Chris “All I Want for Christmas is to Abolish ICE” Heller
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Rust thoughts. Bike thoughts. Ski thoughts. Food thoughts. Posting pics of the dog.
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Lets go Red Sox!
I for one welcome our third recent Bostonian mayor (with an asterisk)
January 2, 2026 at 5:39 AM
Lets go Red Sox!
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the water thing about genAI is bullshit but the thing where it makes on-demand nudes and CSAM isn't and the thing where it talks you into killing yourself isn't and those seem pretty bad
January 2, 2026 at 1:43 AM
the water thing about genAI is bullshit but the thing where it makes on-demand nudes and CSAM isn't and the thing where it talks you into killing yourself isn't and those seem pretty bad
🎼 GOD IS DEAD
AND NO ONE CARES
IF THERE IS A HELL
ILL SEE YOU THERE 🎶
AND NO ONE CARES
IF THERE IS A HELL
ILL SEE YOU THERE 🎶
January 2, 2026 at 2:40 AM
🎼 GOD IS DEAD
AND NO ONE CARES
IF THERE IS A HELL
ILL SEE YOU THERE 🎶
AND NO ONE CARES
IF THERE IS A HELL
ILL SEE YOU THERE 🎶
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If you haven't already, you really need to ask yourself, why do Amazon, JP Morgan Chase, Home Depot, and Wells Fargo have an interest in funding a police training facility? What possible corporate interest could that serve?
Cop City and the Escalating War on Environmental Defenders
From laws targeting fossil fuel protests to the crackdown on Stop Cop City activists, corporations are calling in militarized law enforcement to crush dissent.
inthesetimes.com
January 1, 2026 at 3:27 PM
If you haven't already, you really need to ask yourself, why do Amazon, JP Morgan Chase, Home Depot, and Wells Fargo have an interest in funding a police training facility? What possible corporate interest could that serve?
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Eric Adams told New Yorkers to have a baby-making snow day last week.
Mayor Mamdani will actually help pay for the babies.
Mayor Mamdani will actually help pay for the babies.
Mamdani: "The cost of childcare will no longer discourage young adults from starting a family, because we will deliver universal childcare for the many by taxing the wealthiest few"
January 1, 2026 at 11:41 PM
Eric Adams told New Yorkers to have a baby-making snow day last week.
Mayor Mamdani will actually help pay for the babies.
Mayor Mamdani will actually help pay for the babies.
Deliver X for the many by taxing the wealthiest few.
Mamdani: "The cost of childcare will no longer discourage young adults from starting a family, because we will deliver universal childcare for the many by taxing the wealthiest few"
January 1, 2026 at 8:26 PM
Deliver X for the many by taxing the wealthiest few.
Skeeting this from beyond the grave
🧪A few more hours to go…
January 1, 2026 at 1:23 AM
Skeeting this from beyond the grave
*chris tucker voice* you got knocked the fuck out!
A few weeks ago, they sent a robot to the Mavs and Kyrie accidentally killed it by pushing it over and this so funny
www.instagram.com/reel/DSYWNRj...
www.instagram.com/reel/DSYWNRj...
December 31, 2025 at 11:00 PM
*chris tucker voice* you got knocked the fuck out!
in this new year may you all get rid of your Christmas leftovers!
December 31, 2025 at 10:58 PM
in this new year may you all get rid of your Christmas leftovers!
snookered!
December 31, 2025 at 8:56 PM
snookered!
I assume his ass made a comical pop sound as it was pushed through this doorway
December 31, 2025 at 8:30 PM
I assume his ass made a comical pop sound as it was pushed through this doorway
I once worked in an office building of 10000 square feet and thought it was enormous
A newly built 12,000-square-foot home in Weston has sold for $11 million, leading the state's luxury home sales for the week. on.nbcboston.com/nyvz1PW
Highest-price home sale in Weston this year closes for $11M
Highest-price home sale in Weston this year closes for $11M
on.nbcboston.com
December 31, 2025 at 4:28 PM
I once worked in an office building of 10000 square feet and thought it was enormous
just whiffed a throw of the dog toy and bounced it off the door frame
dog is very confused
dog is very confused
December 31, 2025 at 4:23 PM
just whiffed a throw of the dog toy and bounced it off the door frame
dog is very confused
dog is very confused
someone ought to write an article about my unbroken streak of not being a billionaire… what drive! What determination! How down they stay so focused!?
The congratulations to our newest billionaire articles are wild. Please applaud the newest member of the class of people that wrecked your air, or your water, or your wages, or your right to walk down the street.
December 31, 2025 at 4:14 PM
someone ought to write an article about my unbroken streak of not being a billionaire… what drive! What determination! How down they stay so focused!?
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The Trump admin has devalued the US dollar by about 10% in a single year. Imports cost more, international buying power decreases, inflation pressures get worse, etc. We all got pay cuts and it should be much bigger news.
December 31, 2025 at 12:42 PM
The Trump admin has devalued the US dollar by about 10% in a single year. Imports cost more, international buying power decreases, inflation pressures get worse, etc. We all got pay cuts and it should be much bigger news.
In the future cars will drive themselves. It will be your job to go around closing the doors of these cars which drive themselves.
December 31, 2025 at 1:20 PM
In the future cars will drive themselves. It will be your job to go around closing the doors of these cars which drive themselves.
or as I like to call it: Thursday
at least tomorrow is next year
December 31, 2025 at 5:24 AM
or as I like to call it: Thursday
a lot of good people are peacing-out before 2026. not good. not good.
December 30, 2025 at 11:21 PM
a lot of good people are peacing-out before 2026. not good. not good.
twenty fucking miles around Boston is a lot of fucking miles!
these fuckers better stay away from my nieces day care
these fuckers better stay away from my nieces day care
Trump guys are about to Comet Pizza every third daycare center because they think they are all fronts for Somali money laundering. They're only doing this near cities with progressive mayors. This is straight up Government by LibsOfTikTok.
December 30, 2025 at 10:10 PM
twenty fucking miles around Boston is a lot of fucking miles!
these fuckers better stay away from my nieces day care
these fuckers better stay away from my nieces day care
Biblically accurate deer
This Deer Hunting USA board might be malfunctioning...̸̴̶̡͈͔͚͎̌̐ͧ̎͌ͬ.̯ͪ_̸̴̧̟̝͔̰̱̇_̼̤̩͍̪̦̟̺̝̙͔̠̮̆ͬ̆̆́͋̆̔͐ͧ.̵͙͔͊ 🦌
December 30, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Biblically accurate deer
My “bespoke service that will pair crypto investor mentors with Jewish tween mentees ahead of their Bar Mitzvah's, which will be MC'dby by Eric Adams at a club of his choosing” tshirt has a lot of people asking questions already answered by my shirt.
December 30, 2025 at 5:36 PM
My “bespoke service that will pair crypto investor mentors with Jewish tween mentees ahead of their Bar Mitzvah's, which will be MC'dby by Eric Adams at a club of his choosing” tshirt has a lot of people asking questions already answered by my shirt.
Hold on let me go fetch my surprised hat
MS NOW EXCLUSIVE: Border czar Tom Homan didn’t receive normal background check during bribery probe
www.ms.now/news/border-...
www.ms.now/news/border-...
December 30, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Hold on let me go fetch my surprised hat
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Of all the dirty tricks: juking USPS rules so that the postmark of mail-in ballots won't reflect the date they were put in the hands of the Postal Service, creating a pretext to throw out the votes.
December 30, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Of all the dirty tricks: juking USPS rules so that the postmark of mail-in ballots won't reflect the date they were put in the hands of the Postal Service, creating a pretext to throw out the votes.
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Just watched the new Knives Out and I think it's really important you know that the scene in the Seminary's Gym is filmed in the same place Rick Astley filmed the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
December 29, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Just watched the new Knives Out and I think it's really important you know that the scene in the Seminary's Gym is filmed in the same place Rick Astley filmed the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
you just know this movie would attract every Boston based actor to try out their most northerly northern Maine accent
2035 oscar predictions
best director - stephen soderbergh, "lobster heist"
best actor - adam driver, bailey frye, "lobster heist"
best supporting actor (nominated) - channing tatum, badger frye, "lobster heist"
best supporting actor (winner) - daniel craig, joe bang, "lobster heist"
best director - stephen soderbergh, "lobster heist"
best actor - adam driver, bailey frye, "lobster heist"
best supporting actor (nominated) - channing tatum, badger frye, "lobster heist"
best supporting actor (winner) - daniel craig, joe bang, "lobster heist"
This is New England's version of the Louvre heist.
www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
December 29, 2025 at 6:17 PM
you just know this movie would attract every Boston based actor to try out their most northerly northern Maine accent