Rebecca
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Poor people can't have food or healthcare because a sweaty, stuttering billionaire is afraid of the anti-Christ.
She/her
She/her
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Before phones someone would say give me ten minutes to get ready and you were allowed to say absolutely not I’ll get bored
February 12, 2026 at 9:29 PM
Before phones someone would say give me ten minutes to get ready and you were allowed to say absolutely not I’ll get bored
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Kermit got that frog in him
Porky got that hog in him
Swamp Thing got that bog in him
Porky got that hog in him
Swamp Thing got that bog in him
February 12, 2026 at 9:38 PM
Kermit got that frog in him
Porky got that hog in him
Swamp Thing got that bog in him
Porky got that hog in him
Swamp Thing got that bog in him
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im a bicker bitch than you
February 12, 2026 at 9:45 PM
im a bicker bitch than you
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I store all my drafts* in the cloud.
*farts
*farts
February 12, 2026 at 9:51 PM
I store all my drafts* in the cloud.
*farts
*farts
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this dude said Cheese
February 12, 2026 at 10:16 PM
this dude said Cheese
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The JD in JD Vance stands for Jiant Dumbass (mom too stupid to spell giant)
February 12, 2026 at 10:26 PM
The JD in JD Vance stands for Jiant Dumbass (mom too stupid to spell giant)
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saw today that some dude at work was born in 2001 & in my mind he was a newborn baby sitting at a desk using a laptop
February 12, 2026 at 10:33 PM
saw today that some dude at work was born in 2001 & in my mind he was a newborn baby sitting at a desk using a laptop
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the news is absolutely sickening so here is a puddins
February 12, 2026 at 10:47 PM
the news is absolutely sickening so here is a puddins
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I know you're not supposed to pick on things people can't help, but Pam Bondi is dumber than a bag of dog shit on the ground next to a trashcan instead of inside it
February 11, 2026 at 11:44 PM
I know you're not supposed to pick on things people can't help, but Pam Bondi is dumber than a bag of dog shit on the ground next to a trashcan instead of inside it
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Shes the star
February 11, 2026 at 11:06 PM
Shes the star
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When I learned that more people die by cow than shark I had to rethink a lot of things.
February 11, 2026 at 11:07 PM
When I learned that more people die by cow than shark I had to rethink a lot of things.
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do you guys eat your popcorn by pretending you’re a lizard and only using your tongue, or the wrong way?
February 11, 2026 at 5:06 AM
do you guys eat your popcorn by pretending you’re a lizard and only using your tongue, or the wrong way?
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Israel evaporated Palestinian children with US weapons
February 11, 2026 at 5:26 AM
Israel evaporated Palestinian children with US weapons
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These nuts are awful, what kind are they?
Wheel
Wheel
February 11, 2026 at 5:30 AM
These nuts are awful, what kind are they?
Wheel
Wheel
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Wake and bake and make mistakes
February 11, 2026 at 5:37 AM
Wake and bake and make mistakes
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I'm worried that I have run out of jokes, somebody fart or something
February 11, 2026 at 1:57 AM
I'm worried that I have run out of jokes, somebody fart or something
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Bodega cat Mr Big Mouth, who’s keep yellin
February 11, 2026 at 2:22 AM
Bodega cat Mr Big Mouth, who’s keep yellin
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Ordering a cranberry juice at the bar and telling the bartender to leave the bottle with much seriousness
February 11, 2026 at 1:33 AM
Ordering a cranberry juice at the bar and telling the bartender to leave the bottle with much seriousness
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Warning: May contain aggressive affection
February 11, 2026 at 2:04 AM
Warning: May contain aggressive affection
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Here are some nice mushrooms
February 11, 2026 at 2:06 AM
Here are some nice mushrooms
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thsi is a FULL GROWN CAT
February 10, 2026 at 6:32 PM
thsi is a FULL GROWN CAT
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in a chaotic world, there is one constant:
February 10, 2026 at 6:43 PM
in a chaotic world, there is one constant:
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my friend invited me over for a baked potato. life is good.
February 10, 2026 at 9:58 PM
my friend invited me over for a baked potato. life is good.