Rebecca
@libertyunderpants.bsky.social
A turtle and a dog and cheese.
She/her
She/her
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you should feel bad when you do bad things
November 22, 2025 at 9:27 PM
you should feel bad when you do bad things
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edibles is actually short for edwardibles
November 22, 2025 at 2:49 AM
edibles is actually short for edwardibles
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MTG is resigning from Congress because she has agreed to be my business partner in a cart selling the world's first alcoholic hot dogs
November 22, 2025 at 3:04 AM
MTG is resigning from Congress because she has agreed to be my business partner in a cart selling the world's first alcoholic hot dogs
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TEACHER: what are the five senses
ME: nickels
ME: nickels
November 22, 2025 at 3:06 AM
TEACHER: what are the five senses
ME: nickels
ME: nickels
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When the rain stopped today, went out for a walk. This cabbage was resting 'bout 20 feet from my door. My route went in a circle, so I was back at this location (from the opposite side ya) some 7 minutes later. No photo evidence, but dude, cabbage was fuckin' gone! 👻
November 22, 2025 at 3:14 AM
When the rain stopped today, went out for a walk. This cabbage was resting 'bout 20 feet from my door. My route went in a circle, so I was back at this location (from the opposite side ya) some 7 minutes later. No photo evidence, but dude, cabbage was fuckin' gone! 👻
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everyone thinks rocket scientists are s-tier smart but i bet frog scientists are smarter than 99% of people
November 22, 2025 at 3:37 AM
everyone thinks rocket scientists are s-tier smart but i bet frog scientists are smarter than 99% of people
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Both Democrat and Republican parties in shambles over a guy that is just genuinely nice, like vampires fleeing sunlight
November 22, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Both Democrat and Republican parties in shambles over a guy that is just genuinely nice, like vampires fleeing sunlight
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i don't see the problem with sleeping naked. i was all the way in the back of the bus.
November 22, 2025 at 4:00 AM
i don't see the problem with sleeping naked. i was all the way in the back of the bus.
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Sometimes I go to bed so I stop fucking eating
November 22, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Sometimes I go to bed so I stop fucking eating
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It's that time of year
November 22, 2025 at 11:54 AM
It's that time of year
I'm posting this from the afterlife because I am ded.
November 22, 2025 at 4:38 PM
I'm posting this from the afterlife because I am ded.
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Sometimes I think about Dom DeLuise and everything's okay again for a little while
November 21, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Sometimes I think about Dom DeLuise and everything's okay again for a little while
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you’re in her DMs. i’m DMing for a bunch of nerds. we are not on the same quest
November 20, 2025 at 11:15 PM
you’re in her DMs. i’m DMing for a bunch of nerds. we are not on the same quest
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whoever came up with the word puzzles should name more things
November 20, 2025 at 11:31 PM
whoever came up with the word puzzles should name more things
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I was led to believe that more ocean liners full of rich assholes would sink into the cold ocean.
November 20, 2025 at 11:36 PM
I was led to believe that more ocean liners full of rich assholes would sink into the cold ocean.
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string cheese is just cheese hair, hair that is now inside you, it’s a part of you
November 20, 2025 at 11:42 PM
string cheese is just cheese hair, hair that is now inside you, it’s a part of you
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You’re in her DMs. I’m standing outside our double-wide asking why she changed the locks.
November 20, 2025 at 11:45 PM
You’re in her DMs. I’m standing outside our double-wide asking why she changed the locks.
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All that money and Elon can't do anything about his muppet titties?
November 21, 2025 at 12:55 AM
All that money and Elon can't do anything about his muppet titties?
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my brand of zen is breathing evenly, relaxing my shoulders, and gently closing my eyes while i scream at the top of my lungs.
November 21, 2025 at 12:58 AM
my brand of zen is breathing evenly, relaxing my shoulders, and gently closing my eyes while i scream at the top of my lungs.
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Live, laugh, long for their demise.
November 21, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Live, laugh, long for their demise.
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Columbia House agents have surrounded my house. I knew this day would come, but they’re not taking me alive.
November 21, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Columbia House agents have surrounded my house. I knew this day would come, but they’re not taking me alive.
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It’s not really over until you remove their city from your weather app.
November 21, 2025 at 1:47 AM
It’s not really over until you remove their city from your weather app.
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Is it possible that I used the word "scallawag"one too many times while sexting?
November 21, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Is it possible that I used the word "scallawag"one too many times while sexting?