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philosophy // parenting // pacific northwest
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Mumbling "short live the king" must go so hard if you're a peasant.
November 10, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Mumbling "short live the king" must go so hard if you're a peasant.
Yeah, I'm middle aged.*
* gilt to the hilt, weird guys in my margins, holding a baby with adult proportions
* gilt to the hilt, weird guys in my margins, holding a baby with adult proportions
November 10, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Yeah, I'm middle aged.*
* gilt to the hilt, weird guys in my margins, holding a baby with adult proportions
* gilt to the hilt, weird guys in my margins, holding a baby with adult proportions
I had not yet chosen an AOS in philosophy of language, but there were signs.
Wait, same but for a different part of the song! I didn't know if 'don't tell me cuz it hurts' should be parsed as [don't tell me, because it hurts when you tell me] or [don't tell me the words 'cuz it hurts'; I don't want to hear you say that]. I was so young at the time. 😭
November 9, 2025 at 10:53 PM
I had not yet chosen an AOS in philosophy of language, but there were signs.
Bro are you 8-10 library books for our kids because I am checking you out.
(3 mo later) Bro are you what our family owes the library re: Unicornado: Another Phoebe and her Unicorn Adventure by Dana Simpson because you are fine.
(30 sec later) Actually bro can you swing by the book return after w-
(3 mo later) Bro are you what our family owes the library re: Unicornado: Another Phoebe and her Unicorn Adventure by Dana Simpson because you are fine.
(30 sec later) Actually bro can you swing by the book return after w-
November 9, 2025 at 8:04 AM
Bro are you 8-10 library books for our kids because I am checking you out.
(3 mo later) Bro are you what our family owes the library re: Unicornado: Another Phoebe and her Unicorn Adventure by Dana Simpson because you are fine.
(30 sec later) Actually bro can you swing by the book return after w-
(3 mo later) Bro are you what our family owes the library re: Unicornado: Another Phoebe and her Unicorn Adventure by Dana Simpson because you are fine.
(30 sec later) Actually bro can you swing by the book return after w-
Okay, folks. Let's wrap it up.
November 8, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Okay, folks. Let's wrap it up.
85 years ago today, Galloping Gertie collapsed into the Puget Sound. Hold your favorite feats of engineering a little closer today, folks.
November 8, 2025 at 5:32 AM
85 years ago today, Galloping Gertie collapsed into the Puget Sound. Hold your favorite feats of engineering a little closer today, folks.
quietly stabbing myself during the faculty meeting
(it's okay; I got some sewing done)
((no it was not the worst part of the meeting))
(it's okay; I got some sewing done)
((no it was not the worst part of the meeting))
November 8, 2025 at 12:38 AM
quietly stabbing myself during the faculty meeting
(it's okay; I got some sewing done)
((no it was not the worst part of the meeting))
(it's okay; I got some sewing done)
((no it was not the worst part of the meeting))
they may pay us poorly, but at least we've got that inheritance ⬇️
As a philosopher I come from a rich tradition of being annoying af
November 7, 2025 at 7:00 PM
they may pay us poorly, but at least we've got that inheritance ⬇️
In a series of short weekly overview videos, I build a kind of narrative structure and cohesion to the semester through the slow but perceptible decline of the plant behind me.
November 7, 2025 at 5:17 PM
In a series of short weekly overview videos, I build a kind of narrative structure and cohesion to the semester through the slow but perceptible decline of the plant behind me.
Holding space for all the women who ruin their workplace due to character flaws and not as a result of gender. I see you. You are valid.
November 7, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Holding space for all the women who ruin their workplace due to character flaws and not as a result of gender. I see you. You are valid.
Chasing the spark of a new paper idea. Could any work of art better capture the feeling than "yes YES The tiger is out"?
November 7, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Chasing the spark of a new paper idea. Could any work of art better capture the feeling than "yes YES The tiger is out"?
breaking: jury says civilians can legally deploy subs in targeted land strike
November 6, 2025 at 10:43 PM
breaking: jury says civilians can legally deploy subs in targeted land strike
The sandwich is not the speech act. The sandwich is the word.
is a sandwich a speech act
November 6, 2025 at 8:53 PM
The sandwich is not the speech act. The sandwich is the word.
Amelia Bedelia was an outlier adn should not have been counted
November 6, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Amelia Bedelia was an outlier adn should not have been counted
Mods are asleep. Post process.
November 6, 2025 at 7:20 AM
Mods are asleep. Post process.
Said the four words every man wants to hear.*
*I need a spreadsheet.
*I need a spreadsheet.
November 6, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Said the four words every man wants to hear.*
*I need a spreadsheet.
*I need a spreadsheet.
Zohran is such a good speaker that I haven't seen a single mention of his new mustache situation.
November 5, 2025 at 6:14 AM
Zohran is such a good speaker that I haven't seen a single mention of his new mustache situation.
The only candidate to publicly endorse an okay Kelly design [top left] won his race tonight. Will the establishment learn anything from this?
It's time to vote...for an "I Registered" sticker!
Two days ago, we put out the call for new designs and *hundreds* of you came through. We picked our top 10 and now it's time for you to make the final call.
Polls are open until Sunday at 10am at zohranfornyc.com/stickittothe...
Two days ago, we put out the call for new designs and *hundreds* of you came through. We picked our top 10 and now it's time for you to make the final call.
Polls are open until Sunday at 10am at zohranfornyc.com/stickittothe...
November 5, 2025 at 4:26 AM
The only candidate to publicly endorse an okay Kelly design [top left] won his race tonight. Will the establishment learn anything from this?
eagerly awaiting JPhil's Truthiest Man Alive issue
November 4, 2025 at 9:05 PM
eagerly awaiting JPhil's Truthiest Man Alive issue
tried allspice on my oatmeal today, in case you're wondering how rock n' roll things can get around here
November 4, 2025 at 7:22 PM
tried allspice on my oatmeal today, in case you're wondering how rock n' roll things can get around here
Lego: Ninjago: Dragons Rising is legally a soap opera
November 4, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Lego: Ninjago: Dragons Rising is legally a soap opera
Working my way through local candidates in the voters' pamphlet, trying to decide how much of a red flag "common sense" is.
November 3, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Working my way through local candidates in the voters' pamphlet, trying to decide how much of a red flag "common sense" is.
this Halloween I'm dressing up as your worst nightmare: an email that begins "dear applicant"
November 1, 2025 at 4:41 AM
this Halloween I'm dressing up as your worst nightmare: an email that begins "dear applicant"
Hope you all nail your looks tonight, just like Martin Luther nailed the 95 theses to the door on this day 500 years ago.
October 31, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Hope you all nail your looks tonight, just like Martin Luther nailed the 95 theses to the door on this day 500 years ago.
Anonymous reviewer:
DO NOT tell me that the natural language conditional is not the material conditional, i swear to GOD
October 31, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Anonymous reviewer: