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· Jul 11
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I’m surprised that I haven’t seen any guillotines with all the talk of technology the left is into
February 19, 2026 at 3:20 AM
I’m surprised that I haven’t seen any guillotines with all the talk of technology the left is into
Libraries have the most shockingly threadbare security, they don’t even seem to care if you use your real name. I would genuinely believe any librarian would give a library card to a dog. This is good!!
Leavitt: "You need an ID to go and purchase alcohol. You need an ID to go to the library and check out a book. So the president thinks you should have an ID to vote in our nation's elections."
February 19, 2026 at 3:18 AM
Libraries have the most shockingly threadbare security, they don’t even seem to care if you use your real name. I would genuinely believe any librarian would give a library card to a dog. This is good!!
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We need people who are paid *a living wage* to help the community.
Literally, their job is to just be connected to their neighbors in their neighborhood and help. Clear sidewalks, help with emergencies, clear storm drains, deliver groceries, listen to people with trauma, mediate...
Literally, their job is to just be connected to their neighbors in their neighborhood and help. Clear sidewalks, help with emergencies, clear storm drains, deliver groceries, listen to people with trauma, mediate...
February 18, 2026 at 11:29 PM
We need people who are paid *a living wage* to help the community.
Literally, their job is to just be connected to their neighbors in their neighborhood and help. Clear sidewalks, help with emergencies, clear storm drains, deliver groceries, listen to people with trauma, mediate...
Literally, their job is to just be connected to their neighbors in their neighborhood and help. Clear sidewalks, help with emergencies, clear storm drains, deliver groceries, listen to people with trauma, mediate...
I really hate canceling events, even when it’s the right thing to do. I feel like I’m letting the audience and the bar staff down (which I know isn’t true)
But my goodness, this is the worst snow traffic I think I’ve ever seen
But my goodness, this is the worst snow traffic I think I’ve ever seen
I'm canceling the show tonight because of how bad the roads are. See you all on March 18!
Minneapolis! Pundamonium returns to Club Underground tomorrow night! I've started to think of it as an emotional warming house, a place where we can all come and share a few moments of joy before heading out and getting back to work 💪
Doors at 7, puns at 8
punslam.com if you want to compete!
Doors at 7, puns at 8
punslam.com if you want to compete!
February 18, 2026 at 11:47 PM
I really hate canceling events, even when it’s the right thing to do. I feel like I’m letting the audience and the bar staff down (which I know isn’t true)
But my goodness, this is the worst snow traffic I think I’ve ever seen
But my goodness, this is the worst snow traffic I think I’ve ever seen
I'm canceling the show tonight because of how bad the roads are. See you all on March 18!
Minneapolis! Pundamonium returns to Club Underground tomorrow night! I've started to think of it as an emotional warming house, a place where we can all come and share a few moments of joy before heading out and getting back to work 💪
Doors at 7, puns at 8
punslam.com if you want to compete!
Doors at 7, puns at 8
punslam.com if you want to compete!
February 18, 2026 at 10:57 PM
I'm canceling the show tonight because of how bad the roads are. See you all on March 18!
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THE JOKER (in his capacity as a podcast host): You agree Bats has completely lost it?
GOV. GAVIN NEWSOM: I thi--this is
THE JOKER: It's a simple question. Do you think Birdbrain is the real menace facing Gotham.
NEWSOM: So, this is interesting. It's interesting. You may have something there,
GOV. GAVIN NEWSOM: I thi--this is
THE JOKER: It's a simple question. Do you think Birdbrain is the real menace facing Gotham.
NEWSOM: So, this is interesting. It's interesting. You may have something there,
February 18, 2026 at 9:59 PM
THE JOKER (in his capacity as a podcast host): You agree Bats has completely lost it?
GOV. GAVIN NEWSOM: I thi--this is
THE JOKER: It's a simple question. Do you think Birdbrain is the real menace facing Gotham.
NEWSOM: So, this is interesting. It's interesting. You may have something there,
GOV. GAVIN NEWSOM: I thi--this is
THE JOKER: It's a simple question. Do you think Birdbrain is the real menace facing Gotham.
NEWSOM: So, this is interesting. It's interesting. You may have something there,
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This is tonight! Come hang out and enjoy some puns and community with me!
Minneapolis! Pundamonium returns to Club Underground tomorrow night! I've started to think of it as an emotional warming house, a place where we can all come and share a few moments of joy before heading out and getting back to work 💪
Doors at 7, puns at 8
punslam.com if you want to compete!
Doors at 7, puns at 8
punslam.com if you want to compete!
February 18, 2026 at 7:05 PM
This is tonight! Come hang out and enjoy some puns and community with me!
Disturbed to learn that the only way to keep dirty laundry from piling up in my closet is to do the laundry more than once a week
February 18, 2026 at 9:07 PM
Disturbed to learn that the only way to keep dirty laundry from piling up in my closet is to do the laundry more than once a week
I'm in the market for a new backpack, so I googled "work backpack" and... what is a "women's backpack"?
February 18, 2026 at 7:14 PM
I'm in the market for a new backpack, so I googled "work backpack" and... what is a "women's backpack"?
This is tonight! Come hang out and enjoy some puns and community with me!
Minneapolis! Pundamonium returns to Club Underground tomorrow night! I've started to think of it as an emotional warming house, a place where we can all come and share a few moments of joy before heading out and getting back to work 💪
Doors at 7, puns at 8
punslam.com if you want to compete!
Doors at 7, puns at 8
punslam.com if you want to compete!
February 18, 2026 at 7:05 PM
This is tonight! Come hang out and enjoy some puns and community with me!
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One of my most irrationally enraging linguistic pet peeves is when someone says "they said the quiet part out loud"
My friends, saying *anything* is saying it out loud
What they did is "said the quiet part loud"
My friends, saying *anything* is saying it out loud
What they did is "said the quiet part loud"
November 4, 2025 at 10:19 PM
One of my most irrationally enraging linguistic pet peeves is when someone says "they said the quiet part out loud"
My friends, saying *anything* is saying it out loud
What they did is "said the quiet part loud"
My friends, saying *anything* is saying it out loud
What they did is "said the quiet part loud"
You guys, there is going to be a trans table read of Ocean’s Eleven on Thursday!! I already have my ticket, be sure you have yours
Hank Green is matching the next $5,000 in donations to our trans performance festival fundraiser - which is an Ocean’s Eleven Live Reading in LA and streaming with an all-trans cast including: @vicmmic.bsky.social & more!
spend @hankgreen.bsky.social’s money! Donate here!
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spend @hankgreen.bsky.social’s money! Donate here!
Joywholived.com/heist
February 18, 2026 at 3:08 AM
You guys, there is going to be a trans table read of Ocean’s Eleven on Thursday!! I already have my ticket, be sure you have yours
I heard we’re celebrating patch key day!
February 18, 2026 at 2:59 AM
I heard we’re celebrating patch key day!
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Counterpoint:
Don’t upload your medical records to any LLM.
That’s fucking insane.
Don’t upload your medical records to any LLM.
That’s fucking insane.
February 18, 2026 at 2:07 AM
Counterpoint:
Don’t upload your medical records to any LLM.
That’s fucking insane.
Don’t upload your medical records to any LLM.
That’s fucking insane.
I got a bunch of new followers this afternoon. Did someone put me on a list? Did I get listed?
February 18, 2026 at 2:32 AM
I got a bunch of new followers this afternoon. Did someone put me on a list? Did I get listed?
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i just want to take a moment to appreciate that gary larson would come up with jokes like "what if mummy is cow, the end" and continues to live a life of unimpeachable integrity and is respected universally as an artist
first off: it is clear Sting is holding a copy of The Far Side Gallery 2 by Gary Larson, published in October of 1986. This narrows our search down to 603 Far Sides out of the over 4,000 cartoons that Gary Larson put out in his carreer.
February 17, 2026 at 8:21 PM
i just want to take a moment to appreciate that gary larson would come up with jokes like "what if mummy is cow, the end" and continues to live a life of unimpeachable integrity and is respected universally as an artist
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Minneapolis! Pundamonium returns to Club Underground tomorrow night! I've started to think of it as an emotional warming house, a place where we can all come and share a few moments of joy before heading out and getting back to work 💪
Doors at 7, puns at 8
punslam.com if you want to compete!
Doors at 7, puns at 8
punslam.com if you want to compete!
February 17, 2026 at 5:49 PM
Minneapolis! Pundamonium returns to Club Underground tomorrow night! I've started to think of it as an emotional warming house, a place where we can all come and share a few moments of joy before heading out and getting back to work 💪
Doors at 7, puns at 8
punslam.com if you want to compete!
Doors at 7, puns at 8
punslam.com if you want to compete!
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ICE agents are still out there this morning, photographing schools from unmarked vehicles and then quickly leaving after being confronted. Keep your heads up.
February 17, 2026 at 4:22 PM
ICE agents are still out there this morning, photographing schools from unmarked vehicles and then quickly leaving after being confronted. Keep your heads up.
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Laissez les Bon Temps Rouler!
Happy Mardi Gras from the…
Happy Mardi Gras from the…
March 4, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Laissez les Bon Temps Rouler!
Happy Mardi Gras from the…
Happy Mardi Gras from the…
Minneapolis! Pundamonium returns to Club Underground tomorrow night! I've started to think of it as an emotional warming house, a place where we can all come and share a few moments of joy before heading out and getting back to work 💪
Doors at 7, puns at 8
punslam.com if you want to compete!
Doors at 7, puns at 8
punslam.com if you want to compete!
February 17, 2026 at 5:49 PM
Minneapolis! Pundamonium returns to Club Underground tomorrow night! I've started to think of it as an emotional warming house, a place where we can all come and share a few moments of joy before heading out and getting back to work 💪
Doors at 7, puns at 8
punslam.com if you want to compete!
Doors at 7, puns at 8
punslam.com if you want to compete!
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In Wisconsin, your first DUI is a "civil infraction," i.e. traffic ticket. They literally give you one freebie before you start getting misdemeanors.
February 17, 2026 at 5:19 AM
In Wisconsin, your first DUI is a "civil infraction," i.e. traffic ticket. They literally give you one freebie before you start getting misdemeanors.
It’s not exactly relevant, but I love this dissonance of the term “cooperative wars”
February 17, 2026 at 5:00 AM
It’s not exactly relevant, but I love this dissonance of the term “cooperative wars”
I’m not Mister Saint Paul, but come spring I’ll grab my spray bottle and take on the title of Saint Paul Mister
Sure but who is Mister Saint Paul
February 17, 2026 at 4:41 AM
I’m not Mister Saint Paul, but come spring I’ll grab my spray bottle and take on the title of Saint Paul Mister
I wish so hard that I could have loved this season. It started so well but it broke my heart.
The third and final season of Star Trek Picard began 3 years ago today with "The Next Generation".
So this is the anniversary of the USS Titan-A!
So this is the anniversary of the USS Titan-A!
a space ship with a blue light on the front of it
ALT: a space ship with a blue light on the front of it
media.tenor.com
February 17, 2026 at 4:39 AM
I wish so hard that I could have loved this season. It started so well but it broke my heart.