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book person?? 😮💨 speculative fiction writer with a taste for scallion pancakes 🌿 FUCK AI 💪 views are my own, so no funny business
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@jamteayang.bsky.social
· Sep 24
please enjoy this relic of the 90s i found in a drawer: a pokemon watch with a flip cover that i'd pasted a picture of my guinea pig on
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"WHEELS & ROSES" PILOT OUT NOW!!! 🥹🌹✨🛼🔥
FULL PILOT SHORT ON YOUTUBE:
youtu.be/EwWvmESDi8k?...
OUR QUEER MAGICAL GIRLS ON SKATES ARE FINALLY HERE 🥹🌹🌹
FULL PILOT SHORT ON YOUTUBE:
youtu.be/EwWvmESDi8k?...
OUR QUEER MAGICAL GIRLS ON SKATES ARE FINALLY HERE 🥹🌹🌹
January 2, 2026 at 11:25 AM
"WHEELS & ROSES" PILOT OUT NOW!!! 🥹🌹✨🛼🔥
FULL PILOT SHORT ON YOUTUBE:
youtu.be/EwWvmESDi8k?...
OUR QUEER MAGICAL GIRLS ON SKATES ARE FINALLY HERE 🥹🌹🌹
FULL PILOT SHORT ON YOUTUBE:
youtu.be/EwWvmESDi8k?...
OUR QUEER MAGICAL GIRLS ON SKATES ARE FINALLY HERE 🥹🌹🌹
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It’s 2026! Here are my ins and outs for Cultured Mag.
January 2, 2026 at 4:41 PM
It’s 2026! Here are my ins and outs for Cultured Mag.
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The Legend of Zelda — The Master Sword
November 20, 2024 at 1:46 PM
The Legend of Zelda — The Master Sword
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How a Book is Made (1986)
by Aliki Brandenberg
by Aliki Brandenberg
January 2, 2026 at 6:14 PM
How a Book is Made (1986)
by Aliki Brandenberg
by Aliki Brandenberg
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One thing I would like in 2026 is to have more copy editing work coming in! I’m a developmental editor at heart but people don’t freelance that out as much and I’m good at CE as well. If you’re involved in freelance CE hiring for any presses besides S&S (who I already do work for) pls get in touch!
January 2, 2026 at 9:44 PM
One thing I would like in 2026 is to have more copy editing work coming in! I’m a developmental editor at heart but people don’t freelance that out as much and I’m good at CE as well. If you’re involved in freelance CE hiring for any presses besides S&S (who I already do work for) pls get in touch!
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Re-upping this @coyotemedia.org article from November for my fellow Californians for reasons that speak for themselves.
January 1, 2026 at 9:30 PM
Re-upping this @coyotemedia.org article from November for my fellow Californians for reasons that speak for themselves.
spotted a very good new year's omen on my walk
January 2, 2026 at 5:24 AM
spotted a very good new year's omen on my walk
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We gotta imprison each of these shithead AI ceo's in a different data center like the minotaur
January 2, 2026 at 4:26 AM
We gotta imprison each of these shithead AI ceo's in a different data center like the minotaur
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39. Ranch Supreme, the one dressing to end them all
...and that's it! Roughly $787 raised for World Central Kitchen(!) An auspicious start for the new year? Perhaps. Will I spend today reflecting on how lucky I am that I didn't have to share ranches 41-50, which started to get weird? Definitely.
...and that's it! Roughly $787 raised for World Central Kitchen(!) An auspicious start for the new year? Perhaps. Will I spend today reflecting on how lucky I am that I didn't have to share ranches 41-50, which started to get weird? Definitely.
January 1, 2026 at 1:02 PM
39. Ranch Supreme, the one dressing to end them all
...and that's it! Roughly $787 raised for World Central Kitchen(!) An auspicious start for the new year? Perhaps. Will I spend today reflecting on how lucky I am that I didn't have to share ranches 41-50, which started to get weird? Definitely.
...and that's it! Roughly $787 raised for World Central Kitchen(!) An auspicious start for the new year? Perhaps. Will I spend today reflecting on how lucky I am that I didn't have to share ranches 41-50, which started to get weird? Definitely.
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37. Ranchoo, ranch baby formula, for those who are raising their infants extra zesty
January 1, 2026 at 12:53 PM
37. Ranchoo, ranch baby formula, for those who are raising their infants extra zesty
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30. Journey Ranch, the ranch for long sea voyages- each bottle contains enough lemon juice to ward off scurvy, as well as all components of a working compass
January 1, 2026 at 1:41 AM
30. Journey Ranch, the ranch for long sea voyages- each bottle contains enough lemon juice to ward off scurvy, as well as all components of a working compass
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Got a lot of requests to bring back Bread Jacket last year! Lmk if you missed out on it and want to see it return! 🥐🍞🥖
January 1, 2026 at 3:15 PM
Got a lot of requests to bring back Bread Jacket last year! Lmk if you missed out on it and want to see it return! 🥐🍞🥖
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あけましておめでとうございます。本年もよろしくお願いします！
January 1, 2026 at 4:36 AM
あけましておめでとうございます。本年もよろしくお願いします！
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11. Zanch, the ranch that doesn’t have to go on pizza because each bottle contains an entire pizza, all blended up
December 30, 2025 at 12:12 AM
11. Zanch, the ranch that doesn’t have to go on pizza because each bottle contains an entire pizza, all blended up
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21. Tepid Ranch, the ranch that makes you say, “Shouldn’t this be refrigerated?”
January 1, 2026 at 1:36 AM
21. Tepid Ranch, the ranch that makes you say, “Shouldn’t this be refrigerated?”
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15. Ranch Zero, the ranch that’s zero calories (it’s just water)
December 30, 2025 at 11:21 PM
15. Ranch Zero, the ranch that’s zero calories (it’s just water)
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December 31, 2025 at 9:19 PM
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In 2026: Generative AI is not inevitable. You can say no. You can refuse. You can reject the disgusting lukewarm slop that the richest and worst people in the world are trying to force-feed you. You can tell them to eat shit and die mad. You can break the machine
December 31, 2025 at 11:41 PM
In 2026: Generative AI is not inevitable. You can say no. You can refuse. You can reject the disgusting lukewarm slop that the richest and worst people in the world are trying to force-feed you. You can tell them to eat shit and die mad. You can break the machine
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“what was your biggest impact on the internet?”
My buddy Matt filmed Pizza Rat and that's my voice telling the rat to "live your best life" and "get that shit"
www.youtube.com/shorts/UPXUG...
My buddy Matt filmed Pizza Rat and that's my voice telling the rat to "live your best life" and "get that shit"
www.youtube.com/shorts/UPXUG...
January 1, 2026 at 3:43 AM
“what was your biggest impact on the internet?”
My buddy Matt filmed Pizza Rat and that's my voice telling the rat to "live your best life" and "get that shit"
www.youtube.com/shorts/UPXUG...
My buddy Matt filmed Pizza Rat and that's my voice telling the rat to "live your best life" and "get that shit"
www.youtube.com/shorts/UPXUG...
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2026 is going to be my year and that is a threat
(I listened to Hopes and Dreams on repeat making this)
(I listened to Hopes and Dreams on repeat making this)
December 31, 2025 at 2:34 PM
2026 is going to be my year and that is a threat
(I listened to Hopes and Dreams on repeat making this)
(I listened to Hopes and Dreams on repeat making this)
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"Even though my job requires me to commit sociopathic acts of evil that directly contribute to making the world a measurably worse place from Monday through Friday, five days a week, from morning to night, outside work, I’m actually a really good person."
#McSweeneysTop25of2025.
#McSweeneysTop25of2025.
I Work For an Evil Company, but Outside Work, I’m Actually a Really Good Person
Our 7th most-read article of 2025. - - -I love my job. I make a great salary, there’s a clear path to promotion, and a never-ending supply of cold...
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December 31, 2025 at 2:01 PM
"Even though my job requires me to commit sociopathic acts of evil that directly contribute to making the world a measurably worse place from Monday through Friday, five days a week, from morning to night, outside work, I’m actually a really good person."
#McSweeneysTop25of2025.
#McSweeneysTop25of2025.
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Next test for America: pick up & distribute Crave’s upcoming lesbian softball mockumentary sitcom co-exec produced by Elliot Page & Stevie from Schitt’s Creek with Nadine Bhabha - Kip’s friend Elena from Heated Rivalry - both as a guest star & one of the writers.
www.bellmedia.ca/the-lede/pre...
www.bellmedia.ca/the-lede/pre...
Beer, Lesbians and Baseball! Casting Announced for New Crave Original Comedy Series, SLO PITCH - Bell Media
TORONTO (October 2, 2025) – Crave announced today casting details for its new original series SLO PITCH, produced by Shaftesbury in association with Boss & Co, and Elliot Page’s PAGEBOY Productions. T...
www.bellmedia.ca
December 31, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Next test for America: pick up & distribute Crave’s upcoming lesbian softball mockumentary sitcom co-exec produced by Elliot Page & Stevie from Schitt’s Creek with Nadine Bhabha - Kip’s friend Elena from Heated Rivalry - both as a guest star & one of the writers.
www.bellmedia.ca/the-lede/pre...
www.bellmedia.ca/the-lede/pre...
More fantasy books should be about unionizing because unions are extremely cool and fun... and also unionbusters are like greedy, loser-ass fictional villains so it's a perfect match.
December 30, 2025 at 11:01 PM
More fantasy books should be about unionizing because unions are extremely cool and fun... and also unionbusters are like greedy, loser-ass fictional villains so it's a perfect match.