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Chris “Bring on the Turkey Coma” Heller
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Rust thoughts. Bike thoughts. Ski thoughts. Food thoughts. Posting pics of the dog.
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Chris “Bring on the Turkey Coma” Heller @hellertime.bsky.social · Oct 7
Spoiler alert!
hellertime.bsky.social
you’re real mean when you’re drunk, Mr. Stipe
November 16, 2025 at 10:43 PM
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baby bat mobile!
niedermeyer.online e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 1d
nothing but respect to the urban assault smart car
A lifted smart fortwo in dark camo paint, with big black wheels and knobby tires and a roof rack
November 15, 2025 at 12:26 PM
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RESPECTED!
INVESTED!
HOTTEST!
DEAD!
COMPLAIN!
COMPLAIN!
COMPLAIN!
phillewis.bsky.social Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 1d
Trump: “I am withdrawing my support and Endorsement of ‘Congresswoman’ Marjorie Taylor Greene…”
Donald J. Trump -+ @realDonaldTrump I am withdrawing my support and Endorsement of "Congresswoman” Marjorie Taylor Greene, of the Great State of Georgia. Over the past few weeks, despite my creating Record Achievements for our Country including, a Total and Complete Victory on the Shutdown, Closed Borders, Low Taxes, No Men in Women's Sports or Transgender for Everyone, ending DEI, stopping Biden's Record Setting Inflation, Biggest Regulation Cuts in History, stopping EIGHT WARS, rebuilding our Military, being RESPECTED by every Country in the World (as opposed to being the laughingstock that we were just 12 months ago!), having Trillions of Dollars (Record Setting!) INVESTED in the U.S.A., having created the "HOTTEST" Country anywhere in the World from being a DEAD Country just 12 months ago (and so much more!), all I see "Wacky” Marjorie do is COMPLAIN, COMPLAIN, COMPLAIN! It seemed to all begin when I sent her a Poll stating that she should not run for Senator, or Governor, she was at 12%, and didn't have a chance (unless, of course, she had my Endorsement — which she wasn't about to get!). She has told many people that she is upset that I don't return her phone calls anymore, but with 219 Congressmen/women, 53 U.S. Senators, 24 Cabinet Members, almost 200 Countries, and an otherwise normal life to lead, I can't take a ranting Lunatic's call every day. I understand that wonderful, Conservative people are thinking about primarying Marjorie in her District of Georgia, that they too are fed up with her and her antics and, if the right person runs, they will have my Complete and Unyielding Support. She has gone Far Left, even doing The View, with their Low IQ Republican hating Anchors. Thank you for your attention to this matter. MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!
November 15, 2025 at 2:53 AM
hellertime.bsky.social
union strong baby!
miriamposner.com Miriam Posner @miriamposner.com · 2d
WE WON. I am *begging* you to take note of who did this. *Not* UCLA admin—they’re still scuttling around behind closed doors, attempting to appease—but FACULTY AND STAFF, led by AAUP.
veenadubal.bsky.social Veena Dubal @veenadubal.bsky.social · 2d
BREAKING: In AAUP et al v. Trump (wall-to-wall union lawsuit challenging the administration’s unlawful use of TItle VI to reshape the University of California system), the faculty and staff of the UC system WON!!!

We were granted our preliminary injunction! @aaup.org
November 15, 2025 at 12:14 AM
hellertime.bsky.social
surprise! Charlie is AI!
downwithdan.bsky.social Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 2d
New insult to life itself just dropped
November 14, 2025 at 7:51 PM
hellertime.bsky.social
poor guy didn’t realize that’s a right handed hammer
downwithdan.bsky.social Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 2d
True comedy is watching Dave Portnay trying to use a hammer
November 14, 2025 at 7:29 PM
hellertime.bsky.social
based on reports… does he really want to uncover EVERYTHING on Bill Clinton?
atrupar.com Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 2d
he’s crashing out
Now that the Democrats are using the Epstein Hoax, involving Democrats, not Republicans, to try and deflect from their disastrous SHUTDOWN, and all of their other failures, I will be asking A.G. Pam Bondi, and the Department of Justice, together with our great patriots at the FBI, to investigate Jeffrey Epstein’s involvement and relationship with Bill Clinton, Larry Summers, Reid Hoffman, J.P. Morgan, Chase, and many other people and institutions, to determine what was going on with them, and him. This is another Russia, Russia, Russia Scam, with all arrows pointing to the Democrats. Records show that these men, and many others, spent large portions of their life with Epstein, and on his “Island.” Stay tuned!!!
November 14, 2025 at 3:52 PM
hellertime.bsky.social
I don’t know. maybe it’s time. Medicare for All.
November 14, 2025 at 2:44 PM
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truer words never spoken
thestatement.bsky.social Al Gore Rhythm @thestatement.bsky.social · 3d
They gotta change the name of the "Po Boy" if they gonna change $20 for the mufucka
November 14, 2025 at 12:59 PM
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I like to think somewhere, today in Ottawa , a descendent of Diot wakes up, clearly Canadian
oldenoughtosay.com madeline odent @oldenoughtosay.com · 3d
I’m sorry I just found out that in 1379, as in, 650 years ago, a baby girl was born in Yorkshire and named Diot Coke

history is a fucking joke lmao
November 14, 2025 at 12:21 PM
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… and if you die in the game, you die in real life!
eurogamer.bsky.social Eurogamer @eurogamer.bsky.social · 2d
Call of Duty campaign cannot be paused by solo players, has no checkpoints, and requires an online connection at all times

www.eurogamer.net/call-of-duty...
November 14, 2025 at 10:50 AM
hellertime.bsky.social
are you fucking kidding me
joshuajfriedman.com Joshua J. Friedman @joshuajfriedman.com · 2d
This is true! "Diot" was a diminutive of "Dionisia" (a forerunner of "Denise"), and "Coke" was a variant of "Cook," so a modern version of "Diot Coke" might be "Niecy Nosh."
oldenoughtosay.com madeline odent @oldenoughtosay.com · 3d
I’m sorry I just found out that in 1379, as in, 650 years ago, a baby girl was born in Yorkshire and named Diot Coke

history is a fucking joke lmao
November 14, 2025 at 2:37 AM
hellertime.bsky.social
I would like to become a millionaire and be taxed like one
ips-dc.org Institute for Policy Studies @ips-dc.org · 4d
NEW: The first two years of Massachusetts' millionaire tax has raised $3 billion more than expected.

And rather than driving the rich away, IPS researchers found that the number of millionaires has *increased.*

Tax the rich. Greg Ryan in @bloomberg.com:
Millionaire Tax That Inspired Mamdani Fuels $5.7 Billion Haul in Massachusetts
A millionaire levy in Massachusetts that New York City mayoral frontrunner Zohran Mamdani holds up as a model for taxing the rich has generated $3 billion more in revenue than expected without forcing...
www.bloomberg.com
November 14, 2025 at 2:36 AM
hellertime.bsky.social
gork is this true?
atrupar.com Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 2d
JD Vance: "I'm a Grok guy. I think it's the best. It's also the least woke."
November 14, 2025 at 2:35 AM
hellertime.bsky.social
reminds me I need to donate
cara.city Caræsten 🇵🇸 @cara.city · 2d
love this account bc it gets me listening to KEXP more, which is a virtue
November 14, 2025 at 1:17 AM
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soooo many war crimes a comin’
November 14, 2025 at 12:22 AM
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every billionaire should dream of being part of such an illustrious voyage
swordsjew.bsky.social Tal B. Lavin @swordsjew.bsky.social · 3d
Send Every Billionaire To The North Pole On A Wooden Ship
craigforth.bsky.social Craig @craigforth.bsky.social · 3d
we need to return to sending useless rich boys on deadly expeditions
November 13, 2025 at 10:42 PM
hellertime.bsky.social
Oreouroboros
toomanymouths.bsky.social lillian @toomanymouths.bsky.social · 3d
oh wow that’s crazy

oreos with bits of

of oreos. in them

Real Bits of Oreos
a photo of Oreo Loaded cookies, which promise real oreo cookie crumbs in the filling of the oreo
November 13, 2025 at 10:32 PM
hellertime.bsky.social
WTAF!?
esqueer.net Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 3d
A middle school boy created deepfake AI CSAM of his fellow classmate, a 13 year old girl. The girl pleaded with the school but they did nothing and instead put her on a bus with the perpetrator. She ended up hitting him and was expelled but nothing happened to the boy.

www.wsaw.com/2025/11/12/g...
Girl, 13, expelled for hitting classmate who made a deepfake porn image of her, lawyers say
A 13-year-old student was expelled from a Louisiana middle school after hitting a male classmate who she said created and shared a deepfake pornographic image of her, according to her family’s lawyers...
www.wsaw.com
November 13, 2025 at 10:04 PM
hellertime.bsky.social
buy the derp!
mikezaccardi.bsky.social Mike Zaccardi, CFA, CMT @mikezaccardi.bsky.social · 3d
Crypto drawdowns:

Bitcoin -21.5%
Ether -34.3%
Solana -45.4%
Cardano -82.5%
November 13, 2025 at 9:07 PM
hellertime.bsky.social
ok. support legislation to build more fucking bike lanes!
November 13, 2025 at 9:06 PM
hellertime.bsky.social
cool cool cool
offline.mountainherder.xyz Scoiattolo @offline.mountainherder.xyz · 3d
This is going to get really stupid really fast
www.reuters.com
November 13, 2025 at 9:00 PM
hellertime.bsky.social
*daria voice* if only there was someone in power you could talk to
smith.senate.gov Tina Smith @smith.senate.gov · 3d
Leave our breweries alone.
Photo of MN THC beverages in front of the “Come and take it” flag.
November 13, 2025 at 8:45 PM
hellertime.bsky.social
is this a play to make nostr a thing?
culturecrave.co Culture Crave 🍿 @culturecrave.co · 3d
Vine reboot called diVine has been launched 📱

• Funded by Jack Dorsey
• Includes over 100K videos from Vine's archive
• Users can upload 6-second videos
• AI-generated content is not allowed
November 13, 2025 at 6:45 PM
hellertime.bsky.social
such a punchable face
radleybalko.bsky.social Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 3d
According to the car wash owner, agents arrested employees before they could obtain their documentation from their work lockers. So many were likely here legally.

Here's hoping this article on Zac boasting about how he ruined some immigrants' lives follows him around for a very long time.
BU College Republicans president says he called ICE to ‘detain these criminals’ at Allston Car Wash
The president of Boston University College Republicans wrote on X he called the U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement requesting it detain employees at Allston Car Wash, the site of a Nov. 4 raid w...
dailyfreepress.com
November 13, 2025 at 4:44 PM