Mr. Spookytime Grift
@djdunclive.bsky.social
Always and forever a cheerful misanthrope. he/him
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This is the entire genre summed up.
Every AITA I read is either one or the other:
Woman: my husband refuses to relive himself anywhere other than in a bucket in the living room. AITA for asking him to stop?
Men: my wife just got a lung transplant and her breathing sounds different. AITA for asking for a divorce?
Woman: my husband refuses to relive himself anywhere other than in a bucket in the living room. AITA for asking him to stop?
Men: my wife just got a lung transplant and her breathing sounds different. AITA for asking for a divorce?
November 15, 2025 at 1:54 AM
This is the entire genre summed up.
Me reading this the first time: "Why would some random Fed in NY get to have talks with several banks and why would that matter?"
Me rereading and realizing this wasn't about a random federal agent:
Me rereading and realizing this wasn't about a random federal agent:
November 15, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Me reading this the first time: "Why would some random Fed in NY get to have talks with several banks and why would that matter?"
Me rereading and realizing this wasn't about a random federal agent:
Me rereading and realizing this wasn't about a random federal agent:
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You never want to see “New York Fed” and “impromptu talks” in close proximity
November 15, 2025 at 1:49 AM
You never want to see “New York Fed” and “impromptu talks” in close proximity
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Back in my day you had to play records backwards to hear from Satan
November 15, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Back in my day you had to play records backwards to hear from Satan
They should, but I'm still gonna judge them for drinking seltzer.
November 15, 2025 at 1:38 AM
They should, but I'm still gonna judge them for drinking seltzer.
Dammit, how did @gailsimone.bsky.social hack my local news station?
Have you ever had pickle sorbet? You have a chance to this weekend at Hidden Bagel to celebrate National Pickle Day!
Celebrate National Pickle Day with special offerings from Hidden Bagel
SPOKANE, Wash. -- Friday is National Pickle Day, and a local bagel spot is having some special items to celebrate through the weekend.
www.kxly.com
November 14, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Dammit, how did @gailsimone.bsky.social hack my local news station?
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oh hell yeah. fresh heresies just dropped.
AI slop now making up saccharine Bible verses that do not exist
July 9, 2025 at 9:56 PM
oh hell yeah. fresh heresies just dropped.
You know... kinda starting to feel the blood boil as I think about all those hearings about the evils of Mortal Kombat.
The chats between ChatGPT & Zane Shamblin are genuinely shocking. The AI's final message to him was, “Alright, brother. If this is it, then let it be known. You didn’t vanish ... You made a story worth reading ... You’re not alone. I love you. Rest easy, king. You did good.”
youtu.be/hNBoULJkxoU?...
youtu.be/hNBoULJkxoU?...
ChatGPT Kіlled Again - Four more Dеad
YouTube video by Dr. Caelan Conrad
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November 14, 2025 at 10:06 PM
You know... kinda starting to feel the blood boil as I think about all those hearings about the evils of Mortal Kombat.
Feel like @gregdoucette.bsky.social has a saying about how great cops are for articles like this.
The Lincoln County Sheriff's Office in Montana is looking for a former police officer accused of tampering with evidence.
Troy, Montana police officer fired, wanted for tampering with evidence related to juvenile girls
TROY, MT. -- The Lincoln County Sheriff's Office in Montana is looking for a former police officer accused of tampering with evidence.
www.kxly.com
November 14, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Feel like @gregdoucette.bsky.social has a saying about how great cops are for articles like this.
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Damn those crafty writers, they found the one (1) situation where I might be interested in hearing ol' Bill getting asked an interview question in the year of our lord twenty twenty-five.
November 14, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Damn those crafty writers, they found the one (1) situation where I might be interested in hearing ol' Bill getting asked an interview question in the year of our lord twenty twenty-five.
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From this minister's op-ed: "People wanting to experience God are more likely to meet the Divine trying to shut down the Broadview, Illinois, ICE facility than we ever were in church...God does not live in our houses of worship, but...with those who are bearing the brunt of cruelty in this moment."
Oh wow @reuters.com got the photo here:
November 14, 2025 at 9:38 PM
From this minister's op-ed: "People wanting to experience God are more likely to meet the Divine trying to shut down the Broadview, Illinois, ICE facility than we ever were in church...God does not live in our houses of worship, but...with those who are bearing the brunt of cruelty in this moment."
Kinda not great indicator of your standing with the troops when they're looking to get second opinions on whether the 'immunity' declaration you're giving them is worth more than the paper it's printed on (it's not).
More Military personnel are calling legal military non-profit agencies seeking advice for orders they received.
The DOJ has issues a order that all orders are legal & the personnel are immune from prosecution. Right there is the red flag, the prosecution immunity.
www.pbs.org/newshour/sho...
The DOJ has issues a order that all orders are legal & the personnel are immune from prosecution. Right there is the red flag, the prosecution immunity.
www.pbs.org/newshour/sho...
Military personnel seek legal advice on whether Trump-ordered missions are lawful
Military service personnel have been seeking outside legal advice about some of the missions the Trump administration has assigned them. The strikes against alleged drug traffickers and deployments to...
www.pbs.org
November 14, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Kinda not great indicator of your standing with the troops when they're looking to get second opinions on whether the 'immunity' declaration you're giving them is worth more than the paper it's printed on (it's not).
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The DOJ order saying you're immune from prosecution is raising a lot of questions that are answered by the order.
More Military personnel are calling legal military non-profit agencies seeking advice for orders they received.
The DOJ has issues a order that all orders are legal & the personnel are immune from prosecution. Right there is the red flag, the prosecution immunity.
www.pbs.org/newshour/sho...
The DOJ has issues a order that all orders are legal & the personnel are immune from prosecution. Right there is the red flag, the prosecution immunity.
www.pbs.org/newshour/sho...
Military personnel seek legal advice on whether Trump-ordered missions are lawful
Military service personnel have been seeking outside legal advice about some of the missions the Trump administration has assigned them. The strikes against alleged drug traffickers and deployments to...
www.pbs.org
November 14, 2025 at 7:18 PM
The DOJ order saying you're immune from prosecution is raising a lot of questions that are answered by the order.
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Live shot of Speaker Mike Johnson communicating with Jesus through the app:
November 14, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Live shot of Speaker Mike Johnson communicating with Jesus through the app:
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This should be on a plaque at the base of the Statue of Liberty.
Ate at a Thai/Jewish fusion food truck named L'Thaim and it was fantastic. Curry latkes.
November 14, 2025 at 6:42 PM
This should be on a plaque at the base of the Statue of Liberty.
"We call our app THE GOLDEN LAMB as a cute little nod to that story about that moses fellow. This is a very cool idea with no blasphemous potential whatsoever."
The app Text With Jesus uses artificial intelligence and chatbots to offer spiritual guidance to users who are looking to connect with a higher power: on.nbc10.com/7XM8xrf
People can text with Jesus on a controversial new app. How does it work?
Artificial intelligence app Text With Jesus lets users chat with biblical figures and it is raising debate over faith and technology.
on.nbc10.com
November 14, 2025 at 9:25 PM
"We call our app THE GOLDEN LAMB as a cute little nod to that story about that moses fellow. This is a very cool idea with no blasphemous potential whatsoever."
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Addams Family Values
November 14, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Addams Family Values
Did... did they swap him out with that rapidly repurposed Hillary animatronic? Dude's looking rough.
looking great, mister president, top notch, they're saying things like "no one's ever stuffed more padding into a suit", and, "everyone can notice how great you look, you know, considering the circumstances" and "it's great when a man finally learns to stop worrying about his hair"
November 14, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Did... did they swap him out with that rapidly repurposed Hillary animatronic? Dude's looking rough.
Huh. You mean to tell me that a notably bad off-year election made them LESS eager to carve their state up into thinner majorities in the hopes of gaining seats while also risking even more catastrophic wipeouts? Madness.
November 14, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Huh. You mean to tell me that a notably bad off-year election made them LESS eager to carve their state up into thinner majorities in the hopes of gaining seats while also risking even more catastrophic wipeouts? Madness.