@nickonhere.bsky.social
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how do you guys post such, what’s the word … good ?
November 11, 2025 at 2:48 PM
how do you guys post such, what’s the word … good ?
My brain whenever I notice that an elevator is made by the Schindler company: In England this would be called “Schindler’s Lift”
November 11, 2025 at 1:50 PM
My brain whenever I notice that an elevator is made by the Schindler company: In England this would be called “Schindler’s Lift”
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If you're bleeding internally you just uhh call around and compare health care plans. Make a budget spreadsheet and see what you can afford. Do I have to spell it out for you. I have a ballroom to build
November 11, 2025 at 1:36 AM
If you're bleeding internally you just uhh call around and compare health care plans. Make a budget spreadsheet and see what you can afford. Do I have to spell it out for you. I have a ballroom to build
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this guy started the video with his qualifications as if there was any chance i wouldn’t trust this man about clocks
November 11, 2025 at 2:11 AM
this guy started the video with his qualifications as if there was any chance i wouldn’t trust this man about clocks
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You don’t suffer fools gladly?
But sir, may I point out that you’re on social media voluntarily?
But sir, may I point out that you’re on social media voluntarily?
November 9, 2025 at 11:20 AM
You don’t suffer fools gladly?
But sir, may I point out that you’re on social media voluntarily?
But sir, may I point out that you’re on social media voluntarily?
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The more things change, the more they are different
November 8, 2025 at 11:47 PM
The more things change, the more they are different
Full Beaver Supermoon that’s it, that’s the skeet
November 5, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Full Beaver Supermoon that’s it, that’s the skeet
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It's not in this article but the government asserts that the sandwich was thrown at "point blank range", which implies subway sandwiches have defined effective weapon ranges of varying lethality, and I would like to see the government's chart of these ranges.
Trial Begins for Man Accused of Lobbing a Sandwich at a Federal Agent www.nytimes.com/2025/11/03/u...
Trial Begins for Man Accused of Lobbing a Sandwich at a Federal Agent
www.nytimes.com
November 3, 2025 at 9:14 PM
It's not in this article but the government asserts that the sandwich was thrown at "point blank range", which implies subway sandwiches have defined effective weapon ranges of varying lethality, and I would like to see the government's chart of these ranges.
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Its amazing how much more annoying I can be but chose not to be.
November 3, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Its amazing how much more annoying I can be but chose not to be.
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You ever accidentally tense up for 15-20 years?
November 3, 2025 at 11:04 PM
You ever accidentally tense up for 15-20 years?
The clock on the stove fooled into starting dinner prep an hour early.
November 3, 2025 at 11:01 PM
The clock on the stove fooled into starting dinner prep an hour early.
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parenting is mainly about trying to sell your kids on outright lies like “eating Nerds before breakfast is a bad idea, buddy”
November 3, 2025 at 11:25 AM
parenting is mainly about trying to sell your kids on outright lies like “eating Nerds before breakfast is a bad idea, buddy”
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THE INVENTOR OF VALET PARKING: what if I said that you could have your car stolen temporarily and you would have to pay someone to return it back to you
October 26, 2025 at 1:10 AM
THE INVENTOR OF VALET PARKING: what if I said that you could have your car stolen temporarily and you would have to pay someone to return it back to you
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ATTENTION PARENTS: is your child texting about stealing from the Louvre? know the signs:
RTFM: robbing the famous museum
LMAO: looting my ass off
LSTCDTS: let's see Tom Cruise do this shit
MLM: Mona Lisa's mine
RTFM: robbing the famous museum
LMAO: looting my ass off
LSTCDTS: let's see Tom Cruise do this shit
MLM: Mona Lisa's mine
October 20, 2025 at 4:56 AM
ATTENTION PARENTS: is your child texting about stealing from the Louvre? know the signs:
RTFM: robbing the famous museum
LMAO: looting my ass off
LSTCDTS: let's see Tom Cruise do this shit
MLM: Mona Lisa's mine
RTFM: robbing the famous museum
LMAO: looting my ass off
LSTCDTS: let's see Tom Cruise do this shit
MLM: Mona Lisa's mine
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I’m not asking for much, just someone who thinks my weird little thoughts are cute and only mildly concerning
November 3, 2025 at 2:23 AM
I’m not asking for much, just someone who thinks my weird little thoughts are cute and only mildly concerning
Don’t worry, Stan, I found it.
November 3, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Don’t worry, Stan, I found it.
There is quite a contrast between the clinical sounding “executive functioning” and the white hot rage that I feel about my own inability to do anything right.
November 2, 2025 at 11:01 AM
There is quite a contrast between the clinical sounding “executive functioning” and the white hot rage that I feel about my own inability to do anything right.
I was surprised when we checked in and they said that breakfast starts at 4:30. They explained it’s because of the marathon. And indeed a long line of runners are here waiting for breakfast.
November 2, 2025 at 9:36 AM
I was surprised when we checked in and they said that breakfast starts at 4:30. They explained it’s because of the marathon. And indeed a long line of runners are here waiting for breakfast.
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looks like sniffing glue’s back on the menu boys
August 1, 2025 at 12:21 AM
looks like sniffing glue’s back on the menu boys
That was an AGGRESSIVE fair call.
November 1, 2025 at 1:02 AM
That was an AGGRESSIVE fair call.
Halloween is a Friday Holiday
November 1, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Halloween is a Friday Holiday
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The print version of @theonion.com is worth every dime.
October 30, 2025 at 9:40 PM
The print version of @theonion.com is worth every dime.
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That was CCR with Bad Moon Rising. You're listening to WKFM. Folks, I woke up in the studio today but I remember leaving last night, so I musta fallen into a fugue on the 105 again. Ten hours I can't account for. Blood on my shirt and it isn't mine. Up next, those Hanson boys serve up another Mmmbop
April 9, 2025 at 4:30 AM
That was CCR with Bad Moon Rising. You're listening to WKFM. Folks, I woke up in the studio today but I remember leaving last night, so I musta fallen into a fugue on the 105 again. Ten hours I can't account for. Blood on my shirt and it isn't mine. Up next, those Hanson boys serve up another Mmmbop
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Zohran Mamdani caught lying that he understood Plato’s allegory of the cave, yet when asked to explain it, he seemed to instead explain Baudrillard’s theory of Simulacra and Simulation where reality has been replaced by symbols and signs, which seems similar to Plato’s theory but is not the same
October 29, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Zohran Mamdani caught lying that he understood Plato’s allegory of the cave, yet when asked to explain it, he seemed to instead explain Baudrillard’s theory of Simulacra and Simulation where reality has been replaced by symbols and signs, which seems similar to Plato’s theory but is not the same