Final Grantasy XIV
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Writer at ANN. Podcaster with Blade Licking Thieves, Super Senpai Podcast, and Adventure Tomes. Author and trying to be an artist.
Mostly wife guy posting and bad jokes.
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#120: A Colt is My Passport (1967)
After an assignment goes awry, a hitman (Joe Shishido) and his partner (Jerry Fujio) are chased by rival gangs to a small seaside town where they meet a young woman (Chitose Kobayashi) who may be t…
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Hey folks, another Blade Licking Thieves is here! This episode is our review of Takashi Nomura’s 1967 film A Colt Is My Passport starring Joe Shishido, Jerry Fujio, and Chitose Kobayashi. It’s all sleek yakuza killers and cool somber jazz tones in this one - enjoy!
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A deadly encounter on the streets of 21st Century Kyoto in the wake of devastation from an earthquake that also unleashed a horde of demons - and magic back into the world.
A point-and-click and RPG hybrid that received an English translation in 2019.
📺: Makyouden, Nihon-Create, 1992 (PC-9801)
A point-and-click and RPG hybrid that received an English translation in 2019.
📺: Makyouden, Nihon-Create, 1992 (PC-9801)
February 7, 2026 at 11:00 PM
A deadly encounter on the streets of 21st Century Kyoto in the wake of devastation from an earthquake that also unleashed a horde of demons - and magic back into the world.
A point-and-click and RPG hybrid that received an English translation in 2019.
📺: Makyouden, Nihon-Create, 1992 (PC-9801)
A point-and-click and RPG hybrid that received an English translation in 2019.
📺: Makyouden, Nihon-Create, 1992 (PC-9801)
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Loot that drops after defeating me:
- Sleeveless black shirt
- A box of cinnamon apple herbal tea
- Trojan Magnum XL condoms
- 12oz bottle of Thayers Witch Hazel Facial Toner
- A brand-new Nintendo 3DS XL (1% drop)
- Sleeveless black shirt
- A box of cinnamon apple herbal tea
- Trojan Magnum XL condoms
- 12oz bottle of Thayers Witch Hazel Facial Toner
- A brand-new Nintendo 3DS XL (1% drop)
Loot that drops after defeating me:
- 30exp
- 3 Attack EVs
- 2x15g light roast, specialty grade coffee (loot table dependent)
- Key Item: Gym Card
- Quest Item: Cocktail Bar Coaster (accidentally stolen)
- Cosmetic Item: Manul keychain
- 30exp
- 3 Attack EVs
- 2x15g light roast, specialty grade coffee (loot table dependent)
- Key Item: Gym Card
- Quest Item: Cocktail Bar Coaster (accidentally stolen)
- Cosmetic Item: Manul keychain
Loot that drops after defeating me
- Two expired Metro Cards
- A copy of Super Mario Land
- A Blake Belladonna Pop-Up Parade figurine
- A bottle of Lexapro
- A small squirt bottle of sandal wood scented hand sanitizer
- Two expired Metro Cards
- A copy of Super Mario Land
- A Blake Belladonna Pop-Up Parade figurine
- A bottle of Lexapro
- A small squirt bottle of sandal wood scented hand sanitizer
February 7, 2026 at 11:10 PM
Loot that drops after defeating me:
- Sleeveless black shirt
- A box of cinnamon apple herbal tea
- Trojan Magnum XL condoms
- 12oz bottle of Thayers Witch Hazel Facial Toner
- A brand-new Nintendo 3DS XL (1% drop)
- Sleeveless black shirt
- A box of cinnamon apple herbal tea
- Trojan Magnum XL condoms
- 12oz bottle of Thayers Witch Hazel Facial Toner
- A brand-new Nintendo 3DS XL (1% drop)
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February 7, 2026 at 3:13 PM
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THE FURIOUS MUNCHER
February 7, 2026 at 5:04 PM
THE FURIOUS MUNCHER
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"From Shinedown to Ludacris" is the new "From sea to shining sea"
February 7, 2026 at 7:23 PM
"From Shinedown to Ludacris" is the new "From sea to shining sea"
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Breaking: Tragedy at the Winter Olympics
February 7, 2026 at 3:39 PM
Breaking: Tragedy at the Winter Olympics
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I’m not arguing with no account defending AI. My grandmother lives in an area being environmentally compromised currently by an ai data center. I remember the color of the lake before they built it and the sludge I see in it when I go to see her. Shut the fuck up about “the benefits of AI” forever.
February 7, 2026 at 3:46 PM
I’m not arguing with no account defending AI. My grandmother lives in an area being environmentally compromised currently by an ai data center. I remember the color of the lake before they built it and the sludge I see in it when I go to see her. Shut the fuck up about “the benefits of AI” forever.
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babe wake up new goatse just dropped
February 7, 2026 at 9:36 PM
babe wake up new goatse just dropped
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Month of Black music to celebrate Black History Month
RIP Al Jarreau
I know I can
Like any man
Reach out my hand,
And touch the face of God
Month of Black music to celebrate Black History Month
RIP Al Jarreau
I know I can
Like any man
Reach out my hand,
And touch the face of God
February 7, 2026 at 8:24 PM
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Month of Black music to celebrate Black History Month
RIP Al Jarreau
I know I can
Like any man
Reach out my hand,
And touch the face of God
Month of Black music to celebrate Black History Month
RIP Al Jarreau
I know I can
Like any man
Reach out my hand,
And touch the face of God
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My favorite artifact in the "you don't need AI to do art" discourse is, of course, screenwriter Dan O'Bannon's sketch of the facehugger to explain it to Giger.
February 7, 2026 at 6:39 PM
My favorite artifact in the "you don't need AI to do art" discourse is, of course, screenwriter Dan O'Bannon's sketch of the facehugger to explain it to Giger.
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My scheming vizier when I start to cough after taking a swig of wine from my goblet
January 9, 2026 at 3:44 PM
My scheming vizier when I start to cough after taking a swig of wine from my goblet
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NINTENDOOO SIXXXTY FOUUUUUURRRR! OH MAH GAAAAWD!
Watch - youtu.be/x2VaagrAjhk
Watch - youtu.be/x2VaagrAjhk
February 7, 2026 at 5:20 PM
NINTENDOOO SIXXXTY FOUUUUUURRRR! OH MAH GAAAAWD!
Watch - youtu.be/x2VaagrAjhk
Watch - youtu.be/x2VaagrAjhk
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production of The Muppet Show should not be dependent on petty vulgarities like “ratings” or “revenue.” it should be preserved as a vital function of american culture. it should have a taxpayer-funded budget rivaling the CIA
February 7, 2026 at 12:40 AM
production of The Muppet Show should not be dependent on petty vulgarities like “ratings” or “revenue.” it should be preserved as a vital function of american culture. it should have a taxpayer-funded budget rivaling the CIA
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DON’T LET ME DOWN,
MY SWEET BABY-
MY SWEET BABY-
February 7, 2026 at 5:44 PM
DON’T LET ME DOWN,
MY SWEET BABY-
MY SWEET BABY-
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