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I googled "why do furries all draw like that" but all I got were more pictures of furries drawing like that
December 28, 2025 at 8:05 PM
I googled "why do furries all draw like that" but all I got were more pictures of furries drawing like that
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here it is, important cultural tweet
October 23, 2025 at 12:37 PM
here it is, important cultural tweet
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Welcome to the last Super Seabird Sunday of the year! This is where we ask you to share videos, photos & artwork of seabirds like my contribution of Gannets on the Bass Rock #SuperSeabirdSunday
December 28, 2025 at 9:21 AM
Welcome to the last Super Seabird Sunday of the year! This is where we ask you to share videos, photos & artwork of seabirds like my contribution of Gannets on the Bass Rock #SuperSeabirdSunday
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oh brother, another bad post from political influencer beltway brian. i am furious at beltway brian all of the time. i share screencaps of beltway brian's posts with people who have no idea who he is. i hate all of beltway brian's posts and i read all of them every single day, including weekends
December 27, 2025 at 5:47 PM
oh brother, another bad post from political influencer beltway brian. i am furious at beltway brian all of the time. i share screencaps of beltway brian's posts with people who have no idea who he is. i hate all of beltway brian's posts and i read all of them every single day, including weekends
can’t overstate how stupid the internet is making everyone, people living now may somehow be the dumbest people ever to live
December 27, 2025 at 6:59 PM
can’t overstate how stupid the internet is making everyone, people living now may somehow be the dumbest people ever to live
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This one
December 27, 2025 at 5:07 AM
This one
americans don’t believe a living thing is real until they’ve met it face to face, the only animals they can comprehend are 1. cat that lives in their house 2. bird that appears in their backyard twice a year 3. meme they saw on their computer, everything else is rumor and heresy
December 27, 2025 at 1:26 AM
americans don’t believe a living thing is real until they’ve met it face to face, the only animals they can comprehend are 1. cat that lives in their house 2. bird that appears in their backyard twice a year 3. meme they saw on their computer, everything else is rumor and heresy
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I've seen squirrels use tools and symbols
December 25, 2025 at 5:34 PM
I've seen squirrels use tools and symbols
he doesn’t know it’s Christmas, buffalo don’t celebrate Christmas, like all animals buffalo worship Leviathan, beast of beasts and slayer of men
December 25, 2025 at 4:40 PM
he doesn’t know it’s Christmas, buffalo don’t celebrate Christmas, like all animals buffalo worship Leviathan, beast of beasts and slayer of men
just found out that megachurch christians rewrote “Hallelujah” to be about the Baby Jesus, fuckin Shrek to Christian Nationalism pipeline
December 25, 2025 at 2:58 PM
just found out that megachurch christians rewrote “Hallelujah” to be about the Baby Jesus, fuckin Shrek to Christian Nationalism pipeline
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merry christmas swamp raccoons
December 25, 2025 at 12:52 AM
merry christmas swamp raccoons
there’s a lot more Grinch shit out there than there used to be, presumably because of the universally beloved children’s film where Ron Howard dresses thousands of people up like mutant roadkill
December 24, 2025 at 9:33 PM
there’s a lot more Grinch shit out there than there used to be, presumably because of the universally beloved children’s film where Ron Howard dresses thousands of people up like mutant roadkill
One of the more distressing things about Christmas is seeing a ton of decorations meant to signify winter in a northern hemisphere that is increasingly not experiencing “winter” anymore
December 24, 2025 at 1:34 PM
One of the more distressing things about Christmas is seeing a ton of decorations meant to signify winter in a northern hemisphere that is increasingly not experiencing “winter” anymore
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people spent all year talking about an album by “geese” and I was disappointed to learn it is not a Songs of the Humpback Whale style recording of geese
December 23, 2025 at 4:22 PM
people spent all year talking about an album by “geese” and I was disappointed to learn it is not a Songs of the Humpback Whale style recording of geese
excited to see Christopher Nolan prepare the most boring version of Greek myth ever imagined
December 22, 2025 at 10:17 PM
excited to see Christopher Nolan prepare the most boring version of Greek myth ever imagined
still seeing people refer to US government as "we" in 2025, the fuck's going on there people, does Trump call you up and ask you if it's okay if he disappears your neighbors, did Biden ask for your permission before arming the Gaza genocide, did Obama do a vibe check before bombing Afghan kids
December 22, 2025 at 7:02 PM
still seeing people refer to US government as "we" in 2025, the fuck's going on there people, does Trump call you up and ask you if it's okay if he disappears your neighbors, did Biden ask for your permission before arming the Gaza genocide, did Obama do a vibe check before bombing Afghan kids
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From: Politician You Gave Money To 17 Years Ago
Subject: ONLY YOU CAN SAVE MY LIFE RIGHT NOW
Hi John,
Last November, I got my shit kicked in by conservative candidate Maysyn Featherwhite, the upstart leader of Georgians for White Christ. I'm not sure what happened but $100 would hit right now.
Subject: ONLY YOU CAN SAVE MY LIFE RIGHT NOW
Hi John,
Last November, I got my shit kicked in by conservative candidate Maysyn Featherwhite, the upstart leader of Georgians for White Christ. I'm not sure what happened but $100 would hit right now.
December 21, 2025 at 10:51 PM
From: Politician You Gave Money To 17 Years Ago
Subject: ONLY YOU CAN SAVE MY LIFE RIGHT NOW
Hi John,
Last November, I got my shit kicked in by conservative candidate Maysyn Featherwhite, the upstart leader of Georgians for White Christ. I'm not sure what happened but $100 would hit right now.
Subject: ONLY YOU CAN SAVE MY LIFE RIGHT NOW
Hi John,
Last November, I got my shit kicked in by conservative candidate Maysyn Featherwhite, the upstart leader of Georgians for White Christ. I'm not sure what happened but $100 would hit right now.
getting together with family but nobody is building a nest in a tree hole or regurgitating insects for their young, it’s garbage, Christmas is garbage
December 22, 2025 at 4:14 PM
getting together with family but nobody is building a nest in a tree hole or regurgitating insects for their young, it’s garbage, Christmas is garbage
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saw someone share something from Zizek and like everything from Zizek it was stupid and racist, if you make me look at that clown depart from me into the eternal fire prepared for the devil and his angels
June 16, 2025 at 10:40 AM
saw someone share something from Zizek and like everything from Zizek it was stupid and racist, if you make me look at that clown depart from me into the eternal fire prepared for the devil and his angels
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computer crime, article, illustration, personal computing, magazine (1978) archive.org/details/1978...
December 22, 2025 at 12:11 PM
computer crime, article, illustration, personal computing, magazine (1978) archive.org/details/1978...