Ruth Burger
@ammtuesday.bsky.social
My husband’s sexy.
It’s to do with the side burns.
It’s to do with the side burns.
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Ruth Burger
@ammtuesday.bsky.social
· Nov 13
Everybody needs somebody to be weird with.
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My seasonal tradition: sip soup, sear mouth, pretend I’m fine. Now all I need is the cooler weather to stop flirting and finally settle down.
November 23, 2025 at 10:50 PM
My seasonal tradition: sip soup, sear mouth, pretend I’m fine. Now all I need is the cooler weather to stop flirting and finally settle down.
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That weird space left by a deleted word is where I live
August 5, 2025 at 1:54 PM
That weird space left by a deleted word is where I live
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If I had my druthers I'd be pretty scared bc i don't know what a druther is
November 23, 2025 at 1:45 PM
If I had my druthers I'd be pretty scared bc i don't know what a druther is
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Whenever I feel unprepared for retirement, I glance at my big vodka bottle filled with loose change and sigh with relief.
November 23, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Whenever I feel unprepared for retirement, I glance at my big vodka bottle filled with loose change and sigh with relief.
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Cloudy with a chance of brain fog.
November 23, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Cloudy with a chance of brain fog.
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If I had been born male, I would have had an enormous penis
November 21, 2025 at 11:21 PM
If I had been born male, I would have had an enormous penis
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For more quality content, you'll have to follow other people.
November 21, 2025 at 11:27 PM
For more quality content, you'll have to follow other people.
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Letting myself go, like it’s my job
November 22, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Letting myself go, like it’s my job
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Stage 5 clinger, but it’s just this perimenopausal chin hair that won’t let go
November 22, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Stage 5 clinger, but it’s just this perimenopausal chin hair that won’t let go
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I’m starting to think those bitches on Facebook did not pray for me
November 20, 2025 at 11:32 PM
I’m starting to think those bitches on Facebook did not pray for me
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all cars are bumper cars if you simply don’t give a fuck
November 23, 2025 at 2:40 AM
all cars are bumper cars if you simply don’t give a fuck
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Might fuck around and explode into 1000 bats later idk
October 31, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Might fuck around and explode into 1000 bats later idk
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“I figured out who the killer is. I could go to the police, but instead I’ll confront the killer alone in an isolated place without telling anyone where I am.” -TV show characters
April 30, 2025 at 10:55 PM
“I figured out who the killer is. I could go to the police, but instead I’ll confront the killer alone in an isolated place without telling anyone where I am.” -TV show characters
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*watching an Arby’s commercial*
Wife: why are you breathing so hard?
Me: shut…up
Wife: why are you breathing so hard?
Me: shut…up
November 23, 2025 at 12:57 AM
*watching an Arby’s commercial*
Wife: why are you breathing so hard?
Me: shut…up
Wife: why are you breathing so hard?
Me: shut…up
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Me and the cats all got needles today. Different things. None of us cried.
November 22, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Me and the cats all got needles today. Different things. None of us cried.
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Claude's heart was never in the art game because he was all about that Monet.
November 14, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Claude's heart was never in the art game because he was all about that Monet.
6 planets are in retrograde right now, just stay in the house.
November 23, 2025 at 6:44 AM
6 planets are in retrograde right now, just stay in the house.
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might go out to the desert and get eaten by some kind of creature
November 19, 2025 at 4:57 AM
might go out to the desert and get eaten by some kind of creature
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Who needs birth control when you have men walking around saying the word “upmost”
November 18, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Who needs birth control when you have men walking around saying the word “upmost”
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Being overshadowed by everything else is my signature move.
November 18, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Being overshadowed by everything else is my signature move.
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Sometimes the most fucked up thing to say to someone makes the most sense.
November 17, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Sometimes the most fucked up thing to say to someone makes the most sense.
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Some of you wear pants at home and it shows
November 18, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Some of you wear pants at home and it shows
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3,582nd time’s a charm.
November 18, 2025 at 2:37 AM
3,582nd time’s a charm.
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have you tried still breathing about it
November 17, 2025 at 10:17 PM
have you tried still breathing about it