La Firuláis ΘΔ
@thegonzalez.bsky.social
Theater Actress•Arm-Wrestler•Puppeteer•Voice Over
Actual Martian Princess•Just some coyote
It's-It
"...talent on loan from God." - Abby Denton (she's talking about how good I am at smoochin'.)
Actual Martian Princess•Just some coyote
It's-It
"...talent on loan from God." - Abby Denton (she's talking about how good I am at smoochin'.)
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La Firuláis ΘΔ
@thegonzalez.bsky.social
· Aug 28
Getting laid off this week, pals.
If you, or someone you know need someone with eight years of working with kids in a museum setting, and hell of clerical experience, let me know.
If you, or someone you know need someone with eight years of working with kids in a museum setting, and hell of clerical experience, let me know.
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MI novia y yo somos tan extrañas. Somos personas animals. Somos furries. Soy una conejita y mi novia se identifica como una coyote. Si, es peligroso. Pos, una Coyote. Pos. Pos, es un trabajo seguro en esta pais.
November 19, 2025 at 3:35 AM
MI novia y yo somos tan extrañas. Somos personas animals. Somos furries. Soy una conejita y mi novia se identifica como una coyote. Si, es peligroso. Pos, una Coyote. Pos. Pos, es un trabajo seguro en esta pais.
My girlfriend is doing a stand up set entirely in Spanish tonight; a language she is not fluent in. She is braver, funnier, and has better tits than the troops.
November 19, 2025 at 2:38 AM
My girlfriend is doing a stand up set entirely in Spanish tonight; a language she is not fluent in. She is braver, funnier, and has better tits than the troops.
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Shout out to Tanner and Virgil for helping me bring it down this far. If any of y'all can help even a bit, I would appreciate it. I don't get paid soon enough to prevent an overcharge fee.
November 18, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Shout out to Tanner and Virgil for helping me bring it down this far. If any of y'all can help even a bit, I would appreciate it. I don't get paid soon enough to prevent an overcharge fee.
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A friend of mine, a disabled trans woman, was detained by ICE in Charlotte yesterday. If you have anything to spare, please do.
chuffed.org/project/1462...
chuffed.org/project/1462...
FREE LILLY FUCK ICE
This page is now being used to raise funds for Lilly's legal fees. Longer update to come
chuffed.org
November 18, 2025 at 4:34 PM
A friend of mine, a disabled trans woman, was detained by ICE in Charlotte yesterday. If you have anything to spare, please do.
chuffed.org/project/1462...
chuffed.org/project/1462...
I voted for Nanerpuss in 2000, man. I don't know.
November 18, 2025 at 4:07 AM
I voted for Nanerpuss in 2000, man. I don't know.
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This is among the numerous reasons why we need to celebrate artists and art -
Delightful nonsense, lovingly crafted, infused with an organic absurdity inspired by human curiosity.
We’re all ridiculous creatures, and in art, we are seen.
Delightful nonsense, lovingly crafted, infused with an organic absurdity inspired by human curiosity.
We’re all ridiculous creatures, and in art, we are seen.
One time I spent five minutes at lunch drawing a reverse centaur and it became one of my most retweeted pieces of art. I resented that so I deleted it but now it can be free again because not enough people follow me on here for it to go big
November 17, 2025 at 7:55 PM
This is among the numerous reasons why we need to celebrate artists and art -
Delightful nonsense, lovingly crafted, infused with an organic absurdity inspired by human curiosity.
We’re all ridiculous creatures, and in art, we are seen.
Delightful nonsense, lovingly crafted, infused with an organic absurdity inspired by human curiosity.
We’re all ridiculous creatures, and in art, we are seen.
I salute her; and long may she wave, but the trans pride flag is incredibly goofy.
I can say this because I love the stupid thing. I have a giant, sun-faded one in my living room window.
I can say this because I love the stupid thing. I have a giant, sun-faded one in my living room window.
November 17, 2025 at 6:36 PM
I salute her; and long may she wave, but the trans pride flag is incredibly goofy.
I can say this because I love the stupid thing. I have a giant, sun-faded one in my living room window.
I can say this because I love the stupid thing. I have a giant, sun-faded one in my living room window.
Monster Energy already makes drinks for girls. An ex used the cans to make a trans pride flag.
November 17, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Monster Energy already makes drinks for girls. An ex used the cans to make a trans pride flag.
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My girlfriend (47, dog) just pronounced comic sans "comic saaaahhhhns" and insists that this is the correct pronunciation. Am I allowed to just say, "What do you know? Dogs can't read."
November 17, 2025 at 5:14 PM
My girlfriend (47, dog) just pronounced comic sans "comic saaaahhhhns" and insists that this is the correct pronunciation. Am I allowed to just say, "What do you know? Dogs can't read."
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First footage of Link and Zelda in The Legend of Zelda live-action movie released
November 17, 2025 at 3:18 PM
First footage of Link and Zelda in The Legend of Zelda live-action movie released
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there are four kinds of lesbian:
- corn & wheat chex
- rye chip
- squiggle breadstick
- round & square pretzel
- corn & wheat chex
- rye chip
- squiggle breadstick
- round & square pretzel
November 17, 2025 at 1:29 AM
there are four kinds of lesbian:
- corn & wheat chex
- rye chip
- squiggle breadstick
- round & square pretzel
- corn & wheat chex
- rye chip
- squiggle breadstick
- round & square pretzel
The Dennis Duffy "Hey, dummy!" should've caught on.
November 17, 2025 at 12:50 AM
The Dennis Duffy "Hey, dummy!" should've caught on.
The incredibly stacked cast of Bartok the Magnificent.
November 16, 2025 at 9:07 PM
The incredibly stacked cast of Bartok the Magnificent.
Sensei Sergio is the sensational character find of 2025.
November 16, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Sensei Sergio is the sensational character find of 2025.
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remember when charlize theron played megyn kelly in a movie directed by the same guy who did meet the parents and we were asked to call that feminism
November 16, 2025 at 2:29 AM
remember when charlize theron played megyn kelly in a movie directed by the same guy who did meet the parents and we were asked to call that feminism
I'm a full-size sedan. 😤
My girlfriend is a beautiful classic midsize dog from the late 70s
November 16, 2025 at 3:42 PM
I'm a full-size sedan. 😤
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one of my fave parts in One Battle After Another that i never see ppl talk about and cracked me up so bad in the theater cus it reminded me so much of my moms side of the family is when Sergio keeps stopping to introduce Bob to his family in the middle of the raid
November 15, 2025 at 7:53 AM
one of my fave parts in One Battle After Another that i never see ppl talk about and cracked me up so bad in the theater cus it reminded me so much of my moms side of the family is when Sergio keeps stopping to introduce Bob to his family in the middle of the raid
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While there's no doubt Julie Taymor swung for the fences with SPIDER-MAN: TURN OFF THE DARK, I remain fascinated by what an incredible amalgam of bizarre choices it wound up being against what general audiences would expect from a Spider-Man musical. It plays as both fever dream & comedy sketch.
November 16, 2025 at 8:23 AM
While there's no doubt Julie Taymor swung for the fences with SPIDER-MAN: TURN OFF THE DARK, I remain fascinated by what an incredible amalgam of bizarre choices it wound up being against what general audiences would expect from a Spider-Man musical. It plays as both fever dream & comedy sketch.
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I like how full text search of every book and human thought ever was a SOLVED PROBLEM in 2001, and now dicks at search engines and my own phone – a piece of silicon faster to respond than God was ever imagined in scripture – prevent it from working, _as a retroactive infantilizing design choice_.
November 14, 2025 at 12:42 AM
I like how full text search of every book and human thought ever was a SOLVED PROBLEM in 2001, and now dicks at search engines and my own phone – a piece of silicon faster to respond than God was ever imagined in scripture – prevent it from working, _as a retroactive infantilizing design choice_.
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From this minister's op-ed: "People wanting to experience God are more likely to meet the Divine trying to shut down the Broadview, Illinois, ICE facility than we ever were in church...God does not live in our houses of worship, but...with those who are bearing the brunt of cruelty in this moment."
Oh wow @reuters.com got the photo here:
November 14, 2025 at 9:38 PM
From this minister's op-ed: "People wanting to experience God are more likely to meet the Divine trying to shut down the Broadview, Illinois, ICE facility than we ever were in church...God does not live in our houses of worship, but...with those who are bearing the brunt of cruelty in this moment."
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For more on Rev. Woolf, who appears to have been arrested today: he published an editorial with @rns.org literally this week titled “Why clergy should risk assault to protest ICE” —> religionnews.com/2025/11/13/w...
November 14, 2025 at 5:25 PM
For more on Rev. Woolf, who appears to have been arrested today: he published an editorial with @rns.org literally this week titled “Why clergy should risk assault to protest ICE” —> religionnews.com/2025/11/13/w...
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[Happy 86th birthday to solar eclipse photographer and composer Wendy Carlos, known for "Switched-On Bach," A CLOCKWORK ORANGE, THE SHINING, TRON, and “Peter and the Wolf” with Weird Al Yankovic. Listen to “Switched-On Bach” below.]
archive.org/details/wend...
archive.org/details/wend...
November 14, 2025 at 5:33 PM
[Happy 86th birthday to solar eclipse photographer and composer Wendy Carlos, known for "Switched-On Bach," A CLOCKWORK ORANGE, THE SHINING, TRON, and “Peter and the Wolf” with Weird Al Yankovic. Listen to “Switched-On Bach” below.]
archive.org/details/wend...
archive.org/details/wend...
I don't know from banned, but I once caught a 9 or-so-day suspension for calling Meghan McCain a stupid cunt.
And I've caught about four 72 hour suspensions for telling people that "I hope they get eaten alive by a horse." Inciting violence.
And I've caught about four 72 hour suspensions for telling people that "I hope they get eaten alive by a horse." Inciting violence.
November 14, 2025 at 7:02 PM
I don't know from banned, but I once caught a 9 or-so-day suspension for calling Meghan McCain a stupid cunt.
And I've caught about four 72 hour suspensions for telling people that "I hope they get eaten alive by a horse." Inciting violence.
And I've caught about four 72 hour suspensions for telling people that "I hope they get eaten alive by a horse." Inciting violence.