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noooo why is this New Yorker cartoon @consume.red -coded 💀💀💀
December 30, 2025 at 7:05 AM
The moon is always falling towards Earth (and missing). I can respect that but it doesn't sit right.
December 30, 2025 at 3:59 AM
philosophers: oh nice the market is up
When someone submits a resume today, they have the abysmally low 0.4% chance of actually getting the job, per Business Insider.
December 29, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Got a Christmas card from a family who used AI to give their photo a winter wonderland vibe, and it just... added another guy. Welcome to the family, bearded apparition!
December 28, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Nice bûche. Is it de Noël?
December 26, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Donald Duck put some pants on. Yeah, he goes by Don now.
December 25, 2025 at 11:05 PM
I don't know who this ancient yuletide Carol is, but she's about to get trolled
December 25, 2025 at 10:16 PM
(guy who refuses to do the reading) No one really knows the true meaning of Christmas.
December 24, 2025 at 7:31 PM
I can't stop laughing about this. They searched for the meaning of Christmas and it was some other baby.
pretty sure there’s already a rather important christmas baby
December 24, 2025 at 2:28 AM
(another baby is born) This is not about you.
December 24, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Chains shall he break, for the slave is our brother / and in his name all oppression shall cease.

Can't tell you how badly I need a protest montage (the brave clergy, the caged nativities) set to O Holy Night.
December 24, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Reposted by okay Kelly
this Christmas song lowkey fails the Bechdel test
December 17, 2024 at 4:46 AM
Our tiniest love left us this weekend. Clementine was my constant buddy for almost ten years. She was most at home wherever I was, with her head resting on my hand. Rest in peace, little one.
December 23, 2025 at 1:36 AM
The reason LLMs are so depressing is that they're God's perfect flattery machines but humans keep picking them up and asking them matters of fact.
December 20, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Two nights in critical care for our sweet Clementine.
December 20, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Watching a show about a detective who excels at his job, but get this: he's got something of a rough exterior.
December 20, 2025 at 6:59 AM
I think we're all wondering why someone who refused to submit some of the required documents wasn't selected to move forward in the hiring process.
Another incredible case of white racial grievance about the academic job market.

He reveals at the end that he wouldn’t provide the necessary application materials!
December 19, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Pachelbel was a gifted musician. Shame he's known chiefly for his weaponry.
December 16, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Made a sandwich and put it in the slow cooker (me).
December 15, 2025 at 9:18 PM
My grandma's 99th birthday party was a surprisingly nimble marketplace of ideas.
December 15, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Long day in the grading mines. I'm having a better time than this poor canary, tho.
December 15, 2025 at 1:03 AM
I want all my tabs in one window—but I don't want the window to be crowded!
December 14, 2025 at 12:59 AM
lowkey killing it in the group chat with something called "Tube Man: A Twob-Man Show"
December 14, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Person of the Year: no one. Frankly, you all need to take a long hard look at yourselves.
There's something so annoying about when Time cannot even pick a person for their own person of the year award, an obligation they have invented for themselves. It's like if I told you to ask me my favourite movie and I said "French new wave"
December 14, 2025 at 12:16 AM
I'm trying to articulate a certain tone of AI writing that I get sometimes, presumably when a student prompts the system not to be overly formal. It's like a cross between infomercial and "How do you do, fellow kids?"
December 13, 2025 at 11:59 PM