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I am 1.89 Stanley Cups tall.

I’ll take whatever pronouns you got (they/them probably most accurate, he/him most likely to delight, she/her in the gay way).
big same, we can power through though!!!! 😤
November 15, 2025 at 12:45 PM
I think my mom once saw 10,000 Hitlers play at Lilith Fair
November 15, 2025 at 6:26 AM
maybe you need toeless socks
November 15, 2025 at 6:06 AM
i am currently wearing socks in crocs, japanese traditional dress involves socks in flipflops, you can add socks to any footwear situation if you’re dedicated to foot mitts
November 15, 2025 at 5:58 AM
the idea of you putting your bare feet into ugg boots genuinely made me shiver

i love socks so much

blessed little foot mitts
November 15, 2025 at 5:53 AM
I only got diagnosed with the ADHD I inherited from my minerals-enthusiast parent, which is funny because they both obviously had the other thing
my mom (once told me “every woman goes through a transgnder phase”, practiced what I can only describe as defensive interior design) said my dad (instinctively afraid of motorcycles, sunglasses indoors, subscription to Canadian Mining magazine) couldn’t be autistic because “he’s not even a genius”
November 15, 2025 at 5:51 AM
the things I want most out of a phone is to be distracted by looking at my own hand through it and for other people to be able to see what I’m looking at at all times
November 15, 2025 at 2:46 AM
lmao really? that’s peak fragility, Nova Scotia is whiter than Scotland
November 15, 2025 at 1:31 AM
sure does, it’s incredibly weird
November 14, 2025 at 9:41 PM
from this side of the ocean Idris Elba’s accent in that is not especially convincing, I must say
November 14, 2025 at 9:31 PM
2nd amendment but only for “ninja” weapons
November 14, 2025 at 8:54 PM
that sucks but I’m glad it’s just the one!!
November 14, 2025 at 7:18 PM
what platform did you buy them on and when? you might be able to get a refund
November 14, 2025 at 7:13 PM
I think most lefthanders are ambisinistrous to some degree but it’s masked by how many tasks and tools put lefties at a structural disadvantage (eg writing from left to right, can openers)

it’s only obvious in situations like this one where the action *can* be perfectly mirrored and he sucks anyway
November 14, 2025 at 6:19 PM
with the caveat that I think this is funny and he’s worth making fun of:

many lefthanded people are actually ambisinistrous, meaning they have poor manual dexterity with either hand, and this is approximately what that looks like
November 14, 2025 at 5:20 PM
I feel inspired by your post, though, you may have made something happen here
November 14, 2025 at 4:36 PM
I actually was a vegetarian for climate reasons from ages 15-22 but I developed IBS and was too broke to figure out how to stay vegetarian, cut out all my triggers (all legumes, most fruits, a bunch of other plants) and not really fuck up my health. I now have no good excuse, though.
November 14, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Yeah I was a butcher for five years! I was able to do a bunch of harm reduction as the manager of the butcher shop that I’m quite proud of, actually.

I’m several vegans’ one former-butcher friend, so you’re in good company.
November 14, 2025 at 4:26 PM
that’s primally unwoke, though

the thing that separates us from the pigs and the chickens is our capacity to revere life

I eat meat and even used to be a butcher but fundamentally I believe vegetarianism is correct and I’m just falling short of my own ideals
November 14, 2025 at 4:15 PM