Mr. Spookytime Grift
@djdunclive.bsky.social
Always and forever a cheerful misanthrope. he/him
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darkly funny to realize how many people other than Trump are panicking about the files, people far from the current spotlight, having terrible nights.
July 18, 2025 at 3:50 AM
darkly funny to realize how many people other than Trump are panicking about the files, people far from the current spotlight, having terrible nights.
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How much more proof do we need that the ownership & leadership of the NYT is in alignment with Trump, deeply supportive of his goals, & is willing to run interference for him to protect him in their coverage?
To recap: Jeffrey Epstein offered a NY Times reporter photos taken in Epstein's kitchen of Donald Trump and girls in bikinis *and* implored the NYT reporter to put this information in the public discourse in 2015
What did the NY Times editors know about this offer?
What did the NY Times editors know about this offer?
“would you like photos of donald and girls in bikinis in my kitchen?” -Jeffrey Epstein
November 12, 2025 at 10:31 PM
How much more proof do we need that the ownership & leadership of the NYT is in alignment with Trump, deeply supportive of his goals, & is willing to run interference for him to protect him in their coverage?
Kinda feel like the 'wound' here is that he slept with underage girls, Don.
GOP Rep. Bacon: "I do think this was a PR disaster for the White House. When you tell everybody you're going to release everything, that you have the names of all the clients, and then you then you come back and say, 'oh, there was none.' This was a self-inflicted wound by the White House."
November 12, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Kinda feel like the 'wound' here is that he slept with underage girls, Don.
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This is why the cultists won't believe it. They don't get to be super heroic mystery solvers. No fun recognizing powerful people are a bunch of idiots and not sophisticated adversaries who prove how smart you are for figuring them out
QANON CULTIST IN 2017: "In this 1,879 page thread I will unravel the byzantine system of codewords and phrases the global elite use to mask their pedophile cabal."
JEFFREY EPSTEIN WRITING AN EMAIL AT THE SAME TIME: "helo its me jeff had fun cmmitting sex crimes wit u lst weeknd"
JEFFREY EPSTEIN WRITING AN EMAIL AT THE SAME TIME: "helo its me jeff had fun cmmitting sex crimes wit u lst weeknd"
pretty funny in retrospect that QAnon hinged on the idea that powerful elites at the highest levels of government were smart enough to talk in code when sending emails to each other about their despicable crimes
November 12, 2025 at 10:38 PM
This is why the cultists won't believe it. They don't get to be super heroic mystery solvers. No fun recognizing powerful people are a bunch of idiots and not sophisticated adversaries who prove how smart you are for figuring them out
Sorry, Nute, but if you haven't realized that this is just who the Writers are by now it's more of a you problem than them.
November 12, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Sorry, Nute, but if you haven't realized that this is just who the Writers are by now it's more of a you problem than them.
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BREAKING: Rep. Adelita Grijalva signs the Epstein discharge petition, serving as the 218th vote to force the bill to the floor for a full vote of the House.
November 12, 2025 at 9:25 PM
BREAKING: Rep. Adelita Grijalva signs the Epstein discharge petition, serving as the 218th vote to force the bill to the floor for a full vote of the House.
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Opinion | It's time for eight brave House Democrats to step up and block the release of the Epstein files.
by John Fetterman and Tim Kaine
by John Fetterman and Tim Kaine
November 12, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Opinion | It's time for eight brave House Democrats to step up and block the release of the Epstein files.
by John Fetterman and Tim Kaine
by John Fetterman and Tim Kaine
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Can't wrap my head around this. It isn't just so called "access", they were solidly on his team.
Landon Thomas Jr of the New York Times got told by Jeffrey Epstein that Trump walked into a glass door bc he was so busy staring at girls in Epstein's house and didn't print it. wild that the Times didn't consider that newsworthy.
November 12, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Can't wrap my head around this. It isn't just so called "access", they were solidly on his team.
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Epstein was taking notes on a criminal conspiracy
TV conspiracies: we’ve hacked their computers but they’ve perfectly cleaned up the evidence!
Real conspiracies:
To: conspirator
From: famous person
Attachment: evidence.png
Real conspiracies:
To: conspirator
From: famous person
Attachment: evidence.png
November 12, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Epstein was taking notes on a criminal conspiracy
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just opening up the new Epstein docs at random:
November 12, 2025 at 9:42 PM
just opening up the new Epstein docs at random:
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Out: Pee Tape
In: Ready Or Not-level Evidence
In: Ready Or Not-level Evidence
November 12, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Out: Pee Tape
In: Ready Or Not-level Evidence
In: Ready Or Not-level Evidence
I see no reason for him to avoid rigorous travel schedules to give speeches to people who already believe anything he says in the middle of flu season. Go for it, Mr. President.
Saying “I don’t want to hear about the affordability” didn’t work?
@cnn.com
www.cnn.com/2025/11/12/p...
@cnn.com
www.cnn.com/2025/11/12/p...
November 12, 2025 at 7:47 PM
I see no reason for him to avoid rigorous travel schedules to give speeches to people who already believe anything he says in the middle of flu season. Go for it, Mr. President.
Are we at all confident that JV Dance hasn't already made that tweet at some point in his past?
by the end of the month we're gonna get a JD Vance tweet or a Mike Johnson press conference about the nuanced difference between pedophilia and ephebophilia
November 12, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Are we at all confident that JV Dance hasn't already made that tweet at some point in his past?
For my money, this is the best joke I'm gonna make all day.
Also, due respect, lots of folks even in the aging category of Bluesky users aren't necessarily gonna get a Johnny Cash reference. Never much cared for the game of complaining because you caught a bop while choosing to Walk the Line with edgeposting.
November 12, 2025 at 7:41 PM
For my money, this is the best joke I'm gonna make all day.
All shitposting comes with an element of risk. We accept that risk for the glory of Poasts. The only way to lose is to complain when we get booped for poasting too close to the sun. Second only to whining loudly about someone *else's* booping because you're in a parasocial relationship with them.
I don't think this was an actual threat but it's certainly the sort of thing that might drive a few of them and some people need to understand what moderation actually entails.
The account owner of @sarahkendzior.bsky.social was suspended for 72 hours for expressing a desire to shoot the author of an article. The post, made 11/10, stated: "I want to shoot the author of this article just to watch him die." 1/2
November 12, 2025 at 7:34 PM
All shitposting comes with an element of risk. We accept that risk for the glory of Poasts. The only way to lose is to complain when we get booped for poasting too close to the sun. Second only to whining loudly about someone *else's* booping because you're in a parasocial relationship with them.
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These girls were misled and abused by powerful men who thought that the rules didn’t apply to them, that they could get away with anything. There should be justice.
Release the files.
Release the files.
November 12, 2025 at 7:02 PM
These girls were misled and abused by powerful men who thought that the rules didn’t apply to them, that they could get away with anything. There should be justice.
Release the files.
Release the files.
Caught that, did you?
“.. in the Situation Room.” 👀
Q: "Why are White House officials…meeting with Rep. Boebert in an effort to try to get her to not sign this petition calling for the release of the [Epstein] files?"
Leavitt: "I'm not going to detail conversations that took place in the situation room."
Leavitt: "I'm not going to detail conversations that took place in the situation room."
November 12, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Caught that, did you?
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Anyways, the Republican Party is, knowingly or unknowingly (its mostly knowingly), a central part in a conspiracy to keep secret from the public evidence of the fact that the President of the United States is implicated in the crimes of Jeffrey Epstein.
And its pretty clear they didnt know themselves considering yhat they made a big show about how they were gonna release the Epstein Files and then immediately changed their tunes the second they actually looked at them & have been aggressively stonewalling on this ever since, which tells us a lot.
November 12, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Anyways, the Republican Party is, knowingly or unknowingly (its mostly knowingly), a central part in a conspiracy to keep secret from the public evidence of the fact that the President of the United States is implicated in the crimes of Jeffrey Epstein.
Hell, have they even crossed the "Enough people care about the novelty of the thing to bother checking it out" threshold? I won't pretend that splatter horror's my thing to begin with but adding Betty Boop to the recipe does nothing to increase my interest.
not trying to be a hater but has one of these "iconic character lapses out of copyright so someone makes a cheapo splatter horror movie about them" things ever been remotely good
A Betty Boop horror film adaptation ‘BOOP’ is in the works.
The film is being introduced to buyers at the American Film Market by VMI Worldwide.
The film is being introduced to buyers at the American Film Market by VMI Worldwide.
November 12, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Hell, have they even crossed the "Enough people care about the novelty of the thing to bother checking it out" threshold? I won't pretend that splatter horror's my thing to begin with but adding Betty Boop to the recipe does nothing to increase my interest.
Some folks on this site: "Lol, nothing matters. It's not like anyone cares about this stuff."
Trump: "FuckfuckfuckfuckFUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!"
Trump: "FuckfuckfuckfuckFUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!"
Donald Trump has spent more time today to stop the release of the Epstein Files than he’s spent all year to reduce prices.
November 12, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Some folks on this site: "Lol, nothing matters. It's not like anyone cares about this stuff."
Trump: "FuckfuckfuckfuckFUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!"
Trump: "FuckfuckfuckfuckFUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!"
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And, the aggregate approval (including ratfuckers like Rasmussen) breaks the 40% line.
fiftyplusone.news/polls/approv...
fiftyplusone.news/polls/approv...
November 12, 2025 at 6:36 PM
And, the aggregate approval (including ratfuckers like Rasmussen) breaks the 40% line.
fiftyplusone.news/polls/approv...
fiftyplusone.news/polls/approv...
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i'll admit it, Elon was right
November 12, 2025 at 6:37 PM
i'll admit it, Elon was right
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Throwback drawing of Bowser and the 7 other kids he doesn't acknowledge.
November 12, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Throwback drawing of Bowser and the 7 other kids he doesn't acknowledge.
Lol, Mike STILL hasn't found enough people to blackmail for a vote his way on protecting the pedophile in chief? You'd think he'd have bought himself enough time on that front by now.
Starting to think this guy's not all that good at his job.
Starting to think this guy's not all that good at his job.
Back and then gone again, Republican leadership are signaling that the funding bill votes will be the only votes in the House this week, they're sending everyone home afterwards
November 12, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Lol, Mike STILL hasn't found enough people to blackmail for a vote his way on protecting the pedophile in chief? You'd think he'd have bought himself enough time on that front by now.
Starting to think this guy's not all that good at his job.
Starting to think this guy's not all that good at his job.
A guy whose last name started with 'E' springs to mind.
This is a terrible thing to post. Yes, it's true, but what's also true is that many people were untouchable until they weren't.
the president admitted to sexual assault on camera and it didn't matter
November 12, 2025 at 4:09 PM
A guy whose last name started with 'E' springs to mind.