Chris “Bring on the Turkey Coma” Heller
@hellertime.bsky.social
Rust thoughts. Bike thoughts. Ski thoughts. Food thoughts. Posting pics of the dog.
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now I am the Salazar
November 5, 2025 at 1:22 AM
now I am the Salazar
is it! Wikipedia kinda backs you up! though … Wikipedia….
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October 29, 2025 at 10:59 PM
is it! Wikipedia kinda backs you up! though … Wikipedia….
Charlie Kirk died fucking that horse
October 22, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Charlie Kirk died fucking that horse
Together again
October 2, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Together again
It’s the tweet
September 15, 2025 at 12:09 PM
It’s the tweet
wow can’t believe the WSJ released this letter! always figured it would have been Ted Cruz’s dad.
September 8, 2025 at 8:15 PM
wow can’t believe the WSJ released this letter! always figured it would have been Ted Cruz’s dad.
go sox
September 4, 2025 at 9:15 PM
go sox
good god!
September 4, 2025 at 8:05 PM
good god!
Ok but how do I find this balance
August 27, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Ok but how do I find this balance
🎵 Martini and Rossi / Asti Spumante 🎵
August 17, 2025 at 3:39 PM
🎵 Martini and Rossi / Asti Spumante 🎵
Fucking cursed TL
August 13, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Fucking cursed TL
What are we even doing here?
August 9, 2025 at 6:17 PM
What are we even doing here?
The new test
July 30, 2025 at 7:26 PM
The new test
It’s not Salem, MA… it’s a cloud
July 20, 2025 at 12:21 AM
It’s not Salem, MA… it’s a cloud
Put it in the @thelouvreof.bsky.social
July 18, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Put it in the @thelouvreof.bsky.social
That last one is just this meme in tweet form:
July 10, 2025 at 3:49 PM
That last one is just this meme in tweet form:
When You were
partying
/ Istudied The Bat
When GOP were
Outlawing premarital
SEX
/ I passed
BLOCKCHAIN law
you wasted your days at the gym in pursuit of
vanity I cultivated
Strength And now that the world is on fire and the barbarians are at the gate you have the audacity to come to me for
help?
partying
/ Istudied The Bat
When GOP were
Outlawing premarital
SEX
/ I passed
BLOCKCHAIN law
you wasted your days at the gym in pursuit of
vanity I cultivated
Strength And now that the world is on fire and the barbarians are at the gate you have the audacity to come to me for
help?
July 2, 2025 at 8:08 PM
When You were
partying
/ Istudied The Bat
When GOP were
Outlawing premarital
SEX
/ I passed
BLOCKCHAIN law
you wasted your days at the gym in pursuit of
vanity I cultivated
Strength And now that the world is on fire and the barbarians are at the gate you have the audacity to come to me for
help?
partying
/ Istudied The Bat
When GOP were
Outlawing premarital
SEX
/ I passed
BLOCKCHAIN law
you wasted your days at the gym in pursuit of
vanity I cultivated
Strength And now that the world is on fire and the barbarians are at the gate you have the audacity to come to me for
help?
you ate your spaghetti and meatballs!
June 25, 2025 at 11:33 PM
you ate your spaghetti and meatballs!
