Writing D.C.M.
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“The world is your oyster... too bad you're allergic to shellfish.” —Paul Neilan
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Writing D.C.M.
@writingdcm.bsky.social
· Sep 28
Starting every day with a star date and captain’s log would fix me
Silksong difficulty spiking for me rn once you get the ability to silk thread through your own needle and then shoot out to propel yourself forward like some kind of airplane
On a side note I wish I could gain that ability. To weave.
Maybe I should become a seammister
On a side note I wish I could gain that ability. To weave.
Maybe I should become a seammister
January 10, 2026 at 6:21 AM
Silksong difficulty spiking for me rn once you get the ability to silk thread through your own needle and then shoot out to propel yourself forward like some kind of airplane
On a side note I wish I could gain that ability. To weave.
Maybe I should become a seammister
On a side note I wish I could gain that ability. To weave.
Maybe I should become a seammister
My new profile pic is 1 degree off kilter to counterbalance the 99 degrees off kilter I am rn
January 10, 2026 at 6:16 AM
My new profile pic is 1 degree off kilter to counterbalance the 99 degrees off kilter I am rn
I’m sure a lot of women were relieved when Mary said she was chosen but I’m also sure a lot of women were also pissed she got to use that excuse
December 29, 2025 at 12:54 AM
I’m sure a lot of women were relieved when Mary said she was chosen but I’m also sure a lot of women were also pissed she got to use that excuse
Deck the hall with deez nutz
December 29, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Deck the hall with deez nutz
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it’s my backyard and i’ll pee if i want to
December 19, 2025 at 10:34 PM
it’s my backyard and i’ll pee if i want to
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I just killed a bug and said “sorry, buddy” as I flushed him down the toilet
December 20, 2025 at 12:44 AM
I just killed a bug and said “sorry, buddy” as I flushed him down the toilet
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If this post gets 100 likes I'll make another post talking about how it got 100 likes
December 20, 2025 at 2:48 AM
If this post gets 100 likes I'll make another post talking about how it got 100 likes
raising 2 kids has me a new kind of tired but one that has been so rewarding in so many ways. It’s also been fun to notice the differences between raising a boy vs a girl, especially as we’ve tried to be so neutral with everything with our son and are more or less doing that with our daughter
December 20, 2025 at 2:43 AM
raising 2 kids has me a new kind of tired but one that has been so rewarding in so many ways. It’s also been fun to notice the differences between raising a boy vs a girl, especially as we’ve tried to be so neutral with everything with our son and are more or less doing that with our daughter
Posting on BlueSky is always a mixed bag because at any time the majority of users are either reading the life story before a recipe or writing one
December 17, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Posting on BlueSky is always a mixed bag because at any time the majority of users are either reading the life story before a recipe or writing one
Ai company called pAIrenting
December 14, 2025 at 7:08 AM
Ai company called pAIrenting
Sometimes therapy is a red star talking to a blue star
December 14, 2025 at 7:02 AM
Sometimes therapy is a red star talking to a blue star
Playing Christmas music while playing TLOU Part 2 No Return really changes the tone of both those songs and that game
December 13, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Playing Christmas music while playing TLOU Part 2 No Return really changes the tone of both those songs and that game
Them: (inspirational) yesterday is history, the future is a mystery, today is a gift that’s why they call it the present
Me: aren’t gifts and presents mysteries too
Them: *tossing me into a wooden casket* shhh
Me: aren’t gifts and presents mysteries too
Them: *tossing me into a wooden casket* shhh
December 12, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Them: (inspirational) yesterday is history, the future is a mystery, today is a gift that’s why they call it the present
Me: aren’t gifts and presents mysteries too
Them: *tossing me into a wooden casket* shhh
Me: aren’t gifts and presents mysteries too
Them: *tossing me into a wooden casket* shhh
I serendipity the fool
December 11, 2025 at 6:18 AM
I serendipity the fool
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shout out to walls and furniture for supporting me when my brain decides it wants to find the floor as quickly as possible
December 10, 2025 at 10:28 PM
shout out to walls and furniture for supporting me when my brain decides it wants to find the floor as quickly as possible
Father Time: *cums prematurely*
Mother Nature: now that’s what I call quicksand
Mother Nature: now that’s what I call quicksand
December 11, 2025 at 6:15 AM
Father Time: *cums prematurely*
Mother Nature: now that’s what I call quicksand
Mother Nature: now that’s what I call quicksand
The perfect Christmas Trinicake
Just add
1/3 cup of God
1/3 cup of Jesus
1/3 cup of Holy Spirit
A dash of nonsense
A healthy helping of gold flakes
Stir in a bowl being careful not to overmix.
Spread into a pan.
Cook at 400 degrees for 2 hours.
Finish with a veil of powdered sugar.
Serve chilled.
Just add
1/3 cup of God
1/3 cup of Jesus
1/3 cup of Holy Spirit
A dash of nonsense
A healthy helping of gold flakes
Stir in a bowl being careful not to overmix.
Spread into a pan.
Cook at 400 degrees for 2 hours.
Finish with a veil of powdered sugar.
Serve chilled.
December 10, 2025 at 3:10 PM
The perfect Christmas Trinicake
Just add
1/3 cup of God
1/3 cup of Jesus
1/3 cup of Holy Spirit
A dash of nonsense
A healthy helping of gold flakes
Stir in a bowl being careful not to overmix.
Spread into a pan.
Cook at 400 degrees for 2 hours.
Finish with a veil of powdered sugar.
Serve chilled.
Just add
1/3 cup of God
1/3 cup of Jesus
1/3 cup of Holy Spirit
A dash of nonsense
A healthy helping of gold flakes
Stir in a bowl being careful not to overmix.
Spread into a pan.
Cook at 400 degrees for 2 hours.
Finish with a veil of powdered sugar.
Serve chilled.
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When despair asks you for your name, give mine. I’ll fight that dragon for you.
December 9, 2025 at 3:24 PM
When despair asks you for your name, give mine. I’ll fight that dragon for you.
Anytime I hear the creation story from the Bible I just replace God with Hydrogen, Adam with Helium, and Eve with Lithium.
Then I just secretly add in a sublayer of intense sexual tension between God, Adam, and Eve, like a sexual triangle of pure tension that all leads to a sexual Big Bang of sorts
Then I just secretly add in a sublayer of intense sexual tension between God, Adam, and Eve, like a sexual triangle of pure tension that all leads to a sexual Big Bang of sorts
December 9, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Anytime I hear the creation story from the Bible I just replace God with Hydrogen, Adam with Helium, and Eve with Lithium.
Then I just secretly add in a sublayer of intense sexual tension between God, Adam, and Eve, like a sexual triangle of pure tension that all leads to a sexual Big Bang of sorts
Then I just secretly add in a sublayer of intense sexual tension between God, Adam, and Eve, like a sexual triangle of pure tension that all leads to a sexual Big Bang of sorts
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Books are power charges for your brain.
December 8, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Books are power charges for your brain.
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sorry I made a hot dog into a straw at your family dinner
December 9, 2025 at 12:43 PM
sorry I made a hot dog into a straw at your family dinner
TIL the dentist in Finding Nemo was paid to fishnap Marlin but decided at the last second to nab Nemo and took a picture of Marlin to show his employer, Mr. Cuda. Mr. Barr A. Cuda. The same Mr. Cuda seen at the beginning of the film. Marlin was the kingpin to the largest anemoney operation around.
December 8, 2025 at 10:34 PM
TIL the dentist in Finding Nemo was paid to fishnap Marlin but decided at the last second to nab Nemo and took a picture of Marlin to show his employer, Mr. Cuda. Mr. Barr A. Cuda. The same Mr. Cuda seen at the beginning of the film. Marlin was the kingpin to the largest anemoney operation around.
“After you namaste it’s time to namago” I say as the yoga class tosses me over a cliff
December 8, 2025 at 4:42 PM
“After you namaste it’s time to namago” I say as the yoga class tosses me over a cliff