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"...talent on loan from God." - Abby Denton (she's talking about how good I am at smoochin'.)
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Getting laid off this week, pals.

If you, or someone you know need someone with eight years of working with kids in a museum setting, and hell of clerical experience, let me know.
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Alex Temple bought me dinner when I was in AZ! Alex rules go listen to her compositions~~ @blurry-line.bsky.social
February 4, 2026 at 6:06 PM
When I; a vegan, make my girlfriend eggs florentine.
February 4, 2026 at 5:38 PM
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Jim Steinman was a guy who knew what he was about artistically* and leaned alllll the way into it

* making some off the highest risk/reward karaoke jams of all time
February 4, 2026 at 5:08 PM
Does he intentionally buy clothes that don't fit, or is he just shaped like that.
lmao look who's testifying in congress today
February 4, 2026 at 4:56 PM
Fuck it. I'll be the Art Decider.
February 4, 2026 at 4:52 PM
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An account you control, @PagliacciDaClown, has been suspended for the following post: "Who up doing clown shit, lmao? I'm thinking about ending my own life."

Our moderation policies aim to encourage healthy discourse. For an example of a user we think exemplifies this spirit, see @PagliacciDaClown
February 4, 2026 at 4:36 PM
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happy black history month to Ken sample, thank u for inventing the fursona.
February 3, 2026 at 9:46 PM
All this reifies that you need to be wary of anyone who calls it the "pum-pum."
February 4, 2026 at 12:20 AM
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February 3, 2026 at 3:52 PM
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Supporter sketch request reward! This person asked for a bear eating a big piece of cheese. He ended up turning French over the course of the drawing. Or perhaps he's playing tourist in France? Or dreaming of one day visiting France?
February 2, 2026 at 9:45 PM
I've had a vegan kitchen for a few years, when did these guys start branching out?
February 3, 2026 at 3:06 AM
This is clearly one of the Kentucky Goblins from the 1955 incident.
"The Last Baby Will Be Born in 2012 and, Worse, He'll Look Like This."

A 1913 news article suggested that a decline in birth rates and social changes, such as women entering the workforce and fewer people marrying, would lead to a "neuter type" of human and eventually, the end of the human race.
February 3, 2026 at 1:53 AM
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One of my favorite jokes of all time is "Adolph Hitler Commits Suicide" being a tiny headline under the banner story about a hare-vs-tortoise race ... in 1943, two years before Hitler committed suicide. He was alive and well when the Warner Bros. cartoonists made this joke.
February 2, 2026 at 5:04 PM
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Supporter sketch request reward! Lilo, from "Lilo & Stitch"!
February 2, 2026 at 8:52 PM
Had to tell a kindergartener that I was already an old woman when the original magics were written and his powers do not work on me.
February 2, 2026 at 11:30 PM
Casting Lupita Nyong'o as the most beautiful woman in the world was a no-brainer because she's Mexican.
February 2, 2026 at 7:41 PM
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one of the greatest pieces of art created by humans
What's Opera, Doc? (1957, Directed by Chuck Jones, Animation by Ken Harris, Abe Levitow, Richard Thompson)
February 2, 2026 at 5:59 PM
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Rita is what you’d get if Streets of Rage and Altered Beast had a baby 👊💥🐺
October 12, 2025 at 3:01 PM
In the US we call it Gas which is short for Gasoline (the fuel that goes in cars), but in the UK it's called Petrol. Is that short for Petroleum, the stuff that Gasoline, tar and plastic is made of?
February 2, 2026 at 5:56 PM
Can you imagine a world where strike breaker Barack Obama had the kind of fortitude where he might have told Trump to fuck off with all the birth certificate shit?
February 2, 2026 at 5:21 PM
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Okey. Just want to make sure I have it right.

Paul leads,
Ringo does machines,
John is cool, but rude,
and George,
is a party dude.
August 22, 2023 at 2:58 AM
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REGARDLESS OF THE ACTUAL QUALITY OF THE PRODUCT, THE BEST TOILET BOWL CLEANER WAS TOILET DUCK. THE COMMERCIAL FEATURED A REAL DUCK WEARING A HELMET DRIVING A TANK, ALBERT. THE DUCK WOULD YELL, AND FIRE THE TANK GUN AT THE TOILET.

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I saw this and initially thought you were talking about Gordon Cole and was excited you'd gotten into Twin Peaks
July 24, 2025 at 6:31 PM
It's not a question of if, but how much in re: smut written about the Archery Guy, the Meteor Hammer Guy, the Whip Guy, and the Sword Twinks from youtube kissing each other.
February 2, 2026 at 1:01 AM
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Do you like and subscribe to the videos of Cutter Sane?
February 2, 2026 at 12:36 AM
Before TIME'S Trans Tipping Point when we were less visible, some things were easier.
Idk if trans kids these days know this but back in my day you could just walk into a RadioShack and walk out with one of these puppies
February 1, 2026 at 11:54 PM