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Art!
@punsultant.bsky.social
· Jul 11
Puns are the ska of comedy
If I wasn’t responsible for the care
of multiple children tomorrow, this is where I’d be
of multiple children tomorrow, this is where I’d be
If you haven't had the lemon ricotta pancakes, let me tell you that's a great deal.
Great cause, if u are available, participate in the Hells Kitchen benefit as well for Mercado Central tomorrow from 9am-4 pm in DT Minneapolis
See you there!
See you there!
February 16, 2026 at 5:33 AM
If I wasn’t responsible for the care
of multiple children tomorrow, this is where I’d be
of multiple children tomorrow, this is where I’d be
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If you haven't had the lemon ricotta pancakes, let me tell you that's a great deal.
Great cause, if u are available, participate in the Hells Kitchen benefit as well for Mercado Central tomorrow from 9am-4 pm in DT Minneapolis
See you there!
See you there!
February 16, 2026 at 5:02 AM
If you haven't had the lemon ricotta pancakes, let me tell you that's a great deal.
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Tell you what I’m OVER: The patronizing framing of feature stories marveling at how moms are throwing down right now for their communities. Come on. They’re constantly doing this emotional labor, planning, and work. It is not a stretch to assume their *skills* can be put to use on a larger scale.
February 16, 2026 at 2:54 AM
Tell you what I’m OVER: The patronizing framing of feature stories marveling at how moms are throwing down right now for their communities. Come on. They’re constantly doing this emotional labor, planning, and work. It is not a stretch to assume their *skills* can be put to use on a larger scale.
One of my favorite music trivia facts: in the Beach Boys’ recording of Barbara Ann, one of them yells “black sheep!” immediately following one of the “ba ba ba” sections, right around the 38 second mark
February 16, 2026 at 2:10 AM
One of my favorite music trivia facts: in the Beach Boys’ recording of Barbara Ann, one of them yells “black sheep!” immediately following one of the “ba ba ba” sections, right around the 38 second mark
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the Black Panthers were right
February 15, 2026 at 5:47 PM
the Black Panthers were right
Shout out to @mischieftoy.com for having FUCK ICE earrings on prominent display
February 16, 2026 at 12:55 AM
Shout out to @mischieftoy.com for having FUCK ICE earrings on prominent display
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douglas adams was our most accurate futurist
We are at an airport restaurant. A robot just drove up to us with our food, said, "Hi! Here I am!" and then drove away with our food.
February 15, 2026 at 10:10 PM
douglas adams was our most accurate futurist
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Shot / Chaser
February 16, 2026 at 12:42 AM
Shot / Chaser
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the concept of The Customer enables anyone with a few dollars to become an unimpeachable King whose honor and status must be respected. leaving aside everything else this is why capital must be destroyed
February 15, 2026 at 5:38 PM
the concept of The Customer enables anyone with a few dollars to become an unimpeachable King whose honor and status must be respected. leaving aside everything else this is why capital must be destroyed
Wine should whine when you pour it, I can’t keep making this joke by myself!
February 16, 2026 at 12:34 AM
Wine should whine when you pour it, I can’t keep making this joke by myself!
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Image description: the awesome "okay" ICE supporter-punching kid in cartoon form, cocking back his fist.
February 15, 2026 at 5:45 AM
Image description: the awesome "okay" ICE supporter-punching kid in cartoon form, cocking back his fist.
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Hello I’m just making sure everyone on earth has their ticket to the gender heist, a show that will fund opportunities for over 100 trans folks to share their stories this April!
secure.givelively.org/event/trans-...
secure.givelively.org/event/trans-...
February 15, 2026 at 3:04 AM
Hello I’m just making sure everyone on earth has their ticket to the gender heist, a show that will fund opportunities for over 100 trans folks to share their stories this April!
secure.givelively.org/event/trans-...
secure.givelively.org/event/trans-...
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Olympic commentary:
I want to see someone, anyone, free skate to Madeline Kahn's "I'm So Tired" from the film Blazing Saddles.
C'mon
Think of it.
You know you want it too!
I want to see someone, anyone, free skate to Madeline Kahn's "I'm So Tired" from the film Blazing Saddles.
C'mon
Think of it.
You know you want it too!
February 14, 2026 at 11:54 PM
Olympic commentary:
I want to see someone, anyone, free skate to Madeline Kahn's "I'm So Tired" from the film Blazing Saddles.
C'mon
Think of it.
You know you want it too!
I want to see someone, anyone, free skate to Madeline Kahn's "I'm So Tired" from the film Blazing Saddles.
C'mon
Think of it.
You know you want it too!
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hello and welcome to the political genius exam. here is question one. which is a more compelling message:
- the president is sending armies to occupy cities and kidnap and kill people and your town could be next
- a meal at the cheesecake factory that previously cost $100 now costs $104.9
- the president is sending armies to occupy cities and kidnap and kill people and your town could be next
- a meal at the cheesecake factory that previously cost $100 now costs $104.9
Romance alert: Trump's reckless tariffs have Valentine’s Day costs up across the board:
Roses 🌹16.6%
Chocolates🍫 18.7%
Ribeye 🥩 25.4%
Restaurant meals 🍽️ 4.9%
Roses 🌹16.6%
Chocolates🍫 18.7%
Ribeye 🥩 25.4%
Restaurant meals 🍽️ 4.9%
February 14, 2026 at 6:19 PM
hello and welcome to the political genius exam. here is question one. which is a more compelling message:
- the president is sending armies to occupy cities and kidnap and kill people and your town could be next
- a meal at the cheesecake factory that previously cost $100 now costs $104.9
- the president is sending armies to occupy cities and kidnap and kill people and your town could be next
- a meal at the cheesecake factory that previously cost $100 now costs $104.9
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Timeline cleanse: a past Valentine’s Day when Sybil’s brain cell was confronted with a laptop cable inches off the ground.
February 14, 2026 at 12:34 PM
Timeline cleanse: a past Valentine’s Day when Sybil’s brain cell was confronted with a laptop cable inches off the ground.
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"yeah I'm gonna punch you in the face"
February 14, 2026 at 5:31 AM
"yeah I'm gonna punch you in the face"
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oh FFS, maybe get them to throw some of that money into rent funds instead of a zip line
February 13, 2026 at 9:05 PM
oh FFS, maybe get them to throw some of that money into rent funds instead of a zip line
[mild #StarfleetAcademy spoilers]
Not entirely sure how I feel about this week's Starfleet Academy (I'm not a zombie guy) but goddamn did I love Paul Giamatti chewing the hell out of the scenery
Not entirely sure how I feel about this week's Starfleet Academy (I'm not a zombie guy) but goddamn did I love Paul Giamatti chewing the hell out of the scenery
February 13, 2026 at 4:37 PM
[mild #StarfleetAcademy spoilers]
Not entirely sure how I feel about this week's Starfleet Academy (I'm not a zombie guy) but goddamn did I love Paul Giamatti chewing the hell out of the scenery
Not entirely sure how I feel about this week's Starfleet Academy (I'm not a zombie guy) but goddamn did I love Paul Giamatti chewing the hell out of the scenery
🎵 he made my baby fall in love with meeeeee 🎵
February 13, 2026 at 3:35 PM
🎵 he made my baby fall in love with meeeeee 🎵
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I'm pretty proud of this poem I made out of the euphemisms that companies used to describe the ICE occupation in corporate communications. Also read the whole story: racketmn.com/corporate-co...
February 12, 2026 at 9:56 PM
I'm pretty proud of this poem I made out of the euphemisms that companies used to describe the ICE occupation in corporate communications. Also read the whole story: racketmn.com/corporate-co...
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Such a good article and made me think about the phrases I use instead: the current hellscape, today's horrors, ::gestures:: ALL THIS, the current bullshit, the ongoing fascist occupation...
I'm pretty proud of this poem I made out of the euphemisms that companies used to describe the ICE occupation in corporate communications. Also read the whole story: racketmn.com/corporate-co...
February 13, 2026 at 4:51 AM
Such a good article and made me think about the phrases I use instead: the current hellscape, today's horrors, ::gestures:: ALL THIS, the current bullshit, the ongoing fascist occupation...
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Juno is hardly an unbiased source here, NASA. “‘Guy Not As Big a Deal As He Claims,’ Says Vengeful Wife Guy Cheated On Constantly”
Jupiter is smaller and more squashed than we thought, says NASA. The Juno spacecraft reveals the gas giant isn't as big as we thought. #Space #Astronomy #Jupiter www.skyatnightmagazine.com/news/jupiter...
Jupiter is smaller and more squashed than we thought, says NASA | BBC Sky at Night Magazine
Data captured during 13 of the Juno spacecraft's flybys of Jupiter reveal the gas giant is narrower at the equator and flatter at the poles.
www.skyatnightmagazine.com
February 13, 2026 at 2:21 AM
Juno is hardly an unbiased source here, NASA. “‘Guy Not As Big a Deal As He Claims,’ Says Vengeful Wife Guy Cheated On Constantly”
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hold on i gotta take this
February 13, 2026 at 2:33 AM
hold on i gotta take this
Hey adhd friends, do you use a project management system to help organize your life? Like keeping track of writing every day, little house projects, keeping up with cleaning the bathroom, that sort of thing? I'm also considering bullet journaling, but giving myself daily assignments feels intriguing
February 13, 2026 at 1:04 AM
Hey adhd friends, do you use a project management system to help organize your life? Like keeping track of writing every day, little house projects, keeping up with cleaning the bathroom, that sort of thing? I'm also considering bullet journaling, but giving myself daily assignments feels intriguing