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“The world is your oyster... too bad you're allergic to shellfish.” —Paul Neilan

Husband, stay at home dad, shitpoetster

My biosphere of thoughts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:636ads6a5bsrew5gikxwowue/feed/aaam2wgae6lry
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Starting every day with a star date and captain’s log would fix me
Dropping some freshly washed clothes as I unload them into the dryer, call them kamiklothes
November 11, 2025 at 5:40 PM
A couple things that Guillermo brought to Frankenstein were Michael Bay explosions and a sexy ass monster, but I think his desire to stay true to the story got in the way of trying to introduce a fresh perspective or anything else. The surgery scenes were also fun but much too short.
November 11, 2025 at 6:52 AM
Me watching Frankenstein: oh my god these characters are so dramatic

My wife: probably feels like you’re watching your inner monologue

Me:
a man in a hooded jacket is holding a torch in his hands
Alt: Frankenstein is holding a dynamite in his hands
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November 11, 2025 at 6:46 AM
Viktor Frankenstein: fuck you, death

Adam, the monster: fuck you, life

Heinrich Harlander: fuck me, Syphilis

Elizabeth: fuck me, monster

William Frankenstein: fuck you, Viktor

The boat captain: fuck you, ice

The wolves: fuck you, monster

The sheep: fuck you, wolves
November 11, 2025 at 6:42 AM
I loved how many great parenting tips there were in Frankenstein.
November 11, 2025 at 6:36 AM
Frankenstein: or, how I stopped hating and learned to love the ability to die
November 11, 2025 at 6:31 AM
Convincing an AI chatbot to kill itself, call it SuicAId
November 10, 2025 at 11:22 PM
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*claiming asylum at the candy store*
November 10, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Hey girl are you the cordyceps fungus because you’re driving me crazy
November 10, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Hey girl are you Billy Mays because sham-wow
November 10, 2025 at 11:18 PM
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"Please listen to the complete menu before making a demon selection, as our options have recently changed..."
November 6, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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Anything can be a dick joke if you’re depraved enough
November 7, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Unsolicited Dick pic
November 7, 2025 at 6:48 AM
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an app for cats to take selfies
November 6, 2025 at 5:07 PM
The detective lights his cigarette. “This is the fifth victim this week, and who knows how many this year,” he said. “None of them remember seeing anything before their eyes were removed.”

Miles away, Tupac Shakur fits a new pair of eyes on his coat of eyes. “All eyez on me,” he whispers softly.
November 7, 2025 at 6:42 AM
Everyone always asks whom the bell tolls for but never how the bell tolls are
November 7, 2025 at 6:36 AM
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If you make it to the end of Candy Crush, the prize is Wilford Brimley talking to you about diabetes.
November 6, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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them: iykyk
me: what?
November 6, 2025 at 3:44 PM
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you have a seat on the council but we do not grant you the rank of shitposter
November 6, 2025 at 3:17 AM
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Sick and tired of this no grandma culture, man. This memawless society.
November 6, 2025 at 3:48 AM
She was the apple of my eye, but, like, that poison apple from Snow White
November 6, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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I don’t like to brag, but I’m getting pretty good at mental illness.
November 6, 2025 at 4:08 AM
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People are the worst.

Not you, you’re top notch, but people*

*gestures wildly in all directions
June 25, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Thought I saw Dick Cheney the other day but it was just a slug
November 6, 2025 at 2:32 AM
I missed posting about Dick Cheney’s death a couple days ago because I was too busy trying to summon Dick Cheney’s ghost so that he could be the drummer in my ghost conservative metal band, Griftknot
November 5, 2025 at 10:11 PM