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· Jul 11
Puns are the ska of comedy
I am exhibiting SO MUCH RESTRAINT not making areola puns with all this aurora posting
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November 12, 2025 at 3:52 AM
I am exhibiting SO MUCH RESTRAINT not making areola puns with all this aurora posting
please clap
please clap
I was watching the TNG episode Time's Arrow.
I've seen it 1000 times. It holds no surprises for me.
And still I let out *such* an annoyed groan at the line, "Don't forget. The name's London. Jack London."
It was loud enough to concern Emily.
*That* is the power of Star Trek
I've seen it 1000 times. It holds no surprises for me.
And still I let out *such* an annoyed groan at the line, "Don't forget. The name's London. Jack London."
It was loud enough to concern Emily.
*That* is the power of Star Trek
November 12, 2025 at 12:14 AM
I was watching the TNG episode Time's Arrow.
I've seen it 1000 times. It holds no surprises for me.
And still I let out *such* an annoyed groan at the line, "Don't forget. The name's London. Jack London."
It was loud enough to concern Emily.
*That* is the power of Star Trek
I've seen it 1000 times. It holds no surprises for me.
And still I let out *such* an annoyed groan at the line, "Don't forget. The name's London. Jack London."
It was loud enough to concern Emily.
*That* is the power of Star Trek
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Anyone know artists who draw fantasy maps or modified Earth maps who take commissions?
November 11, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Anyone know artists who draw fantasy maps or modified Earth maps who take commissions?
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happy touch his tit tuesday to all who celebrate
November 11, 2025 at 12:25 PM
happy touch his tit tuesday to all who celebrate
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Howitzer does imply the existence of whyitzer, but that is sadly noncannon
November 11, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Howitzer does imply the existence of whyitzer, but that is sadly noncannon
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I’ve decided decided to expand on affable space monsters on their way to and from their coffee breaks to affable space monsters *on* their coffee breaks.
November 11, 2025 at 12:59 AM
I’ve decided decided to expand on affable space monsters on their way to and from their coffee breaks to affable space monsters *on* their coffee breaks.
I saw an ad for an AI company on LinkedIn and all ten comments are about how terrible AI is
This give me hope
This give me hope
November 11, 2025 at 3:03 PM
I saw an ad for an AI company on LinkedIn and all ten comments are about how terrible AI is
This give me hope
This give me hope
I’ve know this since I was in high school and I’m 41 years old
November 11, 2025 at 3:37 AM
I’ve know this since I was in high school and I’m 41 years old
One of the only things giving me a bit of solace lately is remembering how for every rightward lurch the world takes, there is a bigger leftward swing that inevitably follows. Usually.
But for now: FUCK. THIS.
But for now: FUCK. THIS.
This move is based on pseudoscientific nonsense. Just ftr.
The International Olympic Committee is set to ban trans and intersex women from competition. This is despite the fact that for 20 years, the IOC has allowed trans athletes to compete and only 1 has ever competed and none have ever won a medal.
www.the-independent.com/sport/olympi...
www.the-independent.com/sport/olympi...
November 11, 2025 at 3:07 AM
One of the only things giving me a bit of solace lately is remembering how for every rightward lurch the world takes, there is a bigger leftward swing that inevitably follows. Usually.
But for now: FUCK. THIS.
But for now: FUCK. THIS.
I have been wearing hearing aids for six years, and it has been life changing and dramatically reduced stress I didn't even know I was carrying.
But my god there are so many little noises
But my god there are so many little noises
November 11, 2025 at 3:02 AM
I have been wearing hearing aids for six years, and it has been life changing and dramatically reduced stress I didn't even know I was carrying.
But my god there are so many little noises
But my god there are so many little noises
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this is literally never not accurate
November 10, 2025 at 6:32 PM
this is literally never not accurate
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Remember that time Troi called Riker "Bill"?
November 10, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Remember that time Troi called Riker "Bill"?
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Not many people know this but since the Edmund Fitzgerald sank on a Monday, they made Tuesdays “TacoNite” and it’s been observed as such ever since that fateful day
November 10, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Not many people know this but since the Edmund Fitzgerald sank on a Monday, they made Tuesdays “TacoNite” and it’s been observed as such ever since that fateful day
The thing about penne is why isn’t it cavatappi?
November 10, 2025 at 8:23 PM
The thing about penne is why isn’t it cavatappi?
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Much like SNAP, people really do not know how many of your freelance peers are on Medicaid or the subsidized tier vs ACA.
November 10, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Much like SNAP, people really do not know how many of your freelance peers are on Medicaid or the subsidized tier vs ACA.
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Reminder that, unless a creative freelancer has a spouse with a day job that offers health insurance, they likely have an ACA plan. And with the hits to creative industries the past few years, I'm guessing many qualify for subsidies.
Related reminder that comic creators are freelancers.
Related reminder that comic creators are freelancers.
The average SNAP benefit per month is $177 a person.
The average ACA benefit per month is up to $550 a person.
People want us to hold the line for a reason. This is not a matter of appealing to a base. It’s about people’s lives.
And working people want leaders whose word means something to them.
The average ACA benefit per month is up to $550 a person.
People want us to hold the line for a reason. This is not a matter of appealing to a base. It’s about people’s lives.
And working people want leaders whose word means something to them.
November 10, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Reminder that, unless a creative freelancer has a spouse with a day job that offers health insurance, they likely have an ACA plan. And with the hits to creative industries the past few years, I'm guessing many qualify for subsidies.
Related reminder that comic creators are freelancers.
Related reminder that comic creators are freelancers.
I love the optimism here
November 10, 2025 at 2:34 AM
I love the optimism here
This song has been helping me through some things lately, maybe it will help you too
youtu.be/kSQ8tZ35t4U
youtu.be/kSQ8tZ35t4U
When Will You Die? - They Might Be Giants (Official Video)
YouTube video by ParticleMen
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November 10, 2025 at 12:11 AM
This song has been helping me through some things lately, maybe it will help you too
youtu.be/kSQ8tZ35t4U
youtu.be/kSQ8tZ35t4U
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Just thinking about this scene today
November 9, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Just thinking about this scene today
This morning I was reminded of my favorite phenomenon in the English language, the buffalo sentence:
Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo
This is a complete and grammatically correct sentence
Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo
This is a complete and grammatically correct sentence
November 9, 2025 at 6:09 PM
This morning I was reminded of my favorite phenomenon in the English language, the buffalo sentence:
Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo
This is a complete and grammatically correct sentence
Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo
This is a complete and grammatically correct sentence
Finally found a new spot for this cute little guy
November 9, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Finally found a new spot for this cute little guy
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So it turns out... the US air travel system was incredibly, deeply dependent on federal funding to just run day-to-day all this time, to the benefit of private airline shareholders, when everyone thinks that state-run trains are leeching off the government. Weird!
November 9, 2025 at 12:10 AM
So it turns out... the US air travel system was incredibly, deeply dependent on federal funding to just run day-to-day all this time, to the benefit of private airline shareholders, when everyone thinks that state-run trains are leeching off the government. Weird!