Liam
rampantpiracy.bsky.social
Liam
@rampantpiracy.bsky.social
I have gained this by philosophy: That I do without being commanded what others do only from fear of werewolves.
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Discworld QOTD, from Men at Arms
November 17, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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slatted sunlight through Venetian blinds illuminates my private detective office in stark contrast as I ram home the aeropress plunger on my third decaf of the day. frisking my jacket pockets, I pull out a plastic packet and shake its contents onto my desk. only four Haribo Goldbears left. no reds
December 30, 2024 at 9:37 PM
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how i'm trying to be
parents freed a hummingbird from a skylight with a coleus flower attached to a pole
November 17, 2025 at 9:07 PM
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How delightfully quaint some of these old Devon village names are, their etymologies lost in the mists of time.
November 17, 2025 at 3:24 PM
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Why are my posts so expensive?

1) maintaining a studio for draping (flou) & a studio for tailoring (tailleur)

2) all emeralds ethically sourced

3) trips to the Bodleian

4) hand-stitching on bias cut point d’esprit

5) the exorbitant cost of eel

6) knife skills/braising

Hope that helps.
November 17, 2025 at 4:12 PM
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November 17, 2025 at 9:08 AM
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It's 1993 and Gary Frank is determined to make his mark as the penciller who produced Marvel history's handsomest Hulk.
November 17, 2025 at 4:21 PM
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i love when people use search engines in movies but i love when people use search engines in hallmark movies most of all
November 16, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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“Someone with a 1-hr car commute needs to earn 40% more to be as happy as someone with a short walk to work. On the other hand, if someone shifts from a long commute to a walk, their happiness increases as much as if they’d fallen in love.” #CityMakingMath

50 reasons to want more walkable cities.
50 Reasons Why Everyone Should Want More Walkable Streets
From making you live longer to making cities more resilient: If you want a reason to make your city more walkable, it's in here.
www.fastcompany.com
November 16, 2025 at 5:40 AM
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Me describing Tidus to a friend while playing Magic: He’s the one who forgot bisexuality.

Her: OHHHHHH
November 15, 2025 at 11:28 PM
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Just became a legend at the car wash. Showed the guys working there that you can pretend the pressure washing gun is your wiener. They called their boss in and he took a video.
November 17, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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November 16, 2025 at 6:30 AM
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Her greed is immeasurable
November 17, 2025 at 12:41 AM
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Uh

this is

enormous
November 16, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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The sweater *I* made my friend's baby has been chosen for their family Christmas card and I do not believe English has a word that adequately conveys how thrilled I am about it
November 16, 2025 at 8:15 PM
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Unpopular opinion: I should get to go into your houses when you're not there and play with all your stuff and put it in my mouth if I want to
November 16, 2025 at 3:09 PM
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Me showing off my writing to my friends
(Credit @oglaf.bsky.social )
November 16, 2025 at 1:43 PM
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'Four cones wins, but in order to get a cone you have to build a civilization. Which is where the spirit cards come in'
November 15, 2025 at 11:25 PM
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someone made a 40-minute "My Dinner With Andre" version of simpsons steamed hams www.youtube.com/watch?v=pk-O...
Steamed Hams but it's a Critically Acclaimed Feature Film
YouTube video by Tyrone Deise
www.youtube.com
November 15, 2025 at 11:44 PM
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this is a bop
I made a song entirely from 50 country artists singing "cold beer"
YouTube video by There I Ruined It
youtu.be
November 15, 2025 at 6:25 AM
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I don’t know anything about “mixed martial arts,” I assume it’s like Street Fighter, one guy’s a boxer, another guy’s a ninja, another guy’s a werewolf, they all have their martial arts
November 15, 2025 at 2:38 PM
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Always repost ska Oscar Isaac.
Every day someone new learns that Oscar Isaac was in a late 90s Christian ska band. Who will today’s person be.
November 14, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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November 14, 2025 at 11:08 PM
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My least woke opinion is that Alfred Molina should be President. It's not woke or anything else because it's politically incoherent. I just like the cut of his jib
November 14, 2025 at 8:32 PM
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narratively very difficult to get brezhnev and stalin to kiss
November 14, 2025 at 9:29 PM