Final Grantasy XIV
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Writer at ANN. Podcaster with Blade Licking Thieves, Super Senpai Podcast, and Adventure Tomes. Author and trying to be an artist.
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Mostly wife guy posting and bad jokes.
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#120: A Colt is My Passport (1967)
After an assignment goes awry, a hitman (Joe Shishido) and his partner (Jerry Fujio) are chased by rival gangs to a small seaside town where they meet a young woman (Chitose Kobayashi) who may be t…
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Hey folks, another Blade Licking Thieves is here! This episode is our review of Takashi Nomura’s 1967 film A Colt Is My Passport starring Joe Shishido, Jerry Fujio, and Chitose Kobayashi. It’s all sleek yakuza killers and cool somber jazz tones in this one - enjoy!
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call me "woke" or whatever but I think the Superbowl should have less football and more dancing latinas
February 9, 2026 at 1:25 AM
call me "woke" or whatever but I think the Superbowl should have less football and more dancing latinas
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Commentators saying how brilliant the defense is. You know what I want to watch, two teams that are amazing at offense and shit at defense.
Seriously, tell me my game doesn’t look more fun 😆
and way more murder
and way more murder
February 9, 2026 at 2:27 AM
Commentators saying how brilliant the defense is. You know what I want to watch, two teams that are amazing at offense and shit at defense.
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Terrified Conservatives Lose Ability To Speak English After Exposure To Bad Bunny Performance https://theonion.com/terrified-conservatives-lose-ability-to-speak-english-after-exposure-to-bad-bunny-performance-dios-mio-cry-millions-of-panicking-republicans/
February 9, 2026 at 1:35 AM
Terrified Conservatives Lose Ability To Speak English After Exposure To Bad Bunny Performance https://theonion.com/terrified-conservatives-lose-ability-to-speak-english-after-exposure-to-bad-bunny-performance-dios-mio-cry-millions-of-panicking-republicans/
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But none of them put their life on the line for President Lincoln like he did.
February 9, 2026 at 2:12 AM
But none of them put their life on the line for President Lincoln like he did.
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in light of today's "The Big Game", it is my pleasure to report that avgn's football rant is highly compatible with laura palmer's theme
February 8, 2026 at 7:37 PM
in light of today's "The Big Game", it is my pleasure to report that avgn's football rant is highly compatible with laura palmer's theme
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The first had the power of god and anime on his side. The second one looks like a scieontology thing tbh
European NES Mega Man and Mega Man II original art pieces at the Capcom exhibition, Tokyo.
February 9, 2026 at 1:19 AM
The first had the power of god and anime on his side. The second one looks like a scieontology thing tbh
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Football-Themed Napkins At Super Bowl Party Too Nonabsorbent, Painful To Use On Mouth https://theonion.com/football-themed-napkins-at-super-bowl-party-too-nonabsorbent-painful-to-use-on-mouth/
February 9, 2026 at 12:35 AM
Football-Themed Napkins At Super Bowl Party Too Nonabsorbent, Painful To Use On Mouth https://theonion.com/football-themed-napkins-at-super-bowl-party-too-nonabsorbent-painful-to-use-on-mouth/
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February 8, 2026 at 9:08 PM
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hell yeah this book just started getting properly creepy
February 8, 2026 at 8:00 PM
hell yeah this book just started getting properly creepy
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They got the big game on at the bar
February 8, 2026 at 6:12 PM
They got the big game on at the bar
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February 8, 2026 at 10:44 PM
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I never noticed this either.
February 8, 2026 at 7:09 PM
I never noticed this either.
Tekken character fit (complimentary)
Totally forgot!!! Usher pulled up to the 2026 #OlympicOpeningCeremony wearing the Polo Ralph Lauren Team USA 2026 Shearling Jacket
February 8, 2026 at 10:05 PM
Tekken character fit (complimentary)
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this would be many of you when faced with a HELLRAISER-esque scenario
February 8, 2026 at 3:26 PM
this would be many of you when faced with a HELLRAISER-esque scenario
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A little collage from my San Francisco trip
February 8, 2026 at 9:50 PM
A little collage from my San Francisco trip
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December 1993: A review for Secret of Mana on Super Nintendo sizzles in the pages of the UK's Nintendo Magazine System. ARPG fans whose appetites will have been whetted by A Link to the Past will have been looking hungrily at these pages, though their tummies will be rumbling for another 10 months.
February 8, 2026 at 9:44 PM
December 1993: A review for Secret of Mana on Super Nintendo sizzles in the pages of the UK's Nintendo Magazine System. ARPG fans whose appetites will have been whetted by A Link to the Past will have been looking hungrily at these pages, though their tummies will be rumbling for another 10 months.
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To beat these space aliens and save the earth, we have to *blush* touch wingtips
February 8, 2026 at 9:32 PM
To beat these space aliens and save the earth, we have to *blush* touch wingtips
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Second time in 3 days I’m posting this Vonnegut quote wrt AI.
February 8, 2026 at 4:57 PM
Second time in 3 days I’m posting this Vonnegut quote wrt AI.