5oclockeveryday
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Hi! This is the space they gave me to write something WITTY and BRILLIANT so that you'll want to follow me, and if I had something, this is where I'd post it.
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The Rite of Spring (Myra's version)
An elaborate work played out in the kitchen with the ageing prima ballerina trying to avoid the cat nibbling on her newly exposed ankles.
An elaborate work played out in the kitchen with the ageing prima ballerina trying to avoid the cat nibbling on her newly exposed ankles.
November 4, 2025 at 10:42 PM
The Rite of Spring (Myra's version)
An elaborate work played out in the kitchen with the ageing prima ballerina trying to avoid the cat nibbling on her newly exposed ankles.
An elaborate work played out in the kitchen with the ageing prima ballerina trying to avoid the cat nibbling on her newly exposed ankles.
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From time to time you have to be a little disrespectful to show them how respectful you have been so far
September 1, 2023 at 7:04 AM
From time to time you have to be a little disrespectful to show them how respectful you have been so far
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Been a long time since I've fiddled with something. Need to fiddle with something. Maybe tinker around even.
August 19, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Been a long time since I've fiddled with something. Need to fiddle with something. Maybe tinker around even.
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Don’t talk to me, I’m hope-scrolling
November 5, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Don’t talk to me, I’m hope-scrolling
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If my brain had subtitles, it would be the words:
dogs barking in the distance.
dogs barking in the distance.
November 3, 2025 at 4:23 PM
If my brain had subtitles, it would be the words:
dogs barking in the distance.
dogs barking in the distance.
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You say it’s inexplicable, but I’m nonetheless over here trying to explic.
October 5, 2025 at 12:38 AM
You say it’s inexplicable, but I’m nonetheless over here trying to explic.
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someone who succumbs to tuberculosis and starvation has died both from consumption and lack thereof
October 10, 2025 at 6:43 AM
someone who succumbs to tuberculosis and starvation has died both from consumption and lack thereof
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It’s like ten thousand apps when all you need is a hobby.
October 10, 2025 at 3:24 AM
It’s like ten thousand apps when all you need is a hobby.
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Always great when you and the stranger next to you sort of lock into the same frequency during a movie. Can't describe it, but it's the movie-going equivalent of when you're cutting wrapping paper and the scissors start to glide.
September 28, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Always great when you and the stranger next to you sort of lock into the same frequency during a movie. Can't describe it, but it's the movie-going equivalent of when you're cutting wrapping paper and the scissors start to glide.
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Unless the bird is playing the fucking piano, I don't want music layered over bird videos.
September 10, 2025 at 8:14 AM
Unless the bird is playing the fucking piano, I don't want music layered over bird videos.
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They have Halloween lint rollers. You know how the kids love lint rollers.
October 8, 2025 at 3:11 AM
They have Halloween lint rollers. You know how the kids love lint rollers.
In the mood for something lighthearted, I watched A Trip to Infinity again and laughed just as hard as I did the first time I saw it.
October 9, 2025 at 8:52 AM
In the mood for something lighthearted, I watched A Trip to Infinity again and laughed just as hard as I did the first time I saw it.
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If you so much as kill me I’ll die
October 9, 2025 at 8:19 AM
If you so much as kill me I’ll die
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I started my "bucket list" late in life on purpose due to the fact that I rarely finish anything anyway.
October 6, 2025 at 5:57 AM
I started my "bucket list" late in life on purpose due to the fact that I rarely finish anything anyway.
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Forever is evergreen but so is temporary and with that I must go and believe in the streaming of stars, when only time ago it was us bringing the borrowed stars back to avoid late fees
October 3, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Forever is evergreen but so is temporary and with that I must go and believe in the streaming of stars, when only time ago it was us bringing the borrowed stars back to avoid late fees
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Situations are like art. You really have to step back to actually see the point of it all.
October 3, 2025 at 8:09 AM
Situations are like art. You really have to step back to actually see the point of it all.
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a small garden and some trees, to reset your days
September 28, 2025 at 7:20 PM
a small garden and some trees, to reset your days
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Sorry I can’t invest in your pyramid scheme. My moneys all tied up in groceries.
September 29, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Sorry I can’t invest in your pyramid scheme. My moneys all tied up in groceries.
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Call it life. Call it love. Call it an error of judgement. Call it a day.
October 1, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Call it life. Call it love. Call it an error of judgement. Call it a day.
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Me: Would you calm down, just for a sec
My cat: (laughs in cattish)
My cat: (laughs in cattish)
October 2, 2025 at 7:48 AM
Me: Would you calm down, just for a sec
My cat: (laughs in cattish)
My cat: (laughs in cattish)
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The difference between marmite and vegemite?
The vegemite hangs from the 𝘵𝘰𝘱 of the cave.
The vegemite hangs from the 𝘵𝘰𝘱 of the cave.
October 1, 2025 at 5:21 PM
The difference between marmite and vegemite?
The vegemite hangs from the 𝘵𝘰𝘱 of the cave.
The vegemite hangs from the 𝘵𝘰𝘱 of the cave.
Couldn't clean a clogged self-cleaning litter box bc the homeowner, 1200 miles away, didn't have wifi to run his litter box app to open it.
September 28, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Couldn't clean a clogged self-cleaning litter box bc the homeowner, 1200 miles away, didn't have wifi to run his litter box app to open it.
Friend flipped that his airline cancelled in-flight wifi then got mad bc I laughed at his reaction. My dude, it's 2 hours. You'll survive.
September 28, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Friend flipped that his airline cancelled in-flight wifi then got mad bc I laughed at his reaction. My dude, it's 2 hours. You'll survive.
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🎵When the dog bites, when the bee stings, I'm like damn bee, gimme a sec, did you NOT just hear about the dog bite wtf
August 30, 2024 at 2:36 PM
🎵When the dog bites, when the bee stings, I'm like damn bee, gimme a sec, did you NOT just hear about the dog bite wtf