Sid Menon
@beamsplashx.wethoughtaboutgames.com
the guy who made every joke. co-hosting @bghof.com, hosting/editing We Thought About Games, and musicking as NETWORKS. all my posts are good
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"hey bro, can you give me that catalogue"
"bro... sure"
"bro... sure"
how many characters besides samus aran have a full body coverage suited-up form where they still just go by their normal name and don't even have a separate title they could be called by when suited up
December 26, 2025 at 4:15 PM
how many characters besides samus aran have a full body coverage suited-up form where they still just go by their normal name and don't even have a separate title they could be called by when suited up
do you think it feels good to have the protagonist of myst click on you
December 26, 2025 at 3:19 AM
do you think it feels good to have the protagonist of myst click on you
free headline for a review of someone's dream project that ends up feeling generic and disposable: Mega-slop-olis
December 25, 2025 at 8:07 PM
free headline for a review of someone's dream project that ends up feeling generic and disposable: Mega-slop-olis
Tony "The Rat" Spagnoli - It's the Friggin' Holidays, Whaddaya Want from Me?!
Side A: I Swear on My Nonna's Grave I Didn't Tell Nobody You Was Doin' Nothin' This Christmas
Side B: Maybe This Santa Guy Took All the Money Because I Would Never Do That to Ya's When You're Like a Brother to Me
Side A: I Swear on My Nonna's Grave I Didn't Tell Nobody You Was Doin' Nothin' This Christmas
Side B: Maybe This Santa Guy Took All the Money Because I Would Never Do That to Ya's When You're Like a Brother to Me
December 25, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Tony "The Rat" Spagnoli - It's the Friggin' Holidays, Whaddaya Want from Me?!
Side A: I Swear on My Nonna's Grave I Didn't Tell Nobody You Was Doin' Nothin' This Christmas
Side B: Maybe This Santa Guy Took All the Money Because I Would Never Do That to Ya's When You're Like a Brother to Me
Side A: I Swear on My Nonna's Grave I Didn't Tell Nobody You Was Doin' Nothin' This Christmas
Side B: Maybe This Santa Guy Took All the Money Because I Would Never Do That to Ya's When You're Like a Brother to Me
"i'm not that into feet"
-someone who only uses the metric system
-someone who only uses the metric system
December 25, 2025 at 6:14 AM
"i'm not that into feet"
-someone who only uses the metric system
-someone who only uses the metric system
guy who talks about how complex a piece of media he likes is by saying shit like "this has at LEAST five hundred themes"
December 25, 2025 at 3:21 AM
guy who talks about how complex a piece of media he likes is by saying shit like "this has at LEAST five hundred themes"
that song is inconsiderate of people complicatedly having a wonderful christmas time
December 24, 2025 at 10:19 PM
that song is inconsiderate of people complicatedly having a wonderful christmas time
IDEA: user interface designers who try to get involved in farming are suddenly beset by strange occurrences and crop squircles
December 24, 2025 at 7:06 PM
IDEA: user interface designers who try to get involved in farming are suddenly beset by strange occurrences and crop squircles
Megazone Six-Seven
December 24, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Megazone Six-Seven
IDEA: jester who wants you to overthrow a kingdom because the king hired a less funny jester who can also cast spells. their petitions of "yeah i can't shoot fireballs but that's not even what the job is" and "he's like not even that funny" were ignored
December 23, 2025 at 10:10 PM
IDEA: jester who wants you to overthrow a kingdom because the king hired a less funny jester who can also cast spells. their petitions of "yeah i can't shoot fireballs but that's not even what the job is" and "he's like not even that funny" were ignored
i gave up on collecting all the jiggies in this level
Handshake Boogie Jitters
December 23, 2025 at 9:05 PM
i gave up on collecting all the jiggies in this level
synthesizers and workstation keyboards really were the greatest gift to penis music. listen to anything from before then and you can see that they'd fully hit the limits of penisity that could be expressed via traditional instrumentation
December 23, 2025 at 4:43 AM
synthesizers and workstation keyboards really were the greatest gift to penis music. listen to anything from before then and you can see that they'd fully hit the limits of penisity that could be expressed via traditional instrumentation
this really works btw
My seduction technique? Oh, it's just learning your favorite foods and making the best possible version of them
December 23, 2025 at 3:33 AM
this really works btw
it's always something to bear witness to a game you considered buying and realize you dodged a bullet
can't wait to return for commentary on the expanded mode some day. dats vegas babey!!!!!!!!
can't wait to return for commentary on the expanded mode some day. dats vegas babey!!!!!!!!
You can watch our playthrough of the horror show here. (We'll eventually get around to showcasing the game's expanded "Special Story Mode" in due time): www.youtube.com/playlist?lis...
Countdown Vampires - YouTube
As voted for by our patrons, our playthrough of 1999's 'Countdown Vampires' begins! When a survival horror scenario occurs at a luxury casino, only a shirtle...
www.youtube.com
December 23, 2025 at 12:47 AM
it's always something to bear witness to a game you considered buying and realize you dodged a bullet
can't wait to return for commentary on the expanded mode some day. dats vegas babey!!!!!!!!
can't wait to return for commentary on the expanded mode some day. dats vegas babey!!!!!!!!
the games are called hitman because the protagonist is a very popular man
December 22, 2025 at 4:13 PM
the games are called hitman because the protagonist is a very popular man
[looking through items at a farmers market stall] so all these lit uncs are on fleek? That's Hot™. they'll pair nicely with my epic bacon jam. give me, say, six-seven of them, that'd be tubular
December 22, 2025 at 4:07 PM
[looking through items at a farmers market stall] so all these lit uncs are on fleek? That's Hot™. they'll pair nicely with my epic bacon jam. give me, say, six-seven of them, that'd be tubular
venigni would've loved correcting people who actually read the article based on inaccurate AI summaries of the article
December 22, 2025 at 5:22 AM
venigni would've loved correcting people who actually read the article based on inaccurate AI summaries of the article
hells yeah brother
December 21, 2025 at 11:47 PM
hells yeah brother
remembering everything i've read about the guy and realizing that for some people out there, the most annoying person they ever played dungeons & dragons with is now regularly on the news making millions of dollars
With Fast & Furious, Riddick, and now Ark 2, the most surefire way to kill a creative project dead is making it rely on Vin Diesel’s whims.
www.rockpapershotgun.com/shock-horror...
www.rockpapershotgun.com/shock-horror...
Shock horror, Ark 2 has been delayed, with its story now apparently at the whims of Vin Diesel
An announcement that will probably surprise no one, except for maybe Vinny himself, as uninvolved as he is.
www.rockpapershotgun.com
December 21, 2025 at 10:15 PM
remembering everything i've read about the guy and realizing that for some people out there, the most annoying person they ever played dungeons & dragons with is now regularly on the news making millions of dollars
melon baller:
1. implement for shaping melons into a ball or removing a core
2. your friend with great tits who gets paid big money
1. implement for shaping melons into a ball or removing a core
2. your friend with great tits who gets paid big money
December 20, 2025 at 6:41 PM
melon baller:
1. implement for shaping melons into a ball or removing a core
2. your friend with great tits who gets paid big money
1. implement for shaping melons into a ball or removing a core
2. your friend with great tits who gets paid big money
how about i don't so i can see what it looks like when this happens
December 20, 2025 at 5:05 AM
how about i don't so i can see what it looks like when this happens
has anyone tried censoring swears on youtube with a robot voice saying the swear word they were going to say
December 19, 2025 at 5:07 PM
has anyone tried censoring swears on youtube with a robot voice saying the swear word they were going to say