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@punsultant.bsky.social
· Jul 11
Puns are the ska of comedy
I will once again certainly delete this in the morning, but I’ve created an alt and I invite you to dm me for it if that’s what you’re interested in 😅
February 20, 2026 at 5:26 AM
I will once again certainly delete this in the morning, but I’ve created an alt and I invite you to dm me for it if that’s what you’re interested in 😅
Before I go to bed I will have run the dishwasher four times today 😒
February 20, 2026 at 12:52 AM
Before I go to bed I will have run the dishwasher four times today 😒
I am so pumped for this! Get your tickets!!
Hello I’m just making sure everyone on earth has their ticket to the gender heist, a show that will fund opportunities for over 100 trans folks to share their stories this April!
secure.givelively.org/event/trans-...
secure.givelively.org/event/trans-...
February 20, 2026 at 12:44 AM
I am so pumped for this! Get your tickets!!
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If Good and Pretti's murders hadn't been on camera we'd have no idea what happened there, either, and nobody outside Minneapolis would have cared.
February 20, 2026 at 12:23 AM
If Good and Pretti's murders hadn't been on camera we'd have no idea what happened there, either, and nobody outside Minneapolis would have cared.
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I love Lesley Gore as an artist because her top three songs are like:
1. It's my party and I'll cry if I want to
2. The most haunting feminist anthem you've ever heard
3. sunshine! lollypops! rainbows!
1. It's my party and I'll cry if I want to
2. The most haunting feminist anthem you've ever heard
3. sunshine! lollypops! rainbows!
February 19, 2026 at 5:23 PM
I love Lesley Gore as an artist because her top three songs are like:
1. It's my party and I'll cry if I want to
2. The most haunting feminist anthem you've ever heard
3. sunshine! lollypops! rainbows!
1. It's my party and I'll cry if I want to
2. The most haunting feminist anthem you've ever heard
3. sunshine! lollypops! rainbows!
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Anyway, if you have lots of hair, dye it. Dye it for those who can't.
February 19, 2026 at 6:52 PM
Anyway, if you have lots of hair, dye it. Dye it for those who can't.
I think it's worth saying plainly that Ashley is doing what our government should be doing but refuses to
Today we are launching a new intitative of Stand With Minnesota—KeepMNHoused.com, a rent-relief campaign backed with a $1.5 matching fund from the Wilson Foundation.
Thousands of MN families are at risk of eviction because of the ICE occupation’s lasting impacts. We can keep them housed.
Thousands of MN families are at risk of eviction because of the ICE occupation’s lasting impacts. We can keep them housed.
February 19, 2026 at 8:12 PM
I think it's worth saying plainly that Ashley is doing what our government should be doing but refuses to
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"I know the machine eats babies! But what if one day the same machine is used to help humans? I think it would be cool if in a few years we reclaim the BABY-NOMMER-9000 and use it for emails only! And with only 1 baby (that we communally own) fed into it per month. So it CAN be reclaimed, ok?"
February 19, 2026 at 6:26 PM
"I know the machine eats babies! But what if one day the same machine is used to help humans? I think it would be cool if in a few years we reclaim the BABY-NOMMER-9000 and use it for emails only! And with only 1 baby (that we communally own) fed into it per month. So it CAN be reclaimed, ok?"
Question for parents of kindergartners: does it seem fine for a video on YouTube Kids to repeatedly use the word "crap"? Am I just a prude?
February 19, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Question for parents of kindergartners: does it seem fine for a video on YouTube Kids to repeatedly use the word "crap"? Am I just a prude?
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so genuinely: uh, what was Merrick Garland doing with the Epstein files, given uh, it's brought down a royal and multiple Euro politicians/
February 19, 2026 at 5:51 PM
so genuinely: uh, what was Merrick Garland doing with the Epstein files, given uh, it's brought down a royal and multiple Euro politicians/
I really don't mind being mostly bald, and in fact I tend to enjoy it very much
EXCEPT for the fact that I can no longer dye my hair fun colors
EXCEPT for the fact that I can no longer dye my hair fun colors
February 19, 2026 at 6:51 PM
I really don't mind being mostly bald, and in fact I tend to enjoy it very much
EXCEPT for the fact that I can no longer dye my hair fun colors
EXCEPT for the fact that I can no longer dye my hair fun colors
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"I'm a prompt engineer"
February 19, 2026 at 5:26 PM
"I'm a prompt engineer"
I love Lesley Gore as an artist because her top three songs are like:
1. It's my party and I'll cry if I want to
2. The most haunting feminist anthem you've ever heard
3. sunshine! lollypops! rainbows!
1. It's my party and I'll cry if I want to
2. The most haunting feminist anthem you've ever heard
3. sunshine! lollypops! rainbows!
February 19, 2026 at 5:23 PM
I love Lesley Gore as an artist because her top three songs are like:
1. It's my party and I'll cry if I want to
2. The most haunting feminist anthem you've ever heard
3. sunshine! lollypops! rainbows!
1. It's my party and I'll cry if I want to
2. The most haunting feminist anthem you've ever heard
3. sunshine! lollypops! rainbows!
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Why are stakes “too high” for the landlords but not for the renters?
Why are stakes ”too high“ for the hotel owners but not for the hotel workers?
February 19, 2026 at 4:12 PM
Why are stakes “too high” for the landlords but not for the renters?
I love the marketing emails from Michael's, because they always go like this:
Spend just a little more and you'll get a $5 voucher!
Hey, just reminding you that you just need to spend a liiiiiittle bit more and you'll get that $5 voucher!
You know what, here's that $5 voucher
Spend just a little more and you'll get a $5 voucher!
Hey, just reminding you that you just need to spend a liiiiiittle bit more and you'll get that $5 voucher!
You know what, here's that $5 voucher
February 19, 2026 at 4:24 PM
I love the marketing emails from Michael's, because they always go like this:
Spend just a little more and you'll get a $5 voucher!
Hey, just reminding you that you just need to spend a liiiiiittle bit more and you'll get that $5 voucher!
You know what, here's that $5 voucher
Spend just a little more and you'll get a $5 voucher!
Hey, just reminding you that you just need to spend a liiiiiittle bit more and you'll get that $5 voucher!
You know what, here's that $5 voucher
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Hi hello good morning, still working on meeting this goal, still at $4068 / 5900 for March rent for my neighbors in my building!
Venmo Caz-A
paypal.me/ccabb
Venmo Caz-A
paypal.me/ccabb
$4068! Hell yes we cracked $4k! over 2/3 of our goal! Thank you so much - please do share it, especially if you're outside the Twin Cities usual circles. So much of our local network is tapped out at this point but they're still abducting people off the streets.
Good morning, bskies! As of this morning we are at $3901 / 5900 needed for March rent for my 3 neighbors here in S Mpls. They've been sheltering in place due to the fascist ICE goon invasion, which is still ongoing! Any extra goes to lights/food.
Venmo Caz-A
paypal.me/ccabb
Kenny for attention
Venmo Caz-A
paypal.me/ccabb
Kenny for attention
February 19, 2026 at 3:48 PM
Hi hello good morning, still working on meeting this goal, still at $4068 / 5900 for March rent for my neighbors in my building!
Venmo Caz-A
paypal.me/ccabb
Venmo Caz-A
paypal.me/ccabb
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That’s $1.5 *million* in matching funds. Let’s go!
Today we are launching a new intitative of Stand With Minnesota—KeepMNHoused.com, a rent-relief campaign backed with a $1.5 matching fund from the Wilson Foundation.
Thousands of MN families are at risk of eviction because of the ICE occupation’s lasting impacts. We can keep them housed.
Thousands of MN families are at risk of eviction because of the ICE occupation’s lasting impacts. We can keep them housed.
February 19, 2026 at 3:42 PM
That’s $1.5 *million* in matching funds. Let’s go!
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“No harmony endures,” said the young king. “None has ever been achieved,” said the Plenipotentiary. “The pleasure is in trying.”
February 19, 2026 at 5:30 AM
“No harmony endures,” said the young king. “None has ever been achieved,” said the Plenipotentiary. “The pleasure is in trying.”
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I’m surprised that I haven’t seen any guillotines with all the talk of technology the left is into
February 19, 2026 at 3:20 AM
I’m surprised that I haven’t seen any guillotines with all the talk of technology the left is into
Libraries have the most shockingly threadbare security, they don’t even seem to care if you use your real name. I would genuinely believe any librarian would give a library card to a dog. This is good!!
Leavitt: "You need an ID to go and purchase alcohol. You need an ID to go to the library and check out a book. So the president thinks you should have an ID to vote in our nation's elections."
February 19, 2026 at 3:18 AM
Libraries have the most shockingly threadbare security, they don’t even seem to care if you use your real name. I would genuinely believe any librarian would give a library card to a dog. This is good!!
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We need people who are paid *a living wage* to help the community.
Literally, their job is to just be connected to their neighbors in their neighborhood and help. Clear sidewalks, help with emergencies, clear storm drains, deliver groceries, listen to people with trauma, mediate...
Literally, their job is to just be connected to their neighbors in their neighborhood and help. Clear sidewalks, help with emergencies, clear storm drains, deliver groceries, listen to people with trauma, mediate...
February 18, 2026 at 11:29 PM
We need people who are paid *a living wage* to help the community.
Literally, their job is to just be connected to their neighbors in their neighborhood and help. Clear sidewalks, help with emergencies, clear storm drains, deliver groceries, listen to people with trauma, mediate...
Literally, their job is to just be connected to their neighbors in their neighborhood and help. Clear sidewalks, help with emergencies, clear storm drains, deliver groceries, listen to people with trauma, mediate...
I really hate canceling events, even when it’s the right thing to do. I feel like I’m letting the audience and the bar staff down (which I know isn’t true)
But my goodness, this is the worst snow traffic I think I’ve ever seen
But my goodness, this is the worst snow traffic I think I’ve ever seen
I'm canceling the show tonight because of how bad the roads are. See you all on March 18!
Minneapolis! Pundamonium returns to Club Underground tomorrow night! I've started to think of it as an emotional warming house, a place where we can all come and share a few moments of joy before heading out and getting back to work 💪
Doors at 7, puns at 8
punslam.com if you want to compete!
Doors at 7, puns at 8
punslam.com if you want to compete!
February 18, 2026 at 11:47 PM
I really hate canceling events, even when it’s the right thing to do. I feel like I’m letting the audience and the bar staff down (which I know isn’t true)
But my goodness, this is the worst snow traffic I think I’ve ever seen
But my goodness, this is the worst snow traffic I think I’ve ever seen
I'm canceling the show tonight because of how bad the roads are. See you all on March 18!
Minneapolis! Pundamonium returns to Club Underground tomorrow night! I've started to think of it as an emotional warming house, a place where we can all come and share a few moments of joy before heading out and getting back to work 💪
Doors at 7, puns at 8
punslam.com if you want to compete!
Doors at 7, puns at 8
punslam.com if you want to compete!
February 18, 2026 at 10:57 PM
I'm canceling the show tonight because of how bad the roads are. See you all on March 18!
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THE JOKER (in his capacity as a podcast host): You agree Bats has completely lost it?
GOV. GAVIN NEWSOM: I thi--this is
THE JOKER: It's a simple question. Do you think Birdbrain is the real menace facing Gotham.
NEWSOM: So, this is interesting. It's interesting. You may have something there,
GOV. GAVIN NEWSOM: I thi--this is
THE JOKER: It's a simple question. Do you think Birdbrain is the real menace facing Gotham.
NEWSOM: So, this is interesting. It's interesting. You may have something there,
February 18, 2026 at 9:59 PM
THE JOKER (in his capacity as a podcast host): You agree Bats has completely lost it?
GOV. GAVIN NEWSOM: I thi--this is
THE JOKER: It's a simple question. Do you think Birdbrain is the real menace facing Gotham.
NEWSOM: So, this is interesting. It's interesting. You may have something there,
GOV. GAVIN NEWSOM: I thi--this is
THE JOKER: It's a simple question. Do you think Birdbrain is the real menace facing Gotham.
NEWSOM: So, this is interesting. It's interesting. You may have something there,