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what's a man like me supposed to do
with all this extra savoir-faire?
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If I die under this administration, don’t bother burying me — just dump my body on the White House lawn.
Making political hay out of this makes you an asshole. A ghoulish one.
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It did not "go viral". It was intentionally filmed and disseminated using a network of coordinated bots, amplified by an algorithm designed to spread this kind of content quickly. This was a harassment campaign, intended to silence everyone. Call it what it is.
December 26, 2025 at 2:50 PM
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Dean Martin, born Dino Paul Crocetti, son of Italian immigrant Gaetano Crocetti

Frank Sinatra, son of Italian immigrants Antonino Sinatra and Natalina Garavanta

Merry Christmas to everyone except Stephen Miller and his enablers and handlers
December 26, 2025 at 6:49 PM
I just spent half an hour on the phone with a hospital billing department, to find out if an old bill is still outstanding, and I just could not reach a human through the voicemail phone jails

and it really should not be this difficult for me to figure out whether *I* still owe *them* money
December 26, 2025 at 6:59 PM
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December 26, 2025 at 5:49 PM
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Conservative American Jews are coming to understand the problem of empowering the absolute worst strains of American Christianity. I’m not sure conservative American Christians, especially Catholics, have gotten there yet.
Trump administration: gonna be a Christian nation from now on

Christians: yay!

TA: so you have to be Christian the way WE say it's ok

Christians: oh shit
December 26, 2025 at 3:44 PM
hello 911 yes I need to report a child murder
12YO girl signed up to do “stand up comedy” at the talent show. 13YO boy decided to heckle her. Teacher started to tell the boy to leave her alone, but the 12YO comedian said “no, no, let him go, this is the closest he’s ever going to get to having a conversation with a girl.”
What's an insult you'll never forget?
December 26, 2025 at 4:59 PM
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I remember the phrase "they can't be allowed to melt back into society" re: the de-Baathification of Iraq after the war there. Like everything about that experience, the attempt was cynical, stupid, and botched. But there really should be a plan about what we do with guys like these in the future.
ICE detain father shopping on Christmas Eve—then steal his family's groceries.

Then 3 agents divvy up his paid for food—taking what they want for themselves.

"Can I just get the wife's number to call and let her know?" woman asks.

"No, guess he should've complied," agent says.

Yakima, Washington
December 26, 2025 at 4:33 PM
The issues we are actually facing with generative AI would have made Philip K. Dick recoil in horror into his protective blanket of fear.
This post made me think: how far away are we from people using live streamed radio broadcasts of sports events to create AI visual representations to get around rights issues for video broadcasts? For the U.S. specifically: who wins the IP war over this between, say, Major League Baseball and Grok?
I got Peacock to watch the Premier League, but the system is so weird. I can never figure out what I can watch. To be fair, it was like this when I lived in England as well.
December 26, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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every now and then I watch The Death of Stalin both because it’s an incredible movie and as an act of sympathetic magic
December 26, 2025 at 3:46 PM
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No one says to legit business owners, "hey I see there's an underground market selling toxic knock-offs of your product: how will you incorporate the toxic product AND protect your customers against its harms?" But apparently it's fine to make this suggestion to educators with respect to AI.
December 24, 2025 at 7:56 PM
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Everything we assign as readings now has an AI generated summary which universities have no control over. We can do oral exams and creative assignments but AI is affecting what and how they learn the material.
December 24, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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I swear to God if you had told me fifteen years ago that future me would be reading Bill Kristol commentary like 🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻 and Ezra Klein commentary like 🤨🤨🤨 I wouldn’t have believed you
"Donald Trump calls himself the “Peace President.” But this week, as he outlined his plans to capture Greenland and hijack Venezuelan oil, his real agenda became obvious. It’s not peace. It’s extortion, conquest, and theft."

open.substack.com/pub/thebulwa...
The Politics of Plunder
His domestic and foreign policies have one consistent theme.
open.substack.com
December 26, 2025 at 2:13 PM
The Pluribus season finale has one of the best ways to use a smartphone I've ever seen in a movie or TV show.
December 26, 2025 at 2:10 PM
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this doesn't apply to cybertrucks, which can serve briefly as a boat. do not be afraid to drive your cybertruck into water
perfect time for my perennial PSA: dont drive through water!!!!!!!! you cant see the bottom you dont know how deep it is you dont know what its covering!! there could be a sinkhole!!!!!!!!!!
Selfie gambling your small sedan won't get hydrolocked in the parking lot. Or you don't accidentally drop your phone. (Edited to blur their face) 🤔
December 25, 2025 at 6:50 PM
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I'm going to tell my favorite story again about reflecting the certainty of beliefs back at people who don't expect it.

A friend was one of the few Jews on faculty at a North Dakota University. Every year, his colleague in religious studies would invite him to come to his religious studies class...
December 25, 2025 at 5:35 PM
That is not dead which can eternal lie,
And with strange aeons even Tiny Tim may die.
December 25, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals
December 25, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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Tiny Tim, who DID NOT die, fled through the desert while the gunslinger followed.
December 25, 2025 at 9:14 AM
More like “Avatar: Fire and Forget” amirite
December 25, 2025 at 12:12 PM
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Did you know that each region of Ireland has its own figure who traditionally delivers presents on Christmas Eve??
December 24, 2025 at 12:51 PM
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these three ghosts could've been an email
December 24, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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nothing demonstrates how good people are at missing the blindingly obvious anti-capitalist message of “A Christmas Carol” than the fact that Michael Caine starred in the iconic “Muppet Christmas Carol” and is STILL a loathsome Tory
December 25, 2025 at 5:41 AM
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Tiny Tim, who did not die and finally watched DS9
December 25, 2025 at 3:51 AM
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The things she knew, let her forget again—
The voices in the sky, the fear, the cold,
The gaping shepherds, and the queer old men
Piling their clumsy gifts of foreign gold.
December 25, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Merry Christmas everybody!
December 25, 2025 at 3:10 AM