Emily Faux
@fauxtrots.com
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Emily Faux
@fauxtrots.com
· Jan 22
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I'm surviving for the moment with savings, but if you had a few bucks to give it'd be appreciated ko-fi.com/fauxtrots
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The reason they have to keep making Wizard of Oz prequels is if they went *forward* then they'd have to let people know about Ozma, and Hollywood will not, absolutely will *not*, ever allow that to happen
November 16, 2025 at 9:27 PM
The reason they have to keep making Wizard of Oz prequels is if they went *forward* then they'd have to let people know about Ozma, and Hollywood will not, absolutely will *not*, ever allow that to happen
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Don’t worry, in trying to keep the ad payout model working they will create several hate movements
A good and healthy society is one in which people spend 70% of their time throwing away ads sent by mail, deleting emails containing ads, or ignoring ads on websites they visit. Such a society is doing well.
November 16, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Don’t worry, in trying to keep the ad payout model working they will create several hate movements
@shaenon.bsky.social i had the urge to reference (and maybe start a full reread) of narbonic and noticed that the site seems to have gone down sometime in the last few weeks, per wayback machine. love your work, love dave and helen
November 16, 2025 at 9:13 PM
@shaenon.bsky.social i had the urge to reference (and maybe start a full reread) of narbonic and noticed that the site seems to have gone down sometime in the last few weeks, per wayback machine. love your work, love dave and helen
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"my least woke opinion is---"
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 9:10 AM
"my least woke opinion is---"
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
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Banks should not have the ability to unilaterally deny funding to people who have committed no crime.
It is bizarre that this is even an issue.
It is bizarre that this is even an issue.
Friend tried to donate to my Throne, flagged by fraud detection at Bank of America — bank identified the transaction as specially for “giantess voretuber Ana Valens”
I suspect I faced those Patreon / Ko-fi dings b/c financial institutions have me, specifically, on record as a high risk recipient!
I suspect I faced those Patreon / Ko-fi dings b/c financial institutions have me, specifically, on record as a high risk recipient!
November 16, 2025 at 8:02 AM
Banks should not have the ability to unilaterally deny funding to people who have committed no crime.
It is bizarre that this is even an issue.
It is bizarre that this is even an issue.
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Are you located in the DC-Baltimore-Philadelphia-New York corridor?
Have you always wanted to have your very own 11 foot long papier-mâché hammerhead shark?
Now available for free!
Perfect for museums, community centers, or your living room!
Save this lovely creature from imminent destruction!
Have you always wanted to have your very own 11 foot long papier-mâché hammerhead shark?
Now available for free!
Perfect for museums, community centers, or your living room!
Save this lovely creature from imminent destruction!
November 14, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Are you located in the DC-Baltimore-Philadelphia-New York corridor?
Have you always wanted to have your very own 11 foot long papier-mâché hammerhead shark?
Now available for free!
Perfect for museums, community centers, or your living room!
Save this lovely creature from imminent destruction!
Have you always wanted to have your very own 11 foot long papier-mâché hammerhead shark?
Now available for free!
Perfect for museums, community centers, or your living room!
Save this lovely creature from imminent destruction!
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One of the more idiosyncratic things about Bluesky, which I’m sure dampens its growth potential but whatever, is how many accounts otherwise strictly focused on American politics will, once a week or so, pop off with a little porn. As a treat.
Kinda weird! Kinda fascinating!
Kinda weird! Kinda fascinating!
See this wouldn’t be a problem on Bluesky. No fascists here. And only the porn you asked to see.
considerably more concerned with a member of congress scrolling twitter’s “for you” tab than i am about them looking at porn
November 15, 2025 at 7:02 PM
One of the more idiosyncratic things about Bluesky, which I’m sure dampens its growth potential but whatever, is how many accounts otherwise strictly focused on American politics will, once a week or so, pop off with a little porn. As a treat.
Kinda weird! Kinda fascinating!
Kinda weird! Kinda fascinating!
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while I am glad the new Pope is pro immigration, important to point out that the American Catholic Church has its sights set on killing my friends
Many people dismissed the announcement Catholic hospitals will ban gender-affirming care nationwide under the assumption that there will be other options. In reality, Catholic hospitals make up as much 46% of options in some states. This map is 2020, prior to Trump’s assault on safety net hospitals.
November 15, 2025 at 6:08 PM
while I am glad the new Pope is pro immigration, important to point out that the American Catholic Church has its sights set on killing my friends
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“Porn” is a public good.
“Porn” is the sign of a healthy, open society.
“Porn” is record of the diversity of sexual expression.
“Porn” brings people joy, access to parts of themselves that they may not have another way to express.
It’s worth defending on its own.
“Porn” is the sign of a healthy, open society.
“Porn” is record of the diversity of sexual expression.
“Porn” brings people joy, access to parts of themselves that they may not have another way to express.
It’s worth defending on its own.
February 25, 2025 at 1:59 AM
“Porn” is a public good.
“Porn” is the sign of a healthy, open society.
“Porn” is record of the diversity of sexual expression.
“Porn” brings people joy, access to parts of themselves that they may not have another way to express.
It’s worth defending on its own.
“Porn” is the sign of a healthy, open society.
“Porn” is record of the diversity of sexual expression.
“Porn” brings people joy, access to parts of themselves that they may not have another way to express.
It’s worth defending on its own.
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The same rich idiots that told me downloading a song on Napster was like stealing a car are trying to tell me that absorbing every movie ever made into *THE ROBOT* is fair use, actually, and a legion of dickriders coming to defend them because it's the future. Like fuck off.
This is the core of it. People think they're mad at the AI boogeyman but really they're mad about copyright law.
November 15, 2025 at 7:45 PM
The same rich idiots that told me downloading a song on Napster was like stealing a car are trying to tell me that absorbing every movie ever made into *THE ROBOT* is fair use, actually, and a legion of dickriders coming to defend them because it's the future. Like fuck off.
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oh you hate samus' new friend, the wisecracking loser guy who won't shut up? well what if instead he was a wisecracking loser LADY who won't shut up! jabbering away with her stupid idiot jokey lines, ruining your immersion, samus has to fuck her just to shut her up. I've lost my train of thought.
November 15, 2025 at 12:24 AM
oh you hate samus' new friend, the wisecracking loser guy who won't shut up? well what if instead he was a wisecracking loser LADY who won't shut up! jabbering away with her stupid idiot jokey lines, ruining your immersion, samus has to fuck her just to shut her up. I've lost my train of thought.
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From this minister's op-ed: "People wanting to experience God are more likely to meet the Divine trying to shut down the Broadview, Illinois, ICE facility than we ever were in church...God does not live in our houses of worship, but...with those who are bearing the brunt of cruelty in this moment."
Oh wow @reuters.com got the photo here:
November 14, 2025 at 9:38 PM
From this minister's op-ed: "People wanting to experience God are more likely to meet the Divine trying to shut down the Broadview, Illinois, ICE facility than we ever were in church...God does not live in our houses of worship, but...with those who are bearing the brunt of cruelty in this moment."
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republicans really do want to ban every sort of sexual expression except for raping children. Any sort of queerness, any sort of harmless fetish play, hell, half of them seem to think having consensual missionary sex with your adult wife is sus.
November 14, 2025 at 6:23 PM
republicans really do want to ban every sort of sexual expression except for raping children. Any sort of queerness, any sort of harmless fetish play, hell, half of them seem to think having consensual missionary sex with your adult wife is sus.
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a phenomenon i find kind of darkly fascinating is that people who enriched themselves unethically think people who made a moral choice are stupid for doing so
November 13, 2025 at 10:12 PM
a phenomenon i find kind of darkly fascinating is that people who enriched themselves unethically think people who made a moral choice are stupid for doing so
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I’d do this but then they’re gonna dig shit up from my past like me saying “calling my pussy ‘the turkey’ so someone will stuff it” and I just don’t think the world is ready for a funny woman in political leadership
me when I don’t want to do my job anymore: I should primary Fetterman
November 13, 2025 at 9:04 PM
I’d do this but then they’re gonna dig shit up from my past like me saying “calling my pussy ‘the turkey’ so someone will stuff it” and I just don’t think the world is ready for a funny woman in political leadership
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rorschach tests are cool in concept but in practice i don't really see the point in showing me 17 images of tall and strong women calling me a dumb slut
November 13, 2025 at 10:01 PM
rorschach tests are cool in concept but in practice i don't really see the point in showing me 17 images of tall and strong women calling me a dumb slut
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{marketing meeting}
VALVE CEO: Hmm let's see... does anyone here know who's addicted to Valve products and buys weird hardware at the drop of a hat?
GAY INTERN: {quietly} Sir… I have to teach you a term right now…
CEO: Is it "Six Sigma"? Because I'm way ahead of you
INTERN: No, no… it's… "T4T"…
VALVE CEO: Hmm let's see... does anyone here know who's addicted to Valve products and buys weird hardware at the drop of a hat?
GAY INTERN: {quietly} Sir… I have to teach you a term right now…
CEO: Is it "Six Sigma"? Because I'm way ahead of you
INTERN: No, no… it's… "T4T"…
Let me just say that Valve really knows their audience by picking these two as poster children for the Steam Machine:
store.steampowered.com/sale/steamma...
store.steampowered.com/sale/steamma...
November 13, 2025 at 11:59 AM
{marketing meeting}
VALVE CEO: Hmm let's see... does anyone here know who's addicted to Valve products and buys weird hardware at the drop of a hat?
GAY INTERN: {quietly} Sir… I have to teach you a term right now…
CEO: Is it "Six Sigma"? Because I'm way ahead of you
INTERN: No, no… it's… "T4T"…
VALVE CEO: Hmm let's see... does anyone here know who's addicted to Valve products and buys weird hardware at the drop of a hat?
GAY INTERN: {quietly} Sir… I have to teach you a term right now…
CEO: Is it "Six Sigma"? Because I'm way ahead of you
INTERN: No, no… it's… "T4T"…
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Might I suggest that a newspaper that was far too cozy with the most famous pedophile in the world constantly concern trolling about gender affirming care mutilating children's bodies is, in fact, two sides of the same coin.
November 13, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Might I suggest that a newspaper that was far too cozy with the most famous pedophile in the world constantly concern trolling about gender affirming care mutilating children's bodies is, in fact, two sides of the same coin.
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something I've been thinking about if/when we retake power is we're really going to need to shock & awe the elites with accountability. hit em hard and fast. gotta break the entire system and don't give it time to regroup.
Important to understand the Epstein stuff and the fascism and the corruption are, in a lot of ways, really all the same story from different angles: powerful men who can and do abuse vulnerable people around them because they can, and because systems of elite accountability catastrophically failed
November 13, 2025 at 4:39 AM
something I've been thinking about if/when we retake power is we're really going to need to shock & awe the elites with accountability. hit em hard and fast. gotta break the entire system and don't give it time to regroup.
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The Republican president is a pedophile who has doubled my healthcare costs and let scores of violent criminals out of jail. But a Democratic mayor-elect wants to make busses free in a city I don't live in. I have never felt more politically homeless.
November 13, 2025 at 12:47 PM
The Republican president is a pedophile who has doubled my healthcare costs and let scores of violent criminals out of jail. But a Democratic mayor-elect wants to make busses free in a city I don't live in. I have never felt more politically homeless.
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As all this disgusting Epstein shit starts surfacing more and more, I hope we don't lose sight of the fact that apparently every major media outlet knew everything and instead spent their time money and energy attacking the trans community.
November 13, 2025 at 1:07 AM
As all this disgusting Epstein shit starts surfacing more and more, I hope we don't lose sight of the fact that apparently every major media outlet knew everything and instead spent their time money and energy attacking the trans community.
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Everyone excited to buy a Steam Machine.
![Post by christian aka @nopoweradeinusa
woman: you said you had netflix?
me: this is much better
[I open a folder titled “movies” on my computer and the mechanical whirring of an 11 year old SATA hard-drive overwhelms the room entirely]
me: have you seen enter the void?](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:k6kg5ccozcphfcmp4zyx3s64/bafkreifrufej5lrdm2666pw4jkid5u3ej2txw4l7vdfnbn4oabkc7fvktq@jpeg)
November 12, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Everyone excited to buy a Steam Machine.
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so glad the child sexual abuse panic was squarely pointed at folks like me by the people actually doing it & the public was like “yeah, seems right—freaks did it. not the men with all the money & fighting to keep child marriage legal, the women that are legal to kill in 30 states if you’re nervous.”
What a great day for finding out that a lot of things people thought were conspiracies are actually backed up by emails that are like hey pedo, let us pedo together in pedoland on the second day of the pedo month
November 12, 2025 at 11:20 PM
so glad the child sexual abuse panic was squarely pointed at folks like me by the people actually doing it & the public was like “yeah, seems right—freaks did it. not the men with all the money & fighting to keep child marriage legal, the women that are legal to kill in 30 states if you’re nervous.”
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