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Pander Sera
I am Mom
November 11, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Jarmell Gurky says it's OK
November 10, 2025 at 11:32 PM
hummingbird video doing 𝒏𝒖𝒎𝒃𝒆𝒓𝒔 on tiktok
November 10, 2025 at 9:39 PM
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Thomas Blackshear, Goliath Surveys His Domain, 1994
November 10, 2025 at 5:20 PM
well well well, if it isn't the most beautiful person in the whole wide world,
November 9, 2025 at 11:22 PM
reading all the zohran signs as teenage mutant ninja turtles
November 9, 2025 at 6:28 AM
parents freed a hummingbird from a skylight with a coleus flower attached to a pole
November 9, 2025 at 12:05 AM
probably should just make this a Pluribus fan account
November 8, 2025 at 11:02 PM
P L U R I B U S
November 8, 2025 at 10:04 PM
praying that random extra hour that just appeared in my GPS ETA goes away by the time i get out of the shower
November 7, 2025 at 11:27 PM
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I think the variety is what gets me the most. It's not just "another" Spider-Man chair every day. It's another chair that is unlike any of the ones we've already seen. Why are there so many kinds of chairs? How many ways have we invented to sit? let alone sit on Spider-Man
November 7, 2025 at 8:33 PM
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It's not that any one chair is particularly funny or incredible. It's that you see fifteen or twenty of these chairs, and start thinking, "But surely this account will run out soon. There can only be so much variety in the world of Spider-Man chairs."

But sure enough, we see a new chair every day.
November 7, 2025 at 8:33 PM
actually VERY fit to make music and I've been working on really exciting new music this month lol why didn't I delete this yesterday, I guess the second one still rings true
honestly unfit to make music or post online yet i insist on both
November 7, 2025 at 7:49 PM
there’s an idea in metaphysics that if you are passionate about creating something, it automatically has a built-in audience somewhere like how a coin cannot only have 1 side and i am proud to test that every day
honestly unfit to make music or post online yet i insist on both
November 7, 2025 at 12:18 AM
honestly unfit to make music or post online yet i insist on both
November 7, 2025 at 12:11 AM
November 6, 2025 at 11:56 PM
the "tgirls playing the new Hades" rivers
just accidentally said "the tgirls and euphrates rivers"
November 6, 2025 at 11:46 PM
as a kid, Yorgos to many kinds of slumber parties but my friends were probably LANthimost
Yorgos Lanthimos? Surei'llgos, Saynthiless!
November 6, 2025 at 11:46 PM
it never really was
November 6, 2025 at 10:45 PM
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November 6, 2025 at 9:00 PM
penis björk be like "it's frot up to you"
November 6, 2025 at 2:14 AM
yes of COURSE you can be "a little delulu as a treat" what if I told you it was IMPERATIVE that we each explore the furthest DEPTHS of being "a little delulu"
November 6, 2025 at 1:51 AM
friends it is time to believe
November 5, 2025 at 6:11 PM
good news everyone
November 5, 2025 at 2:41 AM
dusk!
November 5, 2025 at 1:11 AM