Chris “Bring on the Turkey Coma” Heller
@hellertime.bsky.social
Rust thoughts. Bike thoughts. Ski thoughts. Food thoughts. Posting pics of the dog.
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M1 this M1 that!
November 17, 2025 at 12:08 AM
M1 this M1 that!
M1 CASH$ BELT
November 17, 2025 at 12:02 AM
M1 CASH$ BELT
Probably not on Fox they’re not
November 14, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Probably not on Fox they’re not
in terms of ugly he could have save d time and staples some hardware cloth to that door…
November 14, 2025 at 7:48 PM
in terms of ugly he could have save d time and staples some hardware cloth to that door…
*stares at cordless drill set bought just for the batteries* rude
November 14, 2025 at 7:30 PM
*stares at cordless drill set bought just for the batteries* rude
… that people freely admit this in print …
November 14, 2025 at 12:33 PM
… that people freely admit this in print …
*troy Nelson voice* doooonatteeee
November 14, 2025 at 1:20 AM
*troy Nelson voice* doooonatteeee
they report like Chicago is some foreign land. Fuck bovino
November 13, 2025 at 10:47 PM
they report like Chicago is some foreign land. Fuck bovino
there are no standards to which we measure an “oreo”
it just is.
it just is.
November 13, 2025 at 10:43 PM
there are no standards to which we measure an “oreo”
it just is.
it just is.