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· Jul 11
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Sincere question about the Starbucks strike: does this extend to the bottled drinks one would buy at the gas station? I'm going on a little road trip today and a mocha Frappuccino is my go-to road trip drink, but I do not want to inadvertently cross the picket line.
November 14, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Sincere question about the Starbucks strike: does this extend to the bottled drinks one would buy at the gas station? I'm going on a little road trip today and a mocha Frappuccino is my go-to road trip drink, but I do not want to inadvertently cross the picket line.
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KSMU's They Might Be Giants annual music marathon has begun! Streaming at KMSU.org. Rarities, requests, interviews and a live performance probably around 5:20 central. Tune in now!
November 14, 2025 at 1:18 PM
KSMU's They Might Be Giants annual music marathon has begun! Streaming at KMSU.org. Rarities, requests, interviews and a live performance probably around 5:20 central. Tune in now!
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Coats, hand warmers, waterproof gloves, ski masks, emergency blankets (annoying as blankets but ideal taped inside the walls of a tent reflecting the heat back in), dollars for other heat-related items! We can use it all!
i am alternating between unmitgated wordless wrath and furious emotional displacement purchasing for @supplydepotmpls.bsky.social
gotta do something with this, but the only meaningful thing i've come up with is that it's freezing out now, and a lot of people need a coat.
gotta do something with this, but the only meaningful thing i've come up with is that it's freezing out now, and a lot of people need a coat.
November 14, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Coats, hand warmers, waterproof gloves, ski masks, emergency blankets (annoying as blankets but ideal taped inside the walls of a tent reflecting the heat back in), dollars for other heat-related items! We can use it all!
I hear we’re posting thirst traps tonight
For the sake of @stellagarp.bsky.social who loves it so, a late entry for Flannel Forearm Friday
November 14, 2025 at 5:32 AM
I hear we’re posting thirst traps tonight
Quote with your own dramatic black and white selfie
November 13, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Quote with your own dramatic black and white selfie
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But "Mister Worf... fire!" is only three words
November 13, 2025 at 5:24 PM
But "Mister Worf... fire!" is only three words
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Dear Trans Kids,
I'll make you a deal, you fight to stay here and I'll fight along side you.
One day this hate and ignorance will end. One day you'll stop being the scapegoat of the wealthy, powerful, and ignorant, and I want you to be around to see that day.
I'll make you a deal, you fight to stay here and I'll fight along side you.
One day this hate and ignorance will end. One day you'll stop being the scapegoat of the wealthy, powerful, and ignorant, and I want you to be around to see that day.
September 1, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Dear Trans Kids,
I'll make you a deal, you fight to stay here and I'll fight along side you.
One day this hate and ignorance will end. One day you'll stop being the scapegoat of the wealthy, powerful, and ignorant, and I want you to be around to see that day.
I'll make you a deal, you fight to stay here and I'll fight along side you.
One day this hate and ignorance will end. One day you'll stop being the scapegoat of the wealthy, powerful, and ignorant, and I want you to be around to see that day.
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It's Transgender Awareness Week. We acknowledge the Transgender, Intersex & Non-Binary individuals of our community.
Every person who comes out or lives their true selves in today's climate of scapegoating hate has more courage than many will ever know.
You are welcome & you are loved. 🖖🏻💚
Every person who comes out or lives their true selves in today's climate of scapegoating hate has more courage than many will ever know.
You are welcome & you are loved. 🖖🏻💚
November 13, 2025 at 3:32 PM
It's Transgender Awareness Week. We acknowledge the Transgender, Intersex & Non-Binary individuals of our community.
Every person who comes out or lives their true selves in today's climate of scapegoating hate has more courage than many will ever know.
You are welcome & you are loved. 🖖🏻💚
Every person who comes out or lives their true selves in today's climate of scapegoating hate has more courage than many will ever know.
You are welcome & you are loved. 🖖🏻💚
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Here's a thread of completely unhinged things I told my coworker she should say the next time a healthcare worker asks her why she doesn't want kids. 🧵
November 13, 2025 at 6:22 AM
Here's a thread of completely unhinged things I told my coworker she should say the next time a healthcare worker asks her why she doesn't want kids. 🧵
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It is so shamefully dangerous to be a teenage girl in this country. It is so shamefully dangerous to be a child, period. I'm not sure there could be a vaster gulf between the right's worshipful posture towards the capital-C Child and their brutish disregard for actual, living children.
November 12, 2025 at 8:54 PM
It is so shamefully dangerous to be a teenage girl in this country. It is so shamefully dangerous to be a child, period. I'm not sure there could be a vaster gulf between the right's worshipful posture towards the capital-C Child and their brutish disregard for actual, living children.
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The value of reading history is you know that in 1860 there were abolitionists who were so demoralized that they thought chattel slavery would be permanent. 5 years later those still alive had lived to see its end.
November 12, 2025 at 8:05 PM
The value of reading history is you know that in 1860 there were abolitionists who were so demoralized that they thought chattel slavery would be permanent. 5 years later those still alive had lived to see its end.
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IT'S '6-7', COOPER. A GENERATION ALPHA TREND. WHAT THEY CALL A 'MAY-MAY'. IT'S AN ORPHANED SIGNIFIER, NO SIGNS ATTACHED. ONE COULD CALL IT DADAIST, BUT SOMME SAY IT'S TOO STUPID TO BE DADA. IT'S ANTI-MEANING, ANTI-HUMOUR, BUT DAMN IF THOSE KIDS DON'T FIND IT A CRACK-UP.
November 12, 2025 at 12:31 PM
IT'S '6-7', COOPER. A GENERATION ALPHA TREND. WHAT THEY CALL A 'MAY-MAY'. IT'S AN ORPHANED SIGNIFIER, NO SIGNS ATTACHED. ONE COULD CALL IT DADAIST, BUT SOMME SAY IT'S TOO STUPID TO BE DADA. IT'S ANTI-MEANING, ANTI-HUMOUR, BUT DAMN IF THOSE KIDS DON'T FIND IT A CRACK-UP.
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My takeaway from every new Epstein revelation is that some powerful people victimized many powerless young women, many more knew, some actively enabled it--and we're still being told that MeToo and accountability for sexual violence have gone too far
November 12, 2025 at 5:05 PM
My takeaway from every new Epstein revelation is that some powerful people victimized many powerless young women, many more knew, some actively enabled it--and we're still being told that MeToo and accountability for sexual violence have gone too far
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Happy Exploding Whale Day to all those who celebrate! #ExplodingWhale www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6CL...
Exploding Whale 50th Anniversary, Remastered!
YouTube video by KATU News
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November 12, 2024 at 3:43 PM
Happy Exploding Whale Day to all those who celebrate! #ExplodingWhale www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6CL...
I am exhibiting SO MUCH RESTRAINT not making areola puns with all this aurora posting
please clap
please clap
November 12, 2025 at 3:52 AM
I am exhibiting SO MUCH RESTRAINT not making areola puns with all this aurora posting
please clap
please clap
I was watching the TNG episode Time's Arrow.
I've seen it 1000 times. It holds no surprises for me.
And still I let out *such* an annoyed groan at the line, "Don't forget. The name's London. Jack London."
It was loud enough to concern Emily.
*That* is the power of Star Trek
I've seen it 1000 times. It holds no surprises for me.
And still I let out *such* an annoyed groan at the line, "Don't forget. The name's London. Jack London."
It was loud enough to concern Emily.
*That* is the power of Star Trek
November 12, 2025 at 12:14 AM
I was watching the TNG episode Time's Arrow.
I've seen it 1000 times. It holds no surprises for me.
And still I let out *such* an annoyed groan at the line, "Don't forget. The name's London. Jack London."
It was loud enough to concern Emily.
*That* is the power of Star Trek
I've seen it 1000 times. It holds no surprises for me.
And still I let out *such* an annoyed groan at the line, "Don't forget. The name's London. Jack London."
It was loud enough to concern Emily.
*That* is the power of Star Trek
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Anyone know artists who draw fantasy maps or modified Earth maps who take commissions?
November 11, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Anyone know artists who draw fantasy maps or modified Earth maps who take commissions?
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happy touch his tit tuesday to all who celebrate
November 11, 2025 at 12:25 PM
happy touch his tit tuesday to all who celebrate
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Howitzer does imply the existence of whyitzer, but that is sadly noncannon
November 11, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Howitzer does imply the existence of whyitzer, but that is sadly noncannon
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I’ve decided decided to expand on affable space monsters on their way to and from their coffee breaks to affable space monsters *on* their coffee breaks.
November 11, 2025 at 12:59 AM
I’ve decided decided to expand on affable space monsters on their way to and from their coffee breaks to affable space monsters *on* their coffee breaks.
I saw an ad for an AI company on LinkedIn and all ten comments are about how terrible AI is
This give me hope
This give me hope
November 11, 2025 at 3:03 PM
I saw an ad for an AI company on LinkedIn and all ten comments are about how terrible AI is
This give me hope
This give me hope
I’ve know this since I was in high school and I’m 41 years old
November 11, 2025 at 3:37 AM
I’ve know this since I was in high school and I’m 41 years old
One of the only things giving me a bit of solace lately is remembering how for every rightward lurch the world takes, there is a bigger leftward swing that inevitably follows. Usually.
But for now: FUCK. THIS.
But for now: FUCK. THIS.
This move is based on pseudoscientific nonsense. Just ftr.
The International Olympic Committee is set to ban trans and intersex women from competition. This is despite the fact that for 20 years, the IOC has allowed trans athletes to compete and only 1 has ever competed and none have ever won a medal.
www.the-independent.com/sport/olympi...
www.the-independent.com/sport/olympi...
November 11, 2025 at 3:07 AM
One of the only things giving me a bit of solace lately is remembering how for every rightward lurch the world takes, there is a bigger leftward swing that inevitably follows. Usually.
But for now: FUCK. THIS.
But for now: FUCK. THIS.