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blue is cheating on yellow with red
Initial conditions:
m1=84.9 m2=51.6 m3=83.2 (solar masses)
v1x=3.066 v1y=6.955 v2x=6.747 v2y=6.667 v3x=-6.828 v3y=-6.519 (km/s)
x1=-5.0 y1=-3.0 x2=32.0 y2=-33.0 x3=-26.0 y3=-35.0 (AU from center)
Music: Passacaglia (BSG) – McCreary
January 7, 2026 at 7:30 AM
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January 6, 2026 at 7:16 AM
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My “Just made out with the boys” shirt is a symbol of my strength
January 6, 2026 at 4:42 AM
Anyone seen my mandate of heaven? Swear I left it around here somewhere...
January 7, 2026 at 12:22 AM
My jesters, eunichs, courtesans, chancellors, all those court guys are being the fucking worst right now. It's always something with them, christ.
January 7, 2026 at 12:08 AM
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Have to say I really admire the guy seeing all the bullets flying off Superman who is like “gonna try the flail”
Day #187: Superman (1967)
January 6, 2026 at 12:55 PM
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January 6, 2026 at 8:22 PM
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Notepad is such a funny thing to run as administrator. Like shit is about to get real notepad, get ready.
January 6, 2026 at 7:29 PM
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July 21, 2023 at 1:20 PM
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Going by context clues something annoying happened five years ago
January 6, 2026 at 4:56 PM
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This isn't funny...
January 6, 2026 at 4:30 PM
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if they did January 6 today, it'd be called "January 6-7." Thank you for reading. RIP Ashley Babbert
January 6, 2026 at 3:00 PM
January 6, 2026 at 7:16 AM
When people say "no copyright infringement intended" I bet sometimes they do actually intend to infringe on someone's copyright
January 6, 2026 at 4:30 AM
He was an up and coming lawyer, but this newest client... may be too hot to handle! The comedy never 'adjourns' in this family friendly blockbuster! Watch "Nicolás Maduro's Lawyer" today!
January 6, 2026 at 4:23 AM
I thought there was a good chance the doordash thing was fake, but I wasn't certain. To whoever is keeping score. I hope my score is good.
January 6, 2026 at 1:28 AM
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Neurotypicals would rather eat hot chip and lie than go to therapy
January 5, 2026 at 11:10 PM
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You’ve been nominated for the Glistening Prize
January 5, 2026 at 10:27 PM
I'm being gaussian distributed later this week
January 5, 2026 at 10:30 PM
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your incoherent rambling is lowkey iconic
January 5, 2026 at 9:43 PM
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w-wow, your a scene girl??? and an alcoholic???? and u look like my daughter????? humina humina!!!!!! please don't tell anyone i write for the atlantic
January 5, 2026 at 8:34 PM
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"If the purpose of the game is to win, then the cheater is the only true player."
- Seduction
October 10, 2023 at 2:52 PM
I ain't got the stamina to run from myself
January 5, 2026 at 8:00 PM
I apologize for this post
January 5, 2026 at 7:58 PM
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what i do is read what a bunch of my mutuals are saying and then rephrase their opinions using more inflammatory language
January 5, 2026 at 7:39 PM