Art!
@punsultant.bsky.social
Pun contest host, former award-winning escape room owner, nervously queer, Star Trek, adhd, embroidery, intersectional feminist, etc 🖖🎺🇵🇸🦻🏻
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· Jul 11
Puns are the ska of comedy
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i just want to take a moment to appreciate that gary larson would come up with jokes like "what if mummy is cow, the end" and continues to live a life of unimpeachable integrity and is respected universally as an artist
first off: it is clear Sting is holding a copy of The Far Side Gallery 2 by Gary Larson, published in October of 1986. This narrows our search down to 603 Far Sides out of the over 4,000 cartoons that Gary Larson put out in his carreer.
February 17, 2026 at 8:21 PM
i just want to take a moment to appreciate that gary larson would come up with jokes like "what if mummy is cow, the end" and continues to live a life of unimpeachable integrity and is respected universally as an artist
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Minneapolis! Pundamonium returns to Club Underground tomorrow night! I've started to think of it as an emotional warming house, a place where we can all come and share a few moments of joy before heading out and getting back to work 💪
Doors at 7, puns at 8
punslam.com if you want to compete!
Doors at 7, puns at 8
punslam.com if you want to compete!
February 17, 2026 at 5:49 PM
Minneapolis! Pundamonium returns to Club Underground tomorrow night! I've started to think of it as an emotional warming house, a place where we can all come and share a few moments of joy before heading out and getting back to work 💪
Doors at 7, puns at 8
punslam.com if you want to compete!
Doors at 7, puns at 8
punslam.com if you want to compete!
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ICE agents are still out there this morning, photographing schools from unmarked vehicles and then quickly leaving after being confronted. Keep your heads up.
February 17, 2026 at 4:22 PM
ICE agents are still out there this morning, photographing schools from unmarked vehicles and then quickly leaving after being confronted. Keep your heads up.
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Laissez les Bon Temps Rouler!
Happy Mardi Gras from the…
Happy Mardi Gras from the…
March 4, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Laissez les Bon Temps Rouler!
Happy Mardi Gras from the…
Happy Mardi Gras from the…
Minneapolis! Pundamonium returns to Club Underground tomorrow night! I've started to think of it as an emotional warming house, a place where we can all come and share a few moments of joy before heading out and getting back to work 💪
Doors at 7, puns at 8
punslam.com if you want to compete!
Doors at 7, puns at 8
punslam.com if you want to compete!
February 17, 2026 at 5:49 PM
Minneapolis! Pundamonium returns to Club Underground tomorrow night! I've started to think of it as an emotional warming house, a place where we can all come and share a few moments of joy before heading out and getting back to work 💪
Doors at 7, puns at 8
punslam.com if you want to compete!
Doors at 7, puns at 8
punslam.com if you want to compete!
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Raising rent funds for a Minneapolis immigrant family in need to avoid eviction. Total need is $1400.
We keep us safe and housed 💛
V: @Ian-Coldwater
CA: $iancoldwater
PP: @coldwater
Every bit and share helps! Thank you!
We keep us safe and housed 💛
V: @Ian-Coldwater
CA: $iancoldwater
PP: @coldwater
Every bit and share helps! Thank you!
February 17, 2026 at 5:43 PM
Raising rent funds for a Minneapolis immigrant family in need to avoid eviction. Total need is $1400.
We keep us safe and housed 💛
V: @Ian-Coldwater
CA: $iancoldwater
PP: @coldwater
Every bit and share helps! Thank you!
We keep us safe and housed 💛
V: @Ian-Coldwater
CA: $iancoldwater
PP: @coldwater
Every bit and share helps! Thank you!
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In Wisconsin, your first DUI is a "civil infraction," i.e. traffic ticket. They literally give you one freebie before you start getting misdemeanors.
February 17, 2026 at 5:19 AM
In Wisconsin, your first DUI is a "civil infraction," i.e. traffic ticket. They literally give you one freebie before you start getting misdemeanors.
It’s not exactly relevant, but I love this dissonance of the term “cooperative wars”
February 17, 2026 at 5:00 AM
It’s not exactly relevant, but I love this dissonance of the term “cooperative wars”
I’m not Mister Saint Paul, but come spring I’ll grab my spray bottle and take on the title of Saint Paul Mister
Sure but who is Mister Saint Paul
February 17, 2026 at 4:41 AM
I’m not Mister Saint Paul, but come spring I’ll grab my spray bottle and take on the title of Saint Paul Mister
I wish so hard that I could have loved this season. It started so well but it broke my heart.
The third and final season of Star Trek Picard began 3 years ago today with "The Next Generation".
So this is the anniversary of the USS Titan-A!
So this is the anniversary of the USS Titan-A!
a space ship with a blue light on the front of it
ALT: a space ship with a blue light on the front of it
media.tenor.com
February 17, 2026 at 4:39 AM
I wish so hard that I could have loved this season. It started so well but it broke my heart.
A few months ago I was on an Amtrak train and I saw this emergency exit illustration. My closest guy friends said they saw nothing of note in this illustration, but as soon as I saw it I knew what I saw
February 17, 2026 at 4:31 AM
A few months ago I was on an Amtrak train and I saw this emergency exit illustration. My closest guy friends said they saw nothing of note in this illustration, but as soon as I saw it I knew what I saw
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given the existence of skeleton and luge, i postulate the existence of two other, yet to be discovered, winter olympic sports
February 16, 2026 at 7:08 PM
given the existence of skeleton and luge, i postulate the existence of two other, yet to be discovered, winter olympic sports
If you see this, post a photo from your device, no explanation
February 17, 2026 at 2:52 AM
If you see this, post a photo from your device, no explanation
Genuine question for my Spanish-speaking friends who also love Deep Space 9: how is “the Sisko is of Bajor” translated so it doesn’t just come across as “the Sisko is from Bajor”?
February 17, 2026 at 2:37 AM
Genuine question for my Spanish-speaking friends who also love Deep Space 9: how is “the Sisko is of Bajor” translated so it doesn’t just come across as “the Sisko is from Bajor”?
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Your regular reminder that what people look like, their hair is like, their clothes are like, is not the point.
We are here to call people to account for what they do and say. That is what matters.
We are here to fight for the dignity of every single human being.
Pursue justice justly.
We are here to call people to account for what they do and say. That is what matters.
We are here to fight for the dignity of every single human being.
Pursue justice justly.
February 17, 2026 at 1:54 AM
Your regular reminder that what people look like, their hair is like, their clothes are like, is not the point.
We are here to call people to account for what they do and say. That is what matters.
We are here to fight for the dignity of every single human being.
Pursue justice justly.
We are here to call people to account for what they do and say. That is what matters.
We are here to fight for the dignity of every single human being.
Pursue justice justly.
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GIVE THE #ANDREWSSISTERS THEIR MURAL IN #MINNEAPOLIS!!!! They have more #1 Hits than #Prince & #Elvis COMBINED!!! They were discovered at a talent contest in #Minneapolis at #TheOrpheum. Enough murals of men, give these groundbreaking women their flowers & a @netflix.com Biopic too!
February 16, 2026 at 10:41 PM
GIVE THE #ANDREWSSISTERS THEIR MURAL IN #MINNEAPOLIS!!!! They have more #1 Hits than #Prince & #Elvis COMBINED!!! They were discovered at a talent contest in #Minneapolis at #TheOrpheum. Enough murals of men, give these groundbreaking women their flowers & a @netflix.com Biopic too!
I love LinkedIn
Top jobs for you:
1. Executive director
2. Tour guide
Top jobs for you:
1. Executive director
2. Tour guide
February 16, 2026 at 5:29 PM
I love LinkedIn
Top jobs for you:
1. Executive director
2. Tour guide
Top jobs for you:
1. Executive director
2. Tour guide
If I wasn’t responsible for the care
of multiple children tomorrow, this is where I’d be
of multiple children tomorrow, this is where I’d be
If you haven't had the lemon ricotta pancakes, let me tell you that's a great deal.
Great cause, if u are available, participate in the Hells Kitchen benefit as well for Mercado Central tomorrow from 9am-4 pm in DT Minneapolis
See you there!
See you there!
February 16, 2026 at 5:33 AM
If I wasn’t responsible for the care
of multiple children tomorrow, this is where I’d be
of multiple children tomorrow, this is where I’d be
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If you haven't had the lemon ricotta pancakes, let me tell you that's a great deal.
Great cause, if u are available, participate in the Hells Kitchen benefit as well for Mercado Central tomorrow from 9am-4 pm in DT Minneapolis
See you there!
See you there!
February 16, 2026 at 5:02 AM
If you haven't had the lemon ricotta pancakes, let me tell you that's a great deal.
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Tell you what I’m OVER: The patronizing framing of feature stories marveling at how moms are throwing down right now for their communities. Come on. They’re constantly doing this emotional labor, planning, and work. It is not a stretch to assume their *skills* can be put to use on a larger scale.
February 16, 2026 at 2:54 AM
Tell you what I’m OVER: The patronizing framing of feature stories marveling at how moms are throwing down right now for their communities. Come on. They’re constantly doing this emotional labor, planning, and work. It is not a stretch to assume their *skills* can be put to use on a larger scale.
One of my favorite music trivia facts: in the Beach Boys’ recording of Barbara Ann, one of them yells “black sheep!” immediately following one of the “ba ba ba” sections, right around the 38 second mark
February 16, 2026 at 2:10 AM
One of my favorite music trivia facts: in the Beach Boys’ recording of Barbara Ann, one of them yells “black sheep!” immediately following one of the “ba ba ba” sections, right around the 38 second mark
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the Black Panthers were right
February 15, 2026 at 5:47 PM
the Black Panthers were right
Shout out to @mischieftoy.com for having FUCK ICE earrings on prominent display
February 16, 2026 at 12:55 AM
Shout out to @mischieftoy.com for having FUCK ICE earrings on prominent display
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douglas adams was our most accurate futurist
We are at an airport restaurant. A robot just drove up to us with our food, said, "Hi! Here I am!" and then drove away with our food.
February 15, 2026 at 10:10 PM
douglas adams was our most accurate futurist
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Shot / Chaser
February 16, 2026 at 12:42 AM
Shot / Chaser