Art Decider
@thegonzalez.bsky.social
Theater Actress•Arm-Wrestler•Puppeteer•Voice Over
Actual Martian Princess•Just some coyote
It's-It
"...talent on loan from God." - Abby Denton (she's talking about how good I am at smoochin'.)
Actual Martian Princess•Just some coyote
It's-It
"...talent on loan from God." - Abby Denton (she's talking about how good I am at smoochin'.)
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@thegonzalez.bsky.social
· Aug 28
Getting laid off this week, pals.
If you, or someone you know need someone with eight years of working with kids in a museum setting, and hell of clerical experience, let me know.
If you, or someone you know need someone with eight years of working with kids in a museum setting, and hell of clerical experience, let me know.
Let's say you want to get something nice for your now granddaughter and you heard something about how she's into cuddly sharks.
February 5, 2026 at 4:57 AM
Let's say you want to get something nice for your now granddaughter and you heard something about how she's into cuddly sharks.
Angels and ministers of grace defend us!
February 5, 2026 at 2:30 AM
Angels and ministers of grace defend us!
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So just sit right back
Don't have a heart attack
Or a stroke
(alt text: Steven Banks, of The Steven Banks Show, is doing his take on the "Subterranean Homesick Blues" poster board signs thing, while a family looks on in concern.)
Don't have a heart attack
Or a stroke
(alt text: Steven Banks, of The Steven Banks Show, is doing his take on the "Subterranean Homesick Blues" poster board signs thing, while a family looks on in concern.)
February 5, 2026 at 1:08 AM
So just sit right back
Don't have a heart attack
Or a stroke
(alt text: Steven Banks, of The Steven Banks Show, is doing his take on the "Subterranean Homesick Blues" poster board signs thing, while a family looks on in concern.)
Don't have a heart attack
Or a stroke
(alt text: Steven Banks, of The Steven Banks Show, is doing his take on the "Subterranean Homesick Blues" poster board signs thing, while a family looks on in concern.)
My cross to bear.
February 4, 2026 at 8:57 PM
My cross to bear.
I'm bothered that both halves of FlipTop's face are the evil half.
February 4, 2026 at 6:46 PM
I'm bothered that both halves of FlipTop's face are the evil half.
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Alex Temple bought me dinner when I was in AZ! Alex rules go listen to her compositions~~ @blurry-line.bsky.social
February 4, 2026 at 6:06 PM
Alex Temple bought me dinner when I was in AZ! Alex rules go listen to her compositions~~ @blurry-line.bsky.social
When I; a vegan, make my girlfriend eggs florentine.
February 4, 2026 at 5:38 PM
When I; a vegan, make my girlfriend eggs florentine.
Might you be thinking of The Big Bopper?
February 4, 2026 at 5:25 PM
Might you be thinking of The Big Bopper?
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Jim Steinman was a guy who knew what he was about artistically* and leaned alllll the way into it
* making some off the highest risk/reward karaoke jams of all time
* making some off the highest risk/reward karaoke jams of all time
February 4, 2026 at 5:08 PM
Jim Steinman was a guy who knew what he was about artistically* and leaned alllll the way into it
* making some off the highest risk/reward karaoke jams of all time
* making some off the highest risk/reward karaoke jams of all time
Hell Hour has concluded.
February 4, 2026 at 5:12 PM
Hell Hour has concluded.
That guy? Artie Lange.
That other guy? Art Carney.
That other guy? Art Carney.
February 4, 2026 at 5:02 PM
That guy? Artie Lange.
That other guy? Art Carney.
That other guy? Art Carney.
The expression on Linehan's face is all the reminder I need that fascism makes you miserable and sad.
February 4, 2026 at 4:58 PM
The expression on Linehan's face is all the reminder I need that fascism makes you miserable and sad.
Does he intentionally buy clothes that don't fit, or is he just shaped like that.
February 4, 2026 at 4:56 PM
Does he intentionally buy clothes that don't fit, or is he just shaped like that.
Fuck it. I'll be the Art Decider.
February 4, 2026 at 4:52 PM
Fuck it. I'll be the Art Decider.
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An account you control, @PagliacciDaClown, has been suspended for the following post: "Who up doing clown shit, lmao? I'm thinking about ending my own life."
Our moderation policies aim to encourage healthy discourse. For an example of a user we think exemplifies this spirit, see @PagliacciDaClown
Our moderation policies aim to encourage healthy discourse. For an example of a user we think exemplifies this spirit, see @PagliacciDaClown
February 4, 2026 at 4:36 PM
An account you control, @PagliacciDaClown, has been suspended for the following post: "Who up doing clown shit, lmao? I'm thinking about ending my own life."
Our moderation policies aim to encourage healthy discourse. For an example of a user we think exemplifies this spirit, see @PagliacciDaClown
Our moderation policies aim to encourage healthy discourse. For an example of a user we think exemplifies this spirit, see @PagliacciDaClown
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happy black history month to Ken sample, thank u for inventing the fursona.
February 3, 2026 at 9:46 PM
happy black history month to Ken sample, thank u for inventing the fursona.
All this reifies that you need to be wary of anyone who calls it the "pum-pum."
February 4, 2026 at 12:20 AM
All this reifies that you need to be wary of anyone who calls it the "pum-pum."
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Supporter sketch request reward! This person asked for a bear eating a big piece of cheese. He ended up turning French over the course of the drawing. Or perhaps he's playing tourist in France? Or dreaming of one day visiting France?
February 2, 2026 at 9:45 PM
Supporter sketch request reward! This person asked for a bear eating a big piece of cheese. He ended up turning French over the course of the drawing. Or perhaps he's playing tourist in France? Or dreaming of one day visiting France?
The fuzzed up gotta eat. Thank you for helping.
February 3, 2026 at 3:15 AM
The fuzzed up gotta eat. Thank you for helping.