Rebecca
@libertyunderpants.bsky.social
Poor people can't have food or healthcare because a sweaty, stuttering billionaire is afraid of the anti-Christ.
She/her
She/her
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dip me like one of your ranch girls
February 14, 2026 at 5:02 AM
dip me like one of your ranch girls
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Love is always in the air when you fart as much as I do
February 14, 2026 at 5:22 AM
Love is always in the air when you fart as much as I do
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It’s very hard to keep getting cooler and sexier year after year, and that’s why I won’t do it
February 14, 2026 at 5:49 AM
It’s very hard to keep getting cooler and sexier year after year, and that’s why I won’t do it
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calling snails “snarls” so they’ll feel
more badass
more badass
February 13, 2026 at 2:41 AM
calling snails “snarls” so they’ll feel
more badass
more badass
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I wonder... with Pam Bondi here, who's running Hell?
February 13, 2026 at 2:50 AM
I wonder... with Pam Bondi here, who's running Hell?
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pam bondi u a dumb bitch you suck at your job Jesus wouldn't save your PDF files let alone your soul do you bleach your hair with the same piss that you drink. go ahead and put me on your list bitch and then eat a dick
February 13, 2026 at 2:51 AM
pam bondi u a dumb bitch you suck at your job Jesus wouldn't save your PDF files let alone your soul do you bleach your hair with the same piss that you drink. go ahead and put me on your list bitch and then eat a dick
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My sex playlist starts off strong with Rock Lobster
February 13, 2026 at 2:51 AM
My sex playlist starts off strong with Rock Lobster
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i am going to eat the mona lisa
February 13, 2026 at 2:54 AM
i am going to eat the mona lisa
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i love to ignore my problems
February 13, 2026 at 3:03 AM
i love to ignore my problems
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More like Gavin P.U.-some, because he stinks!!! Wooo-ee!
February 13, 2026 at 3:05 AM
More like Gavin P.U.-some, because he stinks!!! Wooo-ee!
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Alan and Chopper in a box
February 13, 2026 at 3:05 AM
Alan and Chopper in a box
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go on then, off you fuck
February 13, 2026 at 3:13 AM
go on then, off you fuck
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when i was a child i used to wonder how people with vaginas went into the pool and didn’t fill up with water never stopping to think about how i had an asshole
February 13, 2026 at 3:21 AM
when i was a child i used to wonder how people with vaginas went into the pool and didn’t fill up with water never stopping to think about how i had an asshole
This is exactly what they're doing. The billionaires behind Trump's return to power have made no secret of the fact that they want 90% of us dead.
It really seems the tRump regime is trying hard to kill off people by reversing all health safeguards recommended by medical experts and scientists around the world.
Why else would they go against the health care experts?? Because the tRump regime is full of racist, hateful Nazis.
Why else would they go against the health care experts?? Because the tRump regime is full of racist, hateful Nazis.
February 13, 2026 at 4:52 AM
This is exactly what they're doing. The billionaires behind Trump's return to power have made no secret of the fact that they want 90% of us dead.
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ANTI ICE MAFIA SECRET MEETING AT 2:00 AM IN THE SECRET LODGE now that the ice agents are reading this, you’re not the same pants size you were in high school, like holy fucking shit, size up you moron.
February 13, 2026 at 3:35 AM
ANTI ICE MAFIA SECRET MEETING AT 2:00 AM IN THE SECRET LODGE now that the ice agents are reading this, you’re not the same pants size you were in high school, like holy fucking shit, size up you moron.
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(falls out of wormhole) oof! ok good news there's a timeline where we have flying cars. the bad news is they're extra racist
February 13, 2026 at 3:35 AM
(falls out of wormhole) oof! ok good news there's a timeline where we have flying cars. the bad news is they're extra racist
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im a keep saying crazy shit as long as the world continues to be insane
February 13, 2026 at 3:51 AM
im a keep saying crazy shit as long as the world continues to be insane
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Rooster has been waiting on me all evening but unfortunately I'll eventually have to get up to pee...
February 13, 2026 at 1:18 AM
Rooster has been waiting on me all evening but unfortunately I'll eventually have to get up to pee...
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a candy heart that says "BONER TOWN"
February 13, 2026 at 1:18 AM
a candy heart that says "BONER TOWN"
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hey [with the intention of asking you to give me your lowe’s credit card]
February 13, 2026 at 1:18 AM
hey [with the intention of asking you to give me your lowe’s credit card]
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couples who sit on the same side of the booth pls stop it's weirding the rest of us out
February 13, 2026 at 1:33 AM
couples who sit on the same side of the booth pls stop it's weirding the rest of us out
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So ICE agents may be infiltrating here I hope they like musical theater and Barry Manilow references
February 13, 2026 at 1:52 AM
So ICE agents may be infiltrating here I hope they like musical theater and Barry Manilow references
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damn girl are you the McDonald’s app? because what’s your deal today?
February 13, 2026 at 1:54 AM
damn girl are you the McDonald’s app? because what’s your deal today?
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Before phones someone would say give me ten minutes to get ready and you were allowed to say absolutely not I’ll get bored
February 12, 2026 at 9:29 PM
Before phones someone would say give me ten minutes to get ready and you were allowed to say absolutely not I’ll get bored