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Image description: the awesome "okay" ICE supporter-punching kid in cartoon form, cocking back his fist.
February 15, 2026 at 5:45 AM
Image description: the awesome "okay" ICE supporter-punching kid in cartoon form, cocking back his fist.
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Hello I’m just making sure everyone on earth has their ticket to the gender heist, a show that will fund opportunities for over 100 trans folks to share their stories this April!
secure.givelively.org/event/trans-...
secure.givelively.org/event/trans-...
February 15, 2026 at 3:04 AM
Hello I’m just making sure everyone on earth has their ticket to the gender heist, a show that will fund opportunities for over 100 trans folks to share their stories this April!
secure.givelively.org/event/trans-...
secure.givelively.org/event/trans-...
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Olympic commentary:
I want to see someone, anyone, free skate to Madeline Kahn's "I'm So Tired" from the film Blazing Saddles.
C'mon
Think of it.
You know you want it too!
I want to see someone, anyone, free skate to Madeline Kahn's "I'm So Tired" from the film Blazing Saddles.
C'mon
Think of it.
You know you want it too!
February 14, 2026 at 11:54 PM
Olympic commentary:
I want to see someone, anyone, free skate to Madeline Kahn's "I'm So Tired" from the film Blazing Saddles.
C'mon
Think of it.
You know you want it too!
I want to see someone, anyone, free skate to Madeline Kahn's "I'm So Tired" from the film Blazing Saddles.
C'mon
Think of it.
You know you want it too!
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hello and welcome to the political genius exam. here is question one. which is a more compelling message:
- the president is sending armies to occupy cities and kidnap and kill people and your town could be next
- a meal at the cheesecake factory that previously cost $100 now costs $104.9
- the president is sending armies to occupy cities and kidnap and kill people and your town could be next
- a meal at the cheesecake factory that previously cost $100 now costs $104.9
Romance alert: Trump's reckless tariffs have Valentine’s Day costs up across the board:
Roses 🌹16.6%
Chocolates🍫 18.7%
Ribeye 🥩 25.4%
Restaurant meals 🍽️ 4.9%
Roses 🌹16.6%
Chocolates🍫 18.7%
Ribeye 🥩 25.4%
Restaurant meals 🍽️ 4.9%
February 14, 2026 at 6:19 PM
hello and welcome to the political genius exam. here is question one. which is a more compelling message:
- the president is sending armies to occupy cities and kidnap and kill people and your town could be next
- a meal at the cheesecake factory that previously cost $100 now costs $104.9
- the president is sending armies to occupy cities and kidnap and kill people and your town could be next
- a meal at the cheesecake factory that previously cost $100 now costs $104.9
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Timeline cleanse: a past Valentine’s Day when Sybil’s brain cell was confronted with a laptop cable inches off the ground.
February 14, 2026 at 12:34 PM
Timeline cleanse: a past Valentine’s Day when Sybil’s brain cell was confronted with a laptop cable inches off the ground.
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"yeah I'm gonna punch you in the face"
February 14, 2026 at 5:31 AM
"yeah I'm gonna punch you in the face"
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oh FFS, maybe get them to throw some of that money into rent funds instead of a zip line
February 13, 2026 at 9:05 PM
oh FFS, maybe get them to throw some of that money into rent funds instead of a zip line
[mild #StarfleetAcademy spoilers]
Not entirely sure how I feel about this week's Starfleet Academy (I'm not a zombie guy) but goddamn did I love Paul Giamatti chewing the hell out of the scenery
Not entirely sure how I feel about this week's Starfleet Academy (I'm not a zombie guy) but goddamn did I love Paul Giamatti chewing the hell out of the scenery
February 13, 2026 at 4:37 PM
[mild #StarfleetAcademy spoilers]
Not entirely sure how I feel about this week's Starfleet Academy (I'm not a zombie guy) but goddamn did I love Paul Giamatti chewing the hell out of the scenery
Not entirely sure how I feel about this week's Starfleet Academy (I'm not a zombie guy) but goddamn did I love Paul Giamatti chewing the hell out of the scenery
🎵 he made my baby fall in love with meeeeee 🎵
February 13, 2026 at 3:35 PM
🎵 he made my baby fall in love with meeeeee 🎵
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I'm pretty proud of this poem I made out of the euphemisms that companies used to describe the ICE occupation in corporate communications. Also read the whole story: racketmn.com/corporate-co...
February 12, 2026 at 9:56 PM
I'm pretty proud of this poem I made out of the euphemisms that companies used to describe the ICE occupation in corporate communications. Also read the whole story: racketmn.com/corporate-co...
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Such a good article and made me think about the phrases I use instead: the current hellscape, today's horrors, ::gestures:: ALL THIS, the current bullshit, the ongoing fascist occupation...
I'm pretty proud of this poem I made out of the euphemisms that companies used to describe the ICE occupation in corporate communications. Also read the whole story: racketmn.com/corporate-co...
February 13, 2026 at 4:51 AM
Such a good article and made me think about the phrases I use instead: the current hellscape, today's horrors, ::gestures:: ALL THIS, the current bullshit, the ongoing fascist occupation...
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Juno is hardly an unbiased source here, NASA. “‘Guy Not As Big a Deal As He Claims,’ Says Vengeful Wife Guy Cheated On Constantly”
Jupiter is smaller and more squashed than we thought, says NASA. The Juno spacecraft reveals the gas giant isn't as big as we thought. #Space #Astronomy #Jupiter www.skyatnightmagazine.com/news/jupiter...
Jupiter is smaller and more squashed than we thought, says NASA | BBC Sky at Night Magazine
Data captured during 13 of the Juno spacecraft's flybys of Jupiter reveal the gas giant is narrower at the equator and flatter at the poles.
www.skyatnightmagazine.com
February 13, 2026 at 2:21 AM
Juno is hardly an unbiased source here, NASA. “‘Guy Not As Big a Deal As He Claims,’ Says Vengeful Wife Guy Cheated On Constantly”
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hold on i gotta take this
February 13, 2026 at 2:33 AM
hold on i gotta take this
Hey adhd friends, do you use a project management system to help organize your life? Like keeping track of writing every day, little house projects, keeping up with cleaning the bathroom, that sort of thing? I'm also considering bullet journaling, but giving myself daily assignments feels intriguing
February 13, 2026 at 1:04 AM
Hey adhd friends, do you use a project management system to help organize your life? Like keeping track of writing every day, little house projects, keeping up with cleaning the bathroom, that sort of thing? I'm also considering bullet journaling, but giving myself daily assignments feels intriguing
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Minnesotans and beyond
February 12, 2026 at 10:20 PM
Minnesotans and beyond
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something from minnesota that i would like people to learn, that i don’t think is hitting people yet:
helping MN is good. people need it. but people in your community need mutual aid too. care. resources. food. outside of times of crisis.
and you can help.
helping MN is good. people need it. but people in your community need mutual aid too. care. resources. food. outside of times of crisis.
and you can help.
February 12, 2026 at 10:02 PM
something from minnesota that i would like people to learn, that i don’t think is hitting people yet:
helping MN is good. people need it. but people in your community need mutual aid too. care. resources. food. outside of times of crisis.
and you can help.
helping MN is good. people need it. but people in your community need mutual aid too. care. resources. food. outside of times of crisis.
and you can help.
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doctor doctor
gimme the news
ive got an
unworn pair of baby shoes
gimme the news
ive got an
unworn pair of baby shoes
February 12, 2026 at 9:19 PM
doctor doctor
gimme the news
ive got an
unworn pair of baby shoes
gimme the news
ive got an
unworn pair of baby shoes
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Today my block leader told me that a volunteer had come and cleaned her kitchen and bathroom. We were breaking Costco-much rice into smaller bags at the time.
I hope that one of the things people learn is that we all have gifts we can give, even if it is not showy. It all can help.
I hope that one of the things people learn is that we all have gifts we can give, even if it is not showy. It all can help.
February 12, 2026 at 7:44 PM
Today my block leader told me that a volunteer had come and cleaned her kitchen and bathroom. We were breaking Costco-much rice into smaller bags at the time.
I hope that one of the things people learn is that we all have gifts we can give, even if it is not showy. It all can help.
I hope that one of the things people learn is that we all have gifts we can give, even if it is not showy. It all can help.
I have neighbors everywhere and we'll all continue to have neighbors after ICE is dismantled
I have neighbors everywhere
I have neighbors everywhere
February 12, 2026 at 9:18 PM
I have neighbors everywhere and we'll all continue to have neighbors after ICE is dismantled
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So *that's* where he is
February 12, 2026 at 7:55 PM
So *that's* where he is
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I have neighbors everywhere
It’s not a withdrawal until ICE is abolished.
I have neighbors everywhere.
I have neighbors everywhere.
February 12, 2026 at 5:53 PM
I have neighbors everywhere
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still looking for those photos of amy klobuchar on the streets standing up to ICE like we saw from jason chavez and elliott payne and doron clark, to name just a handful of electeds who are out here protecting people
Minnesotans stood together, stared down ICE, and never blinked.
February 12, 2026 at 6:04 PM
still looking for those photos of amy klobuchar on the streets standing up to ICE like we saw from jason chavez and elliott payne and doron clark, to name just a handful of electeds who are out here protecting people
February 12, 2026 at 6:03 PM
I will always remember who helped us and who helped the feds
Just a big hug to all the anarchists in the Twin Cities who get dismissed all the time but knew exactly what to do when shit went down here.
February 12, 2026 at 5:52 PM
I will always remember who helped us and who helped the feds