Abby Denton
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Abby Denton thinks about Digimon whenever she is sad and you should too. Writer of the comic GAMER MOM and the sci-fi sitcom CYBER CAFE. Buny. Loves kissing her novia Marian Gonzalez, the finest actress in Los Angeles. Matthew 25:40.
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April 6, 2025 at 5:57 AM
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seeing marge with piccolo's cape reminded me that last year i answered the big question plaguing my generation:
would mavis beacon in the piccolo fit go hard?
the answer: yes.
would mavis beacon in the piccolo fit go hard?
the answer: yes.
November 2, 2025 at 8:59 PM
seeing marge with piccolo's cape reminded me that last year i answered the big question plaguing my generation:
would mavis beacon in the piccolo fit go hard?
the answer: yes.
would mavis beacon in the piccolo fit go hard?
the answer: yes.
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counterpoint: mahjong could fix you
as the husband of a mahjong addict, dudes need to identify an activity that can be done relatively easily in groups with minimal financial commitment so they can get out of the house for 2-3 hours on a school night, have two beers, and shoot the shit with their buddies.
It won't be mahjong tho.
It won't be mahjong tho.
This is excellent, and great fun to read. www.newyorker.com/culture/the-...
November 10, 2025 at 11:01 PM
counterpoint: mahjong could fix you
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furfest gump? much to think about.
November 10, 2025 at 10:09 PM
furfest gump? much to think about.
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We have been blessed with high resolution Robbit.
November 10, 2025 at 9:49 PM
We have been blessed with high resolution Robbit.
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But you don't got no toe beans Lieutenant Dan
November 10, 2025 at 7:49 PM
But you don't got no toe beans Lieutenant Dan
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Sorry sorry that's my burner I forgot I was logged in to it
November 10, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Sorry sorry that's my burner I forgot I was logged in to it
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This 2003 Gamefaqs guide for Illbleed has A Lot going on
November 10, 2025 at 7:08 PM
This 2003 Gamefaqs guide for Illbleed has A Lot going on
Sending a basket of fruit to the boys in marketing. Finally, the work of Abby Denton Extruded Comedy-Like Product LLC has begun to reach its intended target demographic.
November 10, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Sending a basket of fruit to the boys in marketing. Finally, the work of Abby Denton Extruded Comedy-Like Product LLC has begun to reach its intended target demographic.
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"¡Chinga la migra!" I say to the customers with a smile as I ring out their orders. "¡Chinga la migra!" I wave to the birds on the telephone wires. "¡Chinga la migra!" I curtsy as I pass the humble apple seller on the street corner.
November 9, 2025 at 5:05 PM
"¡Chinga la migra!" I say to the customers with a smile as I ring out their orders. "¡Chinga la migra!" I wave to the birds on the telephone wires. "¡Chinga la migra!" I curtsy as I pass the humble apple seller on the street corner.
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Also BB can stand for “Blonde Bimbo” and “Abby” has two bs in it. COINCIDENCE?
November 10, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Also BB can stand for “Blonde Bimbo” and “Abby” has two bs in it. COINCIDENCE?
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Wearing sunglasses: B)
Bunny: :B
Bunny wearing sunglasses: BB
Bunny: :B
Bunny wearing sunglasses: BB
November 10, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Wearing sunglasses: B)
Bunny: :B
Bunny wearing sunglasses: BB
Bunny: :B
Bunny wearing sunglasses: BB
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Convertible halloween/ christmas decorations, ™ ™ ™
November 10, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Convertible halloween/ christmas decorations, ™ ™ ™
Mantra: I am a good bunny. I am a good bunny. I am in control of my life and my actions. I can control what I do, and I choose to be a good bunny. I am not powerless. I control the domain that is myself. Whatever disasters happen in the world are John Fetterman's fault.
November 10, 2025 at 6:07 AM
Mantra: I am a good bunny. I am a good bunny. I am in control of my life and my actions. I can control what I do, and I choose to be a good bunny. I am not powerless. I control the domain that is myself. Whatever disasters happen in the world are John Fetterman's fault.
Actually similar instinct to what I feel when someone calls another blonde a dumb bimbo. "Hey," I think, puffing up my cheeks. "I'm, like, way dumberer!"
Democrats there, hearing that Donald Trump has hit a historic peak of being hated by the nation, and feeling a twinge of competitive instinct for the first time in years. "Hey," they wailed. "We can suck too."
November 10, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Actually similar instinct to what I feel when someone calls another blonde a dumb bimbo. "Hey," I think, puffing up my cheeks. "I'm, like, way dumberer!"
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CONNIE: They killed him, Whit! Just for believing in God! I don’t know what to do... I’m so scared.
WHIT: God calls us to serve him at unexpected times and in unexpected ways. When our government fails us, sometimes it’s our responsibility to fight back. Have you ever handled a semiautomatic weapon?
WHIT: God calls us to serve him at unexpected times and in unexpected ways. When our government fails us, sometimes it’s our responsibility to fight back. Have you ever handled a semiautomatic weapon?
November 10, 2025 at 2:49 AM
CONNIE: They killed him, Whit! Just for believing in God! I don’t know what to do... I’m so scared.
WHIT: God calls us to serve him at unexpected times and in unexpected ways. When our government fails us, sometimes it’s our responsibility to fight back. Have you ever handled a semiautomatic weapon?
WHIT: God calls us to serve him at unexpected times and in unexpected ways. When our government fails us, sometimes it’s our responsibility to fight back. Have you ever handled a semiautomatic weapon?
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[through gritted teeth, visibly trembling] I must strive to maintain a sense of whimsy
November 10, 2025 at 2:02 AM
[through gritted teeth, visibly trembling] I must strive to maintain a sense of whimsy
Democrats there, hearing that Donald Trump has hit a historic peak of being hated by the nation, and feeling a twinge of competitive instinct for the first time in years. "Hey," they wailed. "We can suck too."
November 10, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Democrats there, hearing that Donald Trump has hit a historic peak of being hated by the nation, and feeling a twinge of competitive instinct for the first time in years. "Hey," they wailed. "We can suck too."
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agreeing to make a terrible deal while your main opponent is quite literally being boo'd on live tv by an entire stadium of people is the kind of political instinct you'd normally only find in a 3 week old dead goldfish
November 10, 2025 at 12:36 AM
agreeing to make a terrible deal while your main opponent is quite literally being boo'd on live tv by an entire stadium of people is the kind of political instinct you'd normally only find in a 3 week old dead goldfish
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i do not care about "the future of the democratic party" as discussed by professional-class bozos who cannot see beyond their next client. i care about not living under a military occupation that is disappearing my neighbors
November 9, 2025 at 11:52 PM
i do not care about "the future of the democratic party" as discussed by professional-class bozos who cannot see beyond their next client. i care about not living under a military occupation that is disappearing my neighbors
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seems like the easier solution is to give everyone free healthcare and pay for it by like buying 17 less missiles or taxing 53 dudes 1.8 percent more
November 10, 2025 at 12:38 AM
seems like the easier solution is to give everyone free healthcare and pay for it by like buying 17 less missiles or taxing 53 dudes 1.8 percent more