SpacedMom
@copymama.bsky.social
Writer of copy. Cultivator of small humans. Documenter of absurdity.
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SpacedMom
@copymama.bsky.social
· Oct 14
Remember when we had to carry around our flip phones AND a digital camera? My god we were like pack mules
Kids and cats have a lot in common: they don’t obey commands, their curiosity might kill them, and they love a good cardboard box.
June 12, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Kids and cats have a lot in common: they don’t obey commands, their curiosity might kill them, and they love a good cardboard box.
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How may degrees of separation between Kevin Bacon and John Hamm?
June 10, 2025 at 1:57 PM
How may degrees of separation between Kevin Bacon and John Hamm?
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It’s rude for the weather to be nice when you’re consumed by dread
June 11, 2025 at 8:51 PM
It’s rude for the weather to be nice when you’re consumed by dread
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in the afternoons i think someone should come in and turn off the lights and tell us we have to rest our heads on our desks for a bit
June 11, 2025 at 8:43 PM
in the afternoons i think someone should come in and turn off the lights and tell us we have to rest our heads on our desks for a bit
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It’s the people on this website with no sense of humour who choose to reply to jokes that I’m most grateful for.
June 11, 2025 at 2:33 PM
It’s the people on this website with no sense of humour who choose to reply to jokes that I’m most grateful for.
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I saw a thing about being an innovator, and I was remembering when I used the knife sharpener stick to knock something up high out of the cabinet.
June 11, 2025 at 4:55 AM
I saw a thing about being an innovator, and I was remembering when I used the knife sharpener stick to knock something up high out of the cabinet.
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I told my kid that an interview for a job in the legal profession was called a 'lawdition' and now I have another meeting with his teacher
June 12, 2025 at 8:21 AM
I told my kid that an interview for a job in the legal profession was called a 'lawdition' and now I have another meeting with his teacher
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I’m so Gen-X I still avoid the cracks in the sidewalk to protect my mother.
June 11, 2025 at 1:36 PM
I’m so Gen-X I still avoid the cracks in the sidewalk to protect my mother.
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The smallest type of animal is a minimal
June 9, 2025 at 1:05 PM
The smallest type of animal is a minimal
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The angriest word in the English language is "representative" spoken to an automated phone menu.
April 27, 2023 at 10:46 PM
The angriest word in the English language is "representative" spoken to an automated phone menu.
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Yogurt is one of my top 10, maybe even top 5 favorite gurts.
June 12, 2025 at 7:01 AM
Yogurt is one of my top 10, maybe even top 5 favorite gurts.
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cheese fountain > chocolate fountain comments closed
June 12, 2025 at 4:15 AM
cheese fountain > chocolate fountain comments closed
My husband left the kayak strapped to the car from when he had taken it out a couple days ago, and I had to drive to the grocery store feeling like I was impersonating someone who shops at REI.
June 11, 2025 at 1:09 PM
My husband left the kayak strapped to the car from when he had taken it out a couple days ago, and I had to drive to the grocery store feeling like I was impersonating someone who shops at REI.
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I don't mind going out in public. I just hate when other people go out in public when I do
June 11, 2025 at 4:37 AM
I don't mind going out in public. I just hate when other people go out in public when I do
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Obsessed with the pharma commercial trope of 'taking this medication will guarantee you can happily own a very boutique retail business'.
June 8, 2025 at 5:47 AM
Obsessed with the pharma commercial trope of 'taking this medication will guarantee you can happily own a very boutique retail business'.
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If you get a punny tattoo, the joke’s on you
June 11, 2025 at 12:12 PM
If you get a punny tattoo, the joke’s on you
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I don't want to brag but I'm pretty damn Mid at a whole bunch of stuff
June 10, 2025 at 11:04 PM
I don't want to brag but I'm pretty damn Mid at a whole bunch of stuff
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KID: Daddy, do you know what an eclipse is?
ME: No sun
HIM: Ok, I'll ask someone else
ME: No sun
HIM: Ok, I'll ask someone else
June 11, 2025 at 11:44 AM
KID: Daddy, do you know what an eclipse is?
ME: No sun
HIM: Ok, I'll ask someone else
ME: No sun
HIM: Ok, I'll ask someone else
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Not to get all political on here but the word 'gush' is infinitely worse than 'moist'.
June 10, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Not to get all political on here but the word 'gush' is infinitely worse than 'moist'.
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Why did they call them aeronautical engineers and not flyentists?
June 10, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Why did they call them aeronautical engineers and not flyentists?
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I'm sorry, I moonwalk when I'm nervous, Your Honor
June 10, 2025 at 4:53 AM
I'm sorry, I moonwalk when I'm nervous, Your Honor
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Fool Michael Jackson once
Shamone you
Shamone you
June 3, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Fool Michael Jackson once
Shamone you
Shamone you
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"This seafood restaurant is now a crime scene. Nobody move a mussel."
May 25, 2025 at 11:38 AM
"This seafood restaurant is now a crime scene. Nobody move a mussel."
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My toddler learned about the concept of a grocery list and now says “but it’s on the list” for everything she wants at the store
June 9, 2025 at 7:24 PM
My toddler learned about the concept of a grocery list and now says “but it’s on the list” for everything she wants at the store