Zeklandia
@zeklandia.bsky.social
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I'm just a delicate garment in a machine wash world
November 12, 2025 at 1:56 PM
I'm just a delicate garment in a machine wash world
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They’ve decided to allow me peace of mind later
November 9, 2025 at 9:37 AM
They’ve decided to allow me peace of mind later
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what's it like to wake up and be like, hell yes, let's do this again
November 1, 2025 at 7:17 PM
what's it like to wake up and be like, hell yes, let's do this again
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hey just checking in. are you in the right headspace to receive a dose of 15,000 roentgen right now?
October 30, 2025 at 6:17 AM
hey just checking in. are you in the right headspace to receive a dose of 15,000 roentgen right now?
For as much as people complain about it, traffic is surprisingly one of the most popular activities in the US.
October 30, 2025 at 5:53 AM
For as much as people complain about it, traffic is surprisingly one of the most popular activities in the US.
My haters will become my stators when I alternate phases in the synchronous permanent magnet motor of success.
October 25, 2025 at 12:42 AM
My haters will become my stators when I alternate phases in the synchronous permanent magnet motor of success.
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Ugh. I hate myself. I hate life. Fuck this shit. Everything sucks. I hope I die. I hope somebody kills me.
[I take precisely one bite of food, after having been hungry and cranky all day]
Oh wow. Fantastic. I feel great. Now I have the energy to kill myself.
[I take precisely one bite of food, after having been hungry and cranky all day]
Oh wow. Fantastic. I feel great. Now I have the energy to kill myself.
October 23, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Ugh. I hate myself. I hate life. Fuck this shit. Everything sucks. I hope I die. I hope somebody kills me.
[I take precisely one bite of food, after having been hungry and cranky all day]
Oh wow. Fantastic. I feel great. Now I have the energy to kill myself.
[I take precisely one bite of food, after having been hungry and cranky all day]
Oh wow. Fantastic. I feel great. Now I have the energy to kill myself.
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Look it says right here on this signed and notarized work order: “Total replacement of blood with sludge.” Now when I get back from the van with that sludge barrel you better have all your blood out.
October 7, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Look it says right here on this signed and notarized work order: “Total replacement of blood with sludge.” Now when I get back from the van with that sludge barrel you better have all your blood out.
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They're scrapping me for parts tomorrow
October 7, 2025 at 4:15 AM
They're scrapping me for parts tomorrow
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i am racist to computers
October 5, 2025 at 1:02 AM
i am racist to computers
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guy in 3000 bc: remember when tools were made of stone 🪨 now every thing is bronze 😡 we used to live in cave ⛰️ now we sleep in hut 😪 instead of hunting ox 🐮 we make them pull plow 🌾 who else wish we could go back 😩
September 30, 2025 at 1:03 AM
guy in 3000 bc: remember when tools were made of stone 🪨 now every thing is bronze 😡 we used to live in cave ⛰️ now we sleep in hut 😪 instead of hunting ox 🐮 we make them pull plow 🌾 who else wish we could go back 😩
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the climate's probably just changing for attention
September 29, 2025 at 9:51 AM
the climate's probably just changing for attention
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i will never forgive the techbros for ruining computer
computer was the only thing i liked
computer was the only thing i liked
September 6, 2025 at 2:49 PM
i will never forgive the techbros for ruining computer
computer was the only thing i liked
computer was the only thing i liked
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Fortunately there's only 3 more years of rapidly escalating fascism before there's a peaceful exchange of power
September 28, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Fortunately there's only 3 more years of rapidly escalating fascism before there's a peaceful exchange of power
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In order to regrow from one of your segments you’ll need to purchase Worm+
September 27, 2025 at 4:11 AM
In order to regrow from one of your segments you’ll need to purchase Worm+
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We won’t forget the cowards and collaborators.
September 25, 2025 at 7:01 PM
We won’t forget the cowards and collaborators.
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ladies if he’s a matador that is a huge red flag
September 24, 2025 at 6:57 PM
ladies if he’s a matador that is a huge red flag
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it ought to be interesting to see how everything shakes out
September 18, 2025 at 1:59 AM
it ought to be interesting to see how everything shakes out
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bad news guys, there's been a horrible mixup and the nuclear launch codes are now hidden somewhere in specially marked boxes of Kelloggs Froot Loops
September 15, 2025 at 7:37 AM
bad news guys, there's been a horrible mixup and the nuclear launch codes are now hidden somewhere in specially marked boxes of Kelloggs Froot Loops
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(existential Borat) my life
September 13, 2025 at 2:02 AM
(existential Borat) my life
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Life is short and the hour of our death is a mystery, so no, I will not rate my transaction
August 31, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Life is short and the hour of our death is a mystery, so no, I will not rate my transaction
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just an absolutely terrible time to be a rational person who is capable of critical thinking and cares about other people
August 21, 2025 at 7:34 PM
just an absolutely terrible time to be a rational person who is capable of critical thinking and cares about other people
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Those whom I pass on the trail are known as Trailures. They are likely to hurt themselves and ought stay home reading about trails, not hiking them
Those whom pass me are known as Trailhards. They've sacrificed their humanity to hike marginally better than me. One must imagine them miserable
Those whom pass me are known as Trailhards. They've sacrificed their humanity to hike marginally better than me. One must imagine them miserable
August 19, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Those whom I pass on the trail are known as Trailures. They are likely to hurt themselves and ought stay home reading about trails, not hiking them
Those whom pass me are known as Trailhards. They've sacrificed their humanity to hike marginally better than me. One must imagine them miserable
Those whom pass me are known as Trailhards. They've sacrificed their humanity to hike marginally better than me. One must imagine them miserable
I did hard Bo time in Bo jail for a triple Bo micide.
August 11, 2025 at 12:20 AM
I did hard Bo time in Bo jail for a triple Bo micide.