Feminist Proper Gander
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The dapperest of ducks.
I mock and I know things.
QAnon analysis featured in Vice, Newsweek, Daily Mail, CBS News.
I mock and I know things.
QAnon analysis featured in Vice, Newsweek, Daily Mail, CBS News.
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“it is illegal for you not to like me”
This is the logical and inevitable conclusion of the last decade of elite media "free speech" discourse.
December 28, 2025 at 1:54 AM
“it is illegal for you not to like me”
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This message hits hard.
December 27, 2025 at 8:38 PM
This message hits hard.
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Reading transcripts from the 1993 hearings on gays in the military and I can't think of a better challenge to Huntingtonian views of military autonomy or skepticism of the authority of military advice. The witnesses' predictions did not pan out. At all.
December 27, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Reading transcripts from the 1993 hearings on gays in the military and I can't think of a better challenge to Huntingtonian views of military autonomy or skepticism of the authority of military advice. The witnesses' predictions did not pan out. At all.
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Happy Gävlebocken season! Every year since 1966, Gävle, Sweden, has erected a massive version of Scandinavia's traditional straw Yule goat. It is so attractive to vandals—particularly arsonists—that in the previous 59 years, only 17 goats have survived fully intact. Good luck in 2025, Gävlebocken!
The Gävlebocken cam is live folks, this is not a drill
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November 28, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Happy Gävlebocken season! Every year since 1966, Gävle, Sweden, has erected a massive version of Scandinavia's traditional straw Yule goat. It is so attractive to vandals—particularly arsonists—that in the previous 59 years, only 17 goats have survived fully intact. Good luck in 2025, Gävlebocken!
meanwhile i would not have believed anything else
December 27, 2025 at 9:39 PM
meanwhile i would not have believed anything else
let's be clear that if this white man from Florida had been a brown man from another country, people would be on teevee right now saying this incident shows we need to deport everyone from that country
Police say Jason Kenney was drinking and watching football when he got mad at his wife, killed her and shot her 13-year-old daughter.
Florida man kills wife, shoots stepdaughter after fight over NFL game: 'Don't shoot me'
Police say Jason Kenney was drinking and watching football when he got mad at his wife, killed her and shot her 13-year-old daughter.
bit.ly
December 27, 2025 at 6:07 PM
let's be clear that if this white man from Florida had been a brown man from another country, people would be on teevee right now saying this incident shows we need to deport everyone from that country
these people were lucky, not smart
December 27, 2025 at 5:49 PM
these people were lucky, not smart
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This is a metaphor for the tech industry overall circa 2025
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 5:38 PM
This is a metaphor for the tech industry overall circa 2025
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The NFL is biased against middle-aged white men who have the desire but not the ability, patience, temperament, or health to play professionally. In this essay I
Getting paid 250,000 dollars to write an article called “the disappearing white male poster” about how I got blocked by Jack’s frozen pizzas on Twitter 4 years ago
December 27, 2025 at 5:12 PM
The NFL is biased against middle-aged white men who have the desire but not the ability, patience, temperament, or health to play professionally. In this essay I
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oh i think we're past that
Steve Bannon: "If we lose the midterms and we lose 2028, some in this room are going to prison, myself included."
December 27, 2025 at 8:01 AM
oh i think we're past that
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Keep seeing people post this claim, so I just want to note that this is false.
A vast majority of Candace Owens’s episodes are live, so the videos are under the “Live” tab, not the “Videos” tab.
A vast majority of Candace Owens’s episodes are live, so the videos are under the “Live” tab, not the “Videos” tab.
December 27, 2025 at 9:13 AM
Keep seeing people post this claim, so I just want to note that this is false.
A vast majority of Candace Owens’s episodes are live, so the videos are under the “Live” tab, not the “Videos” tab.
A vast majority of Candace Owens’s episodes are live, so the videos are under the “Live” tab, not the “Videos” tab.
jfc that's bleak
December 27, 2025 at 12:26 PM
jfc that's bleak
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unironically a good idea
December 27, 2025 at 1:40 AM
unironically a good idea
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Who remembers "The people of this country have had enough of experts”
December 27, 2025 at 11:29 AM
Who remembers "The people of this country have had enough of experts”
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"Did you see what Mark Cuban posted? Oh did you see the clapb—"
You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.
You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.
December 27, 2025 at 2:06 AM
"Did you see what Mark Cuban posted? Oh did you see the clapb—"
You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.
You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.
what a bold hot take I've never heard before
December 26, 2025 at 7:31 PM
what a bold hot take I've never heard before
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joining the "cybertruck owners only" group on fb is one of the best decisions i've ever made. every so often when i'm scrolling through fb getting pissed off, i get to see a little treat like this
December 26, 2025 at 4:11 PM
joining the "cybertruck owners only" group on fb is one of the best decisions i've ever made. every so often when i'm scrolling through fb getting pissed off, i get to see a little treat like this
no one tweets 200 times on Christmas if anyone loves them
December 26, 2025 at 7:12 AM
no one tweets 200 times on Christmas if anyone loves them
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Donald Trump: the president who destroyed ISIS in record time in his first term and also the president who is boldly taking on the ISIS terrorists in his second term.
December 26, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Donald Trump: the president who destroyed ISIS in record time in his first term and also the president who is boldly taking on the ISIS terrorists in his second term.
I cannot say often enough, there needs to be accountability for all these thugs
ICE detain father shopping on Christmas Eve—then steal his family's groceries.
Then 3 agents divvy up his paid for food—taking what they want for themselves.
"Can I just get the wife's number to call and let her know?" woman asks.
"No, guess he should've complied," agent says.
Yakima, Washington
Then 3 agents divvy up his paid for food—taking what they want for themselves.
"Can I just get the wife's number to call and let her know?" woman asks.
"No, guess he should've complied," agent says.
Yakima, Washington
December 26, 2025 at 7:07 AM
I cannot say often enough, there needs to be accountability for all these thugs
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Incredible what you find when you start looking for data on the "white men can't get jobs anymore" phenomenon
www.peoplespolicyproject.org/2025/12/17/w...
www.peoplespolicyproject.org/2025/12/17/w...
What Does the Census Data Say About “The Lost Generation”
Savage appears wrong, but the reality is potentially bleaker.
www.peoplespolicyproject.org
December 25, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Incredible what you find when you start looking for data on the "white men can't get jobs anymore" phenomenon
www.peoplespolicyproject.org/2025/12/17/w...
www.peoplespolicyproject.org/2025/12/17/w...
so its crazy that I'd even feel the need to ask, but do we have confirmation on these strikes
apnews.com/article/trum...
apnews.com/article/trum...
Trump says US struck Islamic State targets in Nigeria after group targeted Christians
President Donald Trump says he launched a “powerful and deadly strike” against Islamic State forces in Nigeria, after he spent weeks decrying the group for targeting Christians.
apnews.com
December 26, 2025 at 12:16 AM
so its crazy that I'd even feel the need to ask, but do we have confirmation on these strikes
apnews.com/article/trum...
apnews.com/article/trum...
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Something seriously wrong with Republicans
December 25, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Something seriously wrong with Republicans
sowing/reaping
“Construction can’t continue”: South Texas builders say ICE arrests have upended industry www.texastribune.org/2025/12/24/s...
South Texas homebuilders say ICE arrests have slowed work
More than 380 people attended an impromptu meeting that industry leaders in the Rio Grande Valley hosted to draw attention to the chilling effect ICE arrests have had on construction.
www.texastribune.org
December 25, 2025 at 10:40 PM
sowing/reaping
I will die not understanding why it doesn't bother them that he is incapable of talking about anything other than himself for more than a few sentences
Trump: We track Santa. We want to make sure that Santa is being good. We want to make sure that he's not infiltrated, that we're not infiltrating into our country a bad Santa. Santa loves Oklahoma like I do. You know, Oklahoma was very good to me in the election
December 25, 2025 at 8:06 AM
I will die not understanding why it doesn't bother them that he is incapable of talking about anything other than himself for more than a few sentences