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“Some legal experts said kidnapping foreign heads of state may contravene international law. Others, however, said they wrote some SSRN papers for the Institute for Libertarian Feudalism showing that the heart of the US constitutional tradition is the President can do what he likes, if I like it.”
January 4, 2026 at 1:48 AM
“Some legal experts said kidnapping foreign heads of state may contravene international law. Others, however, said they wrote some SSRN papers for the Institute for Libertarian Feudalism showing that the heart of the US constitutional tradition is the President can do what he likes, if I like it.”
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525 things can be true, people.
1 The world is all that is the case.
1.1 The world is the totality of facts, not of things.
1.11 The world is determined by the facts, and by their being all the facts.
1.12 For the totality of facts determines what is the case, and also whatever is not
1 The world is all that is the case.
1.1 The world is the totality of facts, not of things.
1.11 The world is determined by the facts, and by their being all the facts.
1.12 For the totality of facts determines what is the case, and also whatever is not
January 4, 2026 at 12:29 AM
525 things can be true, people.
1 The world is all that is the case.
1.1 The world is the totality of facts, not of things.
1.11 The world is determined by the facts, and by their being all the facts.
1.12 For the totality of facts determines what is the case, and also whatever is not
1 The world is all that is the case.
1.1 The world is the totality of facts, not of things.
1.11 The world is determined by the facts, and by their being all the facts.
1.12 For the totality of facts determines what is the case, and also whatever is not
i sorta know it intellectually, but it still manages to shock me how much the american elite loves war
January 3, 2026 at 6:19 PM
i sorta know it intellectually, but it still manages to shock me how much the american elite loves war
democracy dies in darkness baby
The Washington Post editorial board comes out in favor of the Venezuela attack/operation to capture Maduro
January 3, 2026 at 5:52 PM
democracy dies in darkness baby
y'know if obviously criminal heads of state can be abducted by foreign powers and forced to stand trial, that does raise some interesting possibilities
January 3, 2026 at 5:48 PM
y'know if obviously criminal heads of state can be abducted by foreign powers and forced to stand trial, that does raise some interesting possibilities
an iconic chompers family story is when my sister was little she was playing dress up and put on a wedding dress and put her doll under the dress and said 'look mommy! i'm a pregnant bride!'
Just watched Premier League player score a goal then put the ball under his shirt and suck his thumb as a celebration. Is he supposed to be pregnant or a baby. Or both
January 3, 2026 at 4:34 PM
an iconic chompers family story is when my sister was little she was playing dress up and put on a wedding dress and put her doll under the dress and said 'look mommy! i'm a pregnant bride!'
It means that for too long, those fluent in the good grammar of civility have deployed decorum to mask agendas of cruelty
But can anyone tell me what this bit means? “For too long, those fluent in the good grammar of civility have deployed decorum to mask agendas of cruelty.”
January 2, 2026 at 6:12 PM
It means that for too long, those fluent in the good grammar of civility have deployed decorum to mask agendas of cruelty
MY TAKE: that’s a stupid idea
This article advocates for the “Faculty Merit Act” that would — get this — require all faculty applicants to submit their *SAT* scores. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Holy shirts that’s hilarious.
January 2, 2026 at 6:07 PM
MY TAKE: that’s a stupid idea
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me seeing an article about the 25 Hottest and Most Popular Celebrities: haha who are any of these people?
me seeing a screenshot of a horrible post by CeleriusAvignon8888, Based Viscount of the New Bayesian Duchy of Pure Reason: oh it's this fuckin guy again
me seeing a screenshot of a horrible post by CeleriusAvignon8888, Based Viscount of the New Bayesian Duchy of Pure Reason: oh it's this fuckin guy again
August 11, 2025 at 5:29 PM
me seeing an article about the 25 Hottest and Most Popular Celebrities: haha who are any of these people?
me seeing a screenshot of a horrible post by CeleriusAvignon8888, Based Viscount of the New Bayesian Duchy of Pure Reason: oh it's this fuckin guy again
me seeing a screenshot of a horrible post by CeleriusAvignon8888, Based Viscount of the New Bayesian Duchy of Pure Reason: oh it's this fuckin guy again
human rights organizations have been ideologically captured by Big Human Rights
January 2, 2026 at 1:20 AM
human rights organizations have been ideologically captured by Big Human Rights
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"I ain't buying that fake-fake punt crap."
January 1, 2026 at 9:52 PM
"I ain't buying that fake-fake punt crap."
One thing I don’t really tweet about too much, but I am routinely bowled over by, is how generous and supportive so many busy, talented people are with respect to helping me with job market stuff. It means a lot to me
January 1, 2026 at 9:20 PM
One thing I don’t really tweet about too much, but I am routinely bowled over by, is how generous and supportive so many busy, talented people are with respect to helping me with job market stuff. It means a lot to me
gonna start calling advertising 'copaganda' because it is propaganda to encourage copping aka buying various products
January 1, 2026 at 8:41 PM
gonna start calling advertising 'copaganda' because it is propaganda to encourage copping aka buying various products
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This year I’m going to be kinder, more positive, work harder, and put more faith in myself until the very first minor obstacle throws me off for the next 350+ days
January 1, 2026 at 5:13 PM
This year I’m going to be kinder, more positive, work harder, and put more faith in myself until the very first minor obstacle throws me off for the next 350+ days
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my 'the constitution remains firm and unshaken' statement is raising questions already...
Chief Justice John Roberts says the Constitution remains "firm and unshaken" with major Supreme Court rulings ahead.
Chief Justice says Constitution remains 'firm and unshaken' with major Supreme Court rulings ahead
Chief Justice John Roberts says that the Constitution remains a sturdy pillar for the country, a message that comes after a tumultuous year in the nation’s judicial system with pivotal Supreme Court decisions on the horizon.
bit.ly
January 1, 2026 at 12:55 AM
my 'the constitution remains firm and unshaken' statement is raising questions already...
If you start reading Hume’s Enquiry right now, you’ll get to the ‘commit it to the flames’ part at exactly midnight
December 31, 2025 at 11:14 PM
If you start reading Hume’s Enquiry right now, you’ll get to the ‘commit it to the flames’ part at exactly midnight
was like 'who tf is kat rosenfield?' and then i remembered it's the lady who seems to think it's impossible to be evil and stupid at the same time
December 31, 2025 at 5:14 PM
was like 'who tf is kat rosenfield?' and then i remembered it's the lady who seems to think it's impossible to be evil and stupid at the same time
of all the reasons people disqualify each other when on dating apps, divergent political values is arguably the exact least objectionable one lol
December 31, 2025 at 3:38 PM
of all the reasons people disqualify each other when on dating apps, divergent political values is arguably the exact least objectionable one lol
Watched relay on the plane—liked it a lot! Scratched some of the Bourne itch in a very fun way. If you make hell or high water and relay, I learn that your name is David MacKenzie
December 31, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Watched relay on the plane—liked it a lot! Scratched some of the Bourne itch in a very fun way. If you make hell or high water and relay, I learn that your name is David MacKenzie
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One of the greatest of the Old Twitter comedians, Mike Fossey, has passed away much too young. Truly a legend of the genre.
December 30, 2025 at 3:34 PM
One of the greatest of the Old Twitter comedians, Mike Fossey, has passed away much too young. Truly a legend of the genre.
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Actually I just googled it and couldn’t have been more wrong
December 30, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Actually I just googled it and couldn’t have been more wrong
Glad to see this one posted. Top ten favorite tweet of all time for me. Rip to one of the true artists of the medium
RIP Mike F, he made endless bangers but this is my favorite
December 30, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Glad to see this one posted. Top ten favorite tweet of all time for me. Rip to one of the true artists of the medium
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RIP Mike F, he made endless bangers but this is my favorite
December 30, 2025 at 9:15 PM
RIP Mike F, he made endless bangers but this is my favorite