Norm
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"I understood what he meant when he said I sucked." -- Todd Snider
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the jokes on you guy who told me to go fuck myself. i was going to do that anyway
November 9, 2025 at 5:02 AM
the jokes on you guy who told me to go fuck myself. i was going to do that anyway
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absurd is short for absolute turd
November 10, 2025 at 5:33 AM
absurd is short for absolute turd
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You call it an anxiety disorder, I'd say it's my 6th sense
November 11, 2025 at 2:35 AM
You call it an anxiety disorder, I'd say it's my 6th sense
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i didnt drop it like its hot i dropped it because im clumsy
November 11, 2025 at 3:05 AM
i didnt drop it like its hot i dropped it because im clumsy
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Any time I don’t know the answer to a question, I say “the surgeon was the boy’s mother” just in case
November 11, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Any time I don’t know the answer to a question, I say “the surgeon was the boy’s mother” just in case
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OUT: entering your Jesus year (33)
IN: entering your Bluesky year (38)
IN: entering your Bluesky year (38)
November 11, 2025 at 12:07 AM
OUT: entering your Jesus year (33)
IN: entering your Bluesky year (38)
IN: entering your Bluesky year (38)
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it takes a village people to raise a macho man
November 10, 2025 at 5:30 PM
it takes a village people to raise a macho man
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There’s white noise there’s pink noise there’s brown noise there’s green noise there’s too many noises
November 10, 2025 at 10:51 PM
There’s white noise there’s pink noise there’s brown noise there’s green noise there’s too many noises
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Everybody on Sisyphus, what about Broyphus. This guy right here knows what I’m talkin bout
November 10, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Everybody on Sisyphus, what about Broyphus. This guy right here knows what I’m talkin bout
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I swear to god there must be a neurotransmitter that provides feelings of pleasure from doing or saying the stupidest shit. When they discover it, it must be named derpamine
November 10, 2025 at 11:33 PM
I swear to god there must be a neurotransmitter that provides feelings of pleasure from doing or saying the stupidest shit. When they discover it, it must be named derpamine
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Hey girl are you Billy Mays because sham-wow
November 10, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Hey girl are you Billy Mays because sham-wow
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Three years of planning, two bribed security guards, and one unlocked warehouse door later, Nancy had finally freed her family from the hellscape that was Kohl’s. After the brief, but intoxicating moment of exultation passed, she was left with just one burning question. Now what?
November 10, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Three years of planning, two bribed security guards, and one unlocked warehouse door later, Nancy had finally freed her family from the hellscape that was Kohl’s. After the brief, but intoxicating moment of exultation passed, she was left with just one burning question. Now what?
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You’ve been hit by 👏👏
You’ve been struck by 👏
A cool townhouse row
You’ve been struck by 👏
A cool townhouse row
November 10, 2025 at 10:50 PM
You’ve been hit by 👏👏
You’ve been struck by 👏
A cool townhouse row
You’ve been struck by 👏
A cool townhouse row
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my Edmund Fitzgerald was a Great Lakes freighter for 17 years. i walked with her load of iron ore, twenty-six thousand tons more than she weighed empty. you wouldn't survive 3 seconds in her vagina when the gales of November come early.
i miss her terribly.
i miss her terribly.
November 10, 2025 at 11:32 PM
my Edmund Fitzgerald was a Great Lakes freighter for 17 years. i walked with her load of iron ore, twenty-six thousand tons more than she weighed empty. you wouldn't survive 3 seconds in her vagina when the gales of November come early.
i miss her terribly.
i miss her terribly.
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When they used to pick ppl for teams in gym I’d just disappear & walk around the halls, find teachers on break & ask how the fam was doin
November 10, 2025 at 1:37 PM
When they used to pick ppl for teams in gym I’d just disappear & walk around the halls, find teachers on break & ask how the fam was doin
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Pour one out for our guys laying on the ground with their mouths open
November 10, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Pour one out for our guys laying on the ground with their mouths open
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if you’re gonna drive me crazy we might as well take the scenic route
November 10, 2025 at 9:55 PM
if you’re gonna drive me crazy we might as well take the scenic route
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Sometimes what the doctor ordered is a nice lil beige meal
November 10, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Sometimes what the doctor ordered is a nice lil beige meal
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I do think sports betting should be legal, but you should have to place bets in person with someone you are afraid will physically harm you if you don't pay up.
November 10, 2025 at 11:38 PM
I do think sports betting should be legal, but you should have to place bets in person with someone you are afraid will physically harm you if you don't pay up.
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Sorry for what I said yesterday but in my defence I really did feel that way at the time.
November 9, 2025 at 6:49 AM
Sorry for what I said yesterday but in my defence I really did feel that way at the time.
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Hamburger helps those that help themselves
November 9, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Hamburger helps those that help themselves
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I like visiting my ancestral home
(dives head first into bog)
(dives head first into bog)
November 10, 2025 at 11:52 PM
I like visiting my ancestral home
(dives head first into bog)
(dives head first into bog)
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38 year olds! On bluesky
November 11, 2025 at 12:04 AM
38 year olds! On bluesky
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In the midnight hour she cried more more more (sleep)
- Billy Idol updated
- Billy Idol updated
November 10, 2025 at 7:32 PM
In the midnight hour she cried more more more (sleep)
- Billy Idol updated
- Billy Idol updated