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@punsultant.bsky.social
Pun contest host, former award-winning escape room owner, nervously queer, Star Trek, adhd, embroidery, intersectional feminist, etc 🖖🎺🇵🇸🦻🏻
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· Jul 11
Puns are the ska of comedy
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In Wisconsin, your first DUI is a "civil infraction," i.e. traffic ticket. They literally give you one freebie before you start getting misdemeanors.
One of the most heated debates I remember from growing up in WI was “is drunk driving really that bad?” the other states in six are just dragging them down
From reddit:
February 17, 2026 at 5:19 AM
In Wisconsin, your first DUI is a "civil infraction," i.e. traffic ticket. They literally give you one freebie before you start getting misdemeanors.
It’s not exactly relevant, but I love this dissonance of the term “cooperative wars”
February 17, 2026 at 5:00 AM
It’s not exactly relevant, but I love this dissonance of the term “cooperative wars”
I’m not Mister Saint Paul, but come spring I’ll grab my spray bottle and take on the title of Saint Paul Mister
Sure but who is Mister Saint Paul
February 17, 2026 at 4:41 AM
I’m not Mister Saint Paul, but come spring I’ll grab my spray bottle and take on the title of Saint Paul Mister
I wish so hard that I could have loved this season. It started so well but it broke my heart.
The third and final season of Star Trek Picard began 3 years ago today with "The Next Generation".
So this is the anniversary of the USS Titan-A!
So this is the anniversary of the USS Titan-A!
a space ship with a blue light on the front of it
ALT: a space ship with a blue light on the front of it
media.tenor.com
February 17, 2026 at 4:39 AM
I wish so hard that I could have loved this season. It started so well but it broke my heart.
A few months ago I was on an Amtrak train and I saw this emergency exit illustration. My closest guy friends said they saw nothing of note in this illustration, but as soon as I saw it I knew what I saw
February 17, 2026 at 4:31 AM
A few months ago I was on an Amtrak train and I saw this emergency exit illustration. My closest guy friends said they saw nothing of note in this illustration, but as soon as I saw it I knew what I saw
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given the existence of skeleton and luge, i postulate the existence of two other, yet to be discovered, winter olympic sports
February 16, 2026 at 7:08 PM
given the existence of skeleton and luge, i postulate the existence of two other, yet to be discovered, winter olympic sports
If you see this, post a photo from your device, no explanation
February 17, 2026 at 2:52 AM
If you see this, post a photo from your device, no explanation
Genuine question for my Spanish-speaking friends who also love Deep Space 9: how is “the Sisko is of Bajor” translated so it doesn’t just come across as “the Sisko is from Bajor”?
February 17, 2026 at 2:37 AM
Genuine question for my Spanish-speaking friends who also love Deep Space 9: how is “the Sisko is of Bajor” translated so it doesn’t just come across as “the Sisko is from Bajor”?
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Your regular reminder that what people look like, their hair is like, their clothes are like, is not the point.
We are here to call people to account for what they do and say. That is what matters.
We are here to fight for the dignity of every single human being.
Pursue justice justly.
We are here to call people to account for what they do and say. That is what matters.
We are here to fight for the dignity of every single human being.
Pursue justice justly.
February 17, 2026 at 1:54 AM
Your regular reminder that what people look like, their hair is like, their clothes are like, is not the point.
We are here to call people to account for what they do and say. That is what matters.
We are here to fight for the dignity of every single human being.
Pursue justice justly.
We are here to call people to account for what they do and say. That is what matters.
We are here to fight for the dignity of every single human being.
Pursue justice justly.
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GIVE THE #ANDREWSSISTERS THEIR MURAL IN #MINNEAPOLIS!!!! They have more #1 Hits than #Prince & #Elvis COMBINED!!! They were discovered at a talent contest in #Minneapolis at #TheOrpheum. Enough murals of men, give these groundbreaking women their flowers & a @netflix.com Biopic too!
February 16, 2026 at 10:41 PM
GIVE THE #ANDREWSSISTERS THEIR MURAL IN #MINNEAPOLIS!!!! They have more #1 Hits than #Prince & #Elvis COMBINED!!! They were discovered at a talent contest in #Minneapolis at #TheOrpheum. Enough murals of men, give these groundbreaking women their flowers & a @netflix.com Biopic too!
I love LinkedIn
Top jobs for you:
1. Executive director
2. Tour guide
Top jobs for you:
1. Executive director
2. Tour guide
February 16, 2026 at 5:29 PM
I love LinkedIn
Top jobs for you:
1. Executive director
2. Tour guide
Top jobs for you:
1. Executive director
2. Tour guide
If I wasn’t responsible for the care
of multiple children tomorrow, this is where I’d be
of multiple children tomorrow, this is where I’d be
If you haven't had the lemon ricotta pancakes, let me tell you that's a great deal.
Great cause, if u are available, participate in the Hells Kitchen benefit as well for Mercado Central tomorrow from 9am-4 pm in DT Minneapolis
See you there!
See you there!
February 16, 2026 at 5:33 AM
If I wasn’t responsible for the care
of multiple children tomorrow, this is where I’d be
of multiple children tomorrow, this is where I’d be
Reposted by Art!
If you haven't had the lemon ricotta pancakes, let me tell you that's a great deal.
Great cause, if u are available, participate in the Hells Kitchen benefit as well for Mercado Central tomorrow from 9am-4 pm in DT Minneapolis
See you there!
See you there!
February 16, 2026 at 5:02 AM
If you haven't had the lemon ricotta pancakes, let me tell you that's a great deal.
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Tell you what I’m OVER: The patronizing framing of feature stories marveling at how moms are throwing down right now for their communities. Come on. They’re constantly doing this emotional labor, planning, and work. It is not a stretch to assume their *skills* can be put to use on a larger scale.
February 16, 2026 at 2:54 AM
Tell you what I’m OVER: The patronizing framing of feature stories marveling at how moms are throwing down right now for their communities. Come on. They’re constantly doing this emotional labor, planning, and work. It is not a stretch to assume their *skills* can be put to use on a larger scale.
One of my favorite music trivia facts: in the Beach Boys’ recording of Barbara Ann, one of them yells “black sheep!” immediately following one of the “ba ba ba” sections, right around the 38 second mark
February 16, 2026 at 2:10 AM
One of my favorite music trivia facts: in the Beach Boys’ recording of Barbara Ann, one of them yells “black sheep!” immediately following one of the “ba ba ba” sections, right around the 38 second mark
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the Black Panthers were right
February 15, 2026 at 5:47 PM
the Black Panthers were right
Shout out to @mischieftoy.com for having FUCK ICE earrings on prominent display
February 16, 2026 at 12:55 AM
Shout out to @mischieftoy.com for having FUCK ICE earrings on prominent display
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douglas adams was our most accurate futurist
We are at an airport restaurant. A robot just drove up to us with our food, said, "Hi! Here I am!" and then drove away with our food.
February 15, 2026 at 10:10 PM
douglas adams was our most accurate futurist
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Shot / Chaser
February 16, 2026 at 12:42 AM
Shot / Chaser
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the concept of The Customer enables anyone with a few dollars to become an unimpeachable King whose honor and status must be respected. leaving aside everything else this is why capital must be destroyed
February 15, 2026 at 5:38 PM
the concept of The Customer enables anyone with a few dollars to become an unimpeachable King whose honor and status must be respected. leaving aside everything else this is why capital must be destroyed
Wine should whine when you pour it, I can’t keep making this joke by myself!
February 16, 2026 at 12:34 AM
Wine should whine when you pour it, I can’t keep making this joke by myself!
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Image description: the awesome "okay" ICE supporter-punching kid in cartoon form, cocking back his fist.
February 15, 2026 at 5:45 AM
Image description: the awesome "okay" ICE supporter-punching kid in cartoon form, cocking back his fist.
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Hello I’m just making sure everyone on earth has their ticket to the gender heist, a show that will fund opportunities for over 100 trans folks to share their stories this April!
secure.givelively.org/event/trans-...
secure.givelively.org/event/trans-...
February 15, 2026 at 3:04 AM
Hello I’m just making sure everyone on earth has their ticket to the gender heist, a show that will fund opportunities for over 100 trans folks to share their stories this April!
secure.givelively.org/event/trans-...
secure.givelively.org/event/trans-...
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Reposted by Art!
Olympic commentary:
I want to see someone, anyone, free skate to Madeline Kahn's "I'm So Tired" from the film Blazing Saddles.
C'mon
Think of it.
You know you want it too!
I want to see someone, anyone, free skate to Madeline Kahn's "I'm So Tired" from the film Blazing Saddles.
C'mon
Think of it.
You know you want it too!
February 14, 2026 at 11:54 PM
Olympic commentary:
I want to see someone, anyone, free skate to Madeline Kahn's "I'm So Tired" from the film Blazing Saddles.
C'mon
Think of it.
You know you want it too!
I want to see someone, anyone, free skate to Madeline Kahn's "I'm So Tired" from the film Blazing Saddles.
C'mon
Think of it.
You know you want it too!