November 13, 2025 at 2:56 AM
we’ll always have the wisdom of Freckle
from the puffy side madeleines remind me of sycees, which are supposed to be shaped like boats
(i get the reference, also, just don’t have anything to say about Proust)
(i get the reference, also, just don’t have anything to say about Proust)
November 8, 2025 at 2:56 PM
from the puffy side madeleines remind me of sycees, which are supposed to be shaped like boats
(i get the reference, also, just don’t have anything to say about Proust)
(i get the reference, also, just don’t have anything to say about Proust)
if it makes you feel better, this same thing once happened to Batman
November 7, 2025 at 3:01 AM
if it makes you feel better, this same thing once happened to Batman
my instinct every time I see my nails is to scream “could these BE any more demure?!” which is tbh not very demure of me
November 4, 2025 at 8:34 PM
my instinct every time I see my nails is to scream “could these BE any more demure?!” which is tbh not very demure of me
something happened here
November 3, 2025 at 1:46 PM
something happened here
ptarmigans are so cute!!! look at this thing, it’s perfect
November 3, 2025 at 4:27 AM
ptarmigans are so cute!!! look at this thing, it’s perfect
what do we think
slay? cunty???
slay? cunty???
October 31, 2025 at 8:43 PM
what do we think
slay? cunty???
slay? cunty???
this is @hockeyviz.com holding Will on Halloween 2020 when he was 1 month old!!! (the pikachu suit was too warm)
October 31, 2025 at 6:07 PM
this is @hockeyviz.com holding Will on Halloween 2020 when he was 1 month old!!! (the pikachu suit was too warm)
seriously though I only remember when to use hěn by thinking about whether or not his dick is big
October 30, 2025 at 8:03 PM
seriously though I only remember when to use hěn by thinking about whether or not his dick is big
I follow this guy bc it’s honestly easier to remember grammar rules when the example sentences are sex stuff but I don’t even know what this means
October 30, 2025 at 7:57 PM
I follow this guy bc it’s honestly easier to remember grammar rules when the example sentences are sex stuff but I don’t even know what this means
my halloween nails are so good
the orange polish is my own creation (Lucky Lacquer in Fancy Goldfish, launching in June) and the little bats are glitter!!!
the orange polish is my own creation (Lucky Lacquer in Fancy Goldfish, launching in June) and the little bats are glitter!!!
October 30, 2025 at 4:05 PM
my halloween nails are so good
the orange polish is my own creation (Lucky Lacquer in Fancy Goldfish, launching in June) and the little bats are glitter!!!
the orange polish is my own creation (Lucky Lacquer in Fancy Goldfish, launching in June) and the little bats are glitter!!!
it is 26 fucking degrees in the apartment common areas????? losing my entire mind rn
October 23, 2025 at 5:44 PM
it is 26 fucking degrees in the apartment common areas????? losing my entire mind rn
mildly bummed because I put on a thermal nail polish and the pigment is breaking down :(
this one used to be pitch black when cold (and pale dove grey over 30 degrees Celsius) but now it only gets to charcoal
thermochromic pigments get broken down by nail polish solvents over 2-5 years
this one used to be pitch black when cold (and pale dove grey over 30 degrees Celsius) but now it only gets to charcoal
thermochromic pigments get broken down by nail polish solvents over 2-5 years
October 20, 2025 at 5:15 PM
mildly bummed because I put on a thermal nail polish and the pigment is breaking down :(
this one used to be pitch black when cold (and pale dove grey over 30 degrees Celsius) but now it only gets to charcoal
thermochromic pigments get broken down by nail polish solvents over 2-5 years
this one used to be pitch black when cold (and pale dove grey over 30 degrees Celsius) but now it only gets to charcoal
thermochromic pigments get broken down by nail polish solvents over 2-5 years
adorable 5th century BCE graffito that says “LYSIASKALOS” which means “Lysias is handsome”
October 20, 2025 at 1:44 PM
adorable 5th century BCE graffito that says “LYSIASKALOS” which means “Lysias is handsome”
working on bottle design ✨
October 17, 2025 at 4:23 PM
working on bottle design ✨
Women don’t like the vehicle.
October 16, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Women don’t like the vehicle.
oh i misremembered, it’s one watch safe and one gun safe
October 15, 2025 at 4:00 AM
oh i misremembered, it’s one watch safe and one gun safe
sometimes the algo really serves up my exact shit
October 15, 2025 at 3:00 AM
sometimes the algo really serves up my exact shit