✨Wendy Darling✨
@wendydarling813.bsky.social
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Just now listening to a song from long ago, when I was young and suddenly I’m thunderstruck in my chest, with the memory of that version of me. The one with hope in her heart.
November 24, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Just now listening to a song from long ago, when I was young and suddenly I’m thunderstruck in my chest, with the memory of that version of me. The one with hope in her heart.
I was gently petting the throw blanket on my lap, while scrolling my phone - in case anyone was wondering how my mental health is doing
November 9, 2025 at 1:00 AM
I was gently petting the throw blanket on my lap, while scrolling my phone - in case anyone was wondering how my mental health is doing
My cat puked on me while I was asleep last night and that’s still better than trying to be in a relationship.
October 29, 2025 at 12:29 AM
My cat puked on me while I was asleep last night and that’s still better than trying to be in a relationship.
When all you can afford is a studio apartment but you’re also a single parent 🤣
October 22, 2025 at 11:25 PM
When all you can afford is a studio apartment but you’re also a single parent 🤣
Whomever picked the pic of Trump for the cover of Time, deserves a Pulitzer. And a kiss on the lips.
October 18, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Whomever picked the pic of Trump for the cover of Time, deserves a Pulitzer. And a kiss on the lips.
Let’s go catfishing 🤣
October 16, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Let’s go catfishing 🤣
Tell your dad I’m not digging for gold anymore. I’m spooning for bitcoin now.
October 16, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Tell your dad I’m not digging for gold anymore. I’m spooning for bitcoin now.
Who wants to be my new kitten’s baby daddy ?
October 16, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Who wants to be my new kitten’s baby daddy ?
I’m willing to jump timelines if you can guarantee the next one doesn’t have any Kardashians in it
October 16, 2025 at 2:20 PM
I’m willing to jump timelines if you can guarantee the next one doesn’t have any Kardashians in it
I had protein in my cold brew this morning, so I’m ready to carry the weight of the world on my shoulders.
October 16, 2025 at 2:19 PM
I had protein in my cold brew this morning, so I’m ready to carry the weight of the world on my shoulders.
Wake me up when the aliens get here
October 16, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Wake me up when the aliens get here
Friend: why are you like this ?
Me: my mom always put cottage cheese in the lasagna
Me: my mom always put cottage cheese in the lasagna
October 16, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Friend: why are you like this ?
Me: my mom always put cottage cheese in the lasagna
Me: my mom always put cottage cheese in the lasagna
Get in losers, we’re going to mall world
October 7, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Get in losers, we’re going to mall world
Make America Kind Again
September 30, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Make America Kind Again
You guys … I did a thing
September 29, 2025 at 10:27 PM
You guys … I did a thing
Sorry I can’t invest in your pyramid scheme. My moneys all tied up in groceries.
September 29, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Sorry I can’t invest in your pyramid scheme. My moneys all tied up in groceries.
Maybe all my trauma stems from being dehydrated all those years ago as a kid.
September 16, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Maybe all my trauma stems from being dehydrated all those years ago as a kid.
Reposted by ✨Wendy Darling✨
Before google maps you just had a buddy in another car who said “follow me” then proceeded to run a late yellow at the next intersection.
August 16, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Before google maps you just had a buddy in another car who said “follow me” then proceeded to run a late yellow at the next intersection.
Reposted by ✨Wendy Darling✨
I can achieve just two styles of eyeliner:
1) Undetectable
2) Murder Clown on their 6th bar in a pub crawl
1) Undetectable
2) Murder Clown on their 6th bar in a pub crawl
August 3, 2025 at 4:48 PM
I can achieve just two styles of eyeliner:
1) Undetectable
2) Murder Clown on their 6th bar in a pub crawl
1) Undetectable
2) Murder Clown on their 6th bar in a pub crawl
I’m the proud curator of this flaming dumpster life that I’m living. Artisanal even.
August 3, 2025 at 5:12 PM
I’m the proud curator of this flaming dumpster life that I’m living. Artisanal even.
All my clothes probably just shrunk in the washer and dryer. Every single one of them. Right ?!? RIGHT?!?
August 3, 2025 at 5:10 PM
All my clothes probably just shrunk in the washer and dryer. Every single one of them. Right ?!? RIGHT?!?
It’s so hot here in the northeast that I was thinking about taking a trip to Florida to try and cool off.
July 26, 2025 at 1:15 PM
It’s so hot here in the northeast that I was thinking about taking a trip to Florida to try and cool off.
Guys ! What do I say when the Trader Joe’s cashier flirts with me ? Do I accept his proposal and start looking for a wedding venue ?
July 24, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Guys ! What do I say when the Trader Joe’s cashier flirts with me ? Do I accept his proposal and start looking for a wedding venue ?
Thinking about changing my emergency contact to the random guy at the bagel place who just told me to have a good day.
July 24, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Thinking about changing my emergency contact to the random guy at the bagel place who just told me to have a good day.
Did your dad put me in his will yet ? I’m tired of working
July 20, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Did your dad put me in his will yet ? I’m tired of working