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noam chompers
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Mid-career postdoc
I earnestly believe that this is far more effective political communication than ‘the thing about the length of ice training is… and we must secure our borders but…’. People aint listening to all that
Mamdani: "I am in support of abolishing ICE. What we see is an entity that has no interest in fulfilling its stated reason to exist. We're seeing a government agency that is supposed to be enforcing some kind of immigration law, but instead what it's doing is terrorizing people."
January 20, 2026 at 9:39 PM
If getting to New York City requires traversing 10,000 miles, then I would say it’s straightforwardly true that mamdani is not your mayor, yes
Twitter undefeated in the brain worms arena
January 20, 2026 at 9:25 PM
The thing about that post that got more likes on twitter than on bluesky is that it wasn’t a good post
January 20, 2026 at 1:51 AM
enjoying imagining a milieu in which it is the case that calling things 'syncategoramatic' could rightly be described as 'trendy'
January 19, 2026 at 8:46 PM
i don't believe that an important factor in how the current political moment unfolds is whether people are nice to richard hanania online, and you cannot make me believe that
January 19, 2026 at 8:13 PM
Incredibly embarrassing thing to say outloud in any case, but also I’m hard pressed to think of a pundit who is more predictable than Bari Weiss
January 19, 2026 at 6:30 PM
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incredible stuff
January 19, 2026 at 3:45 PM
imagining the academic who is blown away by the revelation that you can use chatgpt to brainstorm ideas or propose a structure for a paper
January 19, 2026 at 4:30 PM
these guys are conservative, but, *get this*, they *also* have a narrow and hierarchical conception of masculinity!
This man's entire job is to classify one-dimensional right-wing movements as far too complicated to place on the ideological spectrum.
www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/0...
January 19, 2026 at 4:18 PM
Made an extremely good sandwich
January 18, 2026 at 11:49 PM
Texans have the unusual team construction of the Harlem globetrotters on defense and the Washington generals on offense
January 18, 2026 at 10:14 PM
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i’m a little confused about how “abolish ICE” requires too much explaining to be good politics, but a set of opaque incremental reforms does not.
"If you're explaining, you're losing." –Senator Ruben Gallego on the "Abolish ICE" debate.
January 17, 2026 at 5:14 PM
WE WANT DAVIS MILLS
January 18, 2026 at 9:28 PM
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"And with that sack the Texans have forced ANOTHER 3-and-out. That gives the ball back to C.J. Stroud, let's see what he can do with it."

C.J. Stroud:
January 18, 2026 at 9:23 PM
Once again suggesting the Texans consider punting on first down and relying on their defense to turn the ball over because that is more promising than their offense
January 18, 2026 at 9:06 PM
respect for the academic enterprise constitutively involves being disdainful of bad arguments. literally the whole point is to distinguish good arguments from bad arguments
I want to address my friend Ilan who says here that he has been subject to “a lot of hate” from academics who “should know better” and haven’t respected the “academic enterprise.”

I don’t dislike Ilan. I also think his paper is fundamentally wrong and not scholarly.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=pFge...
The Sanity Interview: Ilan Wurman
YouTube video by The New York Sun
m.youtube.com
January 18, 2026 at 7:00 PM
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Frank Crum ran a 4.94 40 at 6’8 310 which is nuts. More importantly here is a picture of him doing it
January 17, 2026 at 10:28 PM
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frank crum just scored a td. it is important for you to see frank crum while thinking about how his name is frank crum. i wanted bears to draft him so bad.
January 17, 2026 at 10:25 PM
BIG BOY HOURS BABY
January 17, 2026 at 10:24 PM
Setting aside the moral and intellectual critiques one could levy, the political savvy that concludes that podcasting with Ben Shapiro will help one win the democratic presidential primary is not one I’d be inclined to bet on
Ben Shapiro: "Israel did not commit a genocide in Gaza"
Gavin Newsom: "I agree with you."
January 17, 2026 at 10:01 PM
not helping us sort it all out: david brooks
January 17, 2026 at 4:01 PM
sometimes a page break occurs in exactly the right place
January 16, 2026 at 8:35 PM
Let’s fund the ‘shooting random citizens in the face’ organization at either slightly lower levels, or at somewhat higher levels but they have to sit through some more training before they’re deployed to American cities
January 15, 2026 at 12:43 AM
Treason! lol
I'm starting to question this guy's commitment to free speech
January 15, 2026 at 12:33 AM
January 15, 2026 at 12:21 AM