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Pander Sera
for days I have not been able to stop thinking about how in the cold open for the 1991 Macaulay Culkin episode of SNL, Lorne Michaels pronounces "Pepsis" like "Sepsis"
December 26, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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I really appreciate the folks who make a conscious effort to be intentional with social media. As someone with anxiety, doomerist posts send me straight into freeze/fawn-mode, but posts that take the time to inform & inspire action over panic/resignation keep me grounded and productive.
December 26, 2025 at 6:04 PM
watching my family get along over holidays because my brother found a happy relationship makes me want to get real snuggly with yall in 2026 i know its gross but ive had wine
December 26, 2025 at 4:35 AM
and climby clim, who did not fall from a great height,
December 25, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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Merry Xmas 💖🐬😜 GAR pages will be available at noon EST. you can read it free on either of these websites :
substack.com/@spiderbabby
patreon.com/cw/spideretc
And if u wanna tip you can here! ko-fi.com/spiderbabby
December 25, 2025 at 2:24 PM
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December 24, 2025 at 7:53 PM
people will be like blah blah blah meanwhile i am offline doing things! at least i was before i went to the bathroom
December 24, 2025 at 12:29 AM
you’ll hear no bologna from bony joanie
day 23: bony joanie
December 23, 2025 at 4:20 PM
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painting is such a odd thing , but it’s fun in a terrible way
December 23, 2025 at 5:59 AM
I love exploring this evolution in terms of how we value individual/collective achievement, especially in a paradigm that still feels so beholden to late stage capitalism etc
People don’t have ideas. Ideas have people.The deeper I get into my research, the more convinced I am this old saying is correct.
December 22, 2025 at 11:25 PM
downtown anaheim
December 22, 2025 at 8:41 PM
janta jaws
December 21, 2025 at 11:13 PM
my first job out of high school was canvassing on street corners for reproductive healthcare and marriage rights and i learned real quick the less someone conformed to a ‘mainstream’ appearance the more compassion and downright manners they would show me
Things are Terrible, but this isn't.

Be weird.
December 21, 2025 at 9:29 PM
it’s gonna be such a dang prank when i reveal myself to jave been ai allll along
December 21, 2025 at 9:22 PM
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Oh wait monday is tomorrow! Big announcement tomorrow everybody
Making a big announcement monday, if anybody wants to hear it
December 21, 2025 at 8:39 PM
sugar on the asphalt
December 21, 2025 at 8:42 PM
downtown los angeles
December 21, 2025 at 8:27 PM
hi
December 20, 2025 at 11:48 PM
🍔 Bunset Boulevard 🍑
December 20, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Jaby jon Joard
December 20, 2025 at 10:09 PM
grap into a grim jim
day 19: grim jim
December 20, 2025 at 9:36 PM
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Julee Cruise Floating Into The Night : 438s
December 20, 2025 at 8:01 PM
i come up with spoonerisms at the hop of a drat
December 19, 2025 at 6:22 AM
if people “hate us” so much how come i went on a fun date last week with another tlady and several handsome young men rode past us on bicycles and BLEW KISSES AT US WHILE DOING WHEELIES???
December 19, 2025 at 6:15 AM
i keep thinking about wake up dead man i think i will watch it again
December 19, 2025 at 3:57 AM