Abby Denton (CPR Certified)
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Abby Denton (CPR Certified)
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Abby Denton thinks about Digimon whenever she is sad and you should too. Writer of the comic GAMER MOM and the sci-fi sitcom CYBER CAFE. Buny. Loves kissing her novia Marian Gonzalez, the finest actress in Los Angeles. Matthew 25:40.
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Kickstarter's backend confuses me, but I think - THINK - that this is where you should go to fill out your address for issues of Gamer Mom. If you missed picking up the comic while we were raising funds, we've also opened up for a few last-minute orders as well!
www.kickstarter.com/projects/abb...
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Oh you BETTER believe I'm gonna get into Mexican Digimon
February 11, 2026 at 7:38 AM
Frankelda rules. Only watching the show atm but very excited for the movie.
February 11, 2026 at 6:59 AM
Watching Frankelda (the show) and loving it
February 11, 2026 at 6:45 AM
Princess and the Frog holds up!! I get why people were disappointed in this movie as a work of capital-A Activism but even the weird firefly didn't annoy me as much as I remember him doing when I was a dumb kid. The whole movie could have been about the trumpet-blowing alligator.
February 11, 2026 at 5:32 AM
Yo busqué las carreteras por el pueblo de Escondido, pero no lo pudé descubrir.
February 11, 2026 at 5:17 AM
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sorry i missed the virtual meeting on discord, liz. i got hit with the id verification that happens when the app detects youre young
February 10, 2026 at 7:51 PM
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Make Art (1/4)
February 10, 2026 at 12:48 PM
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I like the Archie Harry Potter where he and his chums ride through time and space in the mouth of Dame Maggie Smith's disembodied head.
February 10, 2026 at 6:57 PM
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imagining the subway product placement from the reboot show being delivered by colonel campbell www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQYw...
Hawaii 5-0 Subway Product Placement
YouTube video by Ewhwlen
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February 10, 2026 at 6:36 PM
Pronouncing the five-o in Hawaii Five-O like "Hideo"
February 10, 2026 at 6:32 PM
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Oh! That's why they had Ron sleeping upside down in the movies! That was for the fans!
February 10, 2026 at 6:29 PM
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I prefer the Image Harry Potter run where Hermione becomes a cyborg and Ron mutates into a bat for some reason.
February 10, 2026 at 6:22 PM
A lot of people think it's silly to make an HBO adaptation of Harry Potter so soon after the movie series ended, as if just to funnel money toward JK Rowling, but crucially, where the films were lighthearted and comedic, the HBO series follows the continuity and tone of the original Mirage comics
February 10, 2026 at 6:17 PM
Packing my girlfriend's lunch for work because I am the stone butch who wears the pants in our relationship 😎 yes that is the official Paris Hilton branded lunchbox, her kitchenware collection is a must-buy
February 10, 2026 at 6:00 PM
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Age verification?
Tom was here before the river and the trees; Tom remembers the first raindrop and the first acorn. He knew the dark under the stars when it was fearless – before the Dark Lord came from Outside.
February 10, 2026 at 5:27 PM
It's bonkers to me that there aren't more shiisa/lion dog/foo dog plushies in the world. They're my babies and I want to slumper atop a bed of them
February 10, 2026 at 5:37 PM
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they’re doing this to me tomorrow
February 10, 2026 at 3:11 PM
I love the Animorphs
Whale evolution makes me uncomfortable
February 10, 2026 at 4:08 PM
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昔描いた長身ナヒーダ(?)
February 10, 2026 at 11:53 AM
Playing video games en español to practice my language skilled has exposed me to the relatively obscure word "chalado" for "crazy." Las Tortugas Ninja son algunos chelonios chelados.
February 10, 2026 at 6:37 AM
Age verification? I don't even like Discord, which should prove I'm old enough to use it
February 10, 2026 at 5:58 AM
Scanning records for Bill Potts. Bill Potts. Bill... Potts. Bill Potts. Bill... Potts? Bill Potts.
February 10, 2026 at 3:59 AM
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some things are actually getting worse here.
February 9, 2026 at 8:13 PM
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Well this has escalated
February 9, 2026 at 9:28 PM
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Here's my favourite youtube comment in ages

www.youtube.com/watch?v=_kLT...
February 9, 2026 at 9:04 PM