∂ebraℓee
@debhfx.bsky.social
I teethed on Milkbones™
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∂ebraℓee
@debhfx.bsky.social
· Nov 14
They call me 'ATM' because every day I withdraw a little more.
Christmas garbage is the prettiest garbage of the year.
December 9, 2024 at 2:23 AM
Christmas garbage is the prettiest garbage of the year.
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Always a Rubbermaid, never a rubber.
December 7, 2024 at 9:43 PM
Always a Rubbermaid, never a rubber.
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If I say “huh” then answer your question my brain was just buffering.
December 8, 2024 at 12:44 AM
If I say “huh” then answer your question my brain was just buffering.
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If you play The Grinch backward, his heart shrinks after interacting with people and that’s a lot more accurate.
December 8, 2024 at 1:12 AM
If you play The Grinch backward, his heart shrinks after interacting with people and that’s a lot more accurate.
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i get knocked down, i can't get up again, so you're gonna have to walk around.
December 8, 2024 at 2:48 AM
i get knocked down, i can't get up again, so you're gonna have to walk around.
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I bought a top-of-the-line space heater but word from Uranus is it’s still cold
December 8, 2024 at 2:54 AM
I bought a top-of-the-line space heater but word from Uranus is it’s still cold
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Morpheus: d- did you just take both pills??
Neo: yeah I fuckin love pills
Neo: yeah I fuckin love pills
December 8, 2024 at 3:29 AM
Morpheus: d- did you just take both pills??
Neo: yeah I fuckin love pills
Neo: yeah I fuckin love pills
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Men act like masculinity comes from driving sports cars & eating bacon but we all know where actual masculinity comes from- eating pizza rolls in the basement of your mother's house while arguing with strangers on the internet.
December 8, 2024 at 4:07 AM
Men act like masculinity comes from driving sports cars & eating bacon but we all know where actual masculinity comes from- eating pizza rolls in the basement of your mother's house while arguing with strangers on the internet.
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Se7en is a Christmas movie because people talk about the Bible and Brad Pitt gets a present at the end.
December 8, 2024 at 12:05 PM
Se7en is a Christmas movie because people talk about the Bible and Brad Pitt gets a present at the end.
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Top 3 malones:
1) Bugsy
2) Post
3) Ho
1) Bugsy
2) Post
3) Ho
December 8, 2024 at 12:38 PM
Top 3 malones:
1) Bugsy
2) Post
3) Ho
1) Bugsy
2) Post
3) Ho
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Office holiday party. Every year, the same thing. Janice from accounting gets shitfaced and shows everyone her intimate tattoo that she swears she’s never shown anyone before.
December 8, 2024 at 1:48 PM
Office holiday party. Every year, the same thing. Janice from accounting gets shitfaced and shows everyone her intimate tattoo that she swears she’s never shown anyone before.
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me: how much for the goth sauce?
mortician: that's embalming fluid
mortician: that's embalming fluid
December 8, 2024 at 2:03 PM
me: how much for the goth sauce?
mortician: that's embalming fluid
mortician: that's embalming fluid
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*brain waking up*
oh god please not again I can’t keep existing in this reality
*brain 20 minutes later*
I’ve invented a fish breakfast cereal called Carp’n Crunch
oh god please not again I can’t keep existing in this reality
*brain 20 minutes later*
I’ve invented a fish breakfast cereal called Carp’n Crunch
December 8, 2024 at 2:13 PM
*brain waking up*
oh god please not again I can’t keep existing in this reality
*brain 20 minutes later*
I’ve invented a fish breakfast cereal called Carp’n Crunch
oh god please not again I can’t keep existing in this reality
*brain 20 minutes later*
I’ve invented a fish breakfast cereal called Carp’n Crunch
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Switched off a Hallmark Christmas film because I didn't think the quality of knitwear on offer was good enough, which feels like I've crossed a threshold. There's no detached and ironic appreciation anymore. There are standards that must be upheld. This is who I am now.
December 8, 2024 at 2:17 PM
Switched off a Hallmark Christmas film because I didn't think the quality of knitwear on offer was good enough, which feels like I've crossed a threshold. There's no detached and ironic appreciation anymore. There are standards that must be upheld. This is who I am now.
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I doubt there will ever be enough cowbell for all this.
December 8, 2024 at 3:11 PM
I doubt there will ever be enough cowbell for all this.
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I deal with my problems by creating brand new ones to add to the list.
December 8, 2024 at 3:12 PM
I deal with my problems by creating brand new ones to add to the list.
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*takes a drag* The plants around here know the rules. No drinkin' til you're sinkin'
December 8, 2024 at 3:27 PM
*takes a drag* The plants around here know the rules. No drinkin' til you're sinkin'
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Exciting news: I got invited to be on a heist team. Not sure what I'll be doing exactly, but being a "fall guy" sounds important.
December 8, 2024 at 3:35 PM
Exciting news: I got invited to be on a heist team. Not sure what I'll be doing exactly, but being a "fall guy" sounds important.
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My husband thinks he can just add random items to my junk drawer and I’m like HELLO THERE IS AN APPROVAL PROCESS
December 8, 2024 at 4:07 PM
My husband thinks he can just add random items to my junk drawer and I’m like HELLO THERE IS AN APPROVAL PROCESS
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A robot may not make a casserole, nor through inaction, allow a casserole to be made
December 8, 2024 at 4:07 PM
A robot may not make a casserole, nor through inaction, allow a casserole to be made
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[date]
her: I love bocelli
me: my favorite is rigatoni
her: I love bocelli
me: my favorite is rigatoni
December 8, 2024 at 4:17 PM
[date]
her: I love bocelli
me: my favorite is rigatoni
her: I love bocelli
me: my favorite is rigatoni
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I hope my true love got a gift receipt for the partridge and the pear tree, what I need em to give to me is fried potatoes and a grilled cheese
December 8, 2024 at 4:26 PM
I hope my true love got a gift receipt for the partridge and the pear tree, what I need em to give to me is fried potatoes and a grilled cheese
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"Is this some kind of a sick joke?" I ask, motioning around at humanity.
December 8, 2024 at 5:31 PM
"Is this some kind of a sick joke?" I ask, motioning around at humanity.