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You can have a little optimism, as a treat.
January 4, 2026 at 5:40 PM
You can have a little optimism, as a treat.
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each post takes three minutes off your life
January 3, 2026 at 1:22 AM
each post takes three minutes off your life
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Every generation passes down less knowledge and more passwords.
January 1, 2026 at 6:02 PM
Every generation passes down less knowledge and more passwords.
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[flirting] What's your favorite Biblical plague
January 3, 2026 at 2:55 AM
[flirting] What's your favorite Biblical plague
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Remember when you thought that one person was a friend and then you realized they were not? Okay. Now forget that. Sorry I brought it up like that all of a sudden.
January 3, 2026 at 4:30 AM
Remember when you thought that one person was a friend and then you realized they were not? Okay. Now forget that. Sorry I brought it up like that all of a sudden.
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Nobody has to be anywhere.
January 3, 2026 at 4:44 AM
Nobody has to be anywhere.
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The internet was better when the modem screamed.
November 25, 2024 at 6:05 PM
The internet was better when the modem screamed.
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My party trick is not showing up
November 28, 2025 at 5:13 PM
My party trick is not showing up
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I’m done with being self-aware. That only causes misery. From now on it’s going to be nothing but grunts and toots as I walk away from any and all human interaction
September 24, 2025 at 7:58 PM
I’m done with being self-aware. That only causes misery. From now on it’s going to be nothing but grunts and toots as I walk away from any and all human interaction
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how to train your wreck
December 12, 2025 at 9:09 AM
how to train your wreck
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The world expansively speeds away.
December 26, 2025 at 11:40 PM
The world expansively speeds away.
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there is too much internet
December 24, 2025 at 8:13 PM
there is too much internet
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Even when they appear lifeless, trees communicate underground via fungal networks, sharing nutrients and warning each other of dangers.
December 2, 2025 at 8:51 AM
Even when they appear lifeless, trees communicate underground via fungal networks, sharing nutrients and warning each other of dangers.
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You don't truly appreciate magnetic fridge notepads until you're in your forties
November 30, 2025 at 3:55 PM
You don't truly appreciate magnetic fridge notepads until you're in your forties
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Past me is always leaving annoying little situations for present me to deal with. Fortunately I can just fob those off on future me. It's the perfect system
December 2, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Past me is always leaving annoying little situations for present me to deal with. Fortunately I can just fob those off on future me. It's the perfect system
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You replied without liking, Charlie Brown
December 2, 2025 at 3:27 AM
You replied without liking, Charlie Brown
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When is it my turn to burden a company with insurmountable debt and run away with the cash?
December 2, 2025 at 3:25 PM
When is it my turn to burden a company with insurmountable debt and run away with the cash?
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I suspect the essential is in all this irrelevant somewhere.
September 27, 2025 at 4:05 AM
I suspect the essential is in all this irrelevant somewhere.
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Don’t forget to roll up your windows it’s gonna be stupid out today
December 2, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Don’t forget to roll up your windows it’s gonna be stupid out today
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Ask for the big and expect to be caved in to make room for it.
December 2, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Ask for the big and expect to be caved in to make room for it.
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for any newcomers to my timeline: welcome, and help yourself to a hand grenade
November 17, 2025 at 6:22 PM
for any newcomers to my timeline: welcome, and help yourself to a hand grenade
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whenever some of you are quiet for a few weeks or more i just assume you’re in jail
December 1, 2025 at 11:24 PM
whenever some of you are quiet for a few weeks or more i just assume you’re in jail
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Mirror mirror on the wall why did I walk into this room?
December 2, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Mirror mirror on the wall why did I walk into this room?
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Nothing like looking at different screens after a hard day of looking at screens
November 25, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Nothing like looking at different screens after a hard day of looking at screens