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the solution to the Monty Hall problem is simply to offer the host a handjob and then the rest works itself out
December 27, 2025 at 6:38 AM
the solution to the Monty Hall problem is simply to offer the host a handjob and then the rest works itself out
impersonating cops, getting my ass beat by real ones. "yaaouuu have been banned from this server"
December 27, 2025 at 7:13 AM
impersonating cops, getting my ass beat by real ones. "yaaouuu have been banned from this server"
the solution to the Monty Hall problem is simply to offer the host a handjob and then the rest works itself out
December 27, 2025 at 6:38 AM
the solution to the Monty Hall problem is simply to offer the host a handjob and then the rest works itself out
since when has shitting been so stressful.
December 23, 2025 at 8:02 PM
since when has shitting been so stressful.
celebrating the anniversary of 9/11 by making a mockery out of it
December 19, 2025 at 2:11 AM
celebrating the anniversary of 9/11 by making a mockery out of it
Wasian President Barack Hussein Hussein Obama (R) poses for a picture during a news conference at the White House in Washington DC on January 30, 2013. REUTERS/Carlos Barria/File Photo
December 19, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Wasian President Barack Hussein Hussein Obama (R) poses for a picture during a news conference at the White House in Washington DC on January 30, 2013. REUTERS/Carlos Barria/File Photo
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its sex night at the puppy club. the last dj finishes on the mixer and hops offstage. I walk on and plug in my 1998 ibm thinkpad and hit play. cbat extended version
i am immediately charlie kirked by one of the pups. despite wearing nearly nothing they still managed to concealed carry
i smile as
i am immediately charlie kirked by one of the pups. despite wearing nearly nothing they still managed to concealed carry
i smile as
December 16, 2025 at 8:16 AM
its sex night at the puppy club. the last dj finishes on the mixer and hops offstage. I walk on and plug in my 1998 ibm thinkpad and hit play. cbat extended version
i am immediately charlie kirked by one of the pups. despite wearing nearly nothing they still managed to concealed carry
i smile as
i am immediately charlie kirked by one of the pups. despite wearing nearly nothing they still managed to concealed carry
i smile as
its sex night at the puppy club. the last dj finishes on the mixer and hops offstage. I walk on and plug in my 1998 ibm thinkpad and hit play. cbat extended version
i am immediately charlie kirked by one of the pups. despite wearing nearly nothing they still managed to concealed carry
i smile as
i am immediately charlie kirked by one of the pups. despite wearing nearly nothing they still managed to concealed carry
i smile as
December 16, 2025 at 8:16 AM
its sex night at the puppy club. the last dj finishes on the mixer and hops offstage. I walk on and plug in my 1998 ibm thinkpad and hit play. cbat extended version
i am immediately charlie kirked by one of the pups. despite wearing nearly nothing they still managed to concealed carry
i smile as
i am immediately charlie kirked by one of the pups. despite wearing nearly nothing they still managed to concealed carry
i smile as
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I have an IQ of 1.000000. i have a vagina
December 13, 2025 at 3:21 AM
I have an IQ of 1.000000. i have a vagina
watched an hour long documentary o n queuing and then took a shit
December 16, 2025 at 4:53 AM
watched an hour long documentary o n queuing and then took a shit
Methinks the lady doth not have enough teeth to suckle on my dick
December 16, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Methinks the lady doth not have enough teeth to suckle on my dick
I have an IQ of 1.000000. i have a vagina
December 13, 2025 at 3:21 AM
I have an IQ of 1.000000. i have a vagina
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i become unemployable and unemployable man; every girl hates me; i am put on the secret list for killer whales to kill me in their pens when they become too big for the circus and are no longer cute enough to fuck anymore
i get fired from over 100 jobs for saying the word "Piss" so often that it becomes a consistent company joke;
December 5, 2025 at 6:29 AM
i become unemployable and unemployable man; every girl hates me; i am put on the secret list for killer whales to kill me in their pens when they become too big for the circus and are no longer cute enough to fuck anymore
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On this episode of Keeping Up With The Kardashians: Kim Jong-un is back
December 11, 2025 at 5:07 AM
On this episode of Keeping Up With The Kardashians: Kim Jong-un is back
Remember Big Chungus? Well now he's here. Here he comes. Here comes his cock. here he goes. Now his balls
December 12, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Remember Big Chungus? Well now he's here. Here he comes. Here comes his cock. here he goes. Now his balls
On this episode of Keeping Up With The Kardashians: Kim Jong-un is back
December 11, 2025 at 5:07 AM
On this episode of Keeping Up With The Kardashians: Kim Jong-un is back
what's the deal with "the boys on the train"?? what did the girls do when they saw "The Boys on the Train"??? what do the boys think of "The Boys on a Train"???
December 10, 2025 at 3:33 AM
what's the deal with "the boys on the train"?? what did the girls do when they saw "The Boys on the Train"??? what do the boys think of "The Boys on a Train"???
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"See you in December" I whisper to my balls, as the autumn sun sets over my ruined ass
December 9, 2025 at 3:54 AM
"See you in December" I whisper to my balls, as the autumn sun sets over my ruined ass
"See you in December" I whisper to my balls, as the autumn sun sets over my ruined ass
December 9, 2025 at 3:54 AM
"See you in December" I whisper to my balls, as the autumn sun sets over my ruined ass
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Meme board member accused of racism after posting racist picture of dog in bathtub
November 25, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Meme board member accused of racism after posting racist picture of dog in bathtub
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In my spare time I draw lewds of the most beautiful animals on the web and send them to the zoo for breeding purposes
December 3, 2025 at 8:53 PM
In my spare time I draw lewds of the most beautiful animals on the web and send them to the zoo for breeding purposes
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top ten worst penis problems a guy could have:
-my dick is too small
-my dick is too big
-my dick is going to fall off soon which means it's too late to get it circumcised
-my penis has gotten infected from someone else's piss
-my dick is too small
-my dick is too big
-my dick is going to fall off soon which means it's too late to get it circumcised
-my penis has gotten infected from someone else's piss
December 6, 2025 at 5:43 AM
top ten worst penis problems a guy could have:
-my dick is too small
-my dick is too big
-my dick is going to fall off soon which means it's too late to get it circumcised
-my penis has gotten infected from someone else's piss
-my dick is too small
-my dick is too big
-my dick is going to fall off soon which means it's too late to get it circumcised
-my penis has gotten infected from someone else's piss
-i've been coughing up blood for like six weeks now and you can still see the scars from where i had stomach surgery when i was 9 years old
top ten worst penis problems a guy could have:
-my dick is too small
-my dick is too big
-my dick is going to fall off soon which means it's too late to get it circumcised
-my penis has gotten infected from someone else's piss
-my dick is too small
-my dick is too big
-my dick is going to fall off soon which means it's too late to get it circumcised
-my penis has gotten infected from someone else's piss
December 8, 2025 at 5:02 AM
-i've been coughing up blood for like six weeks now and you can still see the scars from where i had stomach surgery when i was 9 years old
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I work in a factory that manufactures diapers for the military and the police
November 25, 2025 at 4:17 AM
I work in a factory that manufactures diapers for the military and the police
top ten worst penis problems a guy could have:
-my dick is too small
-my dick is too big
-my dick is going to fall off soon which means it's too late to get it circumcised
-my penis has gotten infected from someone else's piss
-my dick is too small
-my dick is too big
-my dick is going to fall off soon which means it's too late to get it circumcised
-my penis has gotten infected from someone else's piss
December 6, 2025 at 5:43 AM
top ten worst penis problems a guy could have:
-my dick is too small
-my dick is too big
-my dick is going to fall off soon which means it's too late to get it circumcised
-my penis has gotten infected from someone else's piss
-my dick is too small
-my dick is too big
-my dick is going to fall off soon which means it's too late to get it circumcised
-my penis has gotten infected from someone else's piss