@nickonhere.bsky.social
Reposted
Laying in bed fantasising about being a hexagon cos I need more sides to sleep on
January 16, 2026 at 11:56 PM
Laying in bed fantasising about being a hexagon cos I need more sides to sleep on
I do love footprints in the snow to prove we are surrounded by more wildlife than we realize
January 19, 2026 at 4:56 PM
I do love footprints in the snow to prove we are surrounded by more wildlife than we realize
Reposted
I’m running for mayor of Roku city this town doesn’t have a Popeyes and I aim to change that
January 19, 2026 at 11:16 AM
I’m running for mayor of Roku city this town doesn’t have a Popeyes and I aim to change that
Reposted
my damn iphone just installed the woke update
January 19, 2026 at 11:17 AM
my damn iphone just installed the woke update
Getting an INT after the complete bullshit DPI call must feel really satisfying
January 18, 2026 at 9:33 PM
Getting an INT after the complete bullshit DPI call must feel really satisfying
You just knew the Pats were gonna get some INTs at some point
January 18, 2026 at 9:05 PM
You just knew the Pats were gonna get some INTs at some point
I love “That’s All” by Genesis, but what a terrible opening rhyme.
January 18, 2026 at 5:06 PM
I love “That’s All” by Genesis, but what a terrible opening rhyme.
Guys being shirtless in their TikToks makes me unreasonably angry. I will immediately scroll past them.
January 18, 2026 at 2:53 PM
Guys being shirtless in their TikToks makes me unreasonably angry. I will immediately scroll past them.
Reposted
Pretending I am a dragon.
Not like, outwardly. Just for me.
Not like, outwardly. Just for me.
July 9, 2023 at 12:05 PM
Pretending I am a dragon.
Not like, outwardly. Just for me.
Not like, outwardly. Just for me.
Reposted
This reminds of me of the time that my aunt’s friends got a magnetic catflap - which could only be opened by the magnet on their cat’s collar - and kept finding their cat stuck to the fridge.
The thing I like particularly about the fact that Isaac Newton invented the catflap is it gives the image of him trying to lay the foundations of classical mechanics but getting distracted by having to let a cat out then in again 40 seconds later and thinking, “Shit, I really need to sort this.”
January 18, 2026 at 2:46 PM
This reminds of me of the time that my aunt’s friends got a magnetic catflap - which could only be opened by the magnet on their cat’s collar - and kept finding their cat stuck to the fridge.
Reposted
let’s see The Proclaimers do that
January 18, 2026 at 1:56 PM
let’s see The Proclaimers do that
Reposted
As screenwriter of the Labubu movie I want to clear up some misconceptions. Yes, technically they do eat human flesh, but only necrotic tissue around wounds. Doctors use them to clean up injuries and promote positive health outcomes. Labubus are humanity’s allies, except for evil Labubus of course
January 17, 2026 at 6:48 PM
As screenwriter of the Labubu movie I want to clear up some misconceptions. Yes, technically they do eat human flesh, but only necrotic tissue around wounds. Doctors use them to clean up injuries and promote positive health outcomes. Labubus are humanity’s allies, except for evil Labubus of course
@feldfrog.bsky.social has the best take on the trolley problem, bar none.
January 17, 2026 at 11:16 AM
@feldfrog.bsky.social has the best take on the trolley problem, bar none.
Anyone else have a dog who wants to go outside, but stands in the way of the door being opened?
January 15, 2026 at 12:20 AM
Anyone else have a dog who wants to go outside, but stands in the way of the door being opened?
Reposted
The Congressional Progressive Caucus, a group of nearly 100 House Democrats, will announce later today that it's formally endorsing legislation to strip $175 billion from ICE and put it toward affordable housing. www.huffpost.com/entry/doj-fe...
Progressive Caucus Backs Bill To Redirect ICE Money To Affordable Housing
www.huffpost.com
January 14, 2026 at 8:00 PM
The Congressional Progressive Caucus, a group of nearly 100 House Democrats, will announce later today that it's formally endorsing legislation to strip $175 billion from ICE and put it toward affordable housing. www.huffpost.com/entry/doj-fe...
Reposted
This is where I post from
January 13, 2026 at 6:27 PM
This is where I post from
Reposted
A Japanese friend once told me a thing she'll recall from her visit to USA is that we hate the unhoused so much that we have decided that it's worth making it infrastructurally impossible for women to find a place to use the restroom for free.
She couldn't process it. She was just disappointed dawg
She couldn't process it. She was just disappointed dawg
November 5, 2024 at 2:48 AM
A Japanese friend once told me a thing she'll recall from her visit to USA is that we hate the unhoused so much that we have decided that it's worth making it infrastructurally impossible for women to find a place to use the restroom for free.
She couldn't process it. She was just disappointed dawg
She couldn't process it. She was just disappointed dawg
Why did my brain assume for a second that Curt Menefee was barefoot on TV rather than wearing brown shoes.
January 11, 2026 at 10:59 PM
Why did my brain assume for a second that Curt Menefee was barefoot on TV rather than wearing brown shoes.
Reposted
a blue whale’s anus can stretch up to over 3 feet making it the 2nd largest asshole in the world behind jd vance
January 10, 2026 at 9:10 PM
a blue whale’s anus can stretch up to over 3 feet making it the 2nd largest asshole in the world behind jd vance
Called my parents and my daughter walked off with my phone. The phone was sticky when I got it back.
January 11, 2026 at 10:21 PM
Called my parents and my daughter walked off with my phone. The phone was sticky when I got it back.
Reposted
Daughter’s best friend slept over. At some point they were watching Frozen. We did not change the account settings, so best friend just happily watched in Spanish without comment. Kids are funny.
January 11, 2026 at 11:35 AM
Daughter’s best friend slept over. At some point they were watching Frozen. We did not change the account settings, so best friend just happily watched in Spanish without comment. Kids are funny.
What is your favorite cute small child mispronunciation, and why is it O-Tay (instead of OK)?
January 10, 2026 at 11:52 PM
What is your favorite cute small child mispronunciation, and why is it O-Tay (instead of OK)?
Reposted
one new reality, please
January 10, 2026 at 4:23 PM
one new reality, please
Reposted
rare to see an american politician speak in these terms and it rocks
“When I speak about making our city more affordable, my vision is not limited to the homes that we live in or the child care that we’re making universal — it’s also a vision where we make it possible for working people to afford lives of joy, of art, of rest, of expression.”
Handing Out Free Tickets, Mamdani Says Theater Should Not Be ‘a Luxury’
www.nytimes.com
January 10, 2026 at 2:48 AM
rare to see an american politician speak in these terms and it rocks