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It's hard to grasp how large this grouper is until you see it in comparison to the ship's toilet on the left.
This appears to be an Atlantic goliath grouper or 'itajara' (Epinephelus itajara). They can reach 800 lbs (350 kg) & 8 feet long (2.5 m)
Let's talk about these gentle giants.
This appears to be an Atlantic goliath grouper or 'itajara' (Epinephelus itajara). They can reach 800 lbs (350 kg) & 8 feet long (2.5 m)
Let's talk about these gentle giants.
January 30, 2026 at 4:25 PM
It's hard to grasp how large this grouper is until you see it in comparison to the ship's toilet on the left.
This appears to be an Atlantic goliath grouper or 'itajara' (Epinephelus itajara). They can reach 800 lbs (350 kg) & 8 feet long (2.5 m)
Let's talk about these gentle giants.
This appears to be an Atlantic goliath grouper or 'itajara' (Epinephelus itajara). They can reach 800 lbs (350 kg) & 8 feet long (2.5 m)
Let's talk about these gentle giants.
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incredible, yet terrifying… this new AI chat program effortlessly simulates any animal… within a year it will replace all our barnyard creatures… I fear for the future and also need more money to develop it
November 16, 2024 at 6:19 PM
incredible, yet terrifying… this new AI chat program effortlessly simulates any animal… within a year it will replace all our barnyard creatures… I fear for the future and also need more money to develop it
the earth is on fire and the thing about fire is it burns you whether you believe in it or not
Point of no return: a hellish ‘hothouse Earth’ getting closer, scientists say
Continued global heating could set irreversible course by triggering climate tipping points, but most people unaware
www.theguardian.com
February 11, 2026 at 10:50 PM
the earth is on fire and the thing about fire is it burns you whether you believe in it or not
[chatbot generates a poop emoji] incredible sign of Intelligence, proof that we have created Life
[thousands of lab mice solve mazes, show empathy and metacognition] do they really count though? maybe we should torture them some more
[thousands of lab mice solve mazes, show empathy and metacognition] do they really count though? maybe we should torture them some more
February 11, 2026 at 7:16 PM
[chatbot generates a poop emoji] incredible sign of Intelligence, proof that we have created Life
[thousands of lab mice solve mazes, show empathy and metacognition] do they really count though? maybe we should torture them some more
[thousands of lab mice solve mazes, show empathy and metacognition] do they really count though? maybe we should torture them some more
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The media cradling the machine: quiet, the machine is sleeping, and I do believe it is dreaming, the little baby,
Starving man: oh, but there are actual babies who-
Media: gently removing pistol and cocking it while rocking the machine with knees: I said quiet the machine is sleeping, and dreaming
Starving man: oh, but there are actual babies who-
Media: gently removing pistol and cocking it while rocking the machine with knees: I said quiet the machine is sleeping, and dreaming
February 11, 2026 at 4:48 PM
The media cradling the machine: quiet, the machine is sleeping, and I do believe it is dreaming, the little baby,
Starving man: oh, but there are actual babies who-
Media: gently removing pistol and cocking it while rocking the machine with knees: I said quiet the machine is sleeping, and dreaming
Starving man: oh, but there are actual babies who-
Media: gently removing pistol and cocking it while rocking the machine with knees: I said quiet the machine is sleeping, and dreaming
kill the internet microcelebrity in your head
February 11, 2026 at 1:44 PM
kill the internet microcelebrity in your head
you don't have to tell me about that stencil guy, you never had to tell me about him, I could live five billion years from the dawn of life to the twilight of the sun and never hear his name and it would be alright
February 10, 2026 at 9:56 PM
you don't have to tell me about that stencil guy, you never had to tell me about him, I could live five billion years from the dawn of life to the twilight of the sun and never hear his name and it would be alright
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posting a banger that isn't in english
Solo Whale
YouTube video by Release - Topic
www.youtube.com
February 10, 2026 at 6:26 PM
posting a banger that isn't in english
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NEW: ICE has a plan to lease offices across the US as part of a secret, months-long expansion campaign.
Today, @wired.com is publishing dozens of those locations. Many are near schools, medical offices, and places of worship.
Vital work from @leahfeiger.bsky.social that I'm proud to publish.
Today, @wired.com is publishing dozens of those locations. Many are near schools, medical offices, and places of worship.
Vital work from @leahfeiger.bsky.social that I'm proud to publish.
ICE Is Expanding Across the US at Breakneck Speed. Here’s Where It’s Going Next
ICE plans to lease offices throughout the US as part of a secret, months-long expansion campaign. WIRED is publishing dozens of these locations.
www.wired.com
February 10, 2026 at 4:13 PM
NEW: ICE has a plan to lease offices across the US as part of a secret, months-long expansion campaign.
Today, @wired.com is publishing dozens of those locations. Many are near schools, medical offices, and places of worship.
Vital work from @leahfeiger.bsky.social that I'm proud to publish.
Today, @wired.com is publishing dozens of those locations. Many are near schools, medical offices, and places of worship.
Vital work from @leahfeiger.bsky.social that I'm proud to publish.
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This one star review of a local convenience store... fair enough
February 10, 2026 at 4:04 PM
This one star review of a local convenience store... fair enough
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stop dumping your shit on the moon
March 6, 2025 at 1:05 AM
stop dumping your shit on the moon
transhumanists are so excited to stop being human and motherfucker, I have not been allowed to be human my whole life, every day I get forced to be a dumb machine as part of a greater and dumber machine, for fuck's sake all I want is to be a human animal
February 10, 2026 at 3:47 PM
transhumanists are so excited to stop being human and motherfucker, I have not been allowed to be human my whole life, every day I get forced to be a dumb machine as part of a greater and dumber machine, for fuck's sake all I want is to be a human animal
love the comparison here to F1, the sport where millionaires drive cars funded by billionaires to race around a track in Dubai at an ecological cost that would have come out less if they'd just crashed everyone's private jets together
some good Not @theonion.com shit over here www.nytimes.com/athletic/703...
February 10, 2026 at 3:43 PM
love the comparison here to F1, the sport where millionaires drive cars funded by billionaires to race around a track in Dubai at an ecological cost that would have come out less if they'd just crashed everyone's private jets together
relieved to learn that fascism has been defeated by a millionaire performance at the superbowl halftime show
February 10, 2026 at 2:06 PM
relieved to learn that fascism has been defeated by a millionaire performance at the superbowl halftime show
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I tried to take a photo of a grasshopper on my windshield, but now it looks like a gigantic bug destroying the town.
February 10, 2026 at 6:10 AM
I tried to take a photo of a grasshopper on my windshield, but now it looks like a gigantic bug destroying the town.
[pitching the winter olympics] Do you like sports? Well do you like weird niche sports that can only be played in mountains of artificial snow? Well what if there’s a crazy amount of psychotic nationalism on top
February 10, 2026 at 12:55 PM
[pitching the winter olympics] Do you like sports? Well do you like weird niche sports that can only be played in mountains of artificial snow? Well what if there’s a crazy amount of psychotic nationalism on top
I’m kind of weirdly proud of the fact that when you search for my name or for anything I’ve done the first thing that comes up is multiple people speculating that I’m dead
February 10, 2026 at 12:40 PM
I’m kind of weirdly proud of the fact that when you search for my name or for anything I’ve done the first thing that comes up is multiple people speculating that I’m dead
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There’s one job I’d be good at and that’s drawing those old comic covers where like Superman is being beaten to death by a prehistoric fish and Lois Lane is in love with the fish, not a dream not an imaginary story Superman’s gonna get killed and/or cucked by this big fish
September 15, 2024 at 11:22 PM
There’s one job I’d be good at and that’s drawing those old comic covers where like Superman is being beaten to death by a prehistoric fish and Lois Lane is in love with the fish, not a dream not an imaginary story Superman’s gonna get killed and/or cucked by this big fish
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The moon would be a terrible place to live. It’s cold. There’s no breathable air. It’s got art by Jeff Koons.
February 10, 2026 at 4:14 AM
The moon would be a terrible place to live. It’s cold. There’s no breathable air. It’s got art by Jeff Koons.
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some dumb bad drawings I drew on a train
November 20, 2024 at 6:58 PM
some dumb bad drawings I drew on a train
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look if you’re a fan of American football, I’m not gonna say you’re a bad person, but I will say you’ve got bad taste, and that you’re boring, and dumb, and ugly, and a bad person
February 9, 2025 at 2:41 PM
look if you’re a fan of American football, I’m not gonna say you’re a bad person, but I will say you’ve got bad taste, and that you’re boring, and dumb, and ugly, and a bad person