Art!
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· Jul 11
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Why are stakes “too high” for the landlords but not for the renters?
Why are stakes ”too high“ for the hotel owners but not for the hotel workers?
February 19, 2026 at 4:12 PM
Why are stakes “too high” for the landlords but not for the renters?
I love the marketing emails from Michael's, because they always go like this:
Spend just a little more and you'll get a $5 voucher!
Hey, just reminding you that you just need to spend a liiiiiittle bit more and you'll get that $5 voucher!
You know what, here's that $5 voucher
Spend just a little more and you'll get a $5 voucher!
Hey, just reminding you that you just need to spend a liiiiiittle bit more and you'll get that $5 voucher!
You know what, here's that $5 voucher
February 19, 2026 at 4:24 PM
I love the marketing emails from Michael's, because they always go like this:
Spend just a little more and you'll get a $5 voucher!
Hey, just reminding you that you just need to spend a liiiiiittle bit more and you'll get that $5 voucher!
You know what, here's that $5 voucher
Spend just a little more and you'll get a $5 voucher!
Hey, just reminding you that you just need to spend a liiiiiittle bit more and you'll get that $5 voucher!
You know what, here's that $5 voucher
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Hi hello good morning, still working on meeting this goal, still at $4068 / 5900 for March rent for my neighbors in my building!
Venmo Caz-A
paypal.me/ccabb
Venmo Caz-A
paypal.me/ccabb
$4068! Hell yes we cracked $4k! over 2/3 of our goal! Thank you so much - please do share it, especially if you're outside the Twin Cities usual circles. So much of our local network is tapped out at this point but they're still abducting people off the streets.
Good morning, bskies! As of this morning we are at $3901 / 5900 needed for March rent for my 3 neighbors here in S Mpls. They've been sheltering in place due to the fascist ICE goon invasion, which is still ongoing! Any extra goes to lights/food.
Venmo Caz-A
paypal.me/ccabb
Kenny for attention
Venmo Caz-A
paypal.me/ccabb
Kenny for attention
February 19, 2026 at 3:48 PM
Hi hello good morning, still working on meeting this goal, still at $4068 / 5900 for March rent for my neighbors in my building!
Venmo Caz-A
paypal.me/ccabb
Venmo Caz-A
paypal.me/ccabb
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That’s $1.5 *million* in matching funds. Let’s go!
Today we are launching a new intitative of Stand With Minnesota—KeepMNHoused.com, a rent-relief campaign backed with a $1.5 matching fund from the Wilson Foundation.
Thousands of MN families are at risk of eviction because of the ICE occupation’s lasting impacts. We can keep them housed.
Thousands of MN families are at risk of eviction because of the ICE occupation’s lasting impacts. We can keep them housed.
February 19, 2026 at 3:42 PM
That’s $1.5 *million* in matching funds. Let’s go!
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“No harmony endures,” said the young king. “None has ever been achieved,” said the Plenipotentiary. “The pleasure is in trying.”
February 19, 2026 at 5:30 AM
“No harmony endures,” said the young king. “None has ever been achieved,” said the Plenipotentiary. “The pleasure is in trying.”
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I’m surprised that I haven’t seen any guillotines with all the talk of technology the left is into
February 19, 2026 at 3:20 AM
I’m surprised that I haven’t seen any guillotines with all the talk of technology the left is into
Libraries have the most shockingly threadbare security, they don’t even seem to care if you use your real name. I would genuinely believe any librarian would give a library card to a dog. This is good!!
Leavitt: "You need an ID to go and purchase alcohol. You need an ID to go to the library and check out a book. So the president thinks you should have an ID to vote in our nation's elections."
February 19, 2026 at 3:18 AM
Libraries have the most shockingly threadbare security, they don’t even seem to care if you use your real name. I would genuinely believe any librarian would give a library card to a dog. This is good!!
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We need people who are paid *a living wage* to help the community.
Literally, their job is to just be connected to their neighbors in their neighborhood and help. Clear sidewalks, help with emergencies, clear storm drains, deliver groceries, listen to people with trauma, mediate...
Literally, their job is to just be connected to their neighbors in their neighborhood and help. Clear sidewalks, help with emergencies, clear storm drains, deliver groceries, listen to people with trauma, mediate...
February 18, 2026 at 11:29 PM
We need people who are paid *a living wage* to help the community.
Literally, their job is to just be connected to their neighbors in their neighborhood and help. Clear sidewalks, help with emergencies, clear storm drains, deliver groceries, listen to people with trauma, mediate...
Literally, their job is to just be connected to their neighbors in their neighborhood and help. Clear sidewalks, help with emergencies, clear storm drains, deliver groceries, listen to people with trauma, mediate...
I really hate canceling events, even when it’s the right thing to do. I feel like I’m letting the audience and the bar staff down (which I know isn’t true)
But my goodness, this is the worst snow traffic I think I’ve ever seen
But my goodness, this is the worst snow traffic I think I’ve ever seen
I'm canceling the show tonight because of how bad the roads are. See you all on March 18!
Minneapolis! Pundamonium returns to Club Underground tomorrow night! I've started to think of it as an emotional warming house, a place where we can all come and share a few moments of joy before heading out and getting back to work 💪
Doors at 7, puns at 8
punslam.com if you want to compete!
Doors at 7, puns at 8
punslam.com if you want to compete!
February 18, 2026 at 11:47 PM
I really hate canceling events, even when it’s the right thing to do. I feel like I’m letting the audience and the bar staff down (which I know isn’t true)
But my goodness, this is the worst snow traffic I think I’ve ever seen
But my goodness, this is the worst snow traffic I think I’ve ever seen
I'm canceling the show tonight because of how bad the roads are. See you all on March 18!
Minneapolis! Pundamonium returns to Club Underground tomorrow night! I've started to think of it as an emotional warming house, a place where we can all come and share a few moments of joy before heading out and getting back to work 💪
Doors at 7, puns at 8
punslam.com if you want to compete!
Doors at 7, puns at 8
punslam.com if you want to compete!
February 18, 2026 at 10:57 PM
I'm canceling the show tonight because of how bad the roads are. See you all on March 18!
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THE JOKER (in his capacity as a podcast host): You agree Bats has completely lost it?
GOV. GAVIN NEWSOM: I thi--this is
THE JOKER: It's a simple question. Do you think Birdbrain is the real menace facing Gotham.
NEWSOM: So, this is interesting. It's interesting. You may have something there,
GOV. GAVIN NEWSOM: I thi--this is
THE JOKER: It's a simple question. Do you think Birdbrain is the real menace facing Gotham.
NEWSOM: So, this is interesting. It's interesting. You may have something there,
February 18, 2026 at 9:59 PM
THE JOKER (in his capacity as a podcast host): You agree Bats has completely lost it?
GOV. GAVIN NEWSOM: I thi--this is
THE JOKER: It's a simple question. Do you think Birdbrain is the real menace facing Gotham.
NEWSOM: So, this is interesting. It's interesting. You may have something there,
GOV. GAVIN NEWSOM: I thi--this is
THE JOKER: It's a simple question. Do you think Birdbrain is the real menace facing Gotham.
NEWSOM: So, this is interesting. It's interesting. You may have something there,
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This is tonight! Come hang out and enjoy some puns and community with me!
Minneapolis! Pundamonium returns to Club Underground tomorrow night! I've started to think of it as an emotional warming house, a place where we can all come and share a few moments of joy before heading out and getting back to work 💪
Doors at 7, puns at 8
punslam.com if you want to compete!
Doors at 7, puns at 8
punslam.com if you want to compete!
February 18, 2026 at 7:05 PM
This is tonight! Come hang out and enjoy some puns and community with me!
Disturbed to learn that the only way to keep dirty laundry from piling up in my closet is to do the laundry more than once a week
February 18, 2026 at 9:07 PM
Disturbed to learn that the only way to keep dirty laundry from piling up in my closet is to do the laundry more than once a week
I'm in the market for a new backpack, so I googled "work backpack" and... what is a "women's backpack"?
February 18, 2026 at 7:14 PM
I'm in the market for a new backpack, so I googled "work backpack" and... what is a "women's backpack"?
This is tonight! Come hang out and enjoy some puns and community with me!
Minneapolis! Pundamonium returns to Club Underground tomorrow night! I've started to think of it as an emotional warming house, a place where we can all come and share a few moments of joy before heading out and getting back to work 💪
Doors at 7, puns at 8
punslam.com if you want to compete!
Doors at 7, puns at 8
punslam.com if you want to compete!
February 18, 2026 at 7:05 PM
This is tonight! Come hang out and enjoy some puns and community with me!
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One of my most irrationally enraging linguistic pet peeves is when someone says "they said the quiet part out loud"
My friends, saying *anything* is saying it out loud
What they did is "said the quiet part loud"
My friends, saying *anything* is saying it out loud
What they did is "said the quiet part loud"
November 4, 2025 at 10:19 PM
One of my most irrationally enraging linguistic pet peeves is when someone says "they said the quiet part out loud"
My friends, saying *anything* is saying it out loud
What they did is "said the quiet part loud"
My friends, saying *anything* is saying it out loud
What they did is "said the quiet part loud"
You guys, there is going to be a trans table read of Ocean’s Eleven on Thursday!! I already have my ticket, be sure you have yours
Hank Green is matching the next $5,000 in donations to our trans performance festival fundraiser - which is an Ocean’s Eleven Live Reading in LA and streaming with an all-trans cast including: @vicmmic.bsky.social & more!
spend @hankgreen.bsky.social’s money! Donate here!
Joywholived.com/heist
spend @hankgreen.bsky.social’s money! Donate here!
Joywholived.com/heist
February 18, 2026 at 3:08 AM
You guys, there is going to be a trans table read of Ocean’s Eleven on Thursday!! I already have my ticket, be sure you have yours
I heard we’re celebrating patch key day!
February 18, 2026 at 2:59 AM
I heard we’re celebrating patch key day!
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Counterpoint:
Don’t upload your medical records to any LLM.
That’s fucking insane.
Don’t upload your medical records to any LLM.
That’s fucking insane.
February 18, 2026 at 2:07 AM
Counterpoint:
Don’t upload your medical records to any LLM.
That’s fucking insane.
Don’t upload your medical records to any LLM.
That’s fucking insane.
I got a bunch of new followers this afternoon. Did someone put me on a list? Did I get listed?
February 18, 2026 at 2:32 AM
I got a bunch of new followers this afternoon. Did someone put me on a list? Did I get listed?
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i just want to take a moment to appreciate that gary larson would come up with jokes like "what if mummy is cow, the end" and continues to live a life of unimpeachable integrity and is respected universally as an artist
first off: it is clear Sting is holding a copy of The Far Side Gallery 2 by Gary Larson, published in October of 1986. This narrows our search down to 603 Far Sides out of the over 4,000 cartoons that Gary Larson put out in his carreer.
February 17, 2026 at 8:21 PM
i just want to take a moment to appreciate that gary larson would come up with jokes like "what if mummy is cow, the end" and continues to live a life of unimpeachable integrity and is respected universally as an artist
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Minneapolis! Pundamonium returns to Club Underground tomorrow night! I've started to think of it as an emotional warming house, a place where we can all come and share a few moments of joy before heading out and getting back to work 💪
Doors at 7, puns at 8
punslam.com if you want to compete!
Doors at 7, puns at 8
punslam.com if you want to compete!
February 17, 2026 at 5:49 PM
Minneapolis! Pundamonium returns to Club Underground tomorrow night! I've started to think of it as an emotional warming house, a place where we can all come and share a few moments of joy before heading out and getting back to work 💪
Doors at 7, puns at 8
punslam.com if you want to compete!
Doors at 7, puns at 8
punslam.com if you want to compete!
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ICE agents are still out there this morning, photographing schools from unmarked vehicles and then quickly leaving after being confronted. Keep your heads up.
February 17, 2026 at 4:22 PM
ICE agents are still out there this morning, photographing schools from unmarked vehicles and then quickly leaving after being confronted. Keep your heads up.
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Laissez les Bon Temps Rouler!
Happy Mardi Gras from the…
Happy Mardi Gras from the…
March 4, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Laissez les Bon Temps Rouler!
Happy Mardi Gras from the…
Happy Mardi Gras from the…