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@thegonzalez.bsky.social
Theater Actress•Arm-Wrestler•Puppeteer•Voice Over
Actual Martian Princess•Just some coyote
It's-It
"...talent on loan from God." - Abby Denton (she's talking about how good I am at smoochin'.)
Actual Martian Princess•Just some coyote
It's-It
"...talent on loan from God." - Abby Denton (she's talking about how good I am at smoochin'.)
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@thegonzalez.bsky.social
· Aug 28
Getting laid off this week, pals.
If you, or someone you know need someone with eight years of working with kids in a museum setting, and hell of clerical experience, let me know.
If you, or someone you know need someone with eight years of working with kids in a museum setting, and hell of clerical experience, let me know.
Loot that drops when you defeat me? Darling, you have no chance.
February 7, 2026 at 5:01 PM
Loot that drops when you defeat me? Darling, you have no chance.
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The Reluctant Bride, by Auguste Toulmouche, 1866
February 7, 2026 at 4:26 PM
The Reluctant Bride, by Auguste Toulmouche, 1866
They've blocked off some of the parking in front of my building so they can install a new AC unit.
So I get to watch a crane up close today.
So I get to watch a crane up close today.
February 7, 2026 at 3:29 PM
They've blocked off some of the parking in front of my building so they can install a new AC unit.
So I get to watch a crane up close today.
So I get to watch a crane up close today.
The thing about Renfield (Chris McKay, 2023) is that both of the leads are played by guys called Nicholas.
February 7, 2026 at 4:54 AM
The thing about Renfield (Chris McKay, 2023) is that both of the leads are played by guys called Nicholas.
The Drake pointing meme, but he's recoiling in disgust from a bodega cat and smiling warmly at a bookstore cat.
February 7, 2026 at 3:26 AM
The Drake pointing meme, but he's recoiling in disgust from a bodega cat and smiling warmly at a bookstore cat.
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Guile... Guinan... Guilenan
February 6, 2026 at 9:15 PM
Guile... Guinan... Guilenan
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Don't ask me why, but the cap reminded me of this x'D
February 6, 2026 at 7:58 PM
Don't ask me why, but the cap reminded me of this x'D
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When I've talked about kinds of Stormtroopers and TIE fighters too long.
February 6, 2026 at 5:17 PM
When I've talked about kinds of Stormtroopers and TIE fighters too long.
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🟠you ever think about how Monster Squad has one of the best on screen Mummys of all time and they do basically nothing with it?
February 6, 2026 at 4:19 PM
🟠you ever think about how Monster Squad has one of the best on screen Mummys of all time and they do basically nothing with it?
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This extremely rules
February 6, 2026 at 3:16 PM
This extremely rules
What if we've been misinterpreting the lyrics to I Saw Her Standing There and when Paul said "She was just seventeen, you know what I mean" he was referring to her height? This enormous woman whose unearthly wail he attempted to mimic during the chorus.
February 6, 2026 at 3:54 PM
What if we've been misinterpreting the lyrics to I Saw Her Standing There and when Paul said "She was just seventeen, you know what I mean" he was referring to her height? This enormous woman whose unearthly wail he attempted to mimic during the chorus.
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I love my girlfriend a lot
February 6, 2026 at 7:02 AM
I love my girlfriend a lot
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The public made noise for Liam Ramos and it got him released from Dilley.
Now we must make noise for 7 year old Diana Crespo.
Her parents were taking her for emergency medical care when ICE grabbed them, and she’s rotting in the camp sick and exposed to measles.
Get them out!
Now we must make noise for 7 year old Diana Crespo.
Her parents were taking her for emergency medical care when ICE grabbed them, and she’s rotting in the camp sick and exposed to measles.
Get them out!
February 6, 2026 at 12:08 AM
The public made noise for Liam Ramos and it got him released from Dilley.
Now we must make noise for 7 year old Diana Crespo.
Her parents were taking her for emergency medical care when ICE grabbed them, and she’s rotting in the camp sick and exposed to measles.
Get them out!
Now we must make noise for 7 year old Diana Crespo.
Her parents were taking her for emergency medical care when ICE grabbed them, and she’s rotting in the camp sick and exposed to measles.
Get them out!
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DVD taking the Bruno Antony role in a Supertrain riff on Strangers on a Train, and acing it.
February 5, 2026 at 6:00 PM
DVD taking the Bruno Antony role in a Supertrain riff on Strangers on a Train, and acing it.
The Daily Show really went downhill when they fired the TDS-8400 Laser Copier.
February 5, 2026 at 5:37 PM
The Daily Show really went downhill when they fired the TDS-8400 Laser Copier.
Let's say you want to get something nice for your now granddaughter and you heard something about how she's into cuddly sharks.
February 5, 2026 at 4:57 AM
Let's say you want to get something nice for your now granddaughter and you heard something about how she's into cuddly sharks.
Angels and ministers of grace defend us!
February 5, 2026 at 2:30 AM
Angels and ministers of grace defend us!
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So just sit right back
Don't have a heart attack
Or a stroke
(alt text: Steven Banks, of The Steven Banks Show, is doing his take on the "Subterranean Homesick Blues" poster board signs thing, while a family looks on in concern.)
Don't have a heart attack
Or a stroke
(alt text: Steven Banks, of The Steven Banks Show, is doing his take on the "Subterranean Homesick Blues" poster board signs thing, while a family looks on in concern.)
February 5, 2026 at 1:08 AM
So just sit right back
Don't have a heart attack
Or a stroke
(alt text: Steven Banks, of The Steven Banks Show, is doing his take on the "Subterranean Homesick Blues" poster board signs thing, while a family looks on in concern.)
Don't have a heart attack
Or a stroke
(alt text: Steven Banks, of The Steven Banks Show, is doing his take on the "Subterranean Homesick Blues" poster board signs thing, while a family looks on in concern.)
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Alex Temple bought me dinner when I was in AZ! Alex rules go listen to her compositions~~ @blurry-line.bsky.social
February 4, 2026 at 6:06 PM
Alex Temple bought me dinner when I was in AZ! Alex rules go listen to her compositions~~ @blurry-line.bsky.social
When I; a vegan, make my girlfriend eggs florentine.
February 4, 2026 at 5:38 PM
When I; a vegan, make my girlfriend eggs florentine.
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Jim Steinman was a guy who knew what he was about artistically* and leaned alllll the way into it
* making some off the highest risk/reward karaoke jams of all time
* making some off the highest risk/reward karaoke jams of all time
February 4, 2026 at 5:08 PM
Jim Steinman was a guy who knew what he was about artistically* and leaned alllll the way into it
* making some off the highest risk/reward karaoke jams of all time
* making some off the highest risk/reward karaoke jams of all time
Does he intentionally buy clothes that don't fit, or is he just shaped like that.
February 4, 2026 at 4:56 PM
Does he intentionally buy clothes that don't fit, or is he just shaped like that.