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La Firuláis ΘΔ
@thegonzalez.bsky.social
Theater Actress•Arm-Wrestler•Puppeteer•Voice Over
Actual Martian Princess•Just some coyote
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"...talent on loan from God." - Abby Denton (she's talking about how good I am at smoochin'.)
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Getting laid off this week, pals.

If you, or someone you know need someone with eight years of working with kids in a museum setting, and hell of clerical experience, let me know.
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I'm on the new episode of this :3 I had a lot of fun. Pat just DMed me to say that we cut about an hour of actionable threats of political violent. For this additional labor, my apologies
Reminder that I have a very funny, very cool X-Men podcast called Mutant Menace! We break down every goddamn issue of the comic book X-Men from 1966 onward.

We are currently in the early 1970's, where the X-Men are cancelled and only pop up in other books! Check it out!!
Mutant Menace Podcast
An X-Men podcast, where Matt Aukamp (Save Your Game, The Very Worst) and Pat Reber (The Very Worst) read the X-Men in chronological order talk about all the weird, funny, ridiculous, insightful, and i...
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November 20, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Taking a glossy stock photo of a fat cheeseburger to the bottom surgeon and asking him how close he can get.
November 26, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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Custom commissioned art is a gift not just to the person you got it for, but the world entire.
Society is a construct. You can just ask someone to do a ska cover of Faith of the Heart and they'll say "$300 please" and you give it to them and then you have it.

Everyone, give
@skatunenetwork.bsky.social
your money. They deserve it.
November 26, 2025 at 9:03 PM
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I've got many ready-made pieces of art for sale and ready to ship to you! Etsy.com/shop/JoJoSeames
November 26, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Look at how pretty my sweet is when she points at a cake! 🥰
I made a vegan carrot cake that people liked
November 26, 2025 at 5:41 AM
I'm not comfortable with Goofy knowing about the Age of Enlightenment, or even having enough reasoning to work towards a college degree. I feel he's to pure for that sort of life.
November 26, 2025 at 1:24 AM
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I love that Garry Chalk was in the ABC TV production of Bye Bye Birdie just one year before he played a robot monkey on Beast Wars. Vanessa Williams showed you and the other Shriners her butt on national teevee!! And now you are a heroic monkey!!
November 25, 2025 at 5:32 PM
When we saw One Battle After Another, I kept turning to my girlfriend and whispering "St. Nicholas of Myra would've strangled these men. He would have beaten them to death."
November 25, 2025 at 4:01 PM
You know the thing where you're responsible for a bunch of little kids and it's hard to wrangle them already, and one of them is a huge ham who's figured out she's funny and you can't let her know you think she's hilarious?
November 25, 2025 at 3:42 PM
There was this brief fad in California where office buildings were designed to resemble large Victorian houses. I like when people design things they enjoy looking at.

I imagine the guy who designed the Petersen Museum was having a fucking blast.
November 25, 2025 at 3:15 PM
The pharmacist giving me my shot last week kept dunking on her son: A real freak who likes getting shots and likes cybertrucks.

He's ten.
November 25, 2025 at 1:19 PM
"I like when you read lists to me. It feels like I'm dating Dan Aykroyd."

Oh my heart🥰
November 24, 2025 at 4:38 PM
The year I went vegetarian I did one last thanksgiving turkey.

I had by this point moved the bird from the baño maria thaw, and into the brine. I would monitor the temperature, and change the ice and brine until guests started arriving on the night.
November 24, 2025 at 1:58 AM
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November 23, 2025 at 11:36 AM
The 90s mostly sounded like Jazz Wolf and Sounds of Loons (with Relaxing Music).
November 23, 2025 at 4:26 PM
November 23, 2025 at 3:56 PM
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Saw this sick Rollerball diorama at the Scrap Exchange today.
November 22, 2025 at 10:37 PM
You cannot conceive of the self-satisfied, smug grin I got when I stood up to say "It's not a 'trans community,' it's a 'trans diaspora'." out loud to an empty apartment.
November 22, 2025 at 7:37 PM
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Happy anniversary to the Max Headroom incident, the greatest example of signal hijacking.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Max_Hea...
November 22, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Beating a 4th grader at chess while a third grader insists on misgendering me is the only way I should spend trans day of rememberance.
November 21, 2025 at 2:08 AM
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it's TDOR. Death To America. That's all
November 20, 2025 at 7:46 PM
A safer home

...for me to poop on.
November 20, 2025 at 6:52 PM
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November 20, 2025 at 4:26 PM