Feminist Proper Gander
@dappergander.bsky.social
The dapperest of ducks.
I mock and I know things.
QAnon analysis featured in Vice, Newsweek, Daily Mail, CBS News.
I mock and I know things.
QAnon analysis featured in Vice, Newsweek, Daily Mail, CBS News.
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When a headline says it all:
Trump administration removes Rainbow Flag from Stonewall National Monument
The Trump administration removed a large Rainbow Flag from a flagpole at the Stonewall National Monument, the National Park Service confirmed to Gay City News
gaycitynews.com
February 10, 2026 at 5:24 AM
When a headline says it all:
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"Why didn't the Bunny sing about the stock market" okay grandpa time for your nightly smoothie of every pill known to man
February 9, 2026 at 2:24 AM
"Why didn't the Bunny sing about the stock market" okay grandpa time for your nightly smoothie of every pill known to man
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Maples: The Leaves of Fate
February 7, 2026 at 2:42 PM
Maples: The Leaves of Fate
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'no kings' includes draft kings, as far as i am concerned
November 16, 2025 at 7:50 PM
'no kings' includes draft kings, as far as i am concerned
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another year of us not running a super bowl ad
February 6, 2026 at 7:42 PM
another year of us not running a super bowl ad
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Holy shit victim blaming and a half. Calling those trafficked girls aspiring sugar babies is some real nasty work
Last week the far right started peddling a narrative that the outrage over Epstein is a moral panic. Today, like clockwork, a more polite version of that narrative appears in the Atlantic.
www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/0...
www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/0...
February 8, 2026 at 11:03 PM
Holy shit victim blaming and a half. Calling those trafficked girls aspiring sugar babies is some real nasty work
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another installment of "people the internet forced me to learn about this week"
February 8, 2026 at 10:51 PM
another installment of "people the internet forced me to learn about this week"
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BRO IT'S AELLA GIRL LMFAOOOOO
February 8, 2026 at 7:00 PM
BRO IT'S AELLA GIRL LMFAOOOOO
i can't get over the 'had my AI fuck around with my wife's stuff'
February 8, 2026 at 10:24 PM
i can't get over the 'had my AI fuck around with my wife's stuff'
may your owl be superb
a statue of an owl with a clock on its head
ALT: a statue of an owl with a clock on its head
media.tenor.com
February 8, 2026 at 8:37 PM
may your owl be superb
after my second or third Sunday spent shoveling out from under a weekend snowstorm i start to wonder why we never get a storm on a Wednesday, and if maybe someone really *does* have a Weather Dominator
February 8, 2026 at 8:30 PM
after my second or third Sunday spent shoveling out from under a weekend snowstorm i start to wonder why we never get a storm on a Wednesday, and if maybe someone really *does* have a Weather Dominator
I am perplexed by 'I also think about that 5 year-old US citizen,' he talks as if for every 5 year old we keep we have to throw another one in the ocean
Gonzales on Liam Ramos and his family: "They're not gonna qualify for asylum. So what do you do with all the people that go through the process and do not qualify for asylum? You deport them. I understand that 5-year-old and it breaks my heart. I also think, what about that 5-year-old US citizen?"
February 8, 2026 at 6:58 PM
I am perplexed by 'I also think about that 5 year-old US citizen,' he talks as if for every 5 year old we keep we have to throw another one in the ocean
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The current regime took a week to abolish USAID, which is three times as old and was not in the news every day for brutalizing children
“We cannot just abolish ICE!”
Bestie, you are older than ICE.
Bestie, you are older than ICE.
February 8, 2026 at 3:59 PM
The current regime took a week to abolish USAID, which is three times as old and was not in the news every day for brutalizing children
learning to make Malva Pudding today
February 8, 2026 at 5:54 PM
learning to make Malva Pudding today
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NEW: The Trump admin certainly put on a show last week about changing tactics in Minnesota after ICE agents killed Alex Pretti, a 37-year-old VA nurse.
Trump even suggested it's time for "a softer touch."
Except residents say nothing has changed. At all. www.huffpost.com/entry/ice-mi...
Trump even suggested it's time for "a softer touch."
Except residents say nothing has changed. At all. www.huffpost.com/entry/ice-mi...
Trump Using A ‘Softer Touch’ With ICE In Minnesota? Residents Say Don’t Be Fooled.
Two weeks after Alex Pretti’s killing, federal agents have shown no signs of backing down. The resistance definitely hasn't.
www.huffpost.com
February 8, 2026 at 4:41 PM
NEW: The Trump admin certainly put on a show last week about changing tactics in Minnesota after ICE agents killed Alex Pretti, a 37-year-old VA nurse.
Trump even suggested it's time for "a softer touch."
Except residents say nothing has changed. At all. www.huffpost.com/entry/ice-mi...
Trump even suggested it's time for "a softer touch."
Except residents say nothing has changed. At all. www.huffpost.com/entry/ice-mi...
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You've heard of Kent State (1970) & maybe Jackson State (1970).
Did you know #tdih 1968, 28 students were injured and three killed (one a HS student) — most shot in the back by state police while involved in a peaceful protest in Orangeburg, SC? 💔 🧵
Read ⬇️
www.zinnedproject.org/news/tdih/or...
Did you know #tdih 1968, 28 students were injured and three killed (one a HS student) — most shot in the back by state police while involved in a peaceful protest in Orangeburg, SC? 💔 🧵
Read ⬇️
www.zinnedproject.org/news/tdih/or...
Feb. 8, 1968: Orangeburg Massacre
Two years before the Kent State murders, 28 students were injured and three were killed in Orangeburg, South Carolina — most shot in the back by the state police while involved in a peaceful protest.
www.zinnedproject.org
February 8, 2026 at 2:13 PM
You've heard of Kent State (1970) & maybe Jackson State (1970).
Did you know #tdih 1968, 28 students were injured and three killed (one a HS student) — most shot in the back by state police while involved in a peaceful protest in Orangeburg, SC? 💔 🧵
Read ⬇️
www.zinnedproject.org/news/tdih/or...
Did you know #tdih 1968, 28 students were injured and three killed (one a HS student) — most shot in the back by state police while involved in a peaceful protest in Orangeburg, SC? 💔 🧵
Read ⬇️
www.zinnedproject.org/news/tdih/or...
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Today marks one month since ICE mercenary Jonathan Ross murdered Renee Good.
It was not the first public execution ICE carried out. But because rapid responders caught it on film and angry locals forced ICE to withdraw after, there can be no question about what happened.
Resisting makes us safer.
It was not the first public execution ICE carried out. But because rapid responders caught it on film and angry locals forced ICE to withdraw after, there can be no question about what happened.
Resisting makes us safer.
Minneapolis Responds to ICE Committing Murder
On January 7, 2026, an ICE agent murdered Renee Good. This is an account from a participant in the protests that broke out on scene of the murder.
crimethinc.com
February 8, 2026 at 3:35 AM
Today marks one month since ICE mercenary Jonathan Ross murdered Renee Good.
It was not the first public execution ICE carried out. But because rapid responders caught it on film and angry locals forced ICE to withdraw after, there can be no question about what happened.
Resisting makes us safer.
It was not the first public execution ICE carried out. But because rapid responders caught it on film and angry locals forced ICE to withdraw after, there can be no question about what happened.
Resisting makes us safer.
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Draymond Green has figured out this thing where he gets a cheap technical early for yelling at a ref so he is then allowed to commit four or five flagrant fouls that the refs simply don't call because they don't want to deal with kicking him out. This is only sort of a skeet about Donald Trump.
February 8, 2026 at 7:04 AM
Draymond Green has figured out this thing where he gets a cheap technical early for yelling at a ref so he is then allowed to commit four or five flagrant fouls that the refs simply don't call because they don't want to deal with kicking him out. This is only sort of a skeet about Donald Trump.
This framing is misleading to say the least. I'm sorry to be a wet blanket but this District hasn't failed to elect a Democrat in 15 years. In 2011 the Democrat won 86% to 11%. Please don't be complacent, keep working for the midterms.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Louisia...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Louisia...
February 8, 2026 at 6:37 AM
This framing is misleading to say the least. I'm sorry to be a wet blanket but this District hasn't failed to elect a Democrat in 15 years. In 2011 the Democrat won 86% to 11%. Please don't be complacent, keep working for the midterms.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Louisia...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Louisia...
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
"Roll for initiative."
"Roll for initiative."
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
"Well, it's two questions. Or a comment and a question."
"Well, it's two questions. Or a comment and a question."
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
"It's in the syllabus"
"It's in the syllabus"
February 8, 2026 at 1:32 AM
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
"Roll for initiative."
"Roll for initiative."
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No one’s missing mother is more important than another, and so a week later the FBI is predictably nowhere on this. The USA is a cruel, exploitative, lawless place; cruel, exploitative, lawless things happen here. Safety is defined by your alignment with power and your ability to make it rich.
BREAKING: Savannah Guthrie says family has agreed to pay ransom for mother’s release
February 8, 2026 at 12:56 AM
No one’s missing mother is more important than another, and so a week later the FBI is predictably nowhere on this. The USA is a cruel, exploitative, lawless place; cruel, exploitative, lawless things happen here. Safety is defined by your alignment with power and your ability to make it rich.
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If you have a LARGE follower count, pls know that Scott Horton is a chronic thief of posts. He also gets things very wrong and won't take posts down. No matter how nicely you ask.
Please unfollow him and do not repost.
Although he steals everything, Horton was recently verified by Bluesky.
Please unfollow him and do not repost.
Although he steals everything, Horton was recently verified by Bluesky.
Check the words. Check the time stamps.
Fucking clown shit.
Fucking clown shit.
February 8, 2026 at 12:32 AM
If you have a LARGE follower count, pls know that Scott Horton is a chronic thief of posts. He also gets things very wrong and won't take posts down. No matter how nicely you ask.
Please unfollow him and do not repost.
Although he steals everything, Horton was recently verified by Bluesky.
Please unfollow him and do not repost.
Although he steals everything, Horton was recently verified by Bluesky.